Chapter 167: What a big hedgehog
As soon as Ling Feng heard that he was going to let him sleep in the study, it was okay, so he hurriedly rubbed her shoulders with a shy face, and beat her back, and told Rao: "Senior sister, junior sister, I know it's wrong, I'd rather kneel on the washboard in the bedroom than sleep in the study." ”
Ling Shuang saw that his senior brother's IQ was offline again, and while enjoying his service, he began to threaten him: "Look at how dare you make small moves behind my back, if you let me know that you are in cahoots with my brother, I will definitely punish the two of you for brushing the thatched house together." ”
"Uh~ It doesn't have to be so serious!" Ling Feng rubbed her shoulders with a wry smile on his face, trying to get her to take back her punishment.
But Ling Shuang, who was facing away from him, didn't seem to accept his resentment, and nodded in the cave: "The punishment is naturally wanted, and it can be regarded as giving the two of you a long memory, so as to save yourself from making these useful things in the future." ”
Seeing that his junior sister had no remorse, Ling Feng had an idea, turned the person around, and gnawed hard at the delicate lips.
"Hmm~"
As Ling Feng's aura intensified, Ling Shuang slumped into his arms.
"Damn, don't look at it, I don't see anything." As soon as Yunmo entered the door, he saw that the two doors were not closed, and he hurriedly covered his eyes and turned his back.
The two people who were kissing were confused, and they were interrupted by him, and quickly stood apart shyly.
The two people who had been smashed into the good thing glared fiercely at his back, cleaned up their slightly messy clothes, and then began to ask him why he suddenly turned back.
Yunmo looked at the red and swollen corners of the two of their mouths, and quipped cheaply: "Look at the two of you as if you have been gnawed by pigs." What it looks like. ”
Ling Shuang grabbed the teacup next to her in shame, raised her hand and threw it over: "You are a pig!" Can you speak? What are you if I were a pig? ”
Yunmo, who accidentally put himself in, neatly dodged the flying teacup with his hands and feet. Pointing at Ling Shuang, he said to Ling Feng: "Quick, quickly bring your daughter-in-law back, why haven't you passed yet, just turn your elbow out, and if you continue like this, you will kill your brother." ”
"Phew, a dog can't spit out ivory." Ling Shuangjiao glared at him with disgust, turned her head away from him, and stopped looking at him.
Only then did Ling Feng have a chance to ask, "Why are you back here?" Did something happen? ”
Yunmo pointed at Ling Feng. Shaking his head at Ling Shuang, he said teasingly, "See? This is the attitude of a family! ”
"you, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and put it away." Ling Shuang's eye knife was as if it was about to become substantial. I can't help but say dirty words to this cheap brother.
Yunmo shook his head helplessly, sat down next to her, and sighed deeply with his cheeks: "Do you think I am willing to be your super high gas, is my brother such a person with no eyesight?" It's not that my father has no choice but to do it. I just came back and was kicked by a donkey. ”
"Damn. If you don't say anything, you will go to the toilet for me. Ling Shuang gritted her teeth and said fiercely.
Yunmo saw that Ling Shuang was really angered by herself, so she had to start explaining with a smile on her face: "Yes, I don't hate this either, didn't I tell my father that you are here to treat my old illness, my father has been anxious for me in the past two days, although there has been no recurrence, but the two of you have not tried your best to treat me, no." Send me over and ask when we're going to start. ”
Ling Shuang saw that he finally got down to business. grabbed his hand holding his cheeks, dragged him along, and began to take his pulse.
After being silent for a while, he inquired about the current day, and learned that in two days it would be the ninth day of the ninth month of September, and after a while, he told him: "The cold poison on your body is brought out from the fetus, so you must choose the day with the heaviest yang energy, and with the prescription I prescribe to you, you can completely eliminate the hidden dangers of your body." ”
As soon as Yunmo heard that he was going to use medicine, he immediately remembered the bitter Chinese medicine he drank when he was a child, and his face changed greatly and begged for mercy: "Can we change some acupuncture or something?" Sister, it's not that you don't know, what your brother and I are most afraid of when I am a child is to drink Chinese medicine. ”
Ling Shuang remembered that when he was a child, in order to allow him to drink Chinese medicine, his uncle used his mother and the whole family to fight to hold people down, and immediately showed a bad smile: "Hehe, don't think about it." However, if you like acupuncture so much, I can sponsor you a few more injections. ”
"Uh~" Yunmo looked at Ling Shuang speechlessly, not to mention the bitterness on his face.
Soon, the ninth day of the ninth month of September came, Yunmo looked at the oversized bath bucket that Ling Shuang had ordered and prepared early, and remembered that he would have to drink the bitter Chinese medicine for a while, his mouth seemed to be filled with bitter gourd, and his brows were about to wrinkle into orange peel.
"Old girl, my brother's life is all in your hands, please don't let Coptis go."
Ling Shuang smiled 'haha', seeing that his brows were about to kill flies, so he poured the decoction that had been prepared into the bath bucket in front of him, and said lightly in Yunmo's surprised gaze: "I have long known that you are afraid of taking Chinese medicine, and I thought that you would be fine when you grow up, how do you know that your courage is still so small, don't worry!" These herbs are not for you to eat, but for you to take a bath. ”
Yunmo breathed a deep sigh of relief, remembering the fear he had been worried about in the past two days, and he was helpless because of the bad taste that the girl likes to play with him!
Yunmo thought that he would jump into the bathtub immediately and soak it two or three times, but he was told that he still needed acupuncture, and his heart was lifted again.
Ling Shuang looked at him like a big girl, shyly turned her back and stripped off the clothes on her body, leaving only a pair of spacious big pants, reached out to his muscular back, poked hard, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that your original chicken-like figure can also train muscles, not bad."
Ling Feng, who was full of jealousy, grabbed Ling Shuang's mischievous hand back: "This decoction is about to be cold, let's quickly apply needles to him!" ”
Ling Shuang turned around and kissed his face that had overturned the vinegar jar, before taking out the golden needle that had been prepared with a heavy face.
Looking at the long golden needle, Yunmo made a sweat rain, and after a while, his sweat soaked his back.
Ling Shuang reluctantly picked up a cloth towel next to him and threw it over, telling him to wipe his sweat clean, and then began to carefully insert the more than 100 needles into his body.
Looking at Yunmo, who was inserted like a hedgehog, Ling Shuang's face showed a pleasant smile, picked up a mirror that he didn't know when, put it in front of him, and said to him with a smile: "Look, what a big hedgehog!" (To be continued.) )