When Yan Qidie walked into the director's office, he saw a lot of toy cars and snacks on the ground, Zhang Yihe Cheng Ping, who was only ten years old, was sitting cross-legged on the carpet playing game consoles, half a year is so old, at this growth rate, he will be a young man in his twenties in half a year, and then he will remain like that for a long time, for hundreds of years...... The growth cycle of demons is truly amazing.

"Zhang Yi, there is a situation."

"I'm busy." He focused on the characters on the console.

"Liu Mengyuan's whereabouts have been discovered."

"Huh?" Zhang Yi pressed pause.

Xiao Chengping immediately made a noise: "No, I want to play!" ”

"Okay, play...... Let's talk as you play. ”

So, the dynamic music and percussion resounded in the office again, and Yan Butterfly couldn't help but roll her eyes, but she really didn't bother to say anything.

"Debriefing." Zhang Yi said.

"In a small town in the northwest mountains, he, Wan Rongbing, and an old man...... The one who provided the information was the local demon exterminator team, who had just called. ”

"Has the demon slayer been dispatched?"

"Sortie? What are you kidding, there is only one detachment in the town, a total of three people, and there has been no emergency in ten years. ”

"Let them keep an eye on Liu Mengyuan's movements and immediately increase troops to encircle and suppress! Don't give birth to a second natural injury, our organization can't bear it anymore. ”

"Ah, let me go! It's been a long time since I've cut someone, and I'm a little lazy. ”

"Wouldn't it be better to let Captain Winter go? It only took half a day for her to get there from the station. ”

"Send a woman? Captain of the twenty-four team? You're kidding. ”

"Dong Wu Ying is proficient in assault and assassination, and her strength in single combat will not be worse than yours. Besides, you know that Liu Mengyuan's demon skill is to use lightning ......" Zhang Yi swept the long knife on Yan Yan's waist, "Your weakness in front of him is too obvious." ”

"Can a woman with her bare hands deal with Liu Mengyuan?"

"The other twenty-three teams have always looked down on Dong Wuying, because she is the only female captain, and our organization is too masculine, so it's not good! I want to give the lesbians a chance to make meritorious contributions! ”

"Zhang Yi, you actually have any intentions!"

Zhang Yi suddenly put away the serious look: "I heard that she is very beautiful, if she makes a meritorious service this time, she will be transferred directly to my office." ”

"You wait for her body to be carried back." After that, Yan slashed the butterfly and slammed the door away.

"Old saying, it's because of such a bad temper that you always offend people!" Zhang Yi sighed as he looked at the shaking door.

……

In the commissary in front of the Environmental Protection Bureau in the northwest mountainous town, the team leader, deputy team leader and the only team member sat on a bench and waited, as if waiting for the highest instructions, when suddenly the phone rang, and the team leader jumped up and grabbed the phone, "En'en" for a while, and said solemnly, "I know!" ”

"How's that, Captain?" The only member of the group asked.

"Auntie, your husband told you to burn your hooves!" The captain of the detachment said to the aunt over there.

After waiting for a long time, until the aunt who was playing the wool rolled her eyes, and finally the call from the organization came, the team leader hung up the phone, and the only team member asked: "How is it, captain?" ”

"We were told to monitor ...... That man! He glanced at the ordinary people who were knitting next to him.

"Shall we go?"

"Go...... Or not, that's the question! Vice-captain, what do you think? ”

"In my opinion, the other party's strength is very strong, and we will definitely be discovered when we track it. You see, our salary is 2,000 a month, and we are 30 years old on average this year, and we can still receive 30 years' salary...... If he dies, he is considered a martyr, and his family can only receive a subsidy of 1,000 yuan a month, although he can receive it for 40 years, it is still not cost-effective. ”…,

"What the deputy captain said makes sense, let's go have a meal first, find an Internet café to cool a turret, and then I call to report that I lost it."

"Yes!" The vice-captain nodded in agreement.

The only member of the team said, "Captain, is there a possibility...... Let's kill him, and then get promoted to a high official and get a high salary! Doesn't the vice-captain often say high risk and high reward! ”

"That's when I played Dota, this is Nima reality, you give me reality!" The captain said, his mouth yelling at his aunt, "Let's take care of the aftermath." ”

"What do you see me doing?" Aunt scolded angrily.

The three of them took out cheap sunglasses from their arms and put them on, the captain took out a flashlight, flashed at the aunt's eyes, and the aunt threw the wool: "You guys are crazy, what are you doing shaking my eyes." ”

After brainwashing ordinary people, the three of them silently left here while talking and laughing.

"I'm going to use Juggernaut!"

"The captain is so cunning, the Juggernaut is mine."

"I'll use Lena."

At this moment, the only team member suddenly fell silent and shrank behind the captain: "Liu Liu Liu ......"

"Willow what?"

"Liu Mengyuan!" He said in a very low voice.

The three of them looked ahead, and three people came in front of them, the first one was a man dressed as a scholar, I didn't know if he was Liu Mengyuan, and I thought he was an actor who had just returned home from filming, but the arrogance between his eyebrows was something that ordinary people didn't have. Liu Mengyuan was surrounded by a teenage boy with a pleasing snow-white face, not smiling but smiling, and a white-haired old man who looked like an eagle.

"Senior, does it look good on your waist?" The boy asked Liu Mengyuan if he was fiddling with a bear puppet.

"Ugly!"

The three members of the demon extermination team shrank on the side of the road, watching Liu Mengyuan and his party go away in a daze, and it took a long time to remember that there was still breathing, and they gasped together.

"What a strong spiritual pressure!"

"That's it, give me a hundred dollars, and I won't fight him!"

The trio crossed the town to the food stalls near the middle school, where there is a special catering service, that is, they grab vegetables from the basket and let the chef fry them, five yuan for vegetarian dishes, and eight yuan for shredded meat. The signboard reads domineeringly: "Stir-fry everything with shredded pork!" ”

The captain grabbed money with a basket, and when his hand reached for the shredded cabbage, the deputy captain stopped him: "Captain, wait!" ”

"What's wrong?"

"Cabbage is a pound, cauliflower is three dollars a pound, and broccoli is eight dollars a pound...... I think broccoli should be dominant, supplemented by cauliflower, and finally cabbage as a cover, so that it will not be suspected. ”

"What the vice-captain said makes sense!" The only member of the team praised.

"Good!"

When they put lunch on the table, a few people surrounded the middle school students with a dish of envy and hatred, and whispered: "Two dishes, and shredded meat, what a luxury!" ”

It's the second pleasure of coming here, and if you ask for three dishes, there will even be students who drag their classmates over to watch.

"Aren't we a little too ostentatious?" Said the vice-captain.

"What is this! I'm going to eat a pancake and two eggs! ”

"Oh my God!" The only member of the group covered his mouth in surprise.

"You're not eating pancakes, you're showing off your wealth!" The vice-captain said angrily.

"Alas, the scenery is gone!" The captain waved his hand, as if to make a cloud in the western sky.

Drinking wine and eating vegetables, the first two bowls of rice are eaten on the dishes, the last bowl is soaked in oil soup to eat, after the wine and food are full, the captain burped, while taking out a cigarette to send, the only team member saw that it was actually Hongta Mountain, quickly took out the cigarette case and put it in, and pulled out a red plum from it to smoke.

The captain smoked a cigarette and discussed the situation at home and abroad, analyzing the question of whether China and a certain country would go to war in the near future, and the vice captain put forward his own unique opinions from time to time, and the only team member was responsible for "wow", "really?" "Such additional statements. …,

At this time, the vice captain suddenly said: "Why did my eyelids jump today." ”

"I guess I'm too full."

"No way, it has nothing to do with that...... Is something going to happen? ”

The captain thought for a moment and slapped his thigh: "Opponent, maybe Dota will be wiped out today!" ”

"Then let's adjust it, I use the Juggernaut, the captain uses the mage, and he uses the goblin."

"That's fine, that's it."

The middle school student who heard this conversation looked at the three of them faintly, lamenting in their hearts when they would be able to live such a nourishing life.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the three of them came out of the Internet café, and the captain said: "If the deposit is not enough, turn off the phone, this one will win." What a pity! ”

"Alright, let's go back and finish pasting the cardboard box, and then let's get off work."

"Captain, I'm taking a leave of absence for the afternoon." The only member of the group said.

"What kind of leave, three days and two days off!" The captain scolded, "If you don't have a good work attitude, how can you show performance, how many cartons have you pasted this month?" ”

"Just go back and make up for it, my family has a happy event."

"What, your mother made you braised pork?"

"It's not!"

"Your dad's pension has been increased?"

"It's not!"

The two of them suddenly looked strange, and the deputy captain frowned and said, "Could it be ......?"

"You went on a blind date?" The captain finished the sentence.

"How is that possible! I bought a computer. ”

"Do you have a computer?" The captain looked at him in horror.

"My cousin's second-hand phone, I bought it, it can be used, and it is connected to the Internet today."

"Happy event, great happy event!" The captain took out a dark disk and a note from his arms, "Help me place these pieces on the order, shhhhh ”

"No problem, wrap it up on me!"

After the only team member left, the deputy captain looked at his back and sighed: "Rich man!" We are no longer in the same class as him. ”

On the way back to the unit, several people who looked like soldiers suddenly passed by. The so-called military appearance is because they walk with a straight body and a strong step, but in fact they are dressed in civilian clothes...... Plus, these people all carry long guitar cases on their backs.

"It's a gun, right?" When the men walked over, the captain asked.

"Eighty percent!" The vice-captain nodded.

"What are these people doing here? Hunting? ”

"My eyelids are jumping again, it can't have anything to do with these people."

"Nonsense, we have a hanging relationship with them. Could it be that you are the illegitimate son of a rich man, and now that your father is dead, in order to fight for the inheritance, the rich man's son sends someone to hunt you down? ”

The two looked at each other and laughed, because it was impossible.