Chapter 2 Shopping Turmoil
Ye Long woke up to noon, rubbed his head that was a little sore from sleep with his hand, and thought: "If this is how many times he has died before, hey, this time is really enjoyable." If this continues, one day I will go drinking with God. "Standing on the balcony and observing the surroundings after waking up may be a habit developed over many years of life and death, always making the environment in which they live be attackable and defensible, even when they return to the city. Ye Long thought that maybe no matter how he hid or retreated, he wouldn't be able to escape that life. laughed at himself and laughed at it, this is the so-called occupational disease that has been cultivated for many years.
Of course, when he chose this house, it was not because of pretending, he himself was not wronged, and he was not picky about where he lived, even if he was thrown into the kennel, he must have slept more than dogs, and slept soundly, and chose this house because of his good geographical location. It's worth spending a little more money for your own life. Of course, as for why you chose this community, it's completely pretend*. Just when Ye Long was narcissistic about his cleverness here, a woman was sitting on the balcony in a castle like a palace in Europe, looking out to the east. At this time, a man with a lewd face stood respectfully two meters beside him, although he looked obscene, but at this time he had no trivial expression on his face, and said a little sneeringly: "Sister Medusa, the boss Heika paid 15 million yuan yesterday to buy a house." The woman's face, which looked like a thousand-year-old snow lotus, finally changed a little and said: "Oh, it seems that he plans to stay for a long time, the toad continues to pay attention to him, and if there is a new situation, I will be notified immediately, since he plans to quit, then no one can disturb him." I'm sure he'll be back, okay, you go down first, and besides, tell the orangutans that I'll go there in person next month in Africa, so you go down first. ”
Ye Long came out of the house and bought a bottle of Nongfu Spring in the supermarket, took a sip, and then washed his "Pan An" face with the remaining water, and said: No waste. In fact, it's this laziness. He walked for half an hour and didn't see a taxi all private cars, which made him depressed and muttered: These earth killers, aren't they environmentally friendly, why do they all drive a car, hey. Finally, a taxi appeared in front of him, and he rushed over in a puff of smoke, and if anyone noticed, he would definitely be surprised, because this speed was much faster than what Bolt. Get in the car and tell the driver to go to the nearest mall.
Today, this product also knows that his outfit yesterday was too thunderous, so the clothes he wore today are not so **silk, but they are definitely not much better, at least he will not be stopped at the door. They are all on the field, holding cards, and they really see what they buy, as if they are not spending their own money. In fact, I don't blame him, the key thing is that there are too many things missing in his home, why don't you buy it, since you plan to live all the time, you have to be prepared. He lowered his head to choose the sofa and did not look at the road ahead. I was walking and bumped into someone else. He also instinctively collapsed. I also pinched it hard with my hand. I thought: It's so soft. I actually enjoyed this product slowly. Just 0.1 seconds after he enjoyed. Smack. He stopped. looked up, and was stunned for the first time, because he was pinching a woman's chest just now. Of course, it wasn't the chest that made him lose his mind, but the woman. It's so beautiful, so beautiful, this woman should only be in heaven. The woman looked at him all the time and saw that she couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "**." "This thing is finally sober. also quibbled: "What's wrong with me, I lowered my head to choose the sofa, I didn't see you, so why didn't you look down and didn't see me, I think you want to take advantage of me, or it's a thief, deliberately approaching me, and then stealing from me." After saying that, he really rummaged through his pocket, what he didn't know was that this woman was very rich. The woman ignored him and turned her head and left. This product is not boring, continue to choose your own sofa, and finally choose to pay.
Then I went to choose the bed, and when I chose the bed, I had to go up and lie down for a while, and I said to the shopping guide that I would feel like it. He just has nothing to do, and he has really high enough requirements for choosing a bed, telling the shopping guide: "I want a big bed, the largest, and it must be strong, soft, no matter how you toss it, it won't collapse." "As for why he chose such a bed, only Ye Long himself knows, of course, every like-minded person will also know, hehe, the editor won't say much here, let's understand it yourself." While he was talking about it here. There was a sentence next to it: **. He turned his head to see that it was the woman who had just hit his breast. Originally, I was quite happy to hit my chest, but when I was enjoying it, I suddenly got a slap and it didn't feel perfect, so when I saw that it was her, I saw that it was her. also deliberately ran to the woman and said: "Beauty, what's wrong with me, what's wrong with me choosing a bed to express my opinion." Is there something wrong, don't you choose the bed yourself? Someone else chose it for you? And it's very hard, right, I just said, otherwise why is the temper so bad, it turns out that I didn't sleep well? You don't need me to choose a new one for you, so you can come to my house and try my bed, it will definitely satisfy you and make you want to stay here forever. The woman saw him squirting wildly, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Shut up, shamelessly, your face is red and purple for a while." It's not easy to be a man, a man is discussing a bed with a woman. In fact, this woman doesn't know what's going on with herself, and according to her own personality, she will definitely be far away from him if she sees him after what happened just now. Who knows what's going on today. After saying a, he turned around and left, regardless of the eyes of others. Ye Long saw that he had finally taken revenge, and his mood was good, and when he saw that the woman was gone, he shouted in the back, "Hey." Don't go, I haven't finished talking yet, whether you go to my house to try the bed, if you can't do it, I'll help you choose a bed. When the woman heard this, her steps were so disheveled that she almost fell. This thing is even happier to see this woman like this. also hummed and sang: How come the people, I'm really happy that I finally bought everything I should buy after a morning of big purchases, called a decoration team, and slipped away. After waiting for half an hour for a taxi in the morning, the company finally became a greener and decided to buy a car.
When he arrived at the Motor City and looked at a car, he either pouted or shook his head. Indeed, when I was abroad, I never drove any luxury cars, and airplanes and tanks were still said to be open. If this product is like this in Huaxia, I don't think I can see the whole corpse. The shopping guide who introduced him to the car couldn't stand him like this, you said that you squeaked whether you bought it or not, just look at it yourself, and shake your head, completely treat the shopping guide as air. Whoever doesn't get angry. This is still the quality of people's service attitude, not good. After about an hour, the goods finally stopped at a Jeep, and it happened that he saw a man and a woman also looking at the car, and he said to the shopping guide next to him: You go and introduce them to the two, I will help you hide and earn some money, which is an apology for ignoring you just now. The shopping guide heard this and left happily, not to make more money or to stay away from him as soon as possible. Ye Long saw that after he reached the side of the man and woman, he also staggered over. The shopping guide didn't think much about it, and said, "This Wrangler costs 500,000" at this time, the woman said: "Hillbilly, go home and sleep in your mansion, do you know how to drive." This woman is the one who sarcastically mocked Ye Long who bought a house yesterday. It is inevitable that Ye Long will not be able to come over. Although this woman saw that Ye Long had the money, she didn't think it was his. So I still look down on him as always. Today, I happened to take care of my big money and asked myself to come out to buy him a car, so I was even happier, and Ye Longqian had long forgotten about it. Ye Long said: "You don't care if you can drive or not, I am the car in the picture, and if you can't afford it, just pull aside." After finishing speaking, the woman's face became even worse, and she immediately rubbed the man with two piles of meat on her chest: "Look, he bullies others." The man said, "Brother, do you want this car too?" Ye Long said: "Yes, what's wrong" The man glanced at the shopping guide and said, "I'll add 10,000 more." Ye Long glanced at him and said, "Just 11,000 plus, I'm embarrassed to pack **, I'll add 50,000." These words made the man angry and said, "I'll add 100,000." Ye Long said: "Brother, if you have money, admire, you can buy it." Then he turned and walked away. The man then understood what was going on, but after all that was said, he had to be a wronged ghost, and after paying the money, he drove away with the woman. The female shopping guide returned to Ye Long, and Ye Long said, "What's the matter, don't thank me, hahahaha." The female shopping guide said, "Thank you, please eat". Ye Long said; "No need to make a joke about me, I also see that woman is unhappy." In the end, Ye Long bought a Honda CRV and drove away