Chapter 19: The Judges of the Mischief
Chapter 19 is a promiscuous judge
The commercials, which disgusted most people (except advertisers and TV stations), have finally come to an end, and the "Treasure Appreciation" column continues.
"Welcome back, this is the "Treasure" column of ZY TV, I am the host Brother Wang, below, it is time to witness the miracle. The last of our friends, well, very special and lovely, will come up with his treasure. So, what will he bring? The host Brother Wang is still squinting as always, as if he is teasing the audience in front of the TV.
It's a pity that he is not a beauty, and this kind of expression can only attract a few viewers with special taste.
Moreover, this old brother also deprived Liu Mouqian of his unique lines.
"This friend who sent the treasure, may I ask, what did you bring this time?" Brother Wang stepped forward and patted Ding Dang's shoulder.
These shoulders are so thick! Nonsense, the shoulder of the robot cat, did you shoot it casually?
"Oh, this is it." Ding Dang clumsily stretched out his cartoon hand like a bear's paw and took out the mirror from the treasure bag.
"Oh? Is it a mirror? Brother Wang took the mirror and showed it to the scene, "This friend of ours brought an ancient mirror today." ”
The mirror reflected the light in the studio and shook in a circle.
"Be careful, don't fall!" Ding Dang said through the two small holes in his eyes.
This mirror, but all the hope of my "Chinese dream"? Don't you break this mirror?
But the more he worries, the more something happens.
Suddenly, as soon as Brother Wang's hand was released, the mirror slid down.
"Don't!" Ding Dang screamed.
However, Brother Wang immediately caught it. He smiled, faced the camera, and said, "I'm sorry, audience, I played a juggler for everyone." Take it easy! ”
It turned out that this Brother Wang came out of the circus before, and in order to win ratings, he often performed this trick to give the audience a thrill.
"It's this trick again, annoying, annoying you!" Liu Qingqing, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, pouted, "Please, Brother Wang, you can't use this trick?" How many times has this been? You are not ashamed, I am still ashamed of you! Vulgar, it's simply three vulgar! ”
And Ding Dang at the scene experienced a rollercoaster-like ups and downs, and his heart fell from his throat to his navel.
"Tell me, this friend, what is the origin of this mirror? What do you think is good about it? Brother Wang, who had played a unique skill, held the mirror and asked.
"What's the matter? What's the point? Oh, this mirror is my family heirloom. Ding Dang said.
Of course, he couldn't say that he had taken the mirror from someone's stall, so he could only lie.
"Ancestral? So what age is this mirror? ”
Ding Dang was stunned, what age is this mirror?
"This, I don't know about this, huh? I want to know, what else are you doing here? Ding Dang finally told the truth.
"Hahaha!" Brother Wang laughed, "This friend is very interesting, since it is an ancestral thing, how can he not know the age?" ”
"I don't know."
"Well, this friend, how much do you estimate this treasure yourself?" Brother Wang continued to ask.
"Well." Ding Dang thought for a while, "At least 300,000." ”
The 300,000 yuan is the highest price he can think of when he has the courage to do so. A mirror, no matter how old it is, is also a mirror, and it is already very powerful to be able to sell it for this astronomical amount.
"Three hundred thousand?" Brother Wang also showed a look of surprise, he turned his face and looked at the three judging guests behind him.
Still, none of the three were silent.
"Well, is this mirror worth that much money? So, let's show this mirror to the judges. ”
Brother Wang took the mirror and brought it to the first guest, that is, Section Chief Liu of the Cultural Bureau.
Ding Dang's heart also rose.
Please, Uncle guest, it's up to you whether my mirror is worth anything or not. My net worth and life are all in your words!
It seems that what he is facing now is not a treasure appreciation, but a big battle related to his future life destiny.
Section Chief Liu took the mirror and pretended to look at it.
Before, most of the nineteen treasures were porcelain, calligraphy and painting, and although Section Chief Liu didn't know how to appreciate the treasures, he could also learn from the two real experts next to him and break a few words.
However, this mirror is unique today, and there is no precedent. How do you say that?
Section Chief Liu's eyes rolled, and he thought: Aren't all the things sent today already decided? I don't think I've heard of this mirror? Since this thing is not predetermined, let's just make it a fake.
"Well, here." Section Chief Liu touched the mirror and coughed, "This thing is not real, it is a fake, an absolute fake!" ”
"Fakes?" Ding Dang was stunned, and his heart was half cold, "How can this thing be a fake?" You can see it clearly! ”
Unexpectedly, this first guest gave a conclusion that made Ding Dang's five thunders thunder, which really surprised Ding Dang.
"May I ask Mr. Liu, why is this mirror a fake?" According to the fixed procedure, of course Brother Wang has to ask such a sentence.
"Well, well, well. Behold, the mirror of this mirror is so blurred, is it not a fake? Whose mirror is so blurry? This Section Chief Liu was red-faced when asked, so he had to talk nonsense.
The audience below suddenly burst into laughter.
Section Chief Liu didn't understand what was going on, poked his head out, and looked around.
At this time, Zhang Bugu secretly leaned on his ear and said: "Section Chief Liu, the previous ancient mirrors were all made of copper, not glass, of course they are all so blurry." ”
At this moment, Section Chief Liu was dumbfounded. Co-authored, I was an idiot in front of the people of the whole country?
He stopped talking and didn't correct his mistakes.
may have seen Section Chief Liu's embarrassment, and the witty host Brother Wang immediately snatched the mirror from Section Chief Liu's hand and handed it to Zhang Bugu again.
"Professor Zhang, you are a famous professor of Jiangnan University, please take a look, is this mirror an antique?"
Zhang Bugu took the mirror and immediately showed a look of surprise.
He looked at it earnestly, and the surroundings fell silent.
Zhang Bugu? At this time, Ding Dang also saw this guy through the two small eye holes.
This is not ancient, no matter how you dress it, this obscene face, especially the long hair on the chin, is impossible to change.
Why did this guy become a guest judge? It's really a narrow road!
Ding Dang couldn't help but get nervous, but thinking that he was still in this robot cat, he couldn't see that it was him, so he relaxed a little.
Zhang Bugu Tsai looked at it carefully a few times, and his face showed surprise.
Of course, he is not a straw bag like Section Chief Liu, according to his experience, of course he can see that this mirror is indeed a genuine product, and it is also a peerless treasure for a certain number of years.
Zhang Bugu turned his head and looked at his teacher, Professor Xu Chenghao.
However, Professor Xu just looked at him and didn't speak, his expression was still so calm.
At this time, Zhang Bugu couldn't grasp it accurately.
Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at the "robot cat" in front of him.
"Sir, could you please take off this coat and talk to me face to face???????"
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