Chapter 165: No Response
Bai Huo is a wanderer, a playboy, it is difficult for this kind of person to really like a girl, but now Bai Huo is 'shy' to say that he likes a girl, this news is tantamount to an atomic bomb, which makes everyone dizzy.
"Seriously?" All couldn't believe it.
"How could I be joking about such a thing." Bai Huo nodded heavily and said, "I know you don't believe it, but I'm serious this time, and I really like her." ”
Everyone was in a trance for a while before they came back to their senses, and Zhou Yi asked, "Who is that girl?" ”
"You all know each other." Bai Huo coughed dryly, very embarrassed.
"We know each other?" Everyone made a brief eye contact, and they all saw each other's doubts.
"Hmm." Bai Huo said shyly: "It's the ...... on our school flower list."
"Gulzana?" Tang Doudou guessed.
"It's not." Bai Huo shook his head: "She's too tall for me to hold." ”
Although Bai Huo is 1.82 meters tall, Gulzana also has a height of 1.77 meters, according to the average gap of 10 centimeters between men and women, Gulzana is equivalent to a tall man of 1.87 meters, even if she is a daughter, if Gulzana wears high heels, Bai Huo's height can't hold it.
"Could it be quadruplets?" On Monday, they opened their mouths one by one, and everyone showed 'scum' expressions to Bai Huo.
"Boss, don't wronged me, I said it was 'one' girl, how could it be four." White Fire hurriedly defended himself.
"Is that one of the four of them?" Monday asked.
"It's not!" Bai Huo shook his head and said, "It's Wang Xiyi from the Department of History." ”
"Wang Xiyi?" Everyone was stunned, Tang Doudou said: "Is it the school flower who was ranked ninth by you?" Bai Huo, your vision is not as high as I imagined! ”
"That's taller than the boss, too." Bai Huo glanced at Tang Doudou, with a look of 'I have seen through your adultery'.
Tang Doudou rolled his eyes, and he didn't take him seriously. He laughed and said: "Don't you call yourself a prodigal son and don't let the virgin find you!" Why do you still have a crush on a virgin yourself? ”
"I didn't let virgins find me, and I didn't say I couldn't find virgins." Bai Huo said as a matter of course.
"You're really shameless." Tang Doudou gestured with his middle finger.
Zhou Jiaren's face turned red and said, "Can you pay attention to what you say?" Becky is still here! ”
"Uh......" Bai Huo and Tang Doudou came back to their senses at this time, and when they saw Lin Biqi's face flushed, they hurriedly apologized.
"I didn't ...... Never mind. "It's a bit exciting. But she didn't can't listen to it, after all, she is also a big girl who is almost seventeen years old, and she has been a little sister for half a year, plus the Internet is so developed, and all kinds of topics are touched, so being a virgin or something is no longer enough to make her talk about it.
"Let's talk about Wang Xiyi!" Monday: "Second child, when did you fall in love with her?" ”
"Don't call me dick, okay?" Bai Huo hated this 'second child' to death, but what can be done, who let him just rank in this position in the dormitory! for this. Yun Ling didn't take advantage of him in his mouth.
"Okay dick, no problem dick." Yun Ling inserted strongly.
"! Third, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute! Bai Huo was furious.
"Let's make trouble!" Wei Chaoxi, who had not spoken, smiled slightly: "We'll leave after the trouble." ”
One sentence directly made Bai Huo dumbfounded, and he glared at Yun Ling, who was light and breezy viciously, and said, "I didn't have any feelings for Wang Xiyi, but when I was wandering in the grove last month, I saw her sitting under a tree reading a book. At that time, she was wearing a light blue hanfu and her hair was coiled. Showing a fair and slender neck, she was as calm as everyone in ancient times, and I was captured by her at once. ”
Bai Huo's face was full of intoxication, and everyone followed his description, and probably thought of Wang Xiyi's appearance at that time, it was indeed a very wonderful picture! It's just sitting under a big tree and reading a book in the middle of winter. Isn't this view too incongruous? Aren't you afraid of freezing?
Yun Ling touched his chin and said lightly: "You said that Wang Xiyi likes beautiful men with classical flavors, and she also has a deep historical and cultural foundation, obviously you are not." ”
Speaking of this, Yun Ling swept over Monday and Lu Shan's faces one by one. said lightly: "The eldest and the fourth are suitable." ”
"I'll forget it." Monday Yi smiled and waved his hand: "I don't like girls who are often immersed in ancient feelings. ”
"The boss doesn't need it, there are already a lot of beautiful women around you." Bai Huo hurriedly said, for fear that Monday would rob his girl, he knew better than anyone how attractive Monday was and that almost any woman could not resist.
Monday rolled his eyes and didn't say much, but Yun Ling glanced at Lu Shan and asked, "Fourth, are you interested?" ”
"Get out!" Without waiting for Lu Shan to answer, Bai Huo scolded: "Third child, do you have the intention to go with me!" ”
"Calm down, don't get excited."
"!"
All the women were amused and laughed, Tang Doudou looked at Lu Shan, and said with a smile: "Don't say, although Lu Shan is a stupid big man, he really has the masculine handsomeness of an ancient general, maybe Wang Xiyi likes this." ”
"Sister, you are my own sister." Bai Huo begged for mercy again and again: "Don't hit me, won't you?" I want to chase my girlfriend, not let you tear down my stage! ”
"It can be seen how bad the reputation of the second child has been."
"Third child, you get out of here!"
"Let's all say less!" Monday Yi sighed: "The third child, the second child is a serious matter today, don't make trouble." ”
Yun Ling took a sip of his wine glass and nodded.
Seeing that Yun Ling didn't bird Bai Huo, but obeyed Zhou Yi's words, Wei Chaoxi smiled slightly and said, "Bai Huo, do you want us to help you chase her?" ”
"Sister, you have spoken to my heart." Bai Huo's inner cow was full of faces: "That's what I meant." ”
"So what's in it for us?" Wei Chaoxi opened his mouth to ask for benefits, leaving Bai Huo speechless.
"At most, who do you like in the future, can't I help with all my might?" White Fire Road.
"I'm in love with Oba cow, can you help?"
“……”
Zhou Yiyi shook his head with a smile and said, "Don't make trouble, you are the second child, you are so famous." Everybody makes fun of you. ”
The white fire was full of faces: "Who did I recruit and provoke whom?" ”
"Alas! Reputation! It is not easy for a person to have a good reputation in this life, but with a bad reputation, it is not easy to do anything. Zhou Yiyi sighed and said, "Second brother, how do you want us to help?" ”
"I just don't know, so I asked everyone to help me come up with ideas." Bai Huo said pitifully: "It's the first time in my life that I like a girl." I don't feel at all sure. ”
"That's what cares about." Tang Doudou smiled: "It seems that Bai Huo is really moving, but it is gratifying." ”
"Sister Tang, you are really my own sister!" Bai Huo was moved to make a promise.
"No, I don't want a lustful brother like you."
"I'll rub!" Bai Huo was depressed.
Zhou Jiaren smiled: "It's very easy to chase girls!" First of all, we must get to know each other, get closer to each other, if the girl is not disgusted, you can send a small gift or something to win the girl's heart, and then find an appropriate time to confess, basically it will be a matter of course. ”
Bai Huo smiled bitterly: "I understand the procedure. But Wang Xiyi likes history too much, I have inquired during this time, she said in private that the criterion for choosing a mate is that the boy must like history, and have a deep historical foundation, all the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting must be able to know, and he must be able to recite poems and lyrics, and he must be handsome, preferably with ancient style. I was a dog. ”
"Except for being handsome, you don't touch anything else!" Tang Doudou sighed. "Give up!" ”
"......" Bai Huo was very dissatisfied: "Don't hit me, I'll recognize her, besides, the criteria for choosing a mate will change over time." ”
"Then you wait until her mate selection criteria change!" Zhou Yi is not very optimistic about this matter, Wang Xiyi's requirements are too high, and there are several of them that he can't even do, such as chanting poems and lyrics. For example, he has a deep foundation in history.
"Then I'll wait until the Year of the Monkey?" Bai Huo shook his head again and again: "Can't you give me a serious idea?" Zhou Jiaren, you are the most serious person here to think about me, you say, what should I do? ”
"It's really not good, so you can only grind slowly." Zhou Jiadao: "You better get to know her first!" There's always something common ground. Usually care more about her, if you encounter something that she can't solve but is anxious about, you help her solve it, maybe she will be moved to accept you! ”
"Good!" Bai Huo said happily, "This is what I want." ”
"Second child, don't be too happy." Yun Ling said lightly: "You have used these methods badly before, but if you like Wang Xiyi, you instinctively feel that she is different from the women you have experienced before, so you will suffer from gains and losses, in fact, as long as you treat her as an ordinary woman, these methods are not easy for you." ”
"Yun Ling is right." Wei Chaoxi nodded with a smile: "Bai Huo, with your means, as long as you use it, it will definitely have an effect, but when human beings like someone, they will always instinctively lower their IQ, in fact, you don't need to discuss with us at all, with your previous ability to chase girls, it's basically no problem." ”
"That's why we don't have time to help you come up with ideas." Yun Ling took a bite of fried bean sprouts and said, "Boss, when will your new album be released?" ”
"It's going to be a few months, what's wrong?" Monday asked.
"No, do you plan to be a professional singer in the future?" Yun Ling asked.
"Nope." Monday shook his head and said: "Singing is a part-time job, you see that I don't show up in the MV, I don't perform, I don't hold concerts, I don't endorse, I just sing to earn some pocket money, and my goal in the future is still in the aspect." ”
"But you haven't had any works come out yet, okay?" Yun Ling was skeptical.
"It should work!" Monday: "But you also know that creation requires more experience life, I don't have much time now, and when I have the opportunity in the future, I will go around the country, experience different customs and customs, and then create a work that satisfies me." ”
"It can't be a travel miscellaneous, right?"
"Can you give me some faith?"
"No picture, no truth."
“…… I'm convinced. "It's worthy of being an otaku, he can't resist it at all with a poisonous tongue, and what Yun Ling said is not unreasonable, he has already made a certain reputation for singing now, and he is about to enter the world, but what about creation? He doesn't have a single work, and no one has to doubt it.
"Monday, in order to convince the public, you have to create a work as soon as possible." Wei Chaoxi smiled: "Even if it's a short story, let's see if you have that talent?" ”
"I want to see it too." Zhou Jiadao: "The people around me haven't created yet, if you have a work, you must show it to me." ”
"And me." Tang Doudou smiled and said: "I'm your first friend, with a work, the first person to see it should be me!" ”
"I want to see it too." Lin Biqi also joined in the fun.
Zhou Yiyi smiled helplessly: "Okay! I'm going to write a short story, what type do you like to read? ”
Tang Doudou: "Urban love." ”
Wei Chaoxi: "Detective reasoning." ”
Zhou Jiaren: "Youth story. ”
Lin Biqi: "Martial arts heroes." ”
Bai Huo: "Can you write erotic novels?" ”
Yun Ling: "It's best to have something to do with computers. ”
Lu Shan: "Is the national art novel written?" ”
“……”
Monday Yi sighed: "Then I'll write a fantasy!" ”
Everyone: "......"
The party ended happily in the end, maybe she was too happy, Lin Biqi drank a little too much, her face was red when she left, her eyes were hazy and moist, but the girl's wine was very good, she didn't call it if she drank too much, and she quietly had a little more jasper appearance, which made Zhou Yi feel a little amazing.
It turns out that Pinkie also has this kind of charm!
Before leaving, Wei Chaoxi and Tang Doudou called Zhou Yi aside, and the two didn't say anything, just smelled Zhou Yi's body, and then looked at each other, and there was a little more doubt in their eyes.
"What are you doing?" Monday was inexplicably smelled.
"Monday, the smell of you doesn't seem to have any effect on us." Wei Chaoxi said with a puzzled look on his face.
"Yes! I was suspicious when I was eating before, and for so long, I didn't react at all with the tide. Tang Doudou said: "At first, I thought it was because there were many people, so it affected the smell, but now it seems that it is not like that!" ”
Monday finally knew what was going on with the two girls, and couldn't help but laugh in his heart: Of course it's useless, because my brother's chaos trick has completed the foundation building period, and the breath is no longer escaping, so it would be strange if you reacted.
"I said you could." Monday: "It's you who say there is a reaction, and it's you who say you don't react, if you really want to play hooligan, just say it, don't take me for a stupid boy." ”
Tang Doudou and Wei Chaoxi rolled their eyes in unison, it didn't make sense with Zhou Yi, but the two girls were also relieved, at least they didn't have to hide from Zhou Yi in the future, they hadn't been in touch for several months, and they were a lot of strangers to each other, which was a bad feeling. (To be continued......)
ps: Thanks to 'Qiao Qin', 'Little Superman 12' and 'Purple Night Maple Bamboo' for each tipping 20 expectations, and thanks to 'sam~tang' for rewarding 200 starting coins.