"Hello?" Lin Yunhai didn't think much about it and picked up the phone directly, "Zhixin, are you home?" ”

"En" Wu Zhixin's rather weak voice came from the other end of the phone, and then after the two talked for a while, Wu Zhixin suddenly asked, "Yunhai, what did Liu Xiaojun deliberately run to tell you when he was in the library at noon?" ”

It turned out that Wu Zhixin had been struggling with what Liu Xiaojun said to Lin Yunhai at noon since she returned home in the afternoon, but she was not good at asking Liu Xiaojun, and after a period of hesitation, she decided to call the latter to ask. Because Wu Zhixin knew that if he didn't ask clearly, he would definitely think about it.

"It's nothing." Lin Yunhai scratched his head, obviously he didn't expect Wu Zhixin to call to ask about it.

"Nothing, what's it?" Wu Zhixin continued to ask without giving up, and then said with some disappointment, "Is it difficult to say?" ”

"No, of course you want to know." Lin Yunhai was a little strange, he didn't know why Wu Zhixin was so persistent about what Liu Xiaojun said at noon, and then said, "She just asked me if I remember the last time I accompanied me to buy a dress for you." ”

"Do you remember buying a dress for me?" Wu Zhixin was obviously stunned, she didn't expect that Liu Xiaojun would run back at noon just to ask this?

The girl's intuition told Wu Zhixin that it couldn't be so simple, maybe girls were naturally more sensitive, and Wu Zhixin always felt some bad premonitions.

"What's wrong, Zhixin?" Seeing that Wu Zhixin on the other end of the phone didn't speak for a long time, Lin Yunhai thought something was wrong, and couldn't help but wonder, "Is there a problem?" ”

"Huh?"

It wasn't until he heard Lin Yunhai's voice on the other side of the phone that Wu Zhixin, who had been in a daze, came back to his senses, "No, there's no problem." ”

"I'll just ask." Wu Zhixin smiled lightly, "That's it first, I'll go eat first." ”

"Oh, well!" Lin Yunhai was very strange, but he didn't ask much, and then hung up the phone and continued to study high mathematics.

However, Lin Yunhai was really not the material for reading, and he fell asleep again before fifteen minutes after attacking Gao Shu, and without admitting to disturb him, he slept until more than eleven o'clock.

In the end, in desperation, Lin Yunhai directly threw away the high math textbook, and didn't care about the old witch, he directly turned on the computer and played the game, anyway, he was alone in the dormitory today, and it was okay to play late.

As for the quiz, Lin Yunhai decided to pray directly and leave it to God to solve it for him, anyway, he felt that God would definitely hear his sincere prayers.

But the results showed that God estimated that God and Jesus went to the Jade Emperor and the Buddha to play mahjong that day, and they didn't have time to listen to Lin Yunhai's prayers, so the latter's small test was naturally on the street, and was ruthlessly cut off by the old witch, and then retook the exam again with those students who went home to Qingming, and also wrote a 3,000-word exam sleep review.

It turned out that on the day of the test, Lin Yunhai fell asleep directly on the table because he was facing the high-math hypnosis volume, and saw that there was no question on it that he could understand.

That's an old witch's lesson! Not to mention sleeping, even being late can make you peel off a layer of skin.

However, for Lin Yunhai, the old witch changed her previous style this time, neither drinking tea nor demerits, and even asked Lin Yunhai to make up for the exam once, but as a punishment for sleeping, she had to hand in a review book of 3,000 words the next day, and she had to write it until she was satisfied.

The 3,000-word review book is undoubtedly an almost impossible task for Lin Yunhai, you must know that the 800-word essay he wrote in high school was written after a week of hard thinking.

In the end, it was She Chenzhi's trick, copy it directly on the Internet, let alone 3,000 words, even 30,000 words are not a problem.

But in the face of that touching heartfelt review, almost taking out his heart, the old witch threw it back directly and asked Lin Yunhai to rewrite it.

In this way, almost every day, Lin Yunhai would copy a completely different review book from the Internet and hand it to the old witch, and then it would be returned.

As a result, Lin Yunhai sadly wrote a review for a whole month.

In this month, Lin Yunhai wrote a full 28 reviews of 3,000 words, no, he copied a full 28 articles, a total of 84,000 words, not more, not less than one. Therefore, Lin Yunhai didn't see anything else, but the speed of writing has changed so fast!

The three-thousand-word review book, Lin Yunhai often took less than twenty minutes to complete, of course, that word is naturally the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, even if the Tang Dynasty cursive master "Zhang Xu" saw it, it is estimated that he will bow down.

In the end, there was really no way, Lin Yunhai hollowed out his head, and only twenty-four words were written in the last review book.

"The little one will never dare to sleep in your old class in the future, and I hereby review it."

Because Lin Yunhai has basically copied all the reviews that can be copied on the Internet, but they have all been returned, and in the end, he can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

But this twenty-four-word review made the old grandmother accept it, and threw down a sentence that made Lin Yunhai want to cry without tears.

"This is the review."

Lin Yunhai, who listened to it, really scolded his mother in his heart, "Ya, I already knew that twenty-four words could be done, so what have the labor and management done this month?" ”

Later, after writing a month-long review book, the student party's favorite festival, "May Day", is also coming.

"Aifei, is there any program on May Day?" Lin Yunhai was lying on the bed, because he had just finished lunch, and he was also holding a toothpick in his mouth at this time.

"Go home and sleep." Zhuo Fei lay on the bed with his mobile phone, and then turned over very lazily and continued to read the novel.

"Sleep every day, you are really sleepy." Lin Yunhai scolded with a smile, then stretched out his head and said, "Cobra, take out the assortment, I haven't eaten enough at noon." ”

"Damn, it's been almost a month since Qingming, and you have already been wiped out, and there are still there." She Chen muttered dissatisfiedly. At this time, he also did not play games, but rarely lay in bed and watched movies. (PS: Assorted is a kind of hometown snack for She Chen, and when She Chen came back from Qingming, he brought a lot of bags back to school, because he was very appetizing to Lin Yunhai and others, and then he was directly eaten ruthlessly.) ）

"Your brother-in-law, I just saw that you still have a pack yesterday, hurry up and hand it over." Lin Yunhai sat up and crawled to the end of the bed. Because the beds on each side of the dormitory, the head and tail of the bed were put together, so Lin Yunhai also climbed directly to She Chen's bed.

"No, no." She Chen waved his hand and continued to watch the movie, with an expression that I just didn't have it.

"You forced me." Lin Yunhai shrugged his shoulders and said with a wicked smile, then used the toothpick in his mouth to poke at She Chen's buttocks, and said in his mouth, "Is there any, is there any." ”

", if you say no, you won't have it." She Chen looked like he would rather die than give in, because his buttocks hurt, he suddenly bounced up, but because the force of the bounce was too strong, his head accidentally hit the plank of the upper bed, and he couldn't help but shout, "Grandma, if you poke it again, it will bleed." ”

But Lin Yunhai didn't hear it, and took the opportunity to sit on She Chen and continue to poke.

"Your uncle, it's really bleeding!" She Chen shouted, but it was less than a minute old, and under Lin Yunhai's indifferent face, he softened, "Brother, brother, I was wrong, I can't do it if I'm wrong, I'll give it to you, don't poke it, don't poke it." ”

"Wouldn't it have been like this earlier?" Lin Yunhai touched his nose, he still had a good grasp of the strength when he poked just now, it would only make She Chen feel painful, but it would not make him bleed. (PS: Why did Lan Rui feel a little weird when he wrote this!! ）

As a result, under Lin Yunhai's obscenity, She Chen could only take out his only remaining bag of assorted items from his bag.

Lin Yunhai took the assortment with a smile, and before he even had time to open it, Ye Fan hurriedly ran in, and said in his mouth, "Meeting, meeting, there is major news to announce." ”

(Anyway, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lan Rui is here to wish all readers a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!) Lan Rui is also going to put Kong Ming lanterns!! ）

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