Chapter Ninety-Three: Madame Doesn't Allow You to Sell Cuteness
"OPPA, Don't Move"
In the white and clean living room, Li Juli, who was sitting on the sofa, tore off the yellowed band-aid on Li Linhao's neck with a painful face.
Li Linhao, who hissed and took a breath, was a little speechless when he saw Li Juli take out a brand-new pink band-aid from her bag, and protested in a low voice: "Madam, can you not use such a cute one." ”
Xiaomin's one was just replaced by him, and now Li Juli is here again, women, they are born to like cute things, but what kind of trouble is it used on him as a man?
Obviously, women sometimes show a strong side, although Li Juli smiled, but did not ask for his opinion and forcibly pasted it, Li Linhao, who picked up the coffee table and looked in the mirror, smiled bitterly.
Lee Rin-ho and Hyo-min climbed the mountain and fell, alarming the entire T-ara. As a result, Xiaomin was aggrieved and was dragged by several sisters to be disciplined.
Today's Li Juli is a little overly beautiful, with long red and blonde hair dreamlike in the sun, wearing a dark blue sleeveless vest with a white shirt inside, a collar folded outward, a dazzling necklace around her neck, a pair of sky blue slim jeans underneath, and a pair of white high-heeled sandals inlaid with shiny water bricks, revealing slender jade fingers painted with pink nails.
Li Juli looks young and fashionable, and Li Linhao, who is commonplace in the entertainment industry, couldn't help asking: "Madam, why are you so beautiful today?" ”
The particularly pink lips seem to be embellished with a little starlight, extremely beautiful, Li Linhao is almost a little moved, after all, he used to be a goddess-level figure he admired, and now although they have been together for a long time, they still never get tired of seeing it.
Li Linhao gently pursed the corners of his mouth and laughed softly: "I've always been so beautiful, okay?" ”
Li Linhao touched his nose and said with a look of contempt: "Madam, you have been arrogant recently, and you have learned to be narcissistic." ”、
Maybe it was really infected by Li Linhao, and the lady, who has always been known for her elegance, actually said with some stinky fart: "Learn OPPA yours, besides, I'm already very beautiful, aren't I?" How, does it feel good to have a lady like me? ”
Li Linhao, who has always been extremely narcissistic on the screen, of course refuted not to be outdone: "Madam, you are wrong, brother, I am also super handsome, okay?" You should be taking me with you a lot of face. ”
"Poof"
Li Juli couldn't help but smile, she liked Li Linhao's childlike personality a little, of course, Li Linhao would only be revealed in the show.
Li Juli didn't continue to talk about it, but said with high interest: "OPPA, let's go make lunch together." ”
"Do it yourself."
Li Linhao naturally fell on her plump thighs, yawned and planned to sleep.
Li Juli smiled and reached out to the soft ...... of Li Linhao's waist A few minutes later, Li Linhao squatted in the corner of the kitchen with a constipated face, and Li Juli, who was wearing a pink apron, walked happily around the study kitchen.
Li Linhao, who folded green vegetables, complained dissatisfiedly: "Madam, you are not gentle at all now. ”
"Isn't it true that I'm still in charge of the kitchen? OPPA, you're just helping, okay, besides, don't you think that's what a couple should be? Harmony, warmth and romance. ”
"Ai, where did you hear the ghost truth, husband and wife should be women in charge of the house, and men should be in charge of their careers outside to make money to support their families."
Li Juli, who was carrying a kitchen knife, turned around and said with a smile: "Then OPPA will hand over your money to me." ”
Li Linhao suddenly cried with a sad face and silently continued to fold vegetables, Li Juli's counterattack ability has become more and more powerful, and sure enough, the name of the belly black house is not called in vain.
The two of them made a hearty lunch in harmony, the whole room was filled with aroma, Li Juli smiled triumphantly: "OPPA, don't you feel a sense of accomplishment?" ”
Li Linhao pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "What is there to achieve, I can command you to do it, and I can only have a sense of accomplishment when I sit." ”
"OPPA, what do you say?"
The slender hand of the black-bellied dweller quietly stretched out from under the table, smiling and harmless.
Li Linhao swallowed his saliva secretly, don't look at Li Juli's usual quiet and elegant, but if she is familiar with it in private, she likes to play tricks on people, so she is called the belly black house, the last time she caught a fake snake and almost scared Bao Lan, Bao Lan ran away with a family bucket and spread her feet. Let Li Linhao, who wants to maintain a sense of majesty in the company, be very happy.
Li Linhao looked sneered, and now the belly black house is becoming more and more presumptuous, and he is more and more able to restrain him.
After eating a few bites, Li Linhao looked at Li Juli with a smile on his face, and suddenly his heart moved, and he proposed with some interest: "Madam, let's drink this hot soup, whoever drinks slowly will be punished." ”
Looking at the steaming hot soup, Li Juli asked vigilantly, "What kind of punishment do you tell me first?" ”
Li Linhao smiled and said: "I've known you for so long, almost all of you have that fascinating smile on your face, I haven't seen you angry, and I haven't seen you sell cute, is it okay for the loser to have a set of expressions?" ”
Li Juli refused without thinking, joking, she doesn't look like her image is completely ruined, she is the princess in T-ara, what if she eats too much and she gets fat?
Li Linhao squinted his eyes and was a little contemptuous: "I know you don't dare, don't quibble, I know you're afraid of being fat, well, you must be afraid of becoming a cute little fat paper, hum, it's really a woman." ”
"I, who said I wouldn't dare, I'm just afraid that you will lose and be embarrassed." Li Juli was really caught off whelm, and her face was red and quibble.
Li Linhao pretended to be indifferent and said: "What do I have to be afraid of, don't you know that my videos have tens of millions of views on the Internet?" Now everyone knows that I am a man who can be both glamorous and cute. ”
Li Juli was a little speechless, really! She still has that video on her phone, and she can laugh and cry every time she watches it several times when she is unhappy.
Li Juli was still provoked by Li Linhao to succeed, and there is no need to guess the ending, Li Linhao defeated Li Juli with an absolute advantage.
Watching Li Linhao take out his mobile phone and smile Li Juli hated her teeth, she was really, she knew it was a pit and jumped down, in front of Li Linhao, she had lost her former calmness, everything went under his control, but she was willing.
After adjusting the camera, Li Linhao was still very dedicated and said seriously: "Now, start!" ”
"Grievances"
Li Juli pursed her lower lip, her eyes pitiful.
"Happy"
Li Juli bared her white teeth and smiled so that her eyes narrowed into a beautiful front.
"Angry!"
Li Juli shook her claws and gritted her gums, and let out a fierce humming sound.
"Lovely!"
Li Juli pouted, her eyes widening with smoke.
"Aha~~~~"
Li Linhao has been amused by success, and patted the sofa frantically, it was the first time he had seen his wife so cute, it was really beautiful.
Li Juli said a little depressed: "Laugh, laugh, laugh, I'll let the program team delete it afterwards." ”
"Oh, sorry, I've already posted it on Twitter."
"Ah, OPPA, are you looking for a draw?!"
Li Juli snatched the phone angrily, and saw that it had been uploaded and hugged her forehead with a bitter smile, and her princess image was completely ruined, because she had already seen that there were comments being refreshed.
[My wife's expression is shot continuously, put two first, ahaha, you beg me? ] Is there a beautiful gry? 】
"Oh my God, what do I see? Ahhhh
"Ai-Si, madam, we don't allow you to sell cute, we will be cute to death, woo, Li Linhao put all the photos quickly."
"Please put all the pictures, it's just beautiful, it turns out that Li Juli still has such a cute side."
"Why, isn't my lady elegant and quiet? Li Linhao, what did you do to our princess?! ”
"Please spare our princess, but Li Linhao, how did you do it? My princess, though you are no longer elegant, I find myself falling in love with you all the more. ”
Li Juli looked at the message in a daze, and asked a little suspiciously: "OPPA, do they like me like that?" ”
Li Juli is a little incomprehensible, aren't men all girls who like quiet and elegant girls? Why did her several consecutive shots get such an enthusiastic response?
In fact, Li Linhao also likes to die, and his wife's angry and aggrieved appearance is really cute.
When Li Linhao was about to say something, the doorbell rang, he had to go out to open the door, and the program crew handed over a red card.
Li Juli also put down her cute photos for the time being, and asked with some curiosity; "OPPA, what's the task?"
[PS: Thank you Tessie Yunli, play a song of joy and sorrow for the reward, I'm sorry for being late, but the queen doesn't ask for anything this time, just a reward, sincerely, because of some private things, the queen of heaven knelt, and I have borrowed more than 20,000 yuan from others and don't know if it's enough, and the running man's book This month's reward income is only 200 yuan, maybe everyone will say that the queen is cheeky, but the queen just wants to reduce some of the burden when she repays her debts next month, as for what the reason the queen of heaven will not say, otherwise everyone will say that the queen of heaven is hypocritical, thank you sincerely. 〕