Twenty-five rounds

"I'm back."

"Hah, you still know to come back?"

Mom is angry, and the consequences are serious!

"You don't tell me and run out all of a sudden, do you know how worried I am? One by one, my friends asked if they had seen you in the past! ”

"I told you."

"Hey! And quibble! "Mom used the ear-pulling magic skill, and the pain was so painful that I wanted to die, "I said that I would go out and come back at three o'clock, and now it's six o'clock!" If you're not punctual, forget it, make a phone call, and turn off your phone if you don't call! ”

"There's no power, Mom!"

My mother looked at me suspiciously and muttered, "I think I need to get some new 'mobile phone out of battery anxiety virus' to infect my son, otherwise I won't be able to contact him." ”

"Mom! Don't, I'm your own son, how can I get the virus! ”

Mom tried to hide her sinister smile with her hands, but the half-concealed smile was more intimidating.

"Just kidding!" Mom shrugged, "I'm kidding, baby, you're kidding too." But ah, my jokes are just for fun, but yours ......"

Sure enough, it's my mother, who has lived together for so long, and I can't hide anything from her old man.

"Why are you so anxious?"

……

"Yo! Why don't those bear kids pester you today? ”

I lay on the couch looking like a dead man, even though I was "dead" in a sense.

"I said that I am like this, so the child still has a little conscience."

"Wow, get up!"

Every day, he helped me up and made me sit a little upright.

"What's wrong with you? Sick? Viruses and anything like that don't work for us, and you don't look like you've taken the parts apart. ”

"Some things on my mind......"

Laughing every day.

"Trapped in love? If you're shy, I can help you confess to Xiaoyu! ”

"Thank you for your kindness."

Every day's face sank, and a nameless fire seemed to be ignited in his heart.

"What kind of attitude...... Just say what's going on! ”

……

"Well, I know I said the wrong thing, it's really hard to say this kind of thing. I don't have much to say...... You're terrible! ”

The weather was so hot that he turned around and left, because he was in too much of a hurry, he bumped into Matt who was passing by, and before Matt got angry, he snorted at him every day, and then left.

"I'm 'beep-'! What's wrong with these? Matt poured himself a sip of liquor.

Matt noticed something was wrong with me, lifted the corners of his mouth, sat down next to me, and brought the mouth of the bottle under my nostrils.

"Isn't it fragrant?"

"Pungent ......"

"Duck (useless people)!"

He drank all the contents of the bottle, and seemed to shout with sixty percent artificiality: "It's so cool! "His purpose is very simple, that is, to mock me for being a sissy who does not dare to smoke or drink.

"I said, I thought your 'beep-' was stunted and not interested in women, but I didn't expect you to be a little interested, where did you touch that on a sunny day just now? Buttocks? Chest? Or ......"

"Nope."

Matt shook his finger at me.

"Nope."

Matt frowned.

"Nope."

"Cut! You're a man, why ......?"

"I'm sorry, I'm really not in the mood to talk to you about this right now......"

I got up to leave, and Matt's unrepeating expletives came from behind me.

……

"Hello everyone! Today, I Zhou Xi is back with honor, and I invite you to shine more light in the next school life! ”

There was a lot of discussion in the audience, it seems that Zhou Xi's original popularity is really bad.

The tattered one I noticed before, leaning against the corner of the wall, is exactly like the seat used to punish students is Zhou Xi's throne. I used the word "throne" to decorate her seat with no irony, and I watched her proudly put her turnip legs on the table, take out a sound-off 3DS game console from her backpack to play, and take a few sips of blueberry juice in a glass bottle when she was thirsty. There is Zhou Xi's private sphere, where she seems to be free, as long as it does not affect other people's "serious" study, she can do whatever she wants.

"The essentials of system naming are to first find the longest chain, and start with the end with the most branches, so that its algebraic sum is the smallest ......"

Teacher Ye was suddenly silent.

"I said, it's just a Zhou Xi sitting in the back, and it's not a rare beast like a panda, why do you always look behind!"

It's impossible not to affect others or anything.

Class is over......

Sister Min Min said to me, "Huo Xie, why are you listless. ”

"Thank you."

"I was in a hurry to thank you and then perfunctory, if there is anything to say, I can solve it and I will help you, even if you can't help, it's better to say it than to hold it in your heart."

"Actually......"

……

"Well, it seems that I may not be able to help, sister, but I don't think things will be as you think, and you are not a prophet."

My heart was a little relieved.

"Yes!"

"Prophet?" Zhou Xi suddenly appeared, "Who is calling me?" ”

"Zhou Xi."

"What...... It's you......"

Zhou Xi gave Sister Min Min a smile and then blew her beard at me, even though she didn't have a beard.

"I tell you, I am a prophet with a script, I know the mysteries of our world, I know the future, I know the past!"

"Could it be that Zhou Xi, your ability is to concretize the past and the future into written words?"

Sister Min Min is forcibly explaining Zhou Xi's nonsense, I don't deny that she has such an ability, but a person with one ability only has one ability, I don't know how she uses this ability to "let the little rascal fly for a while".

"No, no, no, I don't have that ability, it's literal, we're characters in a novel, and we're holding a script written by our author."

I complained, "How is that possible? We are characters in a novel! ”

"Tell me about my abilities. My ability is self-communication, that is, I can communicate synaesthesia with other 'me', and occasionally with myself in parallel worlds. I read an online novel in a certain world, and it was an unintentional coincidence, and the worldview, characters, and plot of the novel can all correspond to us. Because it was an interdimensional communication, it was cut off after a while, so I transcribed and copied the novel to my phone. Although because it's a novel, there are only some of the characters' stories, and the narrative is only a rough one, and the time is also jumping, but ah......"

Zhou Xi showed us his mobile phone.

"This paragraph, this paragraph is written even for our current communication."

I took a closer look, and it was really ......

"Let me see other ......"

"I know what you want to see, I can't give away the secrets, but to make you believe me, I'll show you what's ahead."

No way! Although there is an explanation that Zhou Xi is a stalker who stalks me, I think I am more willing to believe that what she says is true.

"That's it, you know how good I am, right? Hurry up and bow down! ”

I can't really take this girl.

……

"A box of German × chocolates will charge you 45 yuan."

"Boss, let's ignore the dog."

In the subway station, people come and go......

I'm looking for a familiar sound......

Sure enough, it still didn't ......

The chocolate is fine, but the buns can only be lost if no one eats them, which feels like a waste......

"Yo! Juvenile! ”

I was shocked, I thought it was someone, the guy who was selling songs and cheating money in the subway station.

"It's been a long time, I thought you were caught by a ghost and eaten!"

"What...... Such a vicious idea, can't it be that I'm tired of the life of subway singing and returning to my father's arms? ”

"I don't think you're going to give up."

"I really don't want to say 'thank you,' because it always feels like the next 'disappearance' is for a ghost."

"I'm sorry."

"If you're sorry, don't just use your mouth, say something!"

I have made a quick tribute...... Something seems wrong......

"Chocolate! And buns. The buns are good, saving that guy a meal. ”

"So......" the girl cleared her throat, "what song do you want to listen to today?" ”