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Thinking of double cultivation with Qiu Chen, full of anticipation, I couldn't help but feel sorry, he smirked, and thought, "The fifteen-day period is passing in a blink of an eye, and we must hurry up and heal the internal injuries." It's just that what kind of way should I think of, that Sister Chen is willing to help me practice? She is a shrewd girl, if I play tricks, I will definitely not be able to hide it, so I simply tell the truth, and ask for it bluntly. "One moment of joy, one moment of worry, the smile on his face became more and more weird.
Duanmu Die looked puzzled, "Hun boy, are you stupid?" I still have the heart to laugh at this moment. ”
Only Yan Xi knew three points about him, and said with a smile: "Sister Die, Lan Shao must be thinking about something bad." ”
Fang Lan coughed and came back to his senses, "Don't guess yet. Sister Die, you are a master of martial arts, and the little brother has itchy hands today, so in front of the Fang family, play a few sets of boxing techniques, please verify. ”
Duanmu Butterfly was interested: "That's great." He instructed Yan Xi to move tables and chairs to make room for an open space.
Fang Lan straightened his clothes slightly, walked into the arena slowly, and said, "Sister Die, the younger brother is seriously ill, if the boxing technique is wrong, you can bear with me." If you are interested, you might as well point out. Since he agreed to accept the night as a disciple, he has made up his mind to cultivate it, and at this moment let the little girl see the martial arts, which is the first step in chess.
Yan Xi waved his hand and said with a smile: "I'm stupid by nature, don't expect to give any good advice." Lan Shao, you are so-so and make a few moves, I will make do with a few glances, so be it. ”
Fang Lan glared at her, adjusted his breathing, put on a posture, and opened the set of stele-breaking boxing techniques that his master had taught him, one move at a time, deliberately slowing down so that Yan Xi could see clearly.
The little girl had a hippie smile and shouted, "Lan Shao, haven't you eaten?" My hands and feet are soft, and I am not as good as me. ”
Duanmu Die couldn't cry or laugh, Fang Lan's fist technique was subtle, she could see at a glance that the little girl didn't know the goods, she coaxed herself, stretched out her fingers and popped out, and collapsed a few times on her forehead, and said with a smile: "Look at it, there are not many mouths." ”
Yan Xi was most afraid of her, shut up when she heard the words, and carefully experienced Fang Lan's moves, and vaguely felt that Fang Lan's offense and defense were vicarious, and he was legitimate, although he didn't know much, he was also relaxed.
After a set of punches, Fang Lan gathered his face and stood still, gasping for breath, Yan Xi saw that his forehead was sweating, took the handkerchief he carried, wiped it carefully, Fang Lan asked, "Little Nizi, how many have you learned?" ”
Yan Xi smiled: "Don't be angry when you say it, Bancheng didn't remember it." You make it a man's trick, I'm a girl, where do you understand? ”
Fang Lan hated that iron could not become steel, "Silly girl, martial arts moves are practiced to a high level, only seeking to dominate the enemy, what kind of men and women?" Practice as much as you can. You are so stupid, I am really blind, and I will teach you to practice in the future, and I will be angry. ”
Yan Xi said indifferently: "I am not here, it doesn't matter if I practice or not." ”
Fang Lan glared and said, "If you don't learn martial arts, what should you do if others bully you?" ”
Yan Xi didn't want to think about it, "I have you to protect me." ”
Fang Lan asked rhetorically, "What if I'm not around?" ”
Yan Xi smiled: "Then there are Sister Butterfly and Sister Chen." ”
Fang Lan rolled his eyes and said bitterly, "Yan Xi, I have to teach you a lesson. In this world, the only one you can really rely on is yourself. No matter how well your Sister Butterfly and Sister Chen treat you, they will marry in the future, won't they be separated from you for the rest of their lives? ”
Yan Xi smiled: "Sister Die, I don't dare to say it. Sister Chen will only marry you in the future, and I will always rely on you, Sister Chen and I don't have to worry about separation. ”
Fang Lan was completely speechless, glanced at Duanmu Die, and said with a wry smile: "Little girl, if you don't get in the oil and salt, I'm out of line." ”
Duanmu Die said with a smile: "Yan Xi is still young, don't be anxious, just enlighten slowly." Fang Lan, what you did just now, but the Monument Breaking Fist Technique? ”
Fang Lan nodded, "Yes, what does Sister Die think?" ”
Duanmu Die didn't answer, and asked: "Since you can break the tablet fist, according to this guess, the master must be Sun Xishi." He is a descendant of Sun Jinwei and the ninth head of the Sun Association. I'm so stupid, I should have thought of it when I saw you make the first move. In the whole world, except for Sun Xishi, who else will be so powerful and domineering, known as the first masculine monument-breaking boxing method in the north? You worship Sun Xishi as a teacher, and you have a big backer, very good, very good. ”
Fang Lan never knew the identity of the master, but at this time, Duanmu Die woke up, was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Sister Die, you said that my master is a descendant of the Sun family, or the head of some Laoshizi, this is nothing." But my grandfather is Sun Jinwei, that's amazing, his old man is one of the three great masters of the Republic of China, and his martial arts are earth-shattering, and even the king of the Northeast respects three big men. When I was a child, my dream was to become a hero like my grandfather, but I didn't expect that the ghost made the gods worse, and by chance, I really worshiped under the door of the Sun Mansion. In the past, the old man Qi learned to paint, and once said that he was willing to be a lackey of Qingteng, and I was like him, and I was also willing to be a lackey of Yu'an. "The old man of Yu'an is Sun Jinwei's alias.
Duanmu Die grinned and scolded: "Cheap bones, that's all there is to it." But then again, the Sun family is strong, covering the north and south of the river, you have a relationship with Sun Xishi, and you can walk sideways in the future. ”
Fang Lan smiled and said, "Sister Die, my old immortal master, is he really so powerful?" ”
Duanmu Die said angrily: "He's not powerful, who is powerful." Wuliangmen is known as the hegemon of the county, but when Sun Xishi spits on it, he can also extinguish it more than a dozen times in minutes. Looking at the county, except for the forces behind Xiaodizi, no one can match it. ”
Fang Lan asked, "Who is the little flute?" ”
Before Duanmu Die could answer, Yan Xi smiled: "Don't you know? The little flute is Xie Jingdi, the county magistrate. He is Sister Die's old friend, because he can play the flute the most, and the flute is the same sound, Sister Die privately called him Little Dizi. But he only dared to shout behind his back, in front of the county magistrate, he still had to behave. ”
Duanmu Die was annoyed that she leaked **, and said angrily: "Xiao Nizi, your mouth is not covered, is your skin itchy and beaten?" ”
Yan Xi hid in Fang Lan's arms and said with a smile: "Lan Shao is here, I'm not afraid of you." ”
Fang Lan smiled: "Sister Die, it turns out that you have a sweetheart, congratulations." ”
Duanmu Die's face turned red, "Don't listen to Yan Xi's nonsense, he is shocked that he has a family and a room, and the children are several years old." He and I are just good friends, don't think too much. ”
Fang Lan was a little worried, but was relieved when he heard this, "So that's the case." I was thinking that the county magistrate has a wife, and Sister Die will be too aggrieved to interact with him again. ”
Duanmu Die smiled: "What am I wronged? ”
Fang Lan sighed: "Everyone knows that the family of the county magistrate's daughter-in-law is an important member of the army, and the father-in-law is a political commissar, which makes it clear that the two families are political marriages. No matter how good the county magistrate is to you, you can only sneak around, you can't give Sister Die any name, and the relationship is even more disgraceful, isn't this wronged? Even if the county magistrate is willing to risk the world's disapproval and marry you as a child, he will inevitably be humiliated by his wife. ”
Duanmu Die smiled: "What kind of nonsense are you. I've said it all, it's just a friend relationship with Jingdi, don't guess. Seeing you practice martial arts, the moves are subtle, and the aftermath is endless, which is worthy of being the world's top boxing technique. You are still young, far from the essence of the Broken Monument Boxing, calm down, study for twenty or thirty years, and the future is immeasurable. ”
Fang Lan frowned and said: "But the world's boxing techniques, practiced to the extreme, are all won by internal strength." But I was hit hard, and the internal force couldn't be lifted at all, and no matter how wonderful the monument-breaking boxing method was, it was difficult to make the best use of it. ”
Duanmu Die knew that he had something to say, so he opened his way, leaving only the two of them alone, and asked, "What do you want to say, don't beat around the bush, just move quickly." ”
Fang Lan grinned, "Sister Die is worthy of being the little brother's bosom friend, I know that some words can only be said to you alone, and I didn't wait for the little brother to speak, I have already sent the evening first, and the little brother admires it." ”
Duanmu Die smiled: "How can you hide your little thoughts?" As soon as you rolled your eyes just now, I knew that you were fighting against the idea of the sunset, and I simply fulfilled you. ”
Fang Lan smiled: "Thank you." Sister Die, does my little brother want to ask you for someone? ”
Duanmu Die said: "Who to please?" "Seems to be smiling but not smiling" Could it be Qiu Chen? You kid is squinting, don't you want to overlord to make a bow. Qiu Chen is my apprentice, but I can't sell her. ”
Fang Lan said: "Sister Die is wise, just to please Sister Chen." As you said, Sister Chen, Sister Mengdie, naturally has also practiced the cold ice spirit trick, and I have practiced martial arts in recent years, and I also have a little experience in chalcedony skills. Blending, the internal wounds suffered by the younger brother should be healed. ”
Duanmu Die smiled: "Speaking of which, you are still fighting Qiu Chen's body idea." I don't have an opinion on this matter, as long as Qiu Chen nods, men and women love, I won't beat mandarin ducks and do that big thing to ruin the scenery. What I want to ask you is, how do you know that I know I'm going to be an ice spirit? ”
Fang Lan said: "Master once mentioned to me the world's martial arts, analyze them one by one, the younger brother has no other advantages, his memory is okay, he said it once, I remember it in my heart." In the past few days, I have seen Sister Die's needle, and her skills are all cold and icy, so I boldly guessed. ”
Duanmu Die said: "You guessed right. Qiu Chen, this girl, although her understanding is not first-class, and the martial arts I teach are only a rough one, but she is better than being persistent, and the internal skills of the cold ice spirit are hot. You asked her to be the Ding Furnace, you chose the right person. Speaking of the word Ding Lu, his face turned red.
Fang Lan smiled: "Having said that, Sister Chen is Sister Die's person after all, if I hadn't greeted you beforehand, I would never dare to start." lest Sister Butterfly settle accounts after the autumn and beat the little brother all over the ground to find teeth. ”
Duanmu Die laughed at him and said, "Dead boy, you have to be cheap and sell well." It's a pity that you are my younger brother, and ethics are hindered, otherwise it would be good for my sister to personally go out and help you heal. "I know in my heart that Fang Lan has good bones, men and women are the same practitioners, and they both benefit each other, this reincarnation, Qiu Chen comes from behind, and his martial arts are better than himself, but it is difficult to say.
Fang Lan didn't know that she was joking, and when he heard the words, he was stunned for a moment, "this ......" was stupid for a while, and he forgot to phrase it.
Duanmu Die just loved to look at his current expression, and grinned, "Silly boy, tease you." With a twist of his waist, he closed the door and left.
Fang Lan was left alone, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and he said to himself, "My sister is really a vixen!" He respects Duanmu Butterfly like a fairy, and he never dares to blaspheme at all, the girl jokes, just as a joke, and laughs at it.