Chapter 33: Dogleg Sue

Su Su was stunned, it was over, and he was discovered. Meng Meng hid in the dish when the man approached, and she couldn't find it if she didn't pay attention to the vegetable juice all over her body. Seeing that Mengmeng had already hidden, he was relieved and turned his head to look at the person.

I saw that the man's eyes were as bright as an eagle, and a pair of sword eyebrows added to his heroic and domineering spirit, with a high nose and thin lips, and a clear contour, the momentum of the superior person in that body was worthy of being an emperor! "Hey, hello!"

"Be bold and don't kneel when you see the emperor!" The eunuch scolded. Su Su looked at the emperor as if he was not angry, so he stood up boldly and clasped his ears, "You are bold!" Your master didn't say anything, what are you arguing with a minion! Could it be that your power is greater than that of the emperor? ”

The eunuch knelt down with a 'poof' and kowtowed. "The emperor spares his life! The emperor spares his life! I don't dare to borrow a hundred minions and don't dare to overstep the bounds! ”

Su Su looked at it and felt pain, looked at the emperor, and the emperor waved his hand, "Okay, get up." I know you don't have the guts. ”

"Your Majesty." The eunuch then got up and retreated behind the emperor.

"Hehe, you are so bold that you sneaked into the palace to steal the imperial food, not to mention, you even taught my subordinates a lesson?" The emperor said calmly, and his unhappy face could not see what this meant.

Su Su's eyes rolled with a bone, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, the grass people have had a wish since they were children, that is, to be able to see the majesty of the Son of Heaven, and the worship of you by the little ones is like a surging river. I've been waiting for this day for eighteen years! Eighteen years! I finally saw you today, sure enough, the emperor's heavenly posture deeply shocked me, the emperor's broad mind moved me, for your safety, for the future of this turbulent future, the little one is willing to test the poison, first help you try whether this meal is poisonous, Wei is not hygienic, in case there is a little bit of a difference, the small one will be distressed to death! ”

The emperor deserves to be the emperor, and he is still so calm in the face of such a person who steals food and finds a high-sounding reason for himself. After a while, the emperor raised his eyebrows and suddenly smiled, "Okay, since you admire me so much and are willing to test the poison yourself, how can I refuse your piece of Dan heart!" In this case, I will allow you to be by my side! ”

Who is rare to serve by your side! Who has nothing to do and not enjoy a good day, but to run to serve people! But the sadness of the ancients is that you have to pretend to be happy as if you won the 5 million lottery even if you don't want to. The corners of Su Su's mouth twitched, and he immediately said with a smile: "Thank you, Lord Longen!" ”

"Let's go, go back and clean up, the image of the disgraced face is damaged." The emperor calmly finished speaking and left, Su Su looked at the emperor's back, gritted his teeth hatefully, since he dislikes me so much, what are you going to do with me back?

The Temple of Nourishing the Heart.

The chief eunuch waited for Su Su to be taken down to freshen up, and then asked: "Your Majesty, what about the selection?" ”

"Let's move it to the afternoon." The emperor sat in front of the desk and looked through the folds, and said casually. The eunuch was ordered to retreat and ordered.

On the other side, Su Su looked at the group of people around him, there were eunuchs and palace maids, although the eunuchs were not men, but so many people were embarrassed. "All of you go down!"

The palace maids and eunuchs looked at each other, thought for a moment and went down. After they all went down, Su Su walked in front of the bronze mirror, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, he was startled when he saw it, this fox body was scorched, after all, he was in a humanoid posture, but why did his face be black and his eyebrows were burned off half? My hair is messed up into a nest of grass! Woo - that's how I met people just now!

Su Su took off his dirty clothes, jumped into the pool, and washed from head to toe. Put on the men's clothes they have prepared, and now go to the mirror to take a look, well~ Except for the left half of the eyebrows that are burned, the others are still the same as the original, very beautiful!

Swept the eyes of the copper mirror, why there is no eyebrow pencil! So what about half of my eyebrows? In a hurry, Su Su called someone in before he could tie up a piece of green silk. The palace maids and eunuchs who were waiting outside heard Su Su's cry and immediately came in.

Su Su subconsciously covered the half of his eyebrows with his hand and looked at everyone, "Get me an eyebrow pencil!" No one reacted for a while, and everyone was stunned, looking like they were going to drool.

"Hurry up! Why are you still stunned! Su Su saw that they didn't move for a long time, and he was sweating, and ordered loudly.

Everyone woke up like a dream and went out to find an eyebrow pencil for Su Su. After a while, a palace maid came in with an eyebrow pencil. Su Su took the eyebrow pencil with one hand, "Thank you, you guys go out!" When everyone had gone out, he picked up the eyebrow pencil and drew his own half of the eyebrow.

On the other side, a eunuch ran to the Heart Cultivation Hall to reply. "Your Majesty, Xiao Shunzi asks to see you." The chief eunuch said.

The emperor nodded and acquiesced. "Your Majesty, the son you brought back is a daughter."

"Oh?" Hearing this, the emperor put down the fold in his hand and looked at Xiao Shunzi with interest. Xiao Shunzi saw that the emperor seemed to be interested, so he said 1510. After hearing this, the emperor said, "Bring her over." ”

After a while, Su Su drew his eyebrows and tied up his hair, and was summoned to the Heart Cultivation Palace. "See the emperor, long live the emperor, long live the emperor, long live, long live!"

"You are so bold, you dare to bully the king!" The emperor threw down the recital with a 'snap'. The second monk Su Su was puzzled, and thought: What's wrong with me? What kind of grudge does this emperor have with me? Gotta find a chance to trouble me!

The emperor looked at her with a confused look and kindly explained, "What are your intentions in pretending to be a man?" ”

Su Su's heart 'chuckled', it must have been exposed just now, how should it be rounded now? Pregnant! Su Su secretly pinched his thigh, it hurt! Tears overflowed his eyes in an instant.

"Woo woo - the emperor, that's because the people love the emperor! The emperor just said that he could let the people's daughter serve him closely, and the people's daughter thought that if the emperor knew that the people's daughter was a daughter, she would definitely not stay with the people's daughter, so-"Once born and twice cooked, this Susu dog's leg ability is getting stronger and stronger, and it is easy to come and not make drafts."

The emperor looked at Su Su with a smile and raised his eyebrows after saying this bunch of flattering words, "Finished?" ”

"That's it." Su Su looked at the emperor stupidly, no! This script is wrong! Shouldn't you be moved by what I'm saying? An infatuated woman hides that she is a daughter for him, just to stay by his side. And then the dragon's heart is happy?

"Okay, since that's all said and done, let's take it away." The eunuch on the side stepped forward and set up Su Su and walked out. Is this going to cut off my head? No way! Su Su broke free from the eunuch, ran to the emperor, was angry, pointed to the emperor's nose and said, "Why did I deceive the king?" Did I say I was a man? Are you stupid and can't see it, and you want to cut me for the sake of your own face? There are no doors! ”