"He really can't drink!"

Lu Su, who was crazy after drinking, suddenly fell into the sofa and fell asleep, and Worm Ting looked at his strange sleeping appearance holding a wine bottle.

Jin Duan stuck out his tongue: "I don't know." ”

"I was almost ...... by him," Worm Ting said fearfully.

"Let him sleep. Come here, worm, let's go dance. ”

"Oh, I won't!"

"I won't either, I can follow the example of others, let's go!"

Jin Duan dragged Worm Ting into the dance floor strongly, although the two of them had a super ability to imitate movements because of their martial arts practice, but when they walked into the dance floor where the dim laser lights were dangling, they realized that the so-called naïve idea of learning other people's movements without understanding was completely unreliable, because in the deafening music, these crazy people were twisting their bodies completely at will.

"Are these people being controlled?" Worm Ting said with a glare.

"How the hell are you jumping?"

Jin Duan grabbed a kid who was dancing and asked, "Hey, who danced correctly." ”

Originally, he was grabbed by the back collar and wanted to get angry, but when the kid saw Jin Duan's angel-like face, his voice suddenly stammered: "Ah...... That ......"

"Speak quickly!"

"You can jump as much as you want."

"I see...... I thought I was going to learn! . ”

With a push of his hand, the kid fell into the crowd, and Jin Duan turned his face: "You can jump as much as you want!" ”

"How do you jump?"

"Look at me!"

Jin Duan slapped his left hand twice, slapped his right hand twice, and then kicked his heels with his waist crossed, lightly nodded his head twice, and then repeated this action, although it looked a little funny, but it was interpreted by her posture, and the coherence of the movements was very strong, but it was very beautiful.

She squeezed her eyes and said proudly, "This is the clapping dance I created!" ”

Worm Ting was very cramped at first, and slowly began to move her hands and feet, and finally turned into a large "dance" movement, and many people around stopped and watched in amazement at this girl in ancient costumes "dancing"!

"Worm, what are you dancing, it's so ugly!"

"Eighth set of radio gymnastics!" Insect Ting was doing chest expansion exercises with a serious face.

"What kind of play is this!"

"Didn't you say you could jump casually?"

"It's ugly! Come, sister will teach you veneer dance! ”

"What is a veneer dance?"

The so-called veneer dance is two people face to face, body dancing, Jin Duan is also seen on TV, watching the teaching video of the master of Kongjue can be remembered only once, and this level of dance steps can also be easily remembered in the head.

"Learn my moves!"

"Oh, good!"

"Is it fun?"

"I'm so nervous......"

The faces of the two of them, who were red from alcohol, almost touched the tip of their nose and pressed together, their eyes stared at their eyes, and Insect Ting looked away uncomfortably, and the movements of her hands and feet were very stiff.

"Stupid!" Jin Duan scolded affectionately.

"Sister Jin is stupid!"

"Reach out!"

"Oh...... Oh! ”

"Turn around!"

"My clothes have been stepped on!"

Jin Duan looked at Worm Ting, who was clumsily turning her body, and suddenly felt like facing her sister, although she had always been alone. She tapped her nose with her slender fingers.

"What for!"

"I'm going to eat you."

Insect Ting turned around, interlocked her fingers with Jinduan, and replied seriously: "It will backfire." ”

"I don't care!"

The two laughed together.

"Miss, can I ask you to ......" An uninteresting man next to him walked up and actually noticed that there were many people of the opposite sex present in this beautiful duo.

"Get out of here!" Jin Duan suddenly grew an auxiliary arm and lifted the man away, and the auxiliary arm disappeared in an instant.

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out from behind, and the dancers on the dance floor screamed in fright and dispersed, and Jin Duan and Worm Ting also stopped and looked at the source of the gunshot.

There, Lu Su, who didn't know when, was shooting at the ceiling with a gun in one hand, and a bottle of wine in the other, staggering down, and the frightened crowd spread out in a semicircle, like a drop of cleansing medicine falling into a large oil flower.

At this point, the music also stopped.

"This guy ......" Jin Duan slapped his forehead helplessly, "You really can't drink." ”

"What to do, to stop him?"

"Let's see the excitement!" Jin Duan clasped his hands.

"Will he kill people?" Insect Ting asked worriedly.

"I know him, he won't."

The staggering Lu Su stepped off the dance floor and fired another shot, and there was a burst of exclamations from the crowd, and then he said loudly in a lazy and hard voice: "Don't move." ”

"Robbery, call the police!"

A scream came from some direction, Lu Su fired a shot in that direction, and raised his hand casually, but in fact, it interrupted the rotating lights there, and it was a little darker all of a sudden.

"It's like a man, although it's a little bad!" Jin Duan snapped his fingers and said.

The crowd had fallen silent at this time, and Lu Su walked to the center of the dance floor and shouted "Flip around!" Twelve bottles suddenly appeared in mid-air and shattered to the ground, and then he did another flip, this time replicating the couch.

He slowly took out a lighter, lit the sofa and wine on the ground, and suddenly the flames were so strong that everyone screamed again in fright, at this time Lu Suping pointed his gun at everyone, and threatened inarticulately: "Everyone...... Give me...... Dancing around the fire...... Right away! Then he lowered his voice and said coldly, "Otherwise...... Kill ......"

"It's like a badass!" Worm Ting said indignantly.

"He's drunk and I prefer it." Jin Duan said with a smile.

As a result, everyone who went to this dance hall on this day was like being caught up in a nightmare, and a madman with a real gun threatened them to dance hand in hand around the fire......

Before anyone else knew it, the madman was already on the run.

After Lu Su was brought back to his residence by Jin Duan and Insect Ting, Jin Duan poured him half a bottle of vinegar, and he was choked to wake up from his drunken and violent state.

"Ah, I didn't do anything!"

Lu Su looked at the two people in front of him, Worm Ting frowned seriously, and Jin Duan smiled evilly. The old man sat on the bed and watched the video, completely oblivious to this side of the matter.

"Can't remember?"

Lu Su held his head, the alcohol in his stomach was still surging, and he felt like vomiting. Although I was drunk at the time, I still remember what I did.

He stuck out his tongue: "I remember, let's see if you can pour me wine next time." ”

"It's so fun, I'll pour you wine next time."

"It's just playing with fire......

"You ...... me when you're drunk," Worm Ting suddenly hugged her shoulders as if she was cold.

"What, what did I do to you?"

"Hug me!"

"Isn't it......"

"The face is on my face, too." Worm Ting touched one side of her cheek.

Lu Su shuddered, looked at Jin Duan, and asked in a low voice, "Is there one?" ”

"I didn't say it clearly, but I was just hugging it like this...... We walked down the street with our arms around us from left to right, and everyone on the road was looking at you, by the way, you still have a gun in your hand! ”

Holding two guns, one left and one right, the beauties with different styles swaggering through the street, how majestic.

"I've never been so domineering in my life!"

"I won't punish you this time, you're drunk anyway!"

"Not next time......"

"Your wine is terrible!"

"Whew!"

After getting drunk at the wedding last time, he actually grabbed a mop as a microphone to officiate the wedding for the couple, and was finally coaxed out by several big men...... Some people cry after drinking, some people talk a lot after drinking, and Lu Su is the type who will go crazy when drunk.

"I hope the police don't get in trouble." Lu Su said secretly.

"Is it okay to get drunk during a fight?" Insect Ting said.

"It's dangerous...... But maybe it will work. ”

"Why?"

Lu Su pointed to his head and said: "Alcohol stimulates the brain to secrete a natural painkiller ingredient, alcohol itself is not addictive, it is this natural pain-relieving ingredient that is addictive." Therefore, in the past, drinking alcohol before surgery could also help relieve pain...... But it's still too dangerous to be unconscious. ”

"Is it the same thing to rub alcohol when you get an injection?" Jin Xuan said.

"Two different things......"

"What is an injection?" Insect Ting asked.

"The so-called injection, that is, there are too many farts in the stomach, and such a long needle is pricked into the stomach to deflate ......" Jin Duan began to mislead the explanation again.

Lu Su noticed that there were four boxes of barbecue on the table, so he asked, "Did you bring the barbecue back?" ”

"Well, I only sent it when I left, and I brought it back."

Open the lid, the fragrant smell attracted the three gluttonous insects, the special barbecue in Jiangnan Town, the taste is really better than the one at the entrance of the university campus.

"I'm going to eat this fish!" The old man said.

"I'm going to eat this fish too." Jin Duan said, "Lu Su, copy!" ”

"What if I don't?"

"So, I can't live without you!" Jin Duan smiled.

After copying a few copies, the three of them were full of praise while eating, whether it was a human or a demon, it seemed that they had a soft spot for baked food in their bones, just like primitive people dancing around the fire, and modern people going to the dance hall for entertainment, many things have not changed for thousands of years, although they have been dressed in layers of civilization.

However, after the war, the few people sitting at the same table eating barbecue have no barrier between each other, and in a sense, this life-and-death escape in S Town is still meaningful.

"Can Chu Qianque eat it?" The old man asked.

"What do you think?"

"Is it okay to grind it up and put it in that bottle?"

"He's going to die."

"Su, when will the scoundrel Chu wake ......up?"

Lu Su looked at Chu Qianque, who looked like a statue in the corner: "It's been almost three days, I don't know when I will wake up!" ”

"Alright, don't think about these indifferent things!" Jin Duan waved his hand, like throwing away a piece of garbage.

"You're really relieved."

"Hey, hey!"

"You just drank?" The old man sniffed his nose and asserted, "It's not wrong, Erguotou!" ”

"Don't be ashamed of yourself, old man...... Are you going to drink it? ”

"Bring it."

"Inverted!"

Copying out a bottle of wine on the table, Lu Su gave a special warning to Jinduan: "Don't pour any more wine." ”

"No!"

"What is this, wine?" The old man ran away and brought over a few small wine cups, the very small ones, and it was a death to drink in such a large glass in a ballroom.

"I'll drive it!" Jin Duan poured wine on the four cups, the transparent wine flickered in the light, the four of them picked it up in turn, and Jin Duan said, "Do you want to toast?" Just like in TV! ”

"There's nothing to toast to, is it...... By the way, we'll go back tomorrow, no objections. ”

"Nope!"

"Cheers then."

"It's not good to toast to this, let's change to something else......" Jin Duan said.

"For world peace!" Insect Ting said.

"Huh......" Jin Duan wrinkled his nose in disgust.

"That's good." Worm Ting argued.

"I don't care about world peace......"

The old man said, "Drink and drink, don't make such trouble." Then they drank it all, but the four of them still didn't toast, and probably this kind of ritual thing was not suitable for them at all.

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