Chapter 12: The Life of the Upside Down Post
Ye Xiaoling hugged Jupiter's little black cat, put away all the smiling faces, and said leisurely:
"If you hate me so much, you should work hard to restore your cultivation. I believe that everything will be fine. As a bonus, if we don't explode and die after a year, how about dismissing our boyfriend and friend? ”
Ye Xiaoling's voice was faintly as thin as flowing water. A warm and peaceful force, accompanied by that voice, calmed Jupiter's heart.
It's an amazing feeling.
Jupiter didn't know why this ugly girl said this, but this feeling was safe and comfortable, as if she was returning to the warm womb.
The warmth that can only be felt in the mother's arms is felt in Ye Xiaoling's arms.
Could it be that it is the effect of the cold jade fragments?
Jupiter's inner anger and unwillingness were inexplicably silenced. Looking up at Ye Xiaoling, and encountering a clear and calm look, Jupiter suddenly felt that this girl didn't seem to be so ugly.
Looking at the calm little black cat, the corners of Ye Xiaoling's mouth hooked up a smug arc, and thought: Little star, don't worry, Sister Xiaoling will be responsible for you to the end. I don't believe that with my charm, you can't completely love and like me in a year!
Ye Xiaoling's self-confidence burst again. To be precise, since Tianji's washing and marrowing, Ye Xiaoling's personality has changed a lot. is no longer the ugly girl with low self-esteem, timidity and weakness in the past.
Ye Xiaoling thought again, Jupiter is my inner boyfriend! I, Ye Xiaoling, am I a normal girl, and I don't engage in heavy things like humans and animals. No, I must restore Xiaoxing's cultivation as soon as possible and turn him back into a normal man!
By the way, my Master Dimensity, is your head convulsed? How changeable, you actually turned the little star into a little black cat? Is that your hobby?
Ye Xiaoling didn't know, when she said in her heart that Tianji was not, Tianji hiding in the divine mirror sneezed.
Finally, she got along well with Jupiter, Ye Xiaoling suddenly felt that something was wrong, and she sweated a lot of oil again, and those disgusting black impurities were about to seep out of every pore of her body again.
Ye Xiaoling screamed, put the little black cat down, and rushed into the shower room.
It turned out that the spiritual power condensed by itself once again refined Ye Xiaoling's physique and promoted detoxification. Now Ye Xiaoling's physique has improved a little bit compared to before.
After taking a shower, Ye Xiaoling hurriedly went to weigh himself.
124 pounds!
Seeing that the reading was lighter by a pound, Ye Xiaoling's heart was relieved. At the rate of losing one pound a day, wouldn't my Ye Xiaoling be able to become a slender beauty within a month?
This heavenly spiritual skill is simply a weight loss miracle! In order to look better, you have to work harder in the future!
Watching Ye Xiaoling narcissistically in front of the mirror, Jupiter couldn't stand it anymore, and snorted coldly: "Ugly girl! I'm hungry, get me some food! ”
Ye Xiaoling looked back at Jupiter, who looked like a little black cat, in surprise, and said, "Strange thing! The cat actually spoke! ”
Jupiter is indeed the appearance of a little black cat, and the sound made by the little black cat is indeed a milky "meow", which can be transmitted to Ye Xiaoling's ears, and it is automatically translated into Jupiter's original voice.
"Humph! Ignorant ugly girl, this is because you have my Hanyu fragments, and after our spiritual powers are fused with each other, there is a sense between Hanyu, so you can hear my voice. Jupiter said with an unhappy expression.
"I see. It will be much easier to get along with you from then on. ”
Ye Xiaoling glanced at Jupiter and saw that he was obviously a little black cat, but he had an indifferent adult expression, and he said aggressive words like a person, which was really unbearable!
Then, Ye Xiaoling began to get busy, and after a while, he handed Jupiter a baby bottle. The bottle was full of powdered milk.
"What do you mean?" Jupiter's cat face turns ugly.
"Aren't you a cat who still needs milk? What else can you digest without milk? Ye Xiaoling shrugged.
"That's not enough milk for me to stuff my teeth! I want food! Like fish, pigs, cows, sheep and chickens, you can get me more! The little black cat held the bottle of milk to her mouth with her paws.
In line with the principle of not wasting anything that can be swallowed, the little black cat cooed and drank the whole bottle of milk at once.
Ye Xiaoling was dumbfounded, it was the first time in her life that she saw a cat drinking milk with a bottle!
This picture is really grotesque!
"Ugly girl, what are you still stunned about? Why don't you hurry up and find me food? The little black cat said angrily.
I pour! Ye Xiaoling was about to have a seizure. This Jupiter is too arrogant, right? Could it be that I have been upside down in this life?
Jupiter children, chickens and fish forget it, do you know what the price of a pig, a cow, and a sheep is? Are you going to bankrupt me?
"Master Xiaoling, I'm also hungry, can you help me find some food by the way, hehe." Ye Xiaoling's brain was still in crash mode, and he heard a strange and childish voice again.
When I looked in the direction of the sound, I saw that the little beast that had turned into a parrot was looking at me with hopeful eyes.
"Master Xiaoling, I swallowed all the rats in your house, but I still don't get full! Woohoo...... "The little beast spoke again.
How come even small beasts can speak human language? What the? The little beast swallowed a disgusting mouse?
The corners of Ye Xiaoling's mouth lifted, and he fell backwards, fainting.
"Ahh Master Xiaoling, what's wrong with you? The little beast nervously flew to Ye Xiaoling's side and looked at it with concern.
"Alas, the ugly girl is a human after all, and she can't stand the blow!" Jupiter, who was disappreciative, said with a sigh.
"Hehe, Lord Jupiter...... The little beast has nothing to say, since it has developed its intelligence, it feels that Jupiter's words to its master are always harsh!
However, the little beast didn't dare to talk much.
After all, Ye Xiaoling is a quasi-glacial god transformed by Jupiter with cold jade fragments, and Jupiter is the ruler of the entire glacial god realm.
The little beast is nothing more than Ye Xiaoling's guardian spirit beast. If Ye Xiaoling is its boss, then Jupiter is its boss's boss.
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In this way, Ye Xiaoling took a little black cat and a little parrot to the vegetable market.
Fortunately, it's Sunday, so I don't have to work. Ye Xiaoling has plenty of time to adapt to her new life. Now she has fully accepted these two "animals" who can only speak.
But when he came back from the vegetable market, Ye Xiaoling was so sad. Because, the hundreds of Huaxia coins in her wallet were all used up. Those two goods are simply a super big stomach! I bought 30 catties of pork ribs in a row, and it was not enough!
Ye Xiaoling is just an ordinary clerk, with a monthly salary of only 2,500 Huaxia yuan, which seriously drags down the local average salary. The saddest thing is that after deducting social security, the actual issuance is only about 2,300 Chinese dollars.
The salary is low, and she has to pay it to her ex-boyfriend, so she is a moonshine family and has no savings.
After paying my salary last night, I paid 500 Huaxia yuan in rent, I spent 500 Huaxia yuan to buy a watch for Zhao Zijun, and I spent nearly 800 Huaxia yuan to buy pork ribs just now, and now there are less than 500 Huaxia dollars left in the bank card!
This is her living expenses this month, and she must not spend it casually, otherwise she will not have to wait until a year later to explode and die, and she will starve to death in a few days.
I'm so poor! How will you live in the future?
Ye Xiaoling was crying in her heart and dripping blood...... Obviously, these two "animals" suck blood more than the little white face before!