Open defecation?

Slander!

Pure slander!

Blatant slander!

Where am I defecating in the open?

At most, it's okay to stand on the roof and pee?

Can this be a sign of uncivility and unhygiene?

This is the rejuvenation of men...... Phew, no, it's a glorious moment for us men to show their heroism!

Can the things of a scholar be called stealing?

Can a man defecate in the open?

Women, do you know that this is the guarantee of your happiness in the future!

No matter how sad and angry Jiang Xiaohua is, no matter how unhappy she is, she has to endure it in the face of an unreasonable woman, especially a pregnant woman.

No way, the world is big, and pregnant women are the biggest.

"Why are you still stunned? Why don't you make the sheets, fold the quilt, and cover me with quilts? What about the four-piece set for pregnant women? What about baby care products? Don't buy them?"

Seeing that Jiang Xiaohua was still stunned, the white-clothed female ghost Li Shiman was suddenly unhappy, floated over, kicked Jiang Xiaohua directly into the sofa, and roared.

Jiang Xiaohua wiped her face, saying that she was concentrating, breathing, and not seeing like a woman and a pregnant woman.

"Li Shiman, it's okay to give some face! I'm also the child's father!"

Jiang Xiaohua complained with a resentful face.

"Do you have a face? sprinkle a bunch of nutritional products, pat your ass and leave, don't make a single phone call, you don't even know that your own woman and child have been killed by others, do you still want face?"

Seeing that Jiang Xiaohua still had the face to complain to herself, the white-clothed female ghost Li Shiman suddenly had the urge to go berserk again, glared fiercely at the irresponsible man in front of her, and roared angrily with deep resentment.

"Okay, okay, my fault, my fault! Sister Female Ghost, you dissipate your anger, dissipate your anger, don't scare the child!"

Jiang Xiaohua immediately knelt decisively, licked her face and sneered.

"Don't get out of here, I'm upset when I see you!"

The white-clothed female ghost Li Shiman didn't have the slightest sense of appreciation, and directly stared at a pair of charming and delicate ghost eyes, and said angrily.

"Yes, yes, my wife is angry! I'm going to get out! I'm going to get out! I'm going to get out!"

Jiang Xiaohua got up in embarrassment, arched her hand towards the white-clothed female ghost Li Shiman, and turned around and slipped away.

Seeing Jiang Xiaohua's embarrassed and ridiculously funny movements, the female ghost in white, Li Shiman, just rolled her eyes.

"This pig is simply hopeless! I can't even guess the slightest woman's mind! How did I fall blind to him in the first place! Alas, baby, I'm sorry, but my mother found you a stupid poop. ”

The white-clothed female ghost Li Shiman wandered in the room and stroked her stomach with self-pity, muttering to herself and sighing, but Jiang Xiaohua had evolved from a lazy fat otaku to a hard-working little bee.

"Wife, what brand of maternity products do you buy?"

Jiang Xiaohua, who was inside the house, shouted towards the living room outside.

"Isn't there a global overseas purchase in a certain east? That's what is in it! I don't want it if the quality is too poor! I'm afraid of hurting the baby!"

The female ghost in the living room said directly.

Jiang Xiaohua looked at the bank card balance in her, and could only look up at the starry sky at thirty degrees.

Am I losing my mind? I actually recognized a female ghost as my wife?

And it's also a pregnant female ghost?

It's definitely a dream!

Jiang Xiaohua pinched herself, and the pain was extremely clear.

Well, I admit it!

Jiang Xiaohua, who twitched at the corner of her eyes, could only endure the pain and chop her hands in a certain east, painful and happy.

Bang la blah.

Jiang Xiaohua seemed to hear the sound of running water.

However, it is not water that is left, but money.

"Ding! Your savings card account with the tail number 5555 is 10,000 yuan in human life coins on X month, X day, X hour, X cents, and the current balance is 6,800 yuan. 【China Construction Bank】"

Jiang Xiaohua's hands trembled, but then she walked out as if nothing happened.

"Honorable female ghost wife, what you need will be delivered within three hours, what else do you have to order?"

Li Shiman was sitting on the sofa picking her fingernails, and when she heard this, she glanced at Jiang Xiaohua before nodding with satisfaction.

"And the clothes that pregnant women need, are you going to let me go out with you like this?"

Lesmaine pointed to the white shirt that only covered her thighs and pouted.

"If I run out at that time, don't blame me! When the time comes, I will say that I am amorous and unruly!ε=( ́ο'*))))) Alas, do you say that I am a weak woman, I am pregnant, I can't go out to dance, I can't go jumping, I can't wear makeup, I can't wear lipstick, I can't eat barbecue, I can't ...... In a word, do you know how much I have paid for this? Jiang Xiaohua, you touch your conscience, do you dare to say that you have also paid? If it weren't for the sake of the child, the ghost would be willing to come to you!"

With a snort, Li Shiman just got up and walked towards the bedroom, chattering.

Aren't you a ghost?

Jiang Xiaohua sneered, but looking at the nail clippers in Li Shiman's hand, she was a little confused.

The ghost knows how a female ghost still needs to cut her nails, so she can only hang her head and follow behind Li Shiman weakly, ready to be sent at any time.

A man with a woman has no human rights at all!

"Do you know how I was able to find you? And do you know why I was able to do this?"

As soon as he sat on the edge of the bed, Li Shiman stretched out comfortably, lay down elegantly, and then glanced at Jiang Xiaohua with charming eyes, and said lightly.

"Why?"

Jiang Xiaohua was stunned and asked decisively.

Just kidding, he'd always wanted to ask about it.

However, he was completely rhythmized by Li Shiman before, and he was delirious.

"Because, someone helped me!"

Li Shiman said narrowly, very satisfied with the depressed look on Jiang Xiaohua's face.

"Who?"

"I won't tell you!"

Jiang Xiaohua's face darkened again.

"So, isn't it time to tell your story? the bitter past of turning from a female stream to a powerful ghost, or is it the path of the queen of powerful ghosts?"

Jiang Xiaohua moved a chair and sat down, put her hands on her cheeks, and looked at Li Shiman, who also had a dark face, with a curious look.

"You want to avenge me!?"

Li Shiman finally looked at this titular child and his father, but with the current state of the female ghost, his expression couldn't be said to be weird.

Probably, ghosts have always been like this?

Jiang Xiaohua resisted the urge to go violent, smiled, and immediately patted her chest and reassured.

"Of course! You are my Jiang Xiaohua's woman, how can you be harmed by someone and I, Jiang Xiaohua, are silent! How is this possible! And you are pregnant with my child in your belly!"

Jiang Xiaohua said eloquently.

Li Shiman immediately looked at Jiang Xiaohua with a gloomy expression.

The expression on Jiang Xiaohua's face suddenly couldn't hold back, she smiled, and moved her butt a little restlessly.

"Since you're going to listen, it's okay to tell you. ”

Ignoring Jiang Xiaohua's cowardice, Li Shiman, a female ghost, was lying on the bed elegantly, and her eyes began to empty.

"At that time, I detected ......"