Chapter 798: Stinky Tofu (Part II)
When Yu Sheng and the city lord were in the new inn, Fu Nan drove a thunder car back.
Simon's family was pulled by him and jumped out of the thunder cart and ran towards the inn.
"Let go, let go", Simon's family stood up, "What's the matter with you, if there are any happy events that can't be said first." ”
If it weren't for the fact that he had seen this man and this car when he entered the city for the rest of his life, Simon's family would not have come with him.
Even if they came now, the Simon family regretted it.
He looked at Fu Nan holding his hand tightly, "What kind of system are the two old men pulling and pulling, I can tell you, I have a daughter-in-law." Simon said.
"I know that you have a daughter-in-law, so I asked you to come to find your daughter-in-law today. "It's hard to say rich.
"What?" Simon's family was stunned and was puzzled, when they saw two dried corpses appear at the door.
"Dry corpse!" he shouted, and his hand involuntarily went to fetch the long sword at his waist, but stopped as soon as he touched the hilt.
"Jade Niang?" he looked at the people inside the door in surprise, even though time flew by like lightning, even though she was unrecognizable, but the Ximen family still recognized her at a glance.
Yu Niang's eyes were full of joy, and she stood there and looked at him quietly, until tears wet her eyes and flowed through her boneless cheeks.
Neither of them moved, cherishing the moment of looking at each other, afraid that this moment was a dream, and it would be broken if they moved.
It wasn't until the little dry corpse kept struggling, trying to break free from Yu Niang, that the two came back to their senses.
Simon's family looked at the little dry corpse, "He, he's Mu'er?"
Yu Niang nodded.
Finally, the three of them couldn't hold back any longer, got up and ran towards each other, and couldn't wait to hug each other.
The little dry corpse was the fastest, and the Ximen family thought that the little guy thought that he was thinking about it tightly, but he didn't want to get close, the little dry corpse opened his mouth and bit the hand stretched out by the Ximen family.
The Ximen family couldn't react, but fortunately, Fu Yan was prepared and grabbed the shoulder blade of the little dry corpse at once.
"Hey, you kid, yes, the six relatives don't recognize it. Fu Nan praised.
The little dry corpse turned around, and with red eyes, he wanted to bite the rich, but it was only in vain, and he was finally caught by the big dry corpse.
This time, the big dry corpse no longer favored him, according to the knock of the bone is "Bang Bang", the little dry corpse seemed to feel pain, but he still unruly showed his fangs at the big dry corpse.
"Okay, okay", Simon's family grabbed the big cadre, "he's too..."
Just as he wanted to say that he was also motivated by the instinct after turning into a dry corpse, the Simon family remembered his mother-in-law and looked up at her, "You..."
"Roar", Yu Niang spoke, and the little grandson was just about to step forward to be a translator again, but the Ximen family shook his head with a smile and said: "Don't be afraid, if you want to bite me, I will bite you." ”
The little grandson was surprised, "He can actually understand her?"
"People call this a heart. Fu Nan dragged his little grandson back to prevent him from being bitten by the little dry corpse with teeth and claws.
......
Yu Sheng had a new objectivity, and just closed the door, he saw the inn remind: "Congratulations to the host, Fu Yu successfully rescued the Ximen family and obtained twenty merit points." ”
Yu Sheng was stunned for a moment, and said to the city lord: "I now think that the rich and difficult may not be the stupidest in the inn, Ye Zigao is." ”
Up to now, Fu Yan has earned him a lot of merit points, unlike Ye Zigao and Bai Xingxing, who have no movement at all now.
When the city lord heard Yu Sheng's words, he said, "You didn't count you in it, did you?"
"I..." Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows and slapped his buttocks, "Dare to look down on me, be careful of family law." ”
Although there was no one around, the city lord still felt that his majesty was offended, and kicked him directly, directly kicking him off the salted fish.
The wind was howling all around, and Yu Sheng only stabilized himself when he was about to land, and when he saw that the city lord did not come down, he simply returned to the backyard of the inn to fetch water and wash his hands.
At the same time, don't forget to ask the system, "Didn't you ask you not to suggest merit points?"
The system asked coldly, "Did I agree?"
"Uh", for the rest of my life, it seems that there is none.
When he returned to the inn, he saw that Ximen's family and Yu'er were holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, and at the same time did not forget to press the irascible little dry corpse together.
Seeing Yu Sheng come in, Ximenjia stood up, "Young Master Yu, that card... Can you really resurrect my wife and children?"
"Of course, I mean what I say," Yu Sheng said, "As long as I kill enough corpses, I will resurrect them immediately." ”
"But..."
"But what?" asked Simon, anxiously.
"But your wife is too slow to kill alone", Yu Sheng took out a demon card, "Wouldn't it be faster for the two of you to be together?"
"Thank you Yu Gongzi", the Ximen family immediately took the demon card without hesitation.
At the moment when he picked it up, the system reminded Yu Sheng: "Congratulations to the host, [Task and Kindness] has been completed, please check the reward in time." ”
Yu Sheng immediately went back to the kitchen without hesitation and exchanged the stinky tofu on a plate.
He was just about to check it out happily when a foul smell hit his face, almost knocking the rest of his life to the ground.
This thing stinks so much, it's even worse than the rumored rotten eggs with salted dried fish, stinky meat, and finally soaked in old vinegar overnight.
"Huh", Yu Sheng covered his mouth and nose, and fanned the smell with his hand, "This is too fucking stinky, isn't it, system, are you sure this is stinky tofu, not rotten tofu?"
"Stinky tofu, of course, and it's the best stinky tofu the system provides. The system said coldly.
"Really?" Yu Sheng took a cautious step forward, and immediately covered his nose with a stink, "How can you eat it like this." ”
"That's right!" said a smile in the system's cold voice, "That's why it's called top stink, tofu." ”
"Your uncle", scolded for the rest of his life, and dared to break the sentence like this.
The people in the lobby outside heard Yu Sheng cursing, and Ye Zigao couldn't help but open the curtain and poke his head in.
"Shopkeeper, who do you say... Ah sneeze..."Ye Zigao was immediately smoked out, lying next to him retching.
"What's wrong?" Bai Xingxing and Fu Nan in the lobby looked at him at the same time, and Fu Yan asked with concern, "Are you pregnant?"
"Your grandma", after relieving himself, Ye Zigao scolded the rich, thinking that it was rare for brothers to be together, and said: "The shopkeeper is killing ducks inside, it's too bloody." ”
"What's bloody about killing ducks?" is rich and puzzled, isn't the shopkeeper's duck-killing technique unique?
Then, Fu Nan thought of the salted duck made by the shopkeeper, the taste was really amazing, but unfortunately he only made it once, he wanted to see what the shopkeeper did this time.
Fu Nan curiously opened the door curtain and walked in, "The shopkeeper, kill the duck..."
Halfway through the words, the whole person is not good, it evokes bad memories, his face turns green, and he stumbles out without waiting for the rest of his life to answer.
"Vomit", he vomited too.
"Are you sure the shopkeeper is really killing ducks?" Bai Xingxing was a little suspicious, he was a Jinyi guard, he had done all the killings, and he was afraid of killing ducks.
"Really, really", the relieved rich and difficult nodded very certainly.
This made Bai Xingxing more and more suspicious, he walked to the back kitchen suspiciously, just lifted the door curtain, and saw Yu Sheng masked, carrying a plate of things and walking out cautiously.
Before Bai Xing could speak, the stench hit his face, almost making him faint.
"Vomit", Bai Xingxing turned around and fled from the inn, and the rest of Ye Zigao and Fu Yuan did not wait for schadenfreude, and they also escaped with a crawl, and soon really vomited.
Soon, the little white fox sitting in the hall, the black cat sheriff, also escaped, and for a while, only the Ximen family and the big and small corpses were left.
Simon's family was in a bit of a dilemma at this time, he just told his wife and children that he was not afraid of stinky and would not dislike their mother and son, and he came to this for the rest of his life.
"Yu Gongzi, what are you?" he tried to hold back the discomfort of his heart and body that wanted to escape.
"Stinky tofu", Yu Sheng said angrily, "Do you want to taste it, it should be very delicious." ”
"Taste?" Ximen's family was stunned, and without waiting for him to speak, "vomit", Yu Niang pulled the little dry corpse and escaped in an instant, and they couldn't bear it anymore.
Seeing this, the Ximen family no longer insisted, pulled his legs and fled, and began to get dizzy without waiting to go out, and in the last few steps he was lying on the ground and was pulled out by Yu Niang.
"This..."Yu Sheng looked at the figure of the dried corpse, and then looked at the stinky tofu in his hand, this thing actually has a miraculous effect on the dried corpse!
He felt he could keep some of them as bioweapons.