Chapter 20: Continuing the Great Foolishness
"You want me to work for you?" Xiang Shaolong spoke, he was not a stupid person, he heard Li Zhiying's meaning from Li Zhiying's words, but he felt that he was also a modern person, Li Zhiying should not be like the ancients, and he couldn't help but feel a little moved, "Are you sure I can achieve some achievements?" When I got here, I found that I was just a white body, powerless and powerless, and I had to struggle for survival every day. β
"Don't be so pessimistic." Li Zhiying smiled and said, "I still appreciate you very much, so as soon as I found out that you exist in this time and space, I immediately came to you, I think you are a talent, others can't give you opportunities, I have a way." β
When Xiang Shaolong heard this, his face showed a little excited.
But soon, Xiang Shaolong fell silent again: "Can I think about it?" β
"Absolutely." Li Zhiying smiled, "I'm waiting for your decision, the door of the Ink Guild has always been open for you." β
Li Zhiying's voice fell, and he turned to leave.
In fact, in addition to finding an agent, Li Zhiying actually has a very, very secondary reason for wooing Xiang Shaolong: women.
Yes, it's a woman!
For women, Li Zhiying only likes those with pure bodies, and second-hand goods don't like them very much. If a woman is three-handed, four-handed, or a rotten thing that has been played by too many people, then he doesn't like it even more.
Xun Qin Ji is just the first heaven he has experienced, and there are many subsequent worlds, if all the hard-working women in every world have to be taken care of, then each heavy heaven will accept seventy or eighty women or even a hundred, so after the thirty-three heavens, wouldn't it be three thousand beauties in the harem?
Although Li Zhiying likes women, she never thought about finding thousands of them, so she couldn't be busy at all!
But don't accept it, the fate of those people is sympathetic, and Li Zhiying admires them quite a lot, so what should I do? Xiang Shaolong has become a good candidate!
Li Zhiying eats meat, someone has to drink soup, right? Otherwise, it would be a waste if the soup is thrown away.
In this way, when the world is unified, Xiang Shaolong's ending will definitely be better than the original book, and it is appropriate for the wives and concubines to be in groups.
Looking at Li Zhiying's back, Xiang Shaolong's eyes were full of complicated looks.
Just as Li Zhiying had an extra motorcycle by his side and was about to leave, Xiang Shaolong suddenly rushed up: "Li Zhiying, can you tell me, what is my ending in Xun Qin Ji?" β
"Absolutely." Li Zhiying turned around, and then said with a smile, "After you came to Wushi Ranch, you gradually began to develop. Gold always shines, and two thousand years ahead of your time makes you stand out. However, because you are worried that you will not be able to protect Mei Silkworm Niang, and you are frightened step by step when you climb up, Mei Silkworm Niang married a hunter surnamed Liu while waiting for you. β
After seeing Xiang Shaolong's expression become a little pale, Li Zhiying continued to talk nonsense:
"You rose to prominence in the Zhao Kingdom, but you were jealous of others, all kinds of frame-ups and betrayals fell on you, and the women who loved you were killed one by one. For example, Tingfang's family committed suicide because she was humiliated, and then you couldn't get along in Zhao State and fled to Qin State, and then was valued by LΓΌ Buwei and began to help Qin Shi Huang rule the world. But as the so-called birds are exhausted, the good bow is hidden, the cunning rabbit is dead, the lackeys are cooked, after Qin Shihuang unifies the world, he will eradicate you! β
"In the end, because of your introduction and persuasion of Zhao Gao and Li Si, who were in high positions, you finally survived, escaped from the Saiwai grassland, and lived a life in paradise! However, Qin Shi Huang didn't want people to know about your existence, so he ordered the burning of books and Confucianism for ten years, so that your mark in history did not exist at all, and history seemed to return to its original track. β
"In the Saiwai grassland, you accepted a man named Yizi and named Xiang Bao'er, and the book "Looking for Qin" has also come to an end. But of course, at the end of the novel, Xiang Baoer felt that the name was ugly, so she gave herself a domineering name, called Xiang Yu. After the word Xiang Yu came out, it actually meant that your disaster had just begun! β
"How?" After listening to Li Zhiying's words, Xiang Shaolong's expression became not very good-looking, he felt that Li Zhiying was not lying to him, because Li Zhiying's words had a set of completed logic, and if he made a temporary intention, he would never be able to say it.
But after Xun Qin finished writing down, his disaster had just begun, which made him incomprehensible.
Xiang Shaolong is not a person who has not read novels, and the endings of most novels should be very good, especially this kind of time-traveling novel is very novel, and the author should not write a tragic ending.
"History records that after Qin Shi Huang ruled the world, he also attacked the Xiongnu, the purpose is to fight you!" Li Zhiying continued, "After "Searching for Qin", there is a sequel novel called "Searching for the Dragon", in which your fate is simply miserable. β
In fact, Li Zhiying has never read "Looking for the Dragon" at all, because "Looking for the Dragon" is only a continuation of the good deeds, not the original author, but Li Zhiying has heard the brain-opening conjectures in it, and when he heard those conjectures for the first time, he felt that his three views had been subverted. Now there is absolutely no problem with using that breathtaking brain hole to fool Xiang Shaolong.
Li Zhiying didn't hesitate to take it out and tell Xiang Shaolong, of course, he didn't add any more oil and vinegar to it:
"Qin Shi Huang attacked Saiwai, and you and Xiang Yu escaped with their lives because they happened to have something to do. Your wives were all arrested, and then they were humiliated and tortured by Qin Shi Huang in various ways. Some of your women surrendered, some women couldn't stand the humiliation and committed suicide, but whether they surrendered or not, they all died very miserably. Some were cut off by Qin Shi Huang and stuffed in the tank, wailing day and night, slowly starving to death; Some were cut out of their tongues, pierced their eyes, pierced their eardrums, and become deaf, and then thrown into a urinal to play to death. β
Xiang Yu learned that his mother had suffered such a catastrophe, and he hated it in his heart, and he was bent on subverting the world of Qin. You hate Qin Shi Huang very much, and naturally add fuel to the fire. But when you meet Mei Silkworm Niang again, you know that Mei Silkworm Niang was pregnant before she married Orion surnamed Liu, and gave birth to a son for you, his name is Liu Bang. β
"The inevitability of history dooms your righteous son and son to fratricidal brotherhood, how sad it is. In order to keep history as it is, you had to sell your righteous son, even if Xiang Yu burned Afang Palace to vent your anger, you still did it. Under the torment of human nature, you have a very painful life. In the end, according to history, Xiang Yu was defeated, and you were arrested, Liu Bang didn't know that you were his biological father, so he wanted to kill you...... Then I couldn't stand it anymore, and a fire burned the dragon. β
Li Zhiying's voice fell, and Xiang Shaolong's expression became very pale.
patted Xiang Shaolong on the shoulder, Li Zhiying started the motorcycle and left in style......
King Zhao's Palace:
King Zhao held the beer bottle and took a small sip of the second pot, with a satisfied look on his face.
Screwed the lid of the second pot head tightly, and King Zhao picked up the beer bottle again and looked at it.
"Baby, it's really a baby." King Zhao suddenly sighed, "Zhao Zong, do you say that this Li Juzi is not an immortal?" It can actually be taken from the void, this one is still a first-class treasure, and I have never seen such a skill in ordinary alchemists. β
"I don't know." A warrior beside King Zhao spoke, "However, even Jin, as the first swordsman of the younger generation, was kicked to death by Li Juzi, which shows the strength of this person, I think that Cao Qiudao, the sword saint of the Jixia Academy, is nothing more than that." β