I want to talk about the shape of my bald head and the origin of this nickname.

I wasn't bald, and I hated it.

When I was a child, my family was poor, and in order to save money, my mother could only buy me something with oil and water to eat. Speaking of which, I still admire my mother's skills, just standing outside the barbershop window and watching, I can make do with my brother and me when I come home one day.

Although the hairstyle looks like a red lacquered toilet seat that is one of the characteristics of Shanghai in the old society, after all, the money for a haircut is saved, and I always think that the hairstyle is not as important as the vegetable and meat dumplings that my wife made herself on Saturday.

But after satisfying the appetite, the classmate's hairstyle with a small middle point and a little greasy hair wax made me very jealous, and in order not to be ridiculed by my classmates for the toilet seat on my head, I could only ask my mother to bring a devil on my head into the village every once in a while, at least this is absolutely in line with the student code of the rule that does not allow long hair and strange hair.

I'm hairless, what else can the life teacher say?

In the habitual thinking of Hunan people, this person with a bald head is generally not a good bird.

Especially the years when I was in school. At that time, the young people in the society were popular to make a cloud of partiality, and the whole was backwards, and there were some avant-garde buddies who dared to make a relatively long board inch, and they had to spray hairspray hard before they dared to go out. Lest it be misunderstood that I have no money to get a haircut, so I chopped my hairstyle with a kitchen knife.

At that time, there were only two kinds of people who shaved their heads, and no one was surprised. One is the elderly, which is a personal preference, and the other is the actors in the Peking Opera Troupe, which is a professional need.

But I can't meet any of the conditions!

So every time I go out, the people around me look at me with that kind of extremely strange look. If you have a child by your side, you have to hurry up and catch a live job, and educate the child to say, "Look at it, if you don't study well, you will be like this!" If you enter the juvenile detention center, your head will look like this......

Do you think I'm wronged?

I really hated this bald look in my heart!

Maybe it's really that I hate bald head styling and hate the idea of being famous, anyway, I can't read well, but my voice is actually not bad, but I turned out to be so tossed and swayed, and I actually mixed into a band to sing.

In those days, it was difficult to say and easy to say that it was difficult to sing.

It's easy to say that the song hall was dying back then, and it was Alan Guorong who took out Wang Jie Guanjie's saliva songs, and even Xueyou wasn't very popular, anyway, it was impossible to get down one night, and it was these songs that were ordered three or four times. It wasn't until later that a grandson named He Chuan, who looked uglier than me, and his voice was so loud that he almost made me breathless, that made the brothers and sisters who were performing outside have a sense of difficulty.

The difficulty lies in the singer card, which is a road-leading type of thing that runs the rivers and lakes to sing and sing.

Back then, taking a singer certificate was no better than what hibiscus narcissus or the like is shameless now, anyway, there are people who like to hold stinky feet to help make trouble, and the more than a dozen Marxist-Leninist old ladies of the Cultural Bureau look at it at a glance, and they are not able to sing a little badly or recognize all the bean sprouts.

I guess I was lucky with shit at the time?

Maybe it's because the old lady in the black rumbling field has a bad look in her eyes, but she sees the simple and honest taste of my toilet seat hairstyle and black charcoal face that I have just accumulated for two weeks, anyway, I passed the test in such a daze.

At the beginning of this little day of running the rivers and lakes and singing, the toilet seat hairstyle that the old lady cut was not done. And when I went to the barber shop, the master also said that your hairstyle can only be repaired when it grows, and you must accumulate a certain length before you can start.

I wondered at the time, how could my mother, who was studying medicine, be able to steal a teacher's haircut so that other professional hairstylists couldn't change it?

Later, my mother's colleague told me that my wife changed dressings and took out in the dressing room, and this suturing wound has its own unique technique, which ordinary people can't imitate at all, and even if they learn, they can't learn it.

After a long time, my head is also my mother's habitual occupational disease, so I almost didn't leave a notice on my head that I can only grow cucumbers and carrots......

Mother, I've convinced you!

Then keep the long hair!

When the buddies of several bands saw that I had long hair, they immediately came to a unified standard configuration, and they all kept long hair......

Then, that's really bitter and self-aware!

You look at those long-haired men on TV with electric bass and jerking off, you feel good, right?

If you try to grow hair on your head for three days without washing it, you will know that it is not easy to run the rivers and lakes to sing him!

Every night, when I practiced until twelve o'clock, I would hurry up and rehearse a new song, or a few brothers would prick up their ears and pick up tunes.

At that time, there were no ready-made scores, so I could only rely on listening to the tapes by myself to pull out the scores of various musical instruments little by little. This toss is almost the sky is bright, eat something a little, hurry back to see Zhou Gong, and wait for the afternoon people are still confused, hurry up to make your throat sober, so as not to be embarrassed.

With this time arrangement, and back then, it was no better than now, when the streets were full of hair salons or something, that is, several state-run barber shops did business every day, and the queue was several hours! Where do I have time to wash my hair every day......

That's why when a few long hairs in my band were holding their instruments one by one, the long hairs could shake off the feeling of a Hurricane Caterina passing through.

That's an itch on the head!

Can't scratch it yet!

Especially me, I can't grab the microphone with my left hand and shout at my mouth, and scratch my head with my right hand, right?

Is that something that makes people wonder what they can't figure out?

Is this a man singing, or is there a monkey from the zoo who is singing it?

It is estimated that it is this long hair that has caused trouble.

I feel it myself, I can look better than a mandrill or something, but I don't know if it's because the lighting in the song hall is bad or what. Anyway, I still had so many women's rice silk at that time, and I bought tickets every day to come in and sit in front of me, and the eyes were still enthusiastic about one by one, and I must have been sticking to invite me to eat and eat at the end of the night every night, and if I didn't have time to go, then I bought the night and sent it over......

So here I have to say a word to a certain master of picking up tunes!

Brother Seahawk!

You said that you have a wife, isn't it good for you to go back to bed early every day to accompany your wife? Why do you spend all day long asking those little girls to buy me for the night, and you also buy what kind of dog meat or mutton you like to eat?

It wasn't until later that I did something similar that I reacted, Brother Seahawk, you just used me as a disguise, right? My pure heart back then was spoiled by an old oilman......

In fact, I still admire my mother's foresight for certain things.

My wife said that there is no lunch in the world that does not require money.

In other words, this moneyless night is not delicious!

So, when a few nights collided, I was inevitably drawn into a war between lamb and dog, grilled fish and hot pot.

To tell the truth, I'm not afraid of female compatriots scolding me for being a beast. Anyway, I thought I was pretty beautiful back then......

Four nights fight for me, or the kind of fight with beer bottles and high heels.

It's not a good idea, can it? Is it possible?

Then, that day, I was humming on the stage on the side of Guorong, and by the way, I threw three or two more than one hook up at a few nights, and the four nights below started fighting, and a bottle flew out on the spot, smashing it in front of a man.

I knew what reflexes look like!

In front of the man was a cup of tea, but I knew that it was the only kind of tea in the song hall that matched the price and quality, which means that this man knew how to enjoy it, and he was definitely the kind of master who spent a penny and enjoyed it, and he definitely didn't take money to burn bags.

In such a dark environment, so noisy music, the man's face didn't look in the direction of the fight, but the man grabbed the wine bottle as soon as he raised his hand and gently put it on the table.

Seeing the wine bottles flying and a few girls fighting, the audience was lively.

The cheers of the seedlings were cheered, and there were a few immoral homeopathic people who took advantage of the chaos to rub the oil, and the whole song hall instantly became a vegetable market, and there was almost a place to buy Mazha benches, melon seeds and peanuts......

Anyway, the song hall was stirred up that day. A group of people rushed to the owner of the song hall to ask for a refund, and there happened to be two people from the Cultural Affairs Bureau who made an unannounced visit, just to see if there were any out-of-the-ordinary programs in the song hall.

It's good now, I see a full martial arts.

What do you want to say about the audience fighting and closing the song hall?

Be! It's really not about the cabaret or anything.

But those four nights are calling me by name......

Come on!

The singer card was smashed on the spot!

At that time, the song hall was tightly managed, unlike the current ** dance grass stage team that is all over the world to exploit loopholes! If you don't take the legal way, you are a student who wants to go up and earn two yuan for lunches, and the song hall owner will not dare to take this risk.

found that once I went up to sing without a singer certificate, this time I will wait to close the door and rectify!

Anyway, I felt like the sky was falling!

With my two-tael culture, with a stinky body on the outside, is it easier for me to find a job that is easier than singing?

Could it be that I go home and find our old man to study the machinery industry?

Our old man and model worker have won countless times, and it has become common for TV stations to interview our old man, although our old man has never been hiding from anyone.

Others look at our old man very good, being a model worker is very exciting, right?

But I was a son, I don't know what the old man's model worker got in exchange?

In the machine repair industry in Hunan Province, the reputation of our old man is great.

But that's almost the old man of our family who is tired of his life!

I can't bear that sin!

That's why I said that the man who was playing with the bottle was not authentic!

That guy is from Nanjing, and his family has opened a broken eiderdown processing factory, as if this guy is just tired of doing business, so he shouldn't go out to be a soldier.

The business is not done, but this business is shrewd to observe things, this guy is absolutely left.

That's a thief!

I'm still thinking about how to go to the bosses of the Cultural Bureau to say good things, this guy here is almost an arrow in front of me, and he shouted in a broken voice: "Are you willing to be a soldier?" ”

I looked up at the guy, "Who are you?" ”

A red military ID card came to me, lieutenant, surnamed ......

I really want to write your last name, you know?

Your guy's last name is really not wrong! The whole is a ......

Forget it, anyway, you are also my boss, and you are still boiling in it, and I won't touch your moldy head, lest you bring someone to me to trouble!

Come on, I can't cheapen you guy!

That's it!

It's still the big one that's baked by the fire!

At that time, he laughed so much that he was a profiteer: "Do you want to be a soldier?" Literary and artistic soldiers, go to the army to sing for a year and send you to Xi'an Conservatory of Music for free! ”

Anyway, I definitely didn't just say this sentence at the time, and I didn't just talk to him for a few simple words. It wouldn't be really interesting to write them all, and it would be a waste of my typing energy to delay everyone's time.

Anyway, I was fooled! And at that time, there was a guy with a giant grandson by his side, that guy danced modern dance, and he was still a regional-level pacesetter who learned Lei Feng, and he was also fooled.

That's for later, let's talk about it later.

In short, my family asked me to be a soldier in an approving manner.

The old man and the old lady of our family are people with a very strong traditional concept, and the family, especially the old man, is opposed to this thing of singing outside!

So, a dozen backpacks and gone!

The destination is a certain art troupe of a certain army in Xinjiang!

It's worth mentioning that at that time, the giant grandson and I were allowed not to shave their heads, and the other recruits only got into the car after shaving their heads, so our two hairy monsters stood out in the crowd.

So my bald nickname hadn't been called yet.

One more thing. I was twenty-one at the time, which was a special move. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to wear a military uniform in my life, and there would be no story behind it......

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