Chapter 35 The Master of Theory Comes Out

Tomorrow is Xu Yiting's birthday! It's Valentine's Day!

When Lin Yang said the news in a low-key manner, the entire dormitory instantly felt like it was about to blow up.

"What!! Goddess Birthday Tomorrow!! I've got to get dressed up! ”

"Second child, you have nothing to do, what are you stinky and beautiful, Xu Yiting doesn't know you."

“……”

"Lin Yang, you have to hurry! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and the heavens are turning a corner to help you! ”

"What kind of bend is this? This is obviously the **naked Ming help! ”

The people in the dormitory are noisy when you talk to me.

"No, I can't tell the news now, if I let those communities know, they'd be crazy! Third! You tie up Boss Liu to prevent his big mouth from going out and leaking again! ”

Zhang Shanfeng shook the hemp rope in his hand and agreed: "Okay! ”

Seeing the four people pressing towards him, Liu Hong said urgently: "Don't, don't...... I don't say ......"

In this way, Liu Hong, the aggrieved boss, was tied to the chair behind his back......

"Nope." Zhao Wei suddenly said loudly.

"Why not?"

Liu Hong looked at Zhao Wei with tears in his eyes: "Zhao Wei...... Don't say anything, you're my brother. ”

Zhao Wei shook his hand, took out a cloth ball behind him, pointed at Liu Hong's mouth and said, "It's useless to tie up others, the main thing is to block his mouth." ”

"Zhao Wei, you...... No...... Hmmm......"

In this way, Liu Hong, the aggrieved boss with a gagged face, was brutally tied to the chair with his mouth gagged......

Lin Yang looked at Zhao Wei, the culprit who was idle on the side, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

I don't know when, Zhao Wei has quickly changed into a small suit, with a little hair cream in his hair, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and a crepe look like he is spraying perfume on the air.

I saw that everyone looked at it with contempt on their faces, and said, "Perfume can't stop the smell of hanging silk." ”

"That's because you don't have taste. You know, perfume that you guys think is bad is often the biggest killer of dating girls, and you can instantly get the perfection of a girl's first impression. Zhao Wei stopped combing his hair, glanced at the surprised people through the mirror, laughed contemptuously, and said, "I don't understand what I told you, a group of ** silk." ”

Wang Guodong glanced at Zhao Wei, who was pretending to be ×, with disdain, and sneered: "Yes, I don't know who held my thigh the day before yesterday and asked me for seeds, oops, that pitiful look." I didn't have the money yet, and in the end, I had to sell my dignity for seeds. The ...... in the middle of the night."

Wang Guodong "tsk" twice, and the rest was speechless.

Zhao Wei, who was demolished, was full of embarrassment on his face.

Xu Yangfan asked: "Our main question is that tomorrow is Valentine's Day, why are you dressed up so aggressively now?" ”

Now it can be regarded as a question, Zhao Wei patted his chest with pride on his face, and said, "Who am I?" I'm the only love theory master in our dormitory! I have an obligation to help you get rid of the sea of bitterness! ”

"Just you?"

"It's me."

Lin Yang looked Zhao Wei up and down, poked his head out and said, "The master of love action theory is almost the same. ”

Immediately there was a small laugh from behind.

"Be serious!"

Lin Yang and the others immediately suppressed their smiles.

"Tomorrow you're going to the battlefield! This is a tough battle, and on the opposite side is Xu Yiting, the school flower nicknamed "Iceberg Goddess"! Now that you seem to be at odds with her again, this battle is even harder. Seeing that you haven't even mastered many basic essentials now, I decided to ......" Zhao Wei dragged out his voice, cleared his throat and took a deep breath and said: "Go out of the mountain in person and teach on the spot!" The price is not expensive! ”

"Don't run, come here, I won't kick you......"

"Wait, wait, I'm not done yet." Zhao Wei hurriedly explained, and after seeing Wang Guodong standing, he cleared his throat again and said, "A dormitory, and discounts." Canteen, about ......"

"Don't run your ......"

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"Anyway, it's getting dark now, come out now, are you sure your theory is correct?" Lin Yang stood on the road and looked at the sky and said.

Zhao Wei glanced at Wang Guodong on the side, and said slowly after Wang Guodong's nod that he could speak: "You don't understand this!" Now the weather is the most comfortable time of the day in summer, and the girls who come out are generally thirty percent higher than the usual hourly average. If you think about it, the more women there are, the more opportunities we have to choose. ”

Lin Yang looked at Zhao Wei with a surprised face and said, "You still count this thing?" ”

Zhao Wei pushed the gold wire glasses, his face was full of smug smiles, and said, "Of course!" Do you think my professional title of master of love theory is empty again? ”

"It's a good cow to break, the master must have talked about a lot of girl friends."

Zhao Wei's face was full of black lines: "Uh...... Let's skip this topic, where did we just go? ”

"By the way, it's dark. What night is the moon dark and the wind is high? Zhao Wei asked.

Lin Yang thought about it and blurted out: "Murder night? ”

"Phew! Wrong! It's the moon, the moon is dark, the wind is high, and the night is carnival! Zhao Wei smiled proudly and said to everyone with a black line: "What are you looking at me for?" Am I not right? ”

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"Nowadays, people, whether they are senior executives, staff, even students, are under tremendous pressure every day. The more you pretend to be sanctimonious during the day, the more you want to indulge at night. That's why bars are so popular. Zhao Wei explained with a smile to Lin Yang, Wang Guodong and Zhang Shanfeng.

The three of them looked at Zhao Wei, who was giving a confident speech in front of them, with a dull face, and said, "This is the reason why you brought us to the library?" Does this have anything to do with indulgence? ”

At the entrance of the library, the intoxicating aroma of coffee wafts from the small shop, which is entangled and heated up in this warm sunset, adding a different layer of feeling to this quiet and solemn library.

"What? Why don't you go quickly? The cries of Zhao Wei and the others interrupted Lin Yang's emotions. Lin Yang responded and hurriedly chased after him.

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"Let's ...... Is it really good? Lin Yang asked with a little worry as he held the book.

Zhao Wei smiled evilly, lowered his head and whispered softly to Lin Yang: "What kind of heart do you have?" Don't forget the purpose of our trip: to put the girl! This is our main task, not for you to hold a copy of the "Zizhi Tongjian" to gnaw. If you want to gnaw on something, you have to gnaw something decent, this book can't prove that you are knowledgeable, you have to take those books with good names but very unpopular, that is the weapon to improve the force. ”

"But isn't the library a place to read books?"

"I'll go, when can't I read this book? Valentine's Day is just this one! ”

Lin Yang lowered his head and thought about it, and said, "To be honest, I'm very confused now, I don't know what to do tomorrow, and I don't want to learn any method of picking up girls or something......"

"Don't move! See! Nine o'clock! Tall, sexy, and charming, she's looked at us three times since now, adding up to about four seconds, and I think she's ready for me to strike up a conversation by now. ”

Lin Yang glanced at Zhao Wei and said, "There is a kind of you on it." ”

After speaking, Lin Yang took the book directly and walked to the counter.

Zhao Wei looked at Lin Yang's back, threw off his suit unconvinced, and said, "Brother, I fought me today!" ”

Zhao Wei slowly approached and said, "Beauty...... This girl classmate, sorry to interrupt you, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I want to spend it with you, can I? ”

"Huh." The girl smiled contemptuously and said, "Little brother, I don't have an opinion, but you have to ask my boyfriend." ”

As he spoke, Zhao Wei saw a muscular man with a height of one meter and eight meters walking over from the opposite side, and said in a rough voice: "What are you looking for my girlfriend?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay, Wishing you prosperity, all the best."

After that, Zhao Wei hurriedly went to chase Lin Yang.

"Eh...... Don't go, I'm in charge of the theory, you're in charge of the practical pick-up, let's cooperate seamlessly, how can you say just go? ”

"Why are you here again?"

"Don't mention it, it turns out that I can only fit into theory."

Lin Yang frowned and said, "I'll go out and find a place to be quiet." ”

Zhao Wei was indomitable and asked, "Who is Jingjing?" ”

"I'll ......"

"Don't move!"

"What's the matter......

"Look at the direction of twelve o'clock, petite, sweet-looking, and moving, typical Lori! Huh? Why do I look familiar? ”

"It's dirty."

Lin Yang looked up and suddenly saw the person Zhao Wei said. Immediately, his backhand slapped Zhao Wei's head: "That's our class!" ”

It turned out that person was Lin Yang's tablemate-Song Wanhan.

However, she seemed to be experiencing something wrong now, and Lin Yang quickly approached.

Zhao Wei looked at the back of Lin Yang who rushed in front of him, and was happy and doubtful in his heart: "This thing, when did it become so positive?" ”

"I want to borrow this book." Song Wanhan handed over a thick book in his hand and said softly.

The person on duty at the library was also a woman, and she smiled and said politely, "Okay, please take out your student card and register." ”

Song Wanhan flipped over, lowered her head lower, and lowered her voice. "I forgot ...... in my dorm"

"I'm sorry about that." The man on duty shook his head.

Song Wanhan took the book handed back by the person on duty and held it in his arms for a long time and refused to let go.

"I'll help her register." Lin Yang took out the student card and handed it to the person on duty and said.

Song Wanhan immediately raised her head and looked at the person who spoke gratefully. You should know that if you help someone else register, if someone loses or breaks the book, the person who registered will be held responsible. When he saw that it was Lin Yang, Song Wanhan's eyes were full of surprise.

It's him! It turned out to be him!

For some reason, Song Wanhan's face turned red at this time!

The girl on duty glanced at it, and said with a chuckle on the corner of her mouth: "You guys can register the book for me together." ”

Lin Yang and Song Wanhan handed out the book together, and the person on duty was shocked when he saw it, and suddenly smiled even more, and said, "You two have a really unique taste." ”

It turned out that the two of them were holding the same book - "Zizhi Tongjian".

As a result, Song Wanhan's face suddenly turned even redder, like a ripe apple.

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The entrance to the library.

Song Wanhan nodded at Lin Yang and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito and a fly, "Thank you." ”

"What?"

"Thank you...... Comrade Lei Feng. ”

After speaking, Song Wanhan ran out, leaving Lin Yang with a stunned face.

At this time, Zhao Wei came out from behind him, lightly punched Lin Yang's chest, and said, "Brother! Hidden in the depths! ”