Chapter Fifty-Six: The Divine Comedy Chick
Lao Wei is not a vegetarian!
The supreme came, and the local tyrants retreated.
The golden special effects on the dragon chair blinded the eyes of many people, and the audience in the live broadcast room not only played chicken blood this time, but also duck blood, dog blood, and cow blood.
"Master Abbot."
"Master, please be enlightened."
"Master, the little girl has been in pain lately, and she begs the master for guidance."
"How many female donors did the master instruct today?"
"The master is mine, don't rob it, master, I also want to be a poor monk, ask the master to take it in."
Zhang Qingwen looked at the screen a little dumbfounded, for the first time I felt that people on the Internet were really interesting, how could I see so many shameless words in reality, but then, her private message pop-up window flashed a few times, Zhang Qingwen clicked there a little clumsily, and someone sent her a message.
Lin Dong couldn't sing anymore, first Qingquan Mingyue was enough, and now there is another supreme, and the audience is watching them, but can Lin Dong be angry? Even if you are angry, you can't show it, this is the supreme, and the status of Ba Sing is no less than those supreme gods of the Chinese network at the beginning of the previous life.
Then Lin Dong saw a row of yellow characters floating under the screen: "The anchor sings well, Qingquan Mingyue, read the private message, I have a private chat with you." ”
Of course, this way of speaking is not free, it costs ten yuan for each speaker, this is specially prepared for rich people, after all, there are too many people talking in many live broadcast rooms, and the speeches of local tyrants will always be drowned in it.
And there is another way of speaking is the whole platform broadcast, this is a hundred yuan, and the entire Ba Sing platform can be seen, anyway, in the Ba Sing platform, the local tyrants have many privileges, and the embodiment of these privileges is money.
Lin Dongxin said Okay, the relationship is also to see Qingquan Mingyue, as for the anchor singing well, this sentence is completely incidental, Lin Dong once again deeply realized that on the Ba Sing platform, local tyrants are more popular than anchors.
Although Lao Wei is not a vegetarian and obviously came to see Qingquan Mingyue, Qingquan Mingyue didn't know why he didn't speak, Lin Dong was not annoyed, the popularity of his room came up, there were already 30,000 people, Lao Ke didn't eat vegetarian and increased by more than 2,000 after he came, and the most important thing is that many accounts with crowns and titles in front of their names entered the live broadcast room, these people are also potential customers, big money is gratifying, and small money can't be let go, and Ding Li also sent a private message to Lin Dong: "Xiaodong, hurry up, sing a few more songs, don't let people get angry, in addition." , Sing a song to the abbot, he came to find Mingyue, but Mingyue is from your family, he at least has to mean it, this is an opportunity, you must seize it. ”
Now the time has passed twelve o'clock, it is said that Lin Dong should be off the air, but the freedom to be an anchor is free here, as long as the anchor wants to, no one will take care of you for three days and three nights, so Ding Li didn't mention the next broadcast at all, and when it was broadcast at this time, his brain must be missing strings.
Lin Dong nodded in his heart, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the master's comment, the song just now was destined to be given to Brother Mingyue, and then I will sing a song to you, this song is dedicated to the abbot master who came to my live broadcast room for the first time, master, what song do you want to hear?" ”
After waiting for a while, a line of yellow characters floated by: "I don't know what song the anchor will sing, so let's have a cheerful song." ”
"It must be, then let's have a cheerful song, I already have a song, I will dedicate it to the abbot master and everyone in the live broadcast room, in addition, I have to be cautious to say the last sentence, this song requires a lot of lung capacity, and it also requires considerable attention, so I won't look at the public screen, so as not to divert attention, I hope you can understand, this is a song that can make people breathless, I think this is a divine comedy!"
As soon as Lin Dong finished speaking, there was a crazy swipe below, expressing doubts about Lin Dong's so-called Divine Comedy, and the old man who was not a vegetarian also floated yellow words: "Okay, anchor, as long as it is really a Divine Comedy, then I will pay attention to you and sing it." ”
Lin Dongxin said that if he did it, he could get the attention of a supreme being, and it was worth any divine comedy.
"The master is so refreshing, ok, then I won't talk nonsense, this 'chick beep' is for the master and everyone present!!"
The song that Lin Dong wants to sing now is called 'Chicken Beep', this song is a divine comedy on the Internet, the original version is called the song of throwing onions, and later after having a Chinese version, it has become a song that tests the lung capacity of the anchor in the major live broadcast rooms, but the anchor who can sing it in its entirety is really not much, Lin Dong was originally intended to be used as the finale song, and now it is taken out.
Lin Dong was quite cheating when he learned this song, because he was listening to the accelerated version at the time, he was shocked at the time, it was hard to believe that people can sing so fast, and after learning for a long time, Lin Dong finally found the normal version, but even the normal version of Lin Dong also learned for a long time to sing it, even if the lyrics of this song are so simple.
Lin Dong turned off the computer screen first, calmed down, took a deep breath, showed a smiling face, opened his hands, made a pair of chicken wings, and finally put on the accompaniment.
Look there's a chick somewhere
You see there's a chick there
Chick beep-push-yo
Chick beep - yo
At the beginning of this song, everyone in the live broadcast room felt that although it was cheerful, it could also be regarded as a divine comedy? And as Lin Dong sang to the end, when he sang faster and faster, these audience members couldn't help but sing along, and then they felt that they couldn't keep up with the speed and couldn't breathe, and they were shocked, although they knew that the anchor didn't watch the public screen, they were still typing frantically.
"I'm already scared to pee"
"I'm rubbing, this anchor is going against the sky"
"It's so fast, I can't breathe when I hear it."
"The Divine Comedy is in the world, and I have worshiped it."
"This must be the Divine Comedy, streamer, I mean I've become a fan of yours."
"What song is this? Why can't I find it on the Internet? ”
"Original, this is the anchor's original song."
"Wow!!!!!!"
"The anchor's expressions and movements are so funny with this song, it means that you are rolling in laughter."
Lao Wei is not a vegetarian live broadcast with a full-platform broadcast: The live broadcast room of the Feiyue Group is now singing the Divine Comedy, brothers come quickly!!
When Lin Dong was still singing, the number of people in the live broadcast room had exceeded 40,000, and so many viewers had already exceeded the average popular live broadcast room.
ps: It's almost 100,000 words, and finally ushered in a small recommendation, ask for collection, and in addition, thank you vlyun for the reward of the brother