Chapter 493: The Land of Sunflowers
Before he came to Z City, Lu Su was very interested in a question, that is, what would happen if such an undisciplined person as Eryue Dao met Chu Qianque.
Later, he overheard a conversation between the two.
"Why are you bare-assed! Poor? β
"I'm old and rich, and I don't know what to wear if I'm rich."
"Want to make money?"
"Yes!"
"Sure enough, I'm still poor! Give you 10,000 yuan, eat or not! β
The Ear Moon Knife was silent for a short time, and then said: "Don't be disgraced, playboy, your behavior has violated my bottom line......"
"What about 100,000?"
"Well, if I say I won't eat it, will you add any more money?"
"Yes!"
"Add as much as you want!"
"Two hundred thousand!"
"Look at how 300,000 you are, I promise to eat happily!"
Where's your festival just gone! Lu Su, who was watching from the sidelines, thought to himself.
"200,000 is the lowest!" Chu Qianque put on a posture of talking about business.
"You really can't add more?"
"Two hundred thousand once!"
"Wait!"
"Two hundred thousand twice!"
"Okay, I'll eat! The big husband dares to act! β
It's all, what kind of faΓ§ade do you support. Lu Su smiled and said nothing.
"Deal!"
Lu Su interjected: "Eryue Knife, I'll tell you bad news!" β
"What?"
"He really has so much money, and it's like taking out 200,000 yuan to play."
"Oh!" The ear moon knife blinked, "This is good news, come on, who pulls!" β
In the end, this unconscionable transaction was stopped by Jin Xuan, and she said: "Scoundrel Chu, if you dare to do such an excessive thing, I will incite you!" β
Later, this kind of undisciplined thing was staged again in the camp. On the morning of the third day, Lu Su was sleeping, yesterday day he was so tired that he felt a person next to him in a daze, naked, he habitually turned sideways and hugged it, touched the flat chest, and then the hard-tied abdominal muscles...... Then he woke up in a cold sweat.
"Ear Moon Knife, why are you sleeping under my quilt?"
"Didn't do anything!"
"Where's your own quilt?"
The two of them and Chu Qianque slept in a tent, Lu Su caught a glimpse of Chu Qianque looking this way, and when he looked over there, Chu Qianque hurriedly lay down and pretended to be asleep...... Apparently there's something.
"Didn't you bet again?"
"Hey, Brother Gongzi bet if I can sleep with you for half an hour, 200,000!"
"How long have you slept next to me?"
"It's been more than twenty minutes, bear with me, it'll be over soon, I'll invite you to dinner!"
"How poor you are!"
The beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, Lu Su wanted to endure it.
Eryue Dao was lying bored, turned around, and asked with a wicked smile: "Why don't you sleep with Jin Duan?" β
"It's in plain sight, and the impact is not good!"
He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you guys over that?" β
"you!"
He asked with a lewd face: "I heard that she is your aunt, how do you talk when you are there...... 'Auntie, you are so tight!' ''Nephew, push harder!'' ββ
"I'm your uncle!"
Lu Su finally couldn't bear it anymore and crawled out of the bed: "Don't you want to make money!" I'm not with you anymore. β
"Don't, don't!"
Chu Qianque looked at his watch and said with a smile: "Twenty-nine minutes, the challenge failed!" β
This time, it was completely his mouth that gave away 200,000 yuan, and this guy sat up with a depressed face, bowed his head and apologized: "Brother Lu Su, I was wrong!" β
"Don't talk to me!" Lu Su was still angry.
"Brother Lu!" Chu Qianque took out a check for 200,000 yuan and stuffed it into Lu Su's hand, "Take it and get angry." β
Lu Su was thinking about his own ways to fix this guy, but a guy like him with zero discipline, whether he ran naked or ate, it was not lethal to him. β¦,
"Hey, do you dare to make a bet with me?" Lu Su said.
"Okay!" The Ear Moon Knife became excited.
"As long as you do one thing, the 200,000 will be yours!"
"Please!"
"You still have a righteous and awe-inspiring look, you really haven't had a temperate temperance!"
"It's better than me!" Chu Qianque said.
"The big husband can bend and stretch!"
Lu Su raised his hands, a women's bra appeared in his left hand, and women's underwear appeared in his right hand, and the original owner of the clone was of course brocade, he said: "Put on this and walk around the garrison for a long time, and I will give you 200,000!" β
This kind of thing really hit him, Ear Moon Knife scratched his face, and said embarrassedly: "This is very embarrassing!" β
"Face is nothing, money is real."
"Makes sense!"
There is still a sincere expression of agreement!
He said, "Well, if I don't say it's okay, will you add money?" β
"Impossible!"
"200,000 is too little!"
"Two hundred thousand once!"
"Okay, I'll wear it!"
What a quick promise!
This morning, there was a spectacle in the camp, wearing a three-point ear moon knife scratching his head there, and Jin Duan was surprised when he saw it: "Who is this guy wearing?" β
"Yours, it's just a copy!"
Jin Duan showed a disgusting expression, then rushed into the tent, and when he came back, he held the same set of underwear in his hand and stuffed it into Lu Su's hand: "Take it and burn it, I don't want to wear it anymore!" β
"What a pity!"
"It's a pity that you can wear it yourself."
The promised supplies did not come for several days, and as a result, Lu Su could only overdraw his demon power every day, and the amount of food he and Jin Duan had doubled. People who didn't know that they shared the secret of demon power were quite strange about this, such as Worm Ting, who asked, "Sister Jin, why do you eat so much!" β
"There's a baby in the belly." Ear Moon Knife said.
"Put P, how is it possible!"
"It's a miracle that you don't grow breasts after eating so much!"
"Die!"
As soon as she flipped the table, she was about to fight, and she was so frightened that she apologized again and again.
However, the difference between him and Chu Qianque is that he has to play poor when he is threatened, and he is so cheap! He said in a low voice, "Is your child Lu Su's cousin or son?" β
Jin Duan grabbed the ear moon knife and threw it into the sky with a "drink".
Long Kui on the side was so frightened that he didn't dare to eat, and Lu Su took the opportunity to educate: "You know how terrible she is." β
"Eun!"
After eating, Worm Ting suddenly took out a few digital photos: "Look, the result of our expedition today!" β
The photo was so dark that I couldn't see anything.
"What's this? African nocturnal wanderer? β
"Hole in the ground!" After that, he took out another one, and there was a big dog in the photo, but the scale was so small that I couldn't see who was sitting inside.
"Obediently rumbling hole, this hole is so deep!" Lu Su said.
"Wait!" Yan Butterfly said (he was also eating at the same table), "Let me see, Worm Girl." β
"Give!"
Yan cut the butterfly, the bone jackal and Dai Xue got together to look at these photos, and the bone jackal said: "Was it taken with the camera on the big dog?" β
"That's right!"
"This could be the main cave!" Yan Chop Butterfly said, "If it's not good, we can find the direction where the whale came from." β
"Captain, let's go see tomorrow?"
"Tonight!" Yan Butterfly said to Worm Ting and Long Kui, "Please lead the way." β
"Yay!" The two children cheered.
In the past two days, they have been playing with mecha worth tens of millions every day, and their proficiency is close to that of the five team members. Lu Su was too tired to go that night, so he took advantage of the fact that they were all going to explore the crypt and came to the tent with Jin Duan.
I heard that what they stumbled upon was really the main cave, and the direction was pointing to the northwest, so Yan Butterfly told the headquarters about the situation, and later sent someone to find a volcano, which seemed to be the place where the whale was awakened...... But these things really don't have much to do with them. β¦,
In the past few days, Yan Butterfly has not been idle, on the one hand, he searched for Liu Mengyuan's whereabouts, and on the other hand, he gathered those victims in a safe place, which was originally a school, where there was electricity, water, and a place to sleep, but there was nothing to eat, so Lu Su still had to help every day.
When these victims were transferred, the idle Eryue Dao stood there and watched, looked at the unkempt women obscenely, and praised: "Well, this woman is good, plump...... Well, this woman is good, skinny...... Well, this woman is good, her feet and neck are very sexy! β
"You seem to be a woman, right, pervert!" Lu Su said.
"Whoever said it, at least it's alive!"
Judging from what happened when he arrested Lou Ruins last time, his defense is not tenable at all.
"Do you know what profession I envy the most?" Ear Moon Knife said.
"What?"
"Psychiatrist! As soon as the female patient comes, then closes the door, offers a cup of tea, touches the other person's hand and says, 'You can understand your feelings, let me soothe you with my body!' 'What a profession full of dedication!' β
"It's disgusting! Your description is nothing short of a cowherd! β
"What is a cowherd?"
"He specializes in this kind of work, but he doesn't give tea or wine."
"And such a good career!?"
In fact, the matter of rescuing the victims is not under the control of the demon team, but Zhang Yi asked Yan to stay first, and then return to the headquarters after rescuing the victims. It seems that there has been such a big disaster, Zhang Yi is afraid that his position as director will not be guaranteed, and he wants to do something desperately to make up for it, and of course the burden falls on the shoulders of him, the temporary commander-in-chief.
If it was in the past, he would probably leave these victims behind and immediately return to the headquarters! I have to say that this cold-blooded guy has changed a little.
Lu Su asked Yan Chop Butterfly when she would be able to go home, and Yan Chop Die said, "It's okay to wait for the supplies to arrive, aren't you very happy here?" β
"Happy ghost, I'm so tired every day!"
On the fifth day, the first batch of relief supplies arrived, a total of three truckloads of drinking water and food, and the reason why it was so slow seemed to be that the roads around Z City had been dilapidated and there was a large-scale subsidence.
But this is not enough for a hundred thousand people! So Lu Su still has to help every day.
In the past, the city would take into account the problem of defense, and the enemy could not rush in as soon as the city gate was closed, but now the city no longer has such a function, just like in Plants vs. Zombies, a piece of land full of sunflowers, although it has the strongest productivity, but only a small wave of zombies can destroy this land, and it is difficult to rebuild.
But if you compare it like this, aren't you one of these zombies?
(Here's when a hypothetical reader writes: "Ah, unscrupulous author, are you going to start an endless routine again?") "The answer is no, the daily life here won't be too long, it's a small buffer before the ethereal event begins! The progress of the end times is only 30% at this point. οΌ