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Xu Fengjuan happened to go upstairs to deliver washed fruits to everyone, and heard Xiao Fei say that he wanted his entire stand-up comedy to perform at the party.

She thought she knew Xiao Fei very well, but she had never seen Xiao Fei show his talent for stand-up comedy.

She is studying Chinese and still has a certain understanding of the national essence of crosstalk.

Xu Fengjuan knows that stand-up comedy is actually much more difficult than stand-up comedy, you think, a person pokes there to perform, there is no one to tease, and no one helps you save the scene, you have to keep talking by yourself, and you have to amuse people, it's hard to think about.

Xu Fengjuan was surprised, and the others were naturally very shocked.

"Xiao Fei, you don't want to talk about Liu Baorui's "Three Levels in a Row", right?" Wang Fei asked.

"Or is it "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup"?" Wang Min also asked with a smile.

Like the above two, they are both stand-up jokes by Mr. Liu Baorui, which are widely circulated and famous, and were later selected into middle school textbooks.

In the eyes of many people, stand-up comedy is actually to tell an interesting story, which makes people laugh and laugh, and the goal is achieved.

And everyone has learned "Three Levels in a Row" and "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", and even some people can memorize it, if this is told in a colorful tone, it is estimated that it will be quite interesting.

"Juan'er, I would say that stand-up comedy doesn't surprise you so much, after all, you have been taught my ability to tell stories, right?" Xiao Fei said with a smile to Xu Fengjuan.

Xu Fengjuan had heard Xiao Fei tell her many interesting stories. Xiao Fei's stories often make her laugh.

Xiao Fei has a lot of humor, there is no doubt about it.

Xu Fengjuan actually still thinks so. How to say cross talk is also an art of speaking, and there are many unique artistic techniques. It's not that you can learn to speak cross talk by yourself by listening to a hundred and ten paragraphs of cross talk.

"Storytelling is not the same as stand-up comedy, after all, right?" Xu Fengjuan said.

"That's for sure." Xiao Fei said, "There is still a big difference between the two. ”

"You haven't learned to speak stand-up comedy, it's not easy to say cross talk well, right?" Xu Fengjuan said while peeling apples with a fruit knife.

"I'm a good mimic, don't you know? Learn the voice of a certain cross talk master, I don't think it's vivid. At least it can be a little similar. Xiao Fei said.

He turned his head to Wang Fei and Wang Min again and said, "It's not an old joke, I'm going to tell a new joke." ”

"Xiao Fei, you already have a new joke?" Zhu Xiling asked.

"I haven't written it yet, but I already have a draft." Xiao Fei nodded.

"What topic, what content? Do you have only one belly manuscript to make? You have to write it out to be finalized, right? Li Peizhen said with some suspicion.

"The title of my stand-up comedy is called "Happy Childhood", of course, it is an interesting story from childhood." Xiao Fei said with a smile.

"I'll go! You're not funny, are you? You Gui gestured at him with a middle finger.

"Xiao Fei! It's the New Year, not the celebration of Children's Day! Your topic feels like an essay topic for elementary school students, which doesn't match your identity as a great writer! Yin Jing'an smiled quietly and stabbed Xiao Fei.

Look like this. Everyone thinks that this topic is so low that they all seem to be a little lacking in interest.

Xiao Fei smiled disapprecatingly.

"Happy Childhood" is a stand-up comedy created and performed by cross talk actor Fang Qingping himself.

This cross talk won the second prize in the professional group at the 5th CCTV cross talk competition in 2010.

In his previous life, Xiao Fei watched this cross talk contest, and when he saw this stand-up, he laughed so much that he leaned back and couldn't breathe. It's so hilarious, Ariki Yu.

This stand-up funny baggage is densely packed one after another.

On the contrary, when Fang Qingping was talking about cross talk. It's also very serious, and his face is as serious as an old believer who goes to church. From beginning to end, the audience laughed hahaha. His old man's face was dark all the time, and he didn't even show the slightest laugh lines.

The huge contrast is also interesting.

After the baptism of the 5th CCTV Cross Talk Competition, Fang Qingping also stood out from the cross talk industry because of his characteristics and personality of cross talk, and became well-known in China.

Well! In fact, Fang Qingping's single-mouth, "phase" is relatively monotonous, mainly because his story is well told and his baggage is more ingenious.

That's why it's so successful.

Therefore, Xiao Fei believes that it is relatively easy to learn Fang Qingping.

"Shall I put on a show for you?" Xiao Fei looked at everyone upstairs and said with a smile.

"Okay, then you start, we'll check for you, see how well you speak." Li Peizhen grabbed a banana and said while peeling it.

Several other gods are also on the ground, posing as moving horses to watch the play.

Xiao Fei cleared his throat, put away the smile on his face first, and put on a bitter and hateful expression on his face, hmm! In fact, it is the legendary bitter gourd face.

He first swept everyone in the audience with a deep look.

Then he said slowly: "I still don't believe it, I've been on stage for a long time, and I show you that you've been old for a long time, if I don't ask for it, you really don't even have anyone who applauds half!" ”

As soon as the cross talk actors came on stage, they had to applaud, and Xiao Fei's opening also inherited this glorious tradition.

This sentence is not at the beginning of "Happy Childhood", it was improvised by Xiao Fei.

Xu Fengjuan and the others didn't know when they saw Xiao Fei's extremely serious face, he had already put on a posture to perform.

They heard that Xiao Fei wanted to applaud, so they began to applaud.

Xiao Fei saw everyone applauding, still holding a serious face and pressing his hands weakly and then said: "I didn't expect anyone to applaud, this is a good opening." In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is a farewell to the host......"

Next, Xiao Fei began to learn Fang Qingping's tone and slowly said this cross talk.

Of course,The original book is from 2010.。 That's more than a decade later, and it mentions some items that will only appear in later generations. Xiao Fei either changed it casually, or just removed it and didn't say anything.

If it is said. If the beginning of this cross talk is just a little interesting, then the next dense burden makes everyone present start to laugh.

When Xiao Fei said that "my" couldn't get out of the hole in the desk with his head stuck in the desk, "my" father took me to the hospital, and the irresponsible doctor didn't have a problem, joking that he would simply amputate his neck, and "my" dad said that he had already abolished the beheading, and he ran away from the hospital by pulling me, Xia Zhe laughed "poof". sprayed Zhu Xiling next to him with apple pomace, well, there seems to be a little snot and saliva in the middle.

The story continues, and the laughter continues.

When I was a child, I watched outwitting Weihu Mountain in the school playground, and Yang Zirong shot Luanping. According to the plan, when Yang Zirong pulled out a gun and shot Luanping in the head, a prop master in the background smashed the cannon with a hammer, and Luanping fell to the ground and died. It was raining that day. The smashing cannon is damp, and it can't be smashed.

Yang Zirong pulled out his gun three times, but he couldn't shoot bullets, so he couldn't do anything. "Yang Zirong" was crazy and said improvised: "Forget it, there are no bullets, I represent the people's representative party." I'll strangle you! ”

That's it, the traitor Luanping strangled "Yang Zirong" to death.

This burden is shaken out. "Bang" The stool Wang Fei was sitting on couldn't stand his wild laughter and fell back, and broke up directly.

Facing Xu Fengjuan and the others, he smiled uncontrollably. Xiao Fei still had a serious face, without the slightest emotional fluctuation on his face, and continued.

"I" didn't like to listen to lectures when I was a child, the teacher lectured above, and I muttered below. When the teacher saw this, he told me to stand up and punished me to say aloud twenty times what I had just whispered, so "I" began to repeat the words like a repeater: there are leeks between the teacher's teeth, there are leeks between the teacher's teeth, and there are leeks between the teacher's teeth......

One day, the teacher asked me to use "one after another" to form a sentence, and the sentence I made was: At six o'clock in the evening, my father came home one after another. The teacher wrote a comment in the back: Is your house chaotic? The dads haven't gone back together, but they're going back one after another, how many times does your mom have to heat up?

Hearing this, the three girls burst into tears and laughed.

"Oh my God! No, if Xiao Fei continues to talk about it, my belly will burst with laughter. ”

"It's the first time I've heard such an interesting joke! Even listening to the jokes of those famous cross talkers, I haven't laughed so many times. ”

Everyone muttered quietly below, laughing one by one with a red face and thick neck.

However, the funnier jokes are yet to come.

"I" wrote essays when I was a child, and once wrote "My Grandma": My grandma has passed away, and I wish her the happiness of the old man such as the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan. When the teacher changed it, he saw it and said, your grandma is dead, which man's life is better than Nanshan? Zero points!

Once again, when writing an essay, "I" held back my strength, this time I had to write a good one, and I couldn't get zero points. So, I wrote an essay called "My Comrade-in-Arms Qiu Shaoyun". The teacher commented, "Then you have to know people too?" Even I have never met Comrade Qiu Shaoyun. Zero points! ”

……

This stand-up comedy is quite long, and it is also a small 3,000-word text, and it will take at least ten minutes to perform it.

In short, Xiao Fei laughed from beginning to end, Xu Fengjuan and they laughed from beginning to end, laughing constantly from beginning to end, it can be said that Xiao Fei's performance was quite successful.

"Convinced! I'm convinced! Xiao Fei's impromptu stand-up comedy can make people laugh to death, who else in the world has this talent!? Li Peizhen shook his head and said.

"This kind of cross talk can be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Xiao Fei actually wants to perform it in the village night, it's really a tyrannical thing!" Yin Jing also said regretfully.

"It's just the finale of the two programs "Superstar" and "Happy Childhood", and the farmers' Spring Festival Gala in Xili Village is designated to be so popular." Zhu Xiling also said.

After the three programs were arranged, it was almost eleven o'clock in the morning.

Xiao Fei took these students straight to the party to see the situation.

At the cross street of Xili Village, the framework of a huge tent house that occupies most of the street has been erected. The tent house is eight meters wide, five meters high, and more than 60 meters long.

Only a one-meter-wide space was left on each side of the street for the families facing the street to enter and exit.

Liu Yongzheng and the villagers are covering the built frame with a thick rainproof canvas.

At one end of the tent house, an 8-meter-by-8-meter stage has been erected. Xiao Fei nodded, this speed is still quite fast.

Looking at it this way, it should be all ready by one o'clock at noon.

"Xiao Fei, the action is not small!" Li Peizhen stood next to Xiao Fei and said. He originally thought that the peasant Spring Festival Gala in Xili Village was just a small fight, but he didn't expect that the battle in front of him would be so big.

"This is to follow the pattern of the Spring Festival Gala, right? There are dozens of tables set up at the scene, and the audience sits around the table, watching the show while eating melon seeds and fruits, isn't it? Xu Fengjuan said softly.

"That's to do the best you can be, that's my principle!" Xiao Fei said to Li Peizhen.

He turned his head and nodded at Xu Fengjuan and said, "Juan'er, who knows me!" That's what I think, when the time comes, the leaders and invited guests will sit in the front row, and the people in our village will sit in the back, and everyone will have a good time, and also give the leaders a chance to have fun with the people. ”

When Liu Yongzheng saw Xiao Fei coming, he ran to him, looked at Xu Fengjuan and asked, "Xiao Fei, are these all your classmates?" ”

"Yes, Brother Yongzheng, how is it, what is the reaction of the people in the village now?" Xiao Fei asked with a smile.

"They are all very happy, they all say, this festival is going to be in the limelight in our Xili Village, the people in the surrounding villages heard that our village is going to hold a peasant Spring Festival Gala, and even the secretary of the county party committee has to come to see it, and the county station is also going to broadcast, they are so envious, many people in other villages say that they will come to our village to watch the show tomorrow afternoon." Liu Yongzheng said excitedly.

"Are there any difficulties on your side now?" Xiao Fei asked again.

"You can solve all the big problems, I'll solve the small problems myself, Xiao Fei, just look at it, I will do the preliminary work of this party." Liu Yongzheng said.

Xiao Fei walked around and saw that the shed was quite sturdy, but there were no hidden dangers, so he was relieved.

He took his group of classmates home for lunch.

While eating, Zhu Kun, the director of the county TV station, led people into the village.

He brought four cars, two sedans, a van and a tool cart, and there were as many as twenty-six or seven people from the county. Among these people, there are six cameramen, two hosts, and the rest are actors, and the county troupe has seven or eight professional actors, and they also bring a lot of props, costumes, makeup boxes, etc. In addition to this, there are also professional sound equipment and lighting equipment.

Xiao Fei took a look at it and said in his heart, this Director Zhu is too thoughtful, and the people he brings are all professionals, with him, he can be a shopkeeper, but he is too idle.

"Hello Director Zhu, thank you so much, you are here, my heart is completely stable, let's eat first, we can start work after eating." Xiao Fei greeted Zhu Kun.

Zhu Kun didn't have the heart to eat, waved his hand and said, "Brother Xiao Fei, if I don't finish the work, how can I have the heart to eat!" It's better to set up the scene first, and then rehearse it. ”

Xiao Fei was embarrassed: "How can there be a reason to work hungry, let's eat first, it's not bad for this time." ”

On the side, Zhang Wenjie, the beautiful host of the county station, pursed her lips and said impatiently: "Why can't you call it this little time?" The party will start tomorrow afternoon, and the eight characters have not yet been skimmed! Hum! It's all you, the troublemaker, that I can't make it if I want to spend the New Year in peace! ”

Xiao Fei listened to her words and looked at her in amazement.

He naturally knows Zhang Wenjie, the popular first sister of the county! It's just that this beauty seems to be very angry. (To be continued.) )