Chapter 33: Seal yourself fairy princess
The Buddha statue in the backpack was broken, which Tian Lei only found when he returned home.
Holding those fragments, Tian Lei hated Zhao Ranfeng even more.
He remembered that the bearded boxer punched him in the back, and it must have been that punch that shattered the Buddha statue.
Among the fragments, Tian Lei found a bright piece of white jade, which was cold to the touch, as if it was produced in an extremely cold region, and no matter how warm the environment was, it could not warm its extremely cold atmosphere.
It is carved with a lifelike phoenix, which is flying proudly among the colorful clouds.
"Are you an immortal cultivator?"
Suddenly, a woman's voice rang in Tian Lei's ears, gentle and beautiful, as if it came from heaven.
Tian Lei was startled, first making sure that he was not listening to distant sounds with his ears, and then he looked around, and then made sure that there were no outsiders in the room. Where does the sound come from?
"I'm not an immortal cultivator." Tian Lei tried to answer.
"Then why do you have spiritual power in your body?"
Feeling a trace of spiritual power emanating from the jade block in his hand, Tian Lei looked at it carefully and asked, "Are you talking?" ”
"It's me."
"Oh my God! How can you speak? ”
"Why can't I speak? I'm also an immortal cultivator. ”
"Oh, your voice is so beautiful, are you a big beauty?"
"I haven't looked in the mirror in over a thousand years, and I don't know what I look like now."
"Why are you in Jade? Can you come out? Let me take a look. ”
"I'm stuck here, I can't get out."
"Why is this happening? Aren't immortal cultivators all very powerful? How could you be trapped by such a small piece of jade? ”
"My cultivation method is wrong, and I have sealed myself away."
"Oh." Tian Lei reminisced for a moment, and hurriedly complimented: "Admire, this must be a difficult technical job in the immortal cultivation world." ”
The woman smiled: "Of course, I have been practicing the sealing technique for hundreds of years, and I finally succeeded. One of the great advantages of my sealing technique is that after being sealed, time stands still, and you can stay young and immortal. ”
Tian Lei said enviously: "Then what are you doing with the cultivation of the immortal method?" Wouldn't it be okay to be sealed by you directly? Seal me too! I want to live forever. I don't want to go through a catastrophe. ”
"So, you're an immortal cultivator?"
"Seems so!"
The woman sighed and said, "There is also a disadvantage, that is, after being sealed, you cannot be free, you cannot leave on your own, and you cannot continue to cultivate. Here, there is no time, everything is static. I've been sealed away for over a thousand years, and I'm fed up. I just want to be liberated right away. If you want to come in, get me out so I can make room for you." ”
"Ahh Forget it! If I am not free, I would rather die. Tian Lei began to sympathize with this woman.
"For more than a thousand years, I have never met an immortal cultivator, and since I met you today, it means that we have fate. Please use your fairy power to free me, okay? ”
"This ...... I'd love to get you out. However, I don't have fairy power. I only have a little bit of spiritual power right now. Can I beg you to come out with my spiritual power? ”
The woman said disappointedly: "No, you must use immortal power." The sealing technique is activated with spiritual power, and it must be unlocked with immortal power. You work hard to cultivate! Take me with you, don't lose it, I'll wait for you. ”
"It may take a long time to wait, but I've only opened two acupoints now. Spiritual power in this world is extremely scarce, and if you want to open up the acupoints of the whole body and then store spiritual power, it may take more than a hundred years! ”
"Huh? So slow? Princess Ben can't wait, can't you think of another way? ”
"What can be done?"
"With the help of immortal weapons!"
"Don't talk about immortal weapons, in this world, there are not even spiritual weapons."
"Oh my God! I want to kill myself. ”
"Okay, you kill yourself!" Tian Lei yawned and wanted to sleep.
"Guy with no conscience, can't you persuade me not to die?" The princess was furious.
"I didn't persuade you, didn't you die either?" Tian Lei said with a smile. I feel that in the long lonely night, it is also very happy to have an immortal cultivator to chat. What's more, this immortal cultivator is still a woman who calls herself a princess. Princess, how can you be ugly?
"Of course I won't die, I've persevered for more than a thousand years, even if I wait another hundred years, it's not impossible. The most important thing is that you kid don't be lazy, hurry up and give me cultivation, cultivate immortal power as soon as possible, and save this princess out. ”
"Damn, you dare to threaten me, Lao Tzu is no longer cultivating, what's the good of becoming an immortal? It's better to be an ordinary person. ”
"You...... Guy with no ambition. How could I meet an immortal cultivator like you? It's simply insulting the Immortal Law. ”
"Dare to scold me? I'll tell you, even if I cultivate immortal power, I won't save you. ”
The woman suddenly fell silent, as if she had been hit hard. Tian Lei continued: "Be honest! If you dare to yell at me, you will stay inside for another thousand years, waiting for the next immortal cultivator to save you! If you can't meet an immortal cultivator, you will be in it for 10,000 years, 100,000 years! You'll never get out anyway. ”
"You bastard, if you get free, this princess will be the first to kill you." The woman gritted her teeth with hatred.
Tian Lei smiled: "Come on! Have the ability to kill me now? ”
"Hmph."
"Don't brag, an immortal cultivator like you who can seal himself, I have to believe that you will kill yourself before you kill me."
"You...... Shut up Princess Ben! The woman was a little angry, but her voice was still beautiful.
"You're a princess?" Tian Lei sneered. In these years, all mothers are princesses.
"Of course! Princess Ben is a member of the royal family, and the Immortal Emperor is my grandfather. Let me tell you, if you save me, I can ask Grandpa Immortal Emperor to make you an immortal official, or reward you with some immortal coins, you can buy a lot of good things. What do you think? ”
"I want a bird for the fairy coin? Can I give some US dollars, or Chinese coins? Tian Lei thought for a while and asked.
"What?" The woman obviously didn't understand, just like Tian Lei didn't understand immortal coins, she didn't understand the dollar and Huaxia coin.
Tian Lei realized that he had asked in vain, and chatting with another world was so depressed. Tian Lei had to sigh: "I live in the world, and there is not a single immortal here. Is it a fart for you to call me an immortal official? Who do I care? I live in the world, and the items here only accept US dollars and RMB, and you give me a fart for giving me immortal coins? There is no immortal shop here, and there is no cross-border trading platform with the immortal world, and I can't buy anything with immortal coins. ”
"Isn't this the fairy world?"
"The fairy world is a fart, this is an ordinary world; They evolved from single-celled animals in the ocean. It is a completely different place from the fairy world. Human beings here advocate freedom, equality, wisdom, and mutual assistance. Not much about personal force values. ”
"How did I get here? No, I'm going back to Heaven. ”
"Okay, goodbye." Saying that, Tian Lei closed his eyes, he was really sleepy.
"You get me out first, hey, if you don't get me out, how can I go back to the heavenly realm?"
Tian Lei closed his eyes and said, "I also want to save you, but I don't have immortal power!" I don't even have spiritual power! There's nothing I can do! I'm so sleepy and I'm going to sleep. ”
"I can give you spiritual powers."
This made Tian Lei's heart move, and he didn't feel sleepy.