Chapter 085: Urinating the Emperor's Body

After proposing, Mrs. Li proposed to move in with Yang Liu'er and them, of course Yang Liu'er agreed, now that Wanqing is married, she always feels that this son is a lot more deserted all of a sudden, but this is of course Qiu Qianjian, because in this way he can rely on Yang Liu'er every night openly.

After Wanqing got married, the three dynasties returned to the door just because of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Knowing that Wanqing came back on this day, Yang Liu'er prepared a lot of gifts for her.

Qiu Qiyun will also come to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with them on this day, and after the Mid-Autumn Festival, they will move back to the villa together.

Although there was no business in the store on this day, Yang Liuer and Mrs. Li both sat in the front store early, waiting for the person they wanted to meet.

Wanqing has no relatives, she has always regarded this place as her mother's home, plus Jing Yan's kid opened his mouth to call Yang Liu'er his mother-in-law, and Yang Liu'er also generously recognized him as a son-in-law, so the etiquette of the three dynasties to return to the door is to treat Yang Liu'er as a Fang parent.

When Jing Yan and Wanqing were about to kneel and bow to Yang Liu'er, Mrs. Li hurriedly stopped her.

"Oh, oh, what are you doing here? Liu'er is younger than you, she will lose her life if you do this, if you want to kneel, kneel to me, since Wanqing is the same sister as Liu'er, then I will treat Wanqing as a god. ”

"Wanqing, what do you say? Do you say it's okay? In the future, Shangfeng Villa will be your mother's home, and with Shangfeng Villa to support you, I don't think this Jingyan dares to bully you. "Yang Liu'er is happy. At least in this way, she can get together with Wanqing for New Year's holidays or something in the future.

"Yes, of course. Wanqing doesn't know why she has been so shallow lately, and she always cries at every turn.

"Hey, hey, how do you say it like I'm going to bully Wanqing. I will prove it to you with my actions, I will never bully Wanqing, I will only help her hold it in her hands. Jing Yan hurriedly spoke.

"It's best!" Yang Liu'er hurriedly pulled Wanqing over and asked her to come to Mrs. Li, "Come on, come on, let's do it first." ”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, your godfather is here!" Mrs. Li saw the shadow of Qiu Qiyun and hurriedly walked outside the door to greet her.

"What's going on?" But Qiu Qiyun felt a little strange to see so many things in the house.

"Come on, come on, I'll introduce you. Mrs. Li happily pulled Qiu Qiyun to Wanqing and Jing Yan.

"I know all of them without your introduction, she is Wanqing who has lived in the villa for a while before, and this is the hall master of Jingyue Hall. Qiu Qiyun looked proud.

"No, no, it's all wrong. Mrs. Li was even more proud, "She is our godson, and he is our godson." ”

"Gan'er, when did we have one more god?" Qiu Qiyun had only gone back to the villa for a few days, and his wife was so bold that she didn't even discuss such a big thing as admitting a god'er.

"Right now. Come and sit down. Mrs. Li pulled the hateful cloud and sat down.

Wanqing knelt in front of them, but she didn't know what to do.

"Just kowtow three times and serve a cup of tea. "Qiu Qiyun hasn't seen his two precious grandsons until now, and he's in a hurry.

Wanqing obediently did so, and after kowtowing three times, Yang Liu'er brought the brewed tea, and Wanqing took a cup and handed it to Qiu Qiyun, "Godfather, please drink tea." ”

Qiu Qiyun raised his head and drank the tea, the tea was still very hot when it was just brewed, and it was too late when Yang Liu'er wanted to remind him.

A sip of hot tea in the mouth, spit out and not so good, in the end can easily open the mouth and breathe in a big gulp before swallowing, seeing him like this, everyone wants to laugh, but they dare not laugh out loud. I can only hold it back.

"Godmother, please drink tea. Wanqing continued to serve tea to Mrs. Li.

"Good. ”

Seeing that Mrs. Li had also finished drinking tea, Qiu Qiyun stood up.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Look at the kids. ”

"These three dynasties have returned to the door, and this new son-in-law has not served you tea. ”

"No, the mind is received, and the shape of SHI is exempt. After that, the person was gone.

After Qiu Qiyun entered, everyone no longer needed to endure it, and they all laughed.

"What's so funny? Say it and give me a smile. "Lu Xiaoge's outfit as a eunuch, you don't need to ask much to know that she ran out.

"Why are you here?" Yang Liu'er hadn't told her about getting married, but she came really well this time and saved a lot of trouble.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival is a reunion. Lu Xiaoge winked at Yang Liu'er.

"You came out for a reunion, what about that one in the palace?"

"What else can I do? The Lord who is busy riding with him will not be lonely. ”

"How did you get out?"

"Got him drunk yesterday and ran away with a token. Lu Xiaoge whispered in Yang Liu'er's ear. "Oops, it's been a long time, let's go out for a walk. ”

Lu Xiaoge knew that if Yin Zhongjie woke up, he would definitely come to Yang Liu'er to find her as soon as possible, so it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time.

"Ahem, Xiaoge, when did you get so good with Liu'er?" Mrs. Li couldn't help but speak after being ignored for so long.

"Master, it turns out that you are also here!" Lu Xiaoge ran over at this time and hugged her neck intimately, "You know, it's not easy for people to come out once, so I want to hurry up and play." ”

Lu Xiaoge and Yang Liu'er are all silent, no one else knows about them except Yin Zhongjie, of course, the less people know about their world, the better. Other people don't know about their relationship, and it stands to reason that Lu Xiaoge should be the closest to Mrs. Li, so being ignored for so long, Mrs. Li feels a little uncomfortable in her heart.

"Play and play, you know how to play, you are not young anymore, it's time to learn from Liu'er and settle down and have a child. ”

Lu Xiaoge subconsciously touched his belly, "It's not my business to have a child, and he has a lot of people rushing to give birth to him, so I don't bother to care about him." Don't talk about it so much, let's go play with us. ”

"Where can I go early in the morning?"

Lu Xiaoge thought for a while and saw Jing Yan there, "Go to his Forget Worries Pavilion and ask his girl to sing and dance for us, drink some wine, and chat." ”

"No, no, let's go back to the door three times today, what are we going to do in that kind of place. I'm now famous, so I wouldn't go to that kind of place. Jing Yan put on the appearance of a good man.

Wanqing didn't like to go to that kind of smoking place the most, but today she changed her routine, "Go, why don't you go!"

"Oh, what's so fun in that kind of place, you can go by yourself if you want to go, I'm at home with the kids. Mrs. Li shook her head, these are all people who are concubines, why do you want to run to that kind of place, but she knows her part, so she didn't stop it.

"It's rare that Wanqing wants to go, so let's go. Yang Liuer also agreed.

Jing Yan pulled Yang Liu'er aside, "Hey, aren't you adding to the chaos? I said I wouldn't go to that kind of place again." ”

"What do you want to do in broad daylight? Wanqing is married to you, can't you go to the Forget Worry Pavilion to swear sovereignty now? Or do you think she shouldn't do this?"

"Leave him alone, let's just go. Wanqing held Yang Liu'er with one hand, and Lu Xiaoge with the other hand and was about to leave.

"Go, go. Jing Yan took Lu Xiaoge's hand, slapped Yang Liu'er's hand away, and cheekily went to hold Wanqing's hand, but Wanqing held it with both hands, and Jing Yan, who failed to hold hands, did not give up, but directly put his hand on Wanqing's waist and firmly circled her.

Obviously she was fine at home, but as soon as she arrived at Yang Liu'er, she began to rebel, and it seems that she should be let have less contact with Yang Liu'er in the future, so as not to be spoiled by this Yang Liu'er.

Xiyan was so happy when she heard that Jing Yan was coming, and she ran to her after only three days of marriage, indicating that she had a place in his heart.

"The hall master, the hall master's wife. Seeing Jing Yan and Wan Qing both shouting respectfully.

Compared to the last time I came here, I felt much better this time, after all, there was no group of stinky men who came to ask Liu.

Shang Xiyan was a little stunned when she heard that sentence, but the next second she thought that she had heard it wrong, how could Jing Yan bring someone here?

When she saw Jing Yan sitting next to Wanqing, looking like a little bird, pouring tea for her for a while, and peeling melon seeds for her for a while. Xiyan turned silently, she didn't want to see such a picture, Jing Yan, who had always been waited, was now waiting for a maid to come, Xiyan knew that they came to embarrass her today.

In that case, why should she go down and seek humiliation on herself?

"Stop, since you're not resting, let's come down and dance. Yang Liu'er found out that Xiyan would certainly not let her leave.

"Come here. Jing Yan glanced up at Xiyan, and indifference was written on his face.

"Hall Master, I am ill today, and if I barely dance, I am afraid that it will disturb your Yaxing. Although there was a faint smile on her face, there were tears rolling in her eyes.

"Let's go, let's go, I'll jump. Lu Xiaoge didn't know what was going on between them.

Jing Yan looked at Wanqing, waiting for her instructions. Tsuchido Sho.

"Why are you looking at me, I can't dance. Wanqing turned her head to look at Lu Xiaoge.

"Let's go, let's go. Jing Yan waved her hand impatiently in the end, and her tears slipped the moment she turned, but everyone present didn't pay attention to her.

"Great, you are wearing a eunuch's suit, no matter how good you dance, it's useless, it's ugly to death. "Yang Liu'er really can't stand it.

"Miss Lu, I'll take you to change into a dance costume. Cuiyue said.

"Okay. ”

Qiu Qianjian also came when Lu Xiaoge went to change clothes, "Ahem, as a person who always runs to this kind of place, do you say it's appropriate?" He sat down next to Yang Liu'er and bit Yang Liu'er's lip in front of Jing Yan and Wanqing.

"Oh, what are you doing, there's someone. ”

"Okay, I'll go back and clean you up. ”

"Concubine Li's mother said she was coming, of course my little people have no right to refuse. ”

"Xiaoge ran out?"

"Well, I'm going to change her clothes, and she's going to dance for us later. ”

"Are you sure it's dancing and not dancing to make a sword?"

"Hey, hey, can you leave no one around? Or go back, okay, I'll prepare a room for you?" Although Wanqing said that she came here, she was always unhappy when she came here, and she didn't even let him touch it, and now Yang Liu'er and Qiu Qianjian's affectionate behavior has caused him great harm.

"Your daughter-in-law is right next to you, so can you. Qiu Qianjian not only did not restrain himself, but intensified his efforts to directly hug Yang Liu'er to his own big.

"Wanqing our ......" Jing Yan stretched out his hand, and was tapped by Wanqing, and he couldn't move for a while.

"Hahaha...... Haha......" Yang Liu'er laughed exaggeratedly, if she hadn't been hugged by Qiu Qianjian, she would have fallen to the ground long ago.

Jing Yan finally knew that it was good to find a daughter-in-law who didn't know martial arts, but now he regretted it too late.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm also the hall master, there are so many people here, give some face, and solve the acupoints. ”

"Didn't I learn all these bad tricks from you, and now I think it's good to treat others the way they do. ”

"Lady, am I wrong?"

"That's right, Wanqing man needs face outside, you go back and punish him. Qiu Qianjian was also helping Jing Yan speak, because he was afraid that Yang Liu'er would also change his methods in the future.

"Okay, for the sake of my eldest brother's face, I'll let you go once. ”

Wanqing unlocked Jing Yan's acupoint, and as soon as this guy was free, he immediately rushed towards Wanqing and kissed her fiercely, which was considered a punishment for her behavior just now.

Lu Xiaoge came back after changing clothes, and all the pictures were gone, but it was no wonder, after all, such a picture was normal in the Forget Worry Pavilion.

"Cuiyue, look at them all in pairs, just me, you can dance with me. Lu Xiaoge said exaggeratedly.

"But I'm ...... I can't dance. ”

"It's okay, you just stand there and be played by me. Lu Xiaoge said evilly.

"Xiaoge wants to dance, you play quickly, I remember that you can play the flute." "I was stopped by the appearance of Qiu Qianjian's flute, but I haven't seen his flute until now, there is such a good opportunity today, of course Yang Liu'er will not let it go.

"Okay, Xiaoge, what song do you want?"

"You will only come and go with just a few broken tunes, just "Peony". ”

"Good. ”

Lu Xiaoge danced with Cuiyue, Qiu Qianjian Dizi, Yang Liuer was stupid, and Jing Yan and Wanqing got up, in short, the current Forget Worry Pavilion is very lively.

Suddenly, a person flew in, rushed directly to the stage, and kidnapped Lu Xiaoge, everything happened too suddenly, and when they reacted, Lu Xiaoge had already been slapped a few times by that person.

"Your Majesty. After Wanqing saw clearly that it was Yin Zhongjie, she was so frightened that she hurriedly knelt down.

Jing Yan hurriedly pulled her back into his arms, since he came out of Weifu, this ceremony still doesn't need to be done, so as not to expose his share.

When he woke up, he found that Lu Xiaoge was gone, and Yin Zhongjie found that Lu Xiaoge was missing along with his token, so he knew that she was out of the palace, and in this capital, Lu Xiaoge was only Yang Liuer and Qin Yongqi, and the two were closer.

If he went to the Prime Minister's Mansion, even if he didn't look for it, someone would come to inform him, so Yin Zhongjie went directly to Yang Liu'er to recruit people without thinking about it, but was told that they had come to the Forget Worry Pavilion.

"What are you doing with me?" Lu Xiaoge shouted.

"What do you say?" Yin Zhongjie asked coldly.

"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach, how do I know what kind of nerves you have!"

"Smack-" At this time, I didn't know what was wrong, so Yin Zhongjie slapped her ass again.

"I went to accompany you last night, but you did something in the wine, and you dared to leave the palace without permission. ”

"Smack-" Yin Zhongjie paused again.

"It's no longer right to visit the kiln for the concubine, and you still dress like this, what kind of body is it!"

"You have a new one, I came out to find a house, what's wrong?"

"Smack-" Yin Zhongjie smacked hard again after listening to it, the previous few times were just a little bit and he didn't use much force, but this time after listening to Lu Xiaoge's words, he really couldn't help it.

"Do I have to marry the Lord and my relatives? ”

"Really? So you won't marry her? Didn't you say that the queen's position is time to find someone to take over? That lord is noble, and you are the most suitable queen to be your queen. ”

"My queen has her own choice, and she can't do it with nobility. ”

"Then you're not going to get people into the palace again!"

"If it weren't for the queen running away from the palace, I wouldn't have run out to arrest people. ”

Yin Zhongjie's implication is that Lu Xiaoge is the queen!

"What do you mean by this?" Lu Xiaoge knew that there was no force behind her, although she was a son of the Lu family and had a marriage contract with Yin Zhongjie for a long time, but now her true share is only known to Yin Zhongjie, and she can't open it to the outside world at all, it is easy to pull Yang Liu'er out as soon as she opens it, and when the world finds out that the Queen Mother is not dead, then Yang Liu'er will be finished.

"Qin Yuanqi and his son took the lead in recommending you to be the queen, and more than half of the other civil and military officials also agreed, I have already decided on this matter, but my queen ......" Yin Zhongjie pinched Lu Xiaoge's chin and asked her to look at him, "Are you relying on a prime minister and a general to support you, and your courage will be bigger?"

Lu Xiaoge hurriedly showed a flattering smile, "The concubine didn't dare, it's just that you didn't tell me earlier, seeing that you have been in and out with that rider these days, I can't get angry and run out." ”

"I was going to tell you about this last night, but I fainted before I could say anything. Yin Zhongjie looked at Lu Xiaoge with eyebrows.

"Oops, it's my fault, it's my fault, it's my fault that blames you. Lu Xiaoge looked at Yin Zhongjie pitifully, "Your Majesty, can you forgive me, oops, my ass hurts, for the sake of you, you can forgive me." ”

"It really hurts?" Yin Zhongjie looked at her like this, and couldn't help but reach out and rub her, eating tofu by the way, and his tone was a lot gentler.

"Of course!"

"Gee, I guess we'd better get out of here first, and it's going to be a child-friendly picture later. Yang Liu'er said this deliberately, for fear that the two of them would forget the five audience members present and do those embarrassing things unwillingly.

"Ahem, is it really appropriate for you little girl to say these things all the time? You don't care about Qiu Qianjian? By the way, since Jing Yan and Wanqing are already married, it's time for the two of you to do it, right? Is it possible that you still want me to make an order?" Yin Zhongjie just can't let go of Yang Liu'er's affairs, after all, he finds happiness and wants her to live well.

"No need, I'm married to Liu Er at twenty-two this month. Qiu Qianjian hugged Yang Liu'er and said with a sloppy face.

"That's good, go back, don't keep running to places like this. I haven't seen those two children yet, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival and I have prepared a gift for them. ”

The gift from the emperor must have been very precious, and Yang Liu'er couldn't wait to see what it was.

Coming out of the Forget Worry Pavilion, Jing Yan and Wanqing went home, and the four of them went back together to add incense.

When Yang Liu'er saw the two bright longevity locks, her two eyes would simply glow, "Wow, these longevity locks are so heavy." By the way, I'm going to get married, don't forget my gifts. ”

"Liu'er, when did you have to be so greedy for money?" Qiu Qianjian was a little unhappy, how did he make it seem like he would have a hard life after marrying him.

"I want you to take care of it, but I don't want you to send it. ”

"Don't worry, you won't be missing. Yin Zhongjie has no heirs so far, so when he sees two identical little handsome guys, he can't help but hug them.

The first time he held the baby, he was clumsy, maybe he was uncomfortable to hold, Dabao cried as soon as he picked it up, and later he was much better after being guided by Mrs. Li.

"Hey, boy, do you know who is holding you now? I gave it to you the first time, and see how honored you are. ”

Dabao didn't know if he was currying favor with this emperor, but he smiled at Yin Zhongjie after he finished speaking.

"Look, look, he's smiling at me. He was proud for less than three seconds, and then Yin Zhongjie shouted: "Damn! This kid peed on me!"

"Hahaha......"

Yang Liuer and Lu Xiaoge hugged each other heartlessly and laughed.

"The emperor is angry, the emperor is angry, this is a good sign, presumably something good will happen soon. Mrs. Li hurriedly said.

"Really?"

"Yes, yes. "Whether it's true or not, of course Qiu Qianjian is right, at this time, he must definitely coax Yin Zhongjie, lest he be angry and don't know how to punish them.

"I think you're going to be a dad soon. Seeing this, Yang Liu'er also said flatteringly.

"Preferably. Although Yin Zhongjie still looked a little unhappy, the slightly raised arc of the corners of his lips had betrayed him.

In fact, Lu Xiaoge's relatives this month have been several days late, but her menstrual affairs have always been inaccurate, and she has not had too many expectations. However, whether she is pregnant or not, she will not find the Taiyi to diagnose it as soon as possible, after all, after the last incident, she is still very cold to the Taiyi, so she will go to the library to find some medical books to read whenever she has time.

"Xiaoge, go to the store and change into a suit for the emperor. Yang Liuer said.

"Good. ”

Clothes are Lu Xiaoge's favorite thing to do, but when she walked to the store, she didn't look at men's clothes, but habitually walked to the side of clothing, and stopped when she saw beautiful clothes, and she had long forgotten that Yin Zhongjie was still wearing clothes with children's pee.