Chapter 239: The Red Flag Does Not Fall at Home, and the Colorful Flags Flutter Outside
Chapter 239, the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside
Liu Xin'er, a crazy woman, really has something wrong with her brain, seeing the wind is rain, as if something doesn't happen for a day, she will be in pain and can't live.
Fang Mutian was very depressed, although he knew that he and Liu Xin'er were not dealing with each other, but now it seemed that they were simply water and fire, completely incompatible, it was originally a trivial matter, but this woman was upgraded to the height of personality and character, and greeted him vigorously in the face, making him want to strangle this woman to death.
"Bastard, who are you scolding for being insane?" Liu Xin'er gritted her teeth and glared at Fang Mutian angrily, and the bread in her hand was pinched by her.
"Guess what?" Fang Mutian snorted.
"You're the nerves, and your whole family is neurotic." Liu Xin'er stood up, a pair of beautiful eyes stared wide, although it was very good-looking, but it was full of murderous aura, if it wasn't for Xu Xinyan on the side pulling her tightly, she would have rushed over and poked a few holes in Fang Mutian's body with the fork in her hand.
Guess? I guess your sister! You scolded me, and you actually said let me guess, are you still shameless? How shameless do you want to be?
At this time, the fat man on the side chattered: "Xin'er, I didn't provoke you, you can't scold me, I'm not a psychopath, I'm normal." ”
Liu Xin'er glared: "Shut up, you and he are cousins, and it's not a good thing." ”
The fat man's face turned green, but when he saw Liu Xin'er who was furious, he quickly shut his mouth. This female devil, as Brother Tian said, is a psychopath, and now that she is sick, she must not provoke her, otherwise she will not die, and she will have to be tortured by her, but I can't afford to offend, can't I still hide?
"Shameless bastard, hurry up and say, how did you bully Sister Xinyan?" Liu Xin'er ignored the fat man, and stared at Fang Mutian in a blink of an eye.
Fang Mutian didn't answer the woman's words, but grinned, revealing a row of neat white teeth, pointing at the teeth and asking her, "Look at what this is?" ”
Liu Xin'er was stunned and said, "What? ”
Is this thing brainbroken? When I asked him what to say, he actually pointed to his teeth and asked himself what it was, are you a fool for me? Don't I even know that's a tooth?
Fang Mutian said: "Teeth, you can see clearly and carefully, this is my teeth, you actually say that I have no teeth, I don't know what to say about you?" ”
When this woman said that she was not a man just now, she couldn't come up with the most direct evidence that could prove whether she was a man or not, but now she actually said that she was toothless, and this time she couldn't embarrass him.
When everyone heard this, they all fell for it, what is shameless? It's called shamelessness! Everyone knew that Fang Mutian understood that Liu Xin'er was saying that he was shameless, not toothless, but this guy pretended to be stupid, which made everyone speechless.
Liu Xin'er's teeth clucked, her beautiful face was full of evil energy, and she glared at Fang Mutian angrily, eager to chop up this bastard.
Xu Xinyan glanced at Fang Mutian with disdain, then pulled Liu Xin'er and said, "Okay, Xin'er, don't make trouble, what do you have to say to this kind of person who likes to pretend to be crazy and stupid?" Let's sit down and have breakfast, and let's go out shopping. ”
"Yes, Xin'er, we have an appointment to go shopping, let's eat quickly." Xu Min also said on the side.
"Okay, I'm not going to argue with this bastard." Liu Xin'er nodded, then turned her head and glared at Fang Mutian, and said, "Hmph, if it weren't for this girl going shopping, otherwise, I would never let you bastard." ”
Fang Mutian pursed his lips, ignoring Liu Xin'er's anger. Don't let me go? Have you had me? You can't beat me in a fight, whether it's on the bed or on the ground, you're no match for me, unless you sprinkle and be a shrew, maybe you can take advantage of it.
In a weird atmosphere, the breakfast was quickly ended, and after breakfast, the seven people divided into two ways and each called a taxi, Liu Xin'er and the three women went shopping, and Fang Mutian and a few of them also went out to play.
The Golden League doesn't start until the evening, so they don't have much to do now, and with their quality and their form, they don't need to train before the game.
In the taxi, as soon as Fang Mutian got in the car, he felt that Xu Jie and the fat man were looking at him from time to time with strange eyes, he really couldn't stand it, and asked, "You two squint?" See what I'm doing? Do I have flowers on my face? ”
Xu Jie smiled awkwardly: "Brother Fang, did you really bully my sister?" ”
The fat man also nodded again and again: "Yes, Brother Tian, did you really bully Xinyan?" Tell us how you bullied her? ”
Fang Mutian rolled his eyes and said, "You guys think too much, I didn't bully her, it's all Liu Xin'er's woman who made something out of nothing, talking nonsense, I have no enmity with your sister, why am I bullying her?" ”
Xu Jie shook his head and affirmed: "Impossible, don't I know what kind of character my sister is?" There's no way she doesn't give you a good look for no reason, you must have bullied her. ”
The fat man also nodded and said: "That's it, Xinyan has a gentle personality, and she usually talks and laughs with everyone, but she suddenly changed her sex this morning, and she doesn't even look at you, isn't it obvious?" You didn't provoke her, she will give you a look? ”
"Brother Fang, to be honest, are you taking advantage of my sister?" Xu Jie looked at Fang Mutian and asked.
Fang Mutian, who was drinking water, heard Xu Jie's words, almost didn't squirt out the water in his mouth, and glared: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, I didn't touch her, how can I take advantage of her?" ”
"I didn't take advantage of her, and I'm glad you took advantage of her." Xu Jie shook his head with a disappointed face, not to mention how disappointed he was.
Fang Mutian really wanted to slap him, is this Xu Xinyan's own brother? How can there be such an older brother? My sister was not taken advantage of by others, he was still very disappointed, as if he hoped that his sister would be taken advantage of, with such a brother, Xu Xinyan really poured eight lifetimes of mold.
"Don't say these are useless, let's go online and see, where is Jianghai City fun, where are we going today." Fang Mutian pouted.
The fat man said: "Let's go to Jianghai University, go to see my sister first, before coming, I called her, she asked me to go to Jianghai City, and I went to the school to find her." ”
Fang Mutian nodded and said, "Okay, let's go to Jianghai University first." ”
Xu Jie's eyes lit up and said, "I heard that there are many beautiful women in Jianghai University, so I want to feast my eyes today." ”
The fat man also said excitedly: "Yes, yes, my sister has a classmate, I have seen the photos of my sister's mobile phone, and she looks very beautiful, so I will get to know you today." ”
Fang Mutian was speechless, these two guys were not good people, he was very worried, if he stayed with them for a long time, would he also become a raccoon dog with them. Thinking that last night, he even had to tease the killer and take advantage of it, he found that he was unconsciously developing towards the gangster.
Chen Jiang said with a smile: "There are indeed many beauties in Jianghai University, I graduated from Jianghai University, and I can be your tour guide when the time comes." ”
Chen Jiang was a fat man's idol before, he naturally knew his idol very well, and said to Chen Jiang with a smile: "Team Leader Chen, you have to tie us to a lot of beautiful women, like the Department of Economics and Management, the Department of Foreign Languages, and the Academy of Aerospace and Astronautics, don't miss it, there are many beautiful women in these places." ”
"No problem." Chen Jiang nodded and smiled.
Fang Mutian said speechlessly: "Fat man, aren't you chasing Wang Lingling in our class?" How's it going? ”
Xu Jie also asked: "Yes, fat man, Wang Lingling is very good, if it weren't for your brother, you would have taken a fancy to her." ”
The fat man said depressedly: "Don't mention it, I can't wait to hang myself with a noodle when I mention it." ”
Fang Mutian was curious: "What's wrong?" Let's hear it. ”
Xu Jie also smiled and said, "That's it, tell us about it, let's be happy." ”
The fat man glanced at the gloating guy and said: "I was going to chase Wang Lingling before, one day we made an appointment to play, but I was so unlucky that day, when I passed by a half-covered massage parlor, I saw a woman sitting by the door who looked good, wearing black sexy stockings, and her head was hot, so I went to chat, and as soon as I chatted, I happened to be seen by Wang Lingling, so I it." ”
After listening to the fat man's words, Fang Mutian's mind was full of black lines, this product is really not a good thing, he asked a woman to play, and when he saw a massage parlor, he couldn't open his legs. Of course, everyone understands what this massage parlor does.
And what's even more tragic is that you were also seen by your female companion, if you don't die, then it's really a little too much to say.
Xu Jie laughed heartlessly and asked, "Fatty, I didn't expect such a tragic thing to happen to you, you guy definitely didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out, but you tell me, where is that massage shop, take some time, I'll take a look." ”
The fat man ignored this ruthless and unrighteous guy, and said to Fang Mutian: "After being seen by Wang Lingling, she never paid attention to me again, and she had a cold face when she saw me, but I haven't given up yet, and I still attack her fiercely, I don't believe it, I can't occupy the city, I can't win." ”
Fang Mutian glanced at him and said, "Since that's the case, then what are you fooling around?" ”
"How can a man not steal?" The fat man smiled and said, "It's just fun, as long as you don't get into trouble, what are you afraid of?" ”
Xu Jie agreed: "That is, the so-called 'red flags at home do not fall, and colorful flags flutter outside', we must not only understand this sentence, but also learn to apply it." ”
Fang Mutian was completely defeated by these two shameless guys, but after thinking about it carefully, it was really like that, didn't he have the same idea?