"Xiao Chen, stand up, first of all, I'll take a brief assessment of your medical skills on behalf of your master." The master looked at Xiao Chen coldly.

"I'll only ask you three questions, and if you answer all three correctly, then you'll pass the test."

"Yes, master, you ask."

Xiao Chen replied confidently.

I finally rested in suspense, it turned out that the master just wanted to assess himself, and he didn't mention money at all. Then, the 100,000 bonus has finally been saved.! No, now there are only 80,000 left......

Of course, Xiao Chen was also very puzzled in his heart, why did everything have to be re-evaluated. This is the final exam or what is the exam? Take the test, test your brother-in-law's test! Xiao Chen felt a little annoyed in his heart. Fortunately, the medical skills are just a "simple" assessment.

"First question, what is the vocation of a doctor?" The master asked.

Xiao Chen replied: "A doctor's vocation is to save lives and help the world, but I am not a doctor. It's just that I know how to heal. ”

"Correct." The master nodded.

"The second question, the clinical manifestations of pancreatic cancer ......" the master paused, "Forget it, it's disgusting, you can just answer, how to treat it?" ”

Xiao Chen replied: "Okay, modern technology is currently mainly based on surgical treatment, combined with comprehensive treatment such as radiotherapy and chemotherapy, but the mortality rate is extremely high. As for traditional Chinese medicine, it seems that there is still nothing to be done about it. However, if the patient's airway can be opened, the potential in the patient's body can be explored, and the immunity can be increased, it may be able to be cured automatically, and if some hidden acupoints in the human body can be found and stimulated through acupuncture, the potential of the human body can also be stimulated, and the treatment effect is similar to that after opening the airway. ”

"Correct." The master nodded with satisfaction.

In fact, the master didn't know much about medical skills, he just tested Xiao Chen casually according to the teacher's explanation, and the master asked Xiao Chen to ask a thousand medical questions, but the master only asked three questions. Xiao Chen's master thought to himself, a thousand questions, you have to ask a thousand times, and at the same time you have to check the answers a thousand times, this is not tiring people to blame. So, just ask three questions. Xiao Chen didn't want to hang the pot to help the world, why did he learn so well.

Xiao Chen wanted to laugh in his heart, it turned out that he was so good at fooling the master.

In fact, as long as it is cancer, no matter what kind of cancer, it is a comprehensive treatment of surgery and chemotherapy. Of course, Xiao Chen's vision is not impossible, he is currently researching and exploring the dark points of the human body, he believes that this is definitely a bright way to treat terminal diseases, but it is still in the exploration stage.

There are only more than two hundred dark holes that Xiao Chen knows now. And all the Ming Cave Xiao Chen has long been familiar with. Otherwise, the substitute trainer will not suffer such a big loss.

"Question 3, how many pores are there on a human body?"

Xiao Chen thought to himself, wow, the medical assessment is so simple, Lao Tzu can answer with his eyes closed, and immediately replied: "Uh, this, let me think about how to answer, let's put it this way, it is said that there are 100 to 120 pores per square centimeter of skin, then, the area of the human body can be multiplied by 100 to 120 to get how many pores, because each person's body area is different, so the number of pores will also be different." ”

"Alright, the medical skills are passed!"

"Yay!" Xiao Chen was overjoyed, it's so simple!

The master also showed a smile on his face, and patted Xiao Chen's shoulder: "It seems that you will be able to leave the school soon, as long as you pass the theoretical assessment of pickling girls, you can become a teacher, as for the practical aspect, I will still observe in the future, you are my apprentice, as your master, I can't watch you beat the single, so, in order to improve your ability to pick up girls, below, focus on the theoretical knowledge of pickling girls." ”

Xiao Chen frowned: "Master, didn't you ask a lot of questions last time?" Why do you have to ask? It's not impossible to ask, but can the master answer the apprentice's question first. ”

"Yes, just ask." The master said.

"You always teach me how to pick up girls, and ask me to be a suave man, but why don't you yourself be suave and suave, but only have a wife?" Xiao Chen let it out, this question has bothered him for a long time, when will he ask it if he doesn't ask it today? I don't know if the master will get angry.

Fortunately, the master didn't get angry, but smiled slightly: "This is very simple, because the teacher is not as handsome as you." ”

"Well, that's easy enough." Xiao Chen can be regarded as convinced of his master, and the reason for this self-harm can be explained. But also, no matter how you look at the master, it has nothing to do with the handsome word. At most, it gives people a very manly feeling.

The master said: "Okay, let's get down to business, the theoretical assessment of pickled girls has begun, with a total of 100 questions, one point for each question, and 90 points for passing." Question 1: What is a beautiful woman? ”

"A woman who can make my heart flutter at a glance is a beauty."

"If you answer correctly, you get one point."

"Question 2, when you see a beautiful woman, how would you talk to her?"

Xiao Chen said: "I will walk over, bump her, and then tell her, you are so beautiful." ”

"Wrong, zero points."

"Uh, master, how do I talk to me?" Xiao Chen wondered.

The master snorted: "When you see a beauty, you should walk over, kiss her on the face, and then tell her, beauty, do you have a boyfriend?" If so, tell him to get away, because I've got a crush on you. ”

"Ah, won't she call me shameless?" Xiao Chen looked at the master and said. Xiao Chen thought to himself, I can't blame me for failing the assessment all the time, no one can pass such a shameless approach.

"So you're stupid," the master slapped Xiao Chen, and then said, "How can you pick up a girl if you're not shameless?" So, you have to be shameless, shameless, shameless, the more shameless you are, the more girls you will bubble! ”

Xiao Chen nodded, in order to pass the assessment, I can only answer shamelessly, well, that's it.

"Continue, question 3, when you like a pure, kind, and beautiful little girl, how do you chase people down?"

"It's simple, just force her up." Xiao Chen pretended to be cold and said. I thought confidently, I should get a point for this question!

"Despicable! Zero points! ”

The master was furious, "Xiao Chen, what happened in the future, don't say that I taught you, I didn't teach you to sin." ”

Xiao Chen immediately regretted in his heart: "It turns out that shamelessness and despicability are two different things, you can be shameless, but you can't be despicable, but how can you tell the difference between them?" I really don't understand! Why does the master always dig a pit for me to jump! ”

"Fourth question, what are the taboos of pickling girls?"

Xiao Chen said: "There are a lot of taboos about picking up girls, mainly including: too active, too anxious, talking quietly, stammering, twisting and pinching, talking little, dull, sloppy clothes, not knowing how to care about each other, not being humorous, confessing too directly, not creating opportunities, etc., in fact, to put it bluntly, I personally think that as long as you are handsome and rich, everything is under control." So, although my assessment results are not very good, I ask myself, I have mastered the essence of pickling girls! ”