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I got out of school with the great sage, and found a very small restaurant nearby, and the great sage asked for a slippery three, and asked for a kung pao chicken, and then asked me what I liked to eat, and I didn't think much about it, and directly ordered a vinegar fungus

"You're a rabbit?" The Great Sage said as he rolled his eyes and stunned me.

"No, what's wrong?"

"Big man, you have to eat meat!" The Great Sage glanced at me and asked the restaurant owner for a braised pork.

"Hey, hey, fungus clears lungs!" I smiled at the Great Sage, but I was thinking in my heart, "You haven't grown taller or fatter since you ate meat!" ”

It takes time to cook, and I sat and chatted with the Great Sage, and he told me how he changed from a bullied goods to today's Great Sage, although I knew that there must be an element of bragging, but it still made me itch and blood boiling, and I hoped that one day I could become like him.

When the dish was almost ready, when the braised pork was about to be made, the great sage suddenly asked me: "Do you like Lin Yuwei?" ”

"Huh?" The Great Sage's sudden sentence startled me, "You ・・・・・・ you know Lin Yuwei?" ”

"Grass, school flower, can I not know, isn't it the little girl who exposed you!" The Great Sage pouted and said.

"How can I say it・・・・・・" Although I just met the great sage, I felt very relaxed and comfortable with him, so I was willing to say anything to him: "I like her, as soon as I go to high school, I am at the same table with her, you know, she is good-looking, she is a school flower, everyone likes it, but seriously, I don't like her appearance, I was attracted by her temperament from the first day I met her, very ・・・・・・ how to say it, very clean, very pure, for example, she is like the blue and white porcelain of the Yuan Dynasty, You can only appreciate it from afar, but if you play with it in your hand, it will be a kind of defilement・・・・・・"

"Grass, flesh!" The Great Sage bared his teeth and shuddered, interrupting me and said.

"Really, that's what I thought," I said to him anxiously: "I like her, I've liked her for a long time, from the beginning of high school, to the end of the second year of high school, I've always liked her, but I know that I'm not worthy of her like this, and she doesn't look down on me, it's enough for me to look at her every day and appreciate her!" ”

"SB, no matter how good a woman is, she will be played by a man sooner or later, and you have to fight for what you like, what's wrong with blue and white porcelain, blue and white porcelain has to be put in your own room, just for your own appreciation!" The Great Sage said to me disdainfully.

"How is it possible, can't you see it, what she likes is handsome!" I said with a wry smile.

"Grass, then she is too vulgar, and she can't meet the standard of blue and white porcelain!"

"I can't say that, in fact, Gao Shuai always acts in front of Lin Yuwei, acting like a gentleman, plus his family is rich and handsome, he is a school grass・・・・・・"

"Who said that, you sealed him, why is he a school grass, I said he is shit!" The Great Sage interrupted me and said disapprovingly: "This time, that Lin Yuwei shouldn't like him when she sees Gao Shuai's cheap appearance, right?" ”

"It's hard to say," I thought of Lin Yuwei's distressed appearance, and the words "hate me" she said to me at the end, and couldn't help but shake my head in frustration and said: "I feel that Lin Yuwei should have fallen in love with Gao Shuai, I know, Lin Yuwei has never been in love, if she really likes Gao Shuai, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see the true face of Gao Shuai, don't they all say that love can make people mentally retarded?" ”

"Grass, forget it, in fact, I think Lin Yuwei is really inappropriate with you!"

"Hehe, didn't I say it, I didn't think I would really be with her!" I smiled at the Great Sage and said, but I was thinking in my heart that Lin Yuwei must not be obtained by the filthy handsome, otherwise, Lin Yuwei would be ruined.

The braised pork was also ready, and Dasheng and I walked out of the small restaurant, spending less than 100 yuan in total, and Dasheng bought three bottles of Erguotou and two packs of cigarettes in a small supermarket next to it, and there was still a lot of money left, but Dasheng said to me: "Haha, the rest is ours!" ”

"Ah, is that good?" I said with a smile in my eyes.

"What's wrong, the two of us have to pay for the errands!" The Great Sage said nonchalantly.

I also know that they don't care about money, as long as it's spent by brothers, it doesn't matter.

After walking for two steps with his things, he suddenly saw a man wearing a Tibetan robe on the side of the road not far away, who also spread a black cloth on the ground, and was taking out Tibetan knives from a bag one by one and placing them on the black cloth.

We can often see Tibetans selling Tibetan knives like this, so when the great sage saw it, he smiled and said, "Hey, the one who sells Tibetan knives, why are you here here, take a look!" ”

Saying that, the great sage ran over, and I followed to the front, and the great sage chatted with the Tibetan man, the Tibetan man spoke Mandarin and was still very blunt, and after chatting for a long time, the great sage knew that this Tibetan man had just come to our side, and he didn't know where the downtown area was, and he was tired of walking here, so he simply set up a stall.

After chatting for a while, the Great Sage focused on the hidden knife on the black cloth, he picked up each one, looked at it and touched it, and when he saw the Great Sage's love for it, I knew that he was a person who really liked the knife, in fact, I liked it too, but I never dared to buy it, at this time, looking at the appearance of the Great Sage, I couldn't help but say to the Great Sage: "I see that you like it so much, why don't you buy one!" ”

"Okay," the great sage nodded, and asked the Tibetan man: "Big brother, how do you sell this knife?" ”

The Tibetan man had a good chat with the Great Sage just now, so he smiled and said in stiff Mandarin: "'Ba Dangmo (long knife)' is very expensive, each one costs thousands of yuan, why don't you buy 'knotting (waist knife)', short, cheap!" ”

"So expensive!" When the great sage heard this, he gave up a handful of "Badangmo" in his hand, picked up a "knotted thorn" engraved with a tiger on the scabbard and asked, "How much is this?" ”

"This costs 600 yuan!" The Tibetan man replied.

"Huh? Is such a short dagger so expensive? The Great Sage shouted.

"This one in your hand is a kham knot, made of sterling silver."

"Damn, what about this one・・・・・・ what about this・・・・・・" When the great sage heard this, he began to ask for the price one by one, but every time he picked up a handful, the price quoted by the Tibetan man was not acceptable to a poor student like us, and the great sage couldn't help but sit on the ground: "Big brother, you don't have a cheap one?" ”

The Tibetan man looked at the two of us, and probably guessed the identities of the two of us, so he smiled, and took out a knot more than ten centimeters long from his bag, with no pattern on the handle and scabbard, and said: "You can buy this, the cheapest, 180 yuan!" ”

"Do you want 180 like this?" The Great Sage received it in his hand, pulled out the scabbard, looked at the Tibetan man suspiciously, and said, "Big brother, is this your hidden knife, you didn't lie to me, right?" ”

"How could I lie to you," the Tibetan man said anxiously: "This is the real 'Lhatse Thorn', which is made of pure iron, combined with Tibetan green fruit, antelope blood and ghee, although the Lhatse Tibetan knife is not beautiful, but their Tibetan knife is the sharpest!" ”

"Really?" The Great Sage laughed when he heard this, "Can it be cheap?" ”

The Tibetan man shook his head at first, but then he looked at me again, and then said, "Well, I have two of these thorns here, and if you buy both, I'll give you a bargain!" ”

"Huh? Buy two, say less for three hundred ・・・・・・" The great sage heard it and touched his pocket.

I know that he has less than a hundred yuan in his pocket, but I have already thought about it, this money will be given by me to the great sage, and I do like this Raz knot thorn, although this Tibetan knife does not look as fancy and beautiful, but it is atmospheric and simple, which makes me like it at first sight.

So I took out 300 yuan directly from my pocket and said to the Tibetan man: "Just 300 yuan and two handfuls, if it doesn't work, if it works, take it, no, let's leave!" ”

When the Tibetan man heard this, he said with a smile: "Yes, it's only 300 yuan!" ”

"How does this work?" The Great Sage stood up and said to me, "How can you ・・・・・・?"

I didn't talk nonsense with him, I directly handed the money into the hands of the Tibetan man, took two identical Lhatse thorns, handed one to the great sage, put myself in my trouser pocket, and said to him with a smile: "We are brothers, just one person!" ”

As soon as I said this, the Great Sage smiled, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Yes, brother! ”

After delaying for so long, it was almost noon, when I returned to the dormitory with the Great Sage, Peng Wei and the four of them had stopped playing cards for a long time, waiting for our wine and food, and when they saw that we were back, Peng Wei shouted: "What are you two doing here, I thought you two eloped!" ”

", eat!" The Great Sage scolded with a smile, and then took out his own Lazi Thorn Meizi to look at, Peng Wei and they all rushed to see it, but the Great Sage just didn't show it to them, or I took out my own one and gave them a look in turn, and they were all envious of Peng Wei.

After reading it, the Great Sage suddenly said: "Mosquito, just like this, I engraved the names of the two of us on the sheaths of these two knives, which is also a testimony between our two brothers, how about it?" ”

As soon as I heard it, I thought it was a good idea, so I smiled and nodded in agreement, and the great sage said that he would do it, and found a compass and engraved it crookedly, while Peng Wei looked at it from the side, and muttered with a jealous face: "Look, I'll buy a handful, look at it, I'll definitely buy a handful・・・・・・"

After a while, the Great Sage shouted, "Okay! ”

When I looked at it, I saw that on the scabbards of the two knives, each shallowly engraved with the word "sacred" and the word "mosquito・・・・・・

I was about to point out the typo of the Great Sage, but the Great Sage shoved the knot engraved with the word "Saint" into my hand and said, "Okay, let's drink, hahaha・・・・・・"

Forget it, it's all engraved anyway, so be it, I won't talk nonsense anymore, a few people are ready to eat.

But just as we were about to eat, the door of the dormitory was suddenly pushed open, and a student wearing glasses ran in, and as soon as he came in, he shouted to the Great Sage: "Brother Sheng, did you beat a man named Gao Shuai today?" ”

"Ahh The Great Sage glanced at the four eyes and said.

"Oh no, Gao Shuai's father came to school, I heard that his father is quite rich, and he has sponsored our school, the principal asked me to come to you!"