"Eryue Knife, how can the waiters here know you?"

"I'm handsome!"

The three of them actually stayed in Y City for a week, it was really too depraved, in fact, Lu Su booked a ticket back to C City three days ago, this scoundrel stalked him, and he insisted on grinding Lu Su to postpone the return date by one day; The next day, he didn't cheat, but Jin Duan was fascinated by a certain clothing city, and he had to go shopping for another day before he would leave; On the third day, Lu Su took the ticket in his hand and said an hour before getting on the bus: "Pack up your things, let's go home!" Then the ear moon knife was traced, and the train was wrong before coming back, and said with a smile that he went to the toilet just now, and had no choice but to refund the ticket. Lu Su asked bluntly: "Prepare to stay for a few more days." ”

"Two days!" Jin Xuan said.

"Two is too unlucky, seven days!"

"Seven days? There's a lot to do. ”

"What can you do?"

"The most important thing is training, and then the glider is almost ready, and the old man is estimated to have been eating clear soup and noodles at home for a few days, and the landlord will also collect rent."

"Okay, then it's up to you, seven days!"

"That's it...... Damn, you're fooling me! ”

"Sue, seven days, seven days, seven days Golden Week!"

"You don't have a day off......

"It's hard to come and play once!" Jin Duan tugged at his arm and sprinkled coquettishly.

"Okay, let's stay for another seven days."

"Why did you say yes?" Ear Moon Knife said unhappily.

"I don't know you well!"

"Oh~" Jin Duan made a triumphant gesture, "You have to go play with me for the past seven days, okay." ”

However, if this guy stays in that hotel again, the anti-pornography brigade will come! On the other hand, the money is almost unsupportable, all the money is given to the fat man to do business, the more the money in the card is used, the less it is, and the daily consumption of the two foodies is large...... Can't you make money by doing that kind of pit in City Y?

If you ask Jin Duan, it must be doing dirty work to make money, so he asked Eryue Dao: "What do you usually do when you don't have money?" ”

"Find a friend to borrow!"

"Oh, can you lend me some money?"

"Take as much as you find from me."

Looking at him up and down, Lu Su had no choice but to give up this idea. After playing with Jin Duan for two days and buying a few clothes, the balance in the card finally reached the point of exhaustion, but a responsible man would not say such a thing. He thought about it, the information here is unclear, and it is definitely unreliable, but it can pit those who are worth pitting, such as real estate developers, such as the government, such as the second generation who show off their wealth all day long.

Just when his criminal plan was brewing and mature, the fat man suddenly called and said excitedly: "Lu Su, last month's income has been settled, guess how much we earned last month?" ”

"How much?"

"After removing all kinds of employee water and electricity rents, the net income is 700,000 yuan! Ha ha. ”

"That's a lot!"

Broken! Lu Su suddenly thought of something, it would be half a month to leave, and the fat man would not lose his life. He asked, "How ...... I have been out on errands" When he said the words "out on errands", cold sweat came down from his head, "...... Have you lost anything? ”

"It's true that I didn't make as much money as before, but I stopped the promotion period first, and the price rose a little bit, basically not making money, mainly to make a shout and ensure a continuous flow of customers...... Lu Su, you kid come back early, we are now in the entrepreneurial period, you can't leave me alone, you are not here for half a month, and your income will definitely be low this month. How often do you come back? ”

"A week!"

"Then I'll make a big deal at the end of the world, and get back the loss of this month, and you can't release my pigeons again."

"Got it!"

"Regarding last month's money, I will keep 200,000 yuan as a development fund, and the remaining 500,000 yuan will be half per person in proportion, no problem." …,

"Yes."

"The hot 250,000 will be called right away, and you will take it." Hang up.

Ah, in half a month it will be the end of the world! Although 250,000 is more, Lu Su has no concept in his head, he is born with no keen sense of money, and always feels that some flowers are enough. This is completely inherited from his father's genes, thinking that when he was in the newspaper office, he was often borrowed by friends who were short of money, and this confused account has not been settled......

This time, I ran out to hang out, and I completely left the fat man's western restaurant behind, so lacking in heart, it is estimated that I will not have the life of making a fortune in this life.

After being stunned for a while, Lu Su jumped up to withdraw the money, stayed in Y City for a while, and lived a variety of comforts, the pace of life here is really slow, and there is really a feeling of being happy...... Oh, isn't this Shudi?

Walking with his head down, suddenly someone slapped him from behind, and turned his face to see a smiling man's face...... Isn't this the mother's man I met on the train? He instantly became nervous!

"What a coincidence, I met you again."

"Ahh

"Are you alone?"

"No, no!"

"Where to go, this is."

"Withdraw money!"

"Just on the same road."

Deliberately do it!

Walking with this person, he squinted his eyes at himself from time to time, and Lu Su suppressed the urge to jump upstairs on the side all at once. This awkward silence was finally broken by the other party with an awkward topic: "I'm out of love." ”

"Damn, it's only been a few days!"

"It's not a matter of the past few days, I went back to my hometown to relax because I fell out of love...... Alas, I used to like him very much, but now that the glitz has dissipated, I know that he is not the person I idealize. ”

Goosebumps rolled up.

"And, he's married."

"It's impossible to have true feelings when you're married...... Hey, isn't this even a pit for wives and children? Lu Su couldn't help but complain.

"Once he is married, his heart is no longer complete." He sighed, looked up at the gray sky at a 45-degree angle, "By the way, he is still a writer, he often blogs, and he is also a little celebrity." He's a little taller than me, too. ”

"What's your last name?"

"The surname is Guo!"

“……”

The mother's man turned to look at Lu Su: "That, you're not married, are you?" ”

Lu Su finally couldn't help it: "If you pull this embarrassing thing on me again, I'll beat you." I don't discriminate against you, so I'll beat you up when you should! ”

Passers-by looked over the place, and someone whispered, "Yo, these two are the one!" ”

The mother's man bit his fingernails: "You look very angry and MAN!" ”

Lu Su sighed and grabbed his hand, and the other party's face turned red. Lu Su pressed his hand on his waist and let him feel his gun through the fabric: "Did you touch it?" ”

"Yes!"

"I'm not the same person as you, no, I'm not an ordinary person. Don't get involved with me, find true love, girl...... Ask for it a little lower, men are not works of art! ”

Leaving behind these heartless words, just as he was about to leave, his mother's man suddenly grabbed his elbow and said pitifully: "That, can we take a photo together?" It's the last memorial, and I'll pretend I don't know you when I see you on the road in the future. ”

Looking at his pitiful appearance, Lu Su was relieved: "Okay, but it's not okay to hug and hug!" ”

As a result, the mother's man was still putting his hand on his shoulder, putting on a happy expression, and Lu Su, who was looking at the camera, could only smile bitterly. The photo was passed on to the mother's man, with a sentence underneath: "In this remote town, I met the one who belongs to me!" ”

That night, his father saw it on the Internet, squirted out a mouthful of tea, and hurriedly shouted at his mother: "Hey, something has happened to our son!" ”

The couple discussed with a straight face for a night, and gradually divided into two sides, the mother supported it, the father objected, and finally came up with a compromise answer: "The child can't be controlled when he is older, let him go." ”…,

When the three of them were eating hot pot on the streets of Y City that night, Lu Su suddenly received a text message, which was sent by his father: "Su, we support you." ”

Confused, he closed his phone.

The day before returning home, Lu Su said, "I want to relive all the best hot pot I've eaten in the past few days." ”

"You still eat?" Jin Duan said, "We're all going to die of hot pot poison." ”

"In the past few days, I haven't used hot pot soup except brushing my teeth, and I don't eat hot pot for any meal." The ear moon knife also said.

Although the two goods protested, Lu Su said, "Are you going or not!" When you are still willing to follow...... You can't eat such an authentic hot pot without here.

Lu Su recorded all the hot pot of the day with the palm of his hand, and when he went back, he gave the old man a taste, and left him alone at home for two weeks to eat clear soup and noodles, he was really sorry for him.

The next day, the three of them got on the train, and when they came, they were alone, and when they left, they were carrying things in large bags and small bags, including newly bought clothes and special products bought by Lu Su. I didn't buy anything, and said enthusiastically: "I'll help you get this!" ”

After getting in the car, Lu Su just put away his luggage, and found that he opened a bag of dim sum and ate it, and when he was asked, he looked like he took it for granted: "Hey, didn't you buy it for me?" ”

"I really want to throw you out."

Ear Moon Knife is a guy who can fight with strangers, and he chatted very speculatively with the passengers around him for half a day, and an aunt asked him what he was doing, and this thing showed his abdominal muscles proudly: "Auntie, I'm engaged in bodybuilding." ”

"You broke your shoes." Lu Su muttered.

Jin Duan played games and played tired eyes, holding his head and looking out the window, the evening sunset spread on the large paddy fields, people can't help but feel that this world is so beautiful. At this time, a thin column of water floated down from the window, and Jin Duan said, "It's raining?" Or sun rain? ”

"It's almost winter, how can there be sun and rain!" Lu Su got up scientifically, "This is the water tank of the train draining out, and you can often see it when you take the train." ”

"I see."

After a few minutes, the Ear Moon Knife came back and said, "The toilet is really dirty, and I don't want to solve it in it." ”

"So how did you solve it? Self-circulating? I've heard that frogs can use their bladder to absorb urine, do you have this function too? ”

"I climbed on top of the car to solve it, peeing in the wind on the roof of the car, it was really passionate."

Jin Duan looked at the remaining "water" on the window glass, and his expression suddenly became hideous: "Bastard, I'm going to kill you!" ”

Back at home in City C, Chu Qianque was actually there, and when he saw Lu Su, he pounced affectionately: "Brother Lu, where have you been during this time...... Hey, who is this man? ”

"A beggar picked up on the road." Jin Xuan said.