Pit! What a pit!

After reading the school's grass list on Monday, there was a feeling that all the teachers and students in Beijing were pitted with white fire.

Why should you? It turned out that there were only four of Baihuo's top ten school grass lists, either others or four brothers in their dormitory, and the other six places were eliminated by Baihuo on the grounds that they were either 'not good enough' or 'have a girlfriend'.

Of course, this is Bai Huo's bullshit excuse, if you want to say 'you have a girlfriend', you can't rank, then Bai Huo has a lot of regular friends, how can you say this?

"Friends are to meet physical needs, girlfriends are to meet psychological needs, can it be the same!"

Seeing the text message sent by Bai Huo, Monday was very painful, is his girlfriend just to meet his psychological needs?

As a man, only a kindergarten friend who has not yet had an erection will believe it.

"It's time to eat." Qin Haiyun walked over with two plates of dumplings: "What are you looking at?" ”

"Bai Huo made a school flower and a school grass list." On Monday, he put aside the ipad and said, "The school flower list is okay, but the school grass list is too tricky." ”

"How?" Qin Haiyun asked.

After talking about the situation of the school's grass list on Monday, Qin Haiyun suddenly laughed: "This white fire is enough to damage, but since you are on this list, I am afraid that you will not be at peace in the school in the future." ”

"Who's to say it's not." Monday: "I was pointed at this morning like an orangutan at a zoo, and I won't be able to study any longer." ”

"It's okay, you can teach yourself." Qin Haiyun said with a smile: "Going to college is originally to feel the cultural atmosphere of the university, as for those things in the textbooks, read the books yourself." It's enough to pass the exam. ”

"What about some roll call classes?" Monday asked.

"That's still going to be up."

“……”

Dumplings are stuffed with leeks, and for adults, leeks are a good thing, nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, and eating them often has a much better effect than taking small pills. And there are no toxic side effects, but the single dog has nowhere to do it, which is very sad.

Since he practiced Chaos Decision, the amount of food on Monday began to gradually decrease, and now it has become similar to a normal person, a plate of more than 20 dumplings, and Monday: "Full." ”

"Really full?" Qin Haiyun looked at him: "What about the amount of food?" ”

"It's probably past the high-speed growth stage." Monday smiled: "Look, I haven't grown long in the past two days." ”

After ten times the accelerated growth of the system space, the height of Zhou Yiyi has reached the final optimization. reached a flawless 1.95 meters, and at this stage, Monday's height will be fixed here forever and will not grow anymore, which also makes Monday Yi use it as an excuse for the amount of food to become smaller, not to mention, it is quite convincing to take it out at this time.

Also, I finally don't have to buy new clothes every once in a while on Monday. In the past few months, more clothes have been bought on Mondays than in the past ten years.

However, the clothes that Ma Fangfang bought for him were suitable. He is wearing the one Ma Fangfang bought now.

"That's fine." Qin Haiyun nodded and said, "You don't have class this afternoon, my aunt will take you to buy two clothes." ”

"No, you don't." Monday Yi shook his head: "I just bought one two days ago, and besides, it's a waste of time to buy clothes, I want to hurry up and learn from you." ”

Qin Haiyun showed appreciation, "Okay, I'll say this to you." Auntie taught you a unique skill. ”

In the afternoon, Monday was learning to cultivate flowers and plants with Qin Haiyun, because of the help of the system, Monday was very fast to learn, but cultivating flowers and plants was quite time-consuming and energy-consuming. Before the cultivation is successful, the system cannot assert the learning, but this is only a matter of time, and after the cultivation is successful, the system will be able to calculate a more optimized cultivation method, but this is not ten days and a half months to complete.

Listening to Qin Haiyun, there is a plant that she even took more than ten years to cultivate successfully, so it is still very early for Zhou Yi to learn Qin Haiyun's skills!

After having dinner here in Qin Haiyun, he went back to the dormitory on Monday, and on this day, Long Yinghua, Wei Chaoxi, and Tang Doudou all called him and talked about the school's flower school grass list, and the young people didn't care much about these, but congratulated each other with a little ridicule.

"Congratulations! Zhou Xiaocao, in the future, it is indispensable to be chased by cute girls, isn't it beautiful! "This is Tang Doudou.

"Mr. Xiaocao, shouldn't you have a treat?" This is Wei tide.

"As I expected, I am the first school flower, and Brother Yiyi is the first school grass." This seemingly arrogant, but taken for granted, who else is there besides Long Yinghua?

"It's you! High school is not yet ranked, and college is a school flower. "This is a reply to Tang Doudou.

"Miss School Flower, if you want to have a treat, you can also invite each other!" This is a reply to Wei Chaoxi.

"It's true, but let's be humble! Humility makes people progress. This is a reply to Long Yinghua.

Young people are really having a lot of fun.

When I returned to the dormitory, I found that the four brothers had gathered again, and Bai Huo, a slut, quickly dragged Zhou Yi over, and the four brothers sat together and took a group photo, and then Bai Huo immediately sent BBS.

"Shocking secrets, the four school grasses are actually the same dormitory brothers, 303 dormitory, a well-deserved school grass dormitory."

“……”

Yun Ling, the immortal, was a little helpless: "Second brother, you just die!" ”

"Bastard, how many times have you said it, don't call me dick!"

"Okay dick, no problem dick."

"!"

Lu Shan, a nine-meter-old man, said a little sheepishly: "Second brother, don't do this, can't you?" Several girls accosted me today, and I was a little unaccustomed to it. ”

"Rub! You brute was accosted by a girl? Brother didn't have this luck today. Bai Huo looked sad and indignant: "Are those women blind?" Obviously I'm more handsome, why doesn't anyone hook up with me? ”

Yun Ling said lightly: "No one is a fool, after reading your disgusting evaluation of yourself, which girl will hook up with you?" ”

"What's disgusting about my evaluation of myself?" Bai Huo disagreed: "It's obviously the truth. ”

"yes!" Yun Ling said lightly: "Features: The jade tree is in the wind, and it is chic. Remarks: The perfect wanderer, such a good man, female compatriots must hurry, but virgin ~ female don't entangle, because the prodigal son is destined not to belong to virgin ~ female. ”

After listening to Yun Ling's words, Bai Huo looked smug: "What's the matter, brother is telling the truth!" ”

Yun Ling was silent, and Zhou Yiyi sighed and asked, "Third child, how many women hooked you up today?" ”

"There aren't many, and I'm not very popular with tech nerds." Yun Ling said lightly.

Bai Huo's evaluation of Yun Ling is a technology house, masturbating at the computer all day long, this kind of evaluation is strange if it pleases girls, but turnip greens have their own love, some girls just like technology houses, stay at home and don't go out, they won't bother to hook up, and they can make money at home, how relieved they are to 'marry' home!

Girls who like to live a stable life like this one, and no one cares.

"! Even the third child has someone to hook up, why don't I have it? "White fire shattered thoughts.

Monday chuckled: "Why don't you ask me?" ”

"Do you need to ask?" Bai Huo said: "With your appearance, boss, you must be cool and crooked today!" ”

Bai Huo's evaluation of Monday is very high, not to mention the basic information, just say that the final features and remarks are unmatched.

Features: The hardware conditions are impeccable, and the all-round warm man.

Note: Like Long Yinghua, this is the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life, if I have to say flaws, it is too simple and easy to be deceived, so bad women don't pester him, although I am a man, I also hope that he has a perfect relationship and marriage.

"Quite the opposite." Monday Yi shook his head: "I didn't have a pestering one today, but I was always pointed at during class, and that feeling made me very embarrassed." ”

"Wouldn't it!?" Not to mention Bai Huo, even Lu Shan and Yun Ling felt incredible: "Not one? ”

"Nope." Monday shook his head.

Bai Huo touched his chin and said, "Could it be that all the bad women in the school are there?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, dick." Yun Ling toto the frame of the glasses and said: "It should be that the boss is too perfect, which makes those women feel inferior." ”

"Don't call me dick." Bai Huo looked unhappy, but after thinking about it, he agreed with Yun Ling's point of view, just like those big stars, of course ordinary people look forward to it, but they all know it in their hearts, just think about it in their hearts, if they really let go and chase it, the ending is not much better than hitting the city wall after sprinting with all their might.

If it's just a little bit good, someone will give it a try, but if it's too good, then it's only a matter of 'being able to look at it from a distance and not be blasphemous'.

This is the case on Monday, which is the biggest reason why he hasn't made a friend for more than a month since school started.

"Boss, you're so pathetic." Lu Shandu sympathized with Monday.

"Boss, fate!" Bai Huo clenched Zhou Yi's hands, and his face was full of bulls: "A man like us who is too good is really not something that ordinary people dare to covet, that is, the third and fourth children dare to make mortals think about it." ”

Yun Ling said lightly: "Second brother, you think too much, it's the boss who is too good, and no one hooks up because you died by yourself." ”

Bai Huo covered his ears, turned his head and smiled: "Third child, what did you just say?" ”

"......" Yun Ling said disdainfully: "Cover your ears and steal the bell, it's a low explosion." ”

"Huh? Third, what do you say? ”

"Go when you're deaf!" Yun Ling didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"Stop making a fuss." Monday took off his coat: "Thanks to the second child, our life is estimated to be difficult in the future, what are the plans of the brothers?" ”

Bai Huo: "Bubble girl." ”

Yun Ling: "It doesn't matter. ”

Lu Shan: "It's good. ”

"......" (To be continued......)

PS: Thanks to 'sam~tang' for rewarding 200 starting coins.