Chapter 3 The Family of the Gun Master

"Ah, I'm finally back, I'm tired of two days and two nights of train," as he was saying, the little fat man hurriedly threw himself on a certain bed, and the bed made a "bang" sound, "It's still more comfortable to bed, I love it!" The little fat man was intoxicated with the satisfaction brought to him by the bed alone, and what he didn't notice was that the cannon master threw his beloved little mirror on the table in extreme anger, and the thick black line on his forehead pointed directly at the little fat man, "Your uncle, dead fat man, don't use your bloated body to destroy my beloved bed!" The little fat man rubbed his hazy sleepy eyes, "Ah...... This bed is yours, hey, I'll just say, how can my bed be so beautiful! "Then why don't you get up quickly, don't break my bed!" And the little fat man didn't seem to have the intention of getting up, but gently stroked his forehead, and looked at the cannon master quite meaningfully, "Oh, little cannon, do you say we are good brothers." Master Pao nodded heavily without thinking. I've been on the train for two days and two nights, will I be tired? Pao Ye continued to nod, "And when your brother is tired, can he sleep in your bed?" "That's right......" "That's it, I'm tired as your brother now, and I want to sleep in your bed, so it's decided, uh-huh, I'll sleep for a while!" Master Pao seemed to understand something, and the anger that had just eased appeared on his face again, "Your uncle, I haven't finished talking yet, you get up for me!" The little fat man didn't raise his head again, buried his head and said, "Ann, Ann, it's just a little sleeping, uh...... If you're bored, make my bed! Uh-huh, I'm asleep, Mom-Dam! Less than two minutes after the little fat man's voice fell, there was a rhythmic snoring sound from the bed he was sleeping on, and Pao Ye's face also continued to change in white, black, yellow and green in this burst of snoring, the thin and tall Huo Ye and the second dog had to shrug their shoulders and helplessly find an earplug to block their ears.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......" The little fat man didn't know how long he had been asleep, at least in his concept, a piercing bell rang in his ears, and he was stunned to wake him up from his deep sleep, if I knew who disturbed my sleep, I would definitely not spare him, the little fat man muttered in his heart, "Hey, who are you, I'm sleeping, there is something waiting for me to call you, by!" After saying this sentence at a super fast speed, the little fat man hung up the phone with peace of mind, continued to fall asleep, and tried to continue to sleep in the beautiful sleep just now, "You are my little apple, how much I love you...... "Heaven does not fulfill people's wishes, this piercing bell rang rampantly again, and the little fat man had to plug his ears with both hands, "As long as I don't answer the phone, that person will definitely not call again!" The little fat man thought to himself. However, in fact, the perseverance of the person on the other end of the phone is extraordinary, and the helpless little fat man had to press the answer button after countless struggles, "Your uncle, Wang Cannon, you are tired of living......" The little fat man did not speak, and the other end of the phone was like a cannon This roaring female voice, from the sound can definitely imagine how strong the anger of the owner of the voice is at this time. But our little fat man was frightened by this roar, and kept soothing his chest with his spare hand, and repeatedly muttered in his heart, "Mom, I'm scared to death!" After a pause of about 5 seconds, the little fat man responded weakly: "What, I'm not Wang Cannon, what ......" Just when the little fat man wanted to continue to say something, a thunderous roar suddenly came from his ears, "Dead fat man, who asked you to touch my mobile phone", the little fat man couldn't help but turn his head, trying to find the maker of the thunder, and what he saw was: The gun master used his hands that were still stained with water droplets on his waist, his face was flushed, and his round eyes contained a firelight. "What's that, little cannon, I really didn't do anything...... "The cannon snatched the phone angrily, "You sleep in my bed, forget it, you still use my phone, you big villain, hum!" The little fat man looked at the angry appearance of the cannon master, and he really couldn't explain anything (maybe it was a quibble), so he had to say weakly: "What, it seems that your little orangutan is calling you!" "What...... You...... I hate you" Pao Ye glared at the little fat man fiercely, and just when the little fat man thought that Pao Ye was going crazy, he was just about to slip away, but an incredible scene happened in front of him: Pao Ye quickly put the mobile phone to his ear, and the angry face was immediately replaced by a flattering smile, and said softly: "My cute little orangutan, I miss you so much!" Even though the cannon master is so gentle, the decibel of the voice on the other end of the phone is still as high as ever, just when the little fat man can't cry or laugh, the cannon master dog hugged his waist and said in a more soft voice: "Little orangutan, people are wrong, you forgive them!" And in the next ten minutes, Pao Ye was stunned and responded with a smile and an extremely soft voice in the high-decibel roar on the other end of the phone. The phone call of ten minutes was not long, so the little fat man kept watching the movements and tone of the cannon intently, and at the same time smiled in his heart, and even in the end, the little fat man actually laughed while patting the bed board.

"The little gorilla told us to go to the cafeteria together." After answering the phone, the gun master said calmly to the little fat man. After that, the little fat man wiped his nose with his right hand and shouted loudly, "Huo Ye, Ergouzi, the cannons told us to eat!" As soon as the words fell, a huge palm pressed down on the top of the little fat man's head, "Roar your sister!" The little fat man raised his head, looked at the cannon master helplessly, and said weakly: "...... No, get used to it...... You don't need to work so hard......" When the thin and tall Huo Ye and the second dog who heard the voice rushed over, they happened to see the scene where the big palm of the cannon man pressed down on the little fat man, the two glanced at each other, a light smile climbed up their faces, and muttered in unison: "There is a play!" But I didn't expect that the little fat man would respond to the abuse of the cannon master with a very helpless expression (at least Huo Ye and the second dog thought it was abuse), the two were stunned for a moment, and the second dog blurted out: "Boss, with your character, you should directly drag the cannon out to fight!" The second dog knew that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately covered his mouth, while the other three still cast fierce eyes at the same time. The second dog only felt that the eyes of the three of them were about to crush themselves. "Aren't we going to eat?" The thin and tall Huo Ye Yuanchang said.

So, soon, there were four such people walking on the campus path: a burly man in a blue shirt walked in the front with a gloomy face, a thin tall man in a padded jacket and a little fat man in a blue shorts and shorts were talking softly in the middle, and at the end was a fat man in a pink short suit, with a helpless expression that made his face look extremely round.