Chapter 1 The innocent dick

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"Woohahaha, this seat is back!" At the exit of the TS train station, a little fat man in a short pink suit kept his luggage on the side, his hands folded around his waist, and yelled at the throat. "I'll go, who is this kid?" A big man next to him immediately rolled his eyes, "The brain show is funny!" "This kid is so pitiful, alas, so young," an aunt shook her head, "God is still so blind!" The little fat man seemed to sense the thoughts of the people around him, and couldn't help but distinguish, "No, what, I'm just too excited, my brain is fine!" "We can understand your feelings, young man, alas!" An old man patted the little fat man on the shoulder and shook his head calmly. Listening to the old man's words, the people around couldn't help but nodded, and then glanced at the little fat man with an extremely pitiful look. At this time, the little fat man could only let all kinds of helpless expressions crawl all over his broad face.

The little fat man picked up his heavy box, and then quickly glanced ahead with his slightly deep eyes, "I'll go, these beasts lied to me again, saying that they would come to pick me up but no one was there, hum!" The little fat man reluctantly took out an old Gionee mobile phone and skillfully dialed a certain number, "Hey, Wang Cannon, what about you?" I heard a voice from the other end, "Ah, you've arrived?" Well, I'll get dressed and come out right away! The little fat man wanted to cry without tears in his heart, "No, I said I would pick me up at the train station, you ......" "Anla, Anla, Ergouzi said, last time I went to pick you up, you lost your phone, in case I went to pick you up again this time, it would be bad if you lost your phone again, so well, um, and then Huo Ye felt that in order to prevent you from losing your phone again, we won't pick you up at the train station!" "You bunch of pit goods, sooner or later, you will be trampled to death by alpacas!" At this time, there was a "beep" sound on the other end of the phone! "Damn, I know they're all beasts." The little fat man had to drag his heavy luggage to the bus stop alone!

"Alas, I'll go, 91 is still so pit, it's been almost an hour and I haven't come yet!" The little fat man complained angrily. "Hey, here, 91 is here, brothers, rush!" I don't know who roared, and suddenly, the crowd that was originally scattered everywhere swarmed up, and the crowd couldn't stop roaring, "Rush, otherwise you won't be able to catch up!" So, the little fat man and his bulky box were put on the car, and the little fat man who got into the car realized that he could only occupy such a small space, but it seemed that he was a little far away from his big box......

"XX company reminds you that JT has arrived, please get off the bus from the back door, and get on the bus please go inside!" The little fat man breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh mom, it's finally here!" Before the little fat man finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong, "Alas, big brothers and sisters, you don't need to be so crowded in the next car!" Hey, my feet, who stepped on me......" It turns out that after a few minutes of struggle, the little fat man finally got out of the car! "Well, the air in front of the school is still so fresh, good, good!" The little fat man put down his luggage again, and tried to take a few more breaths of air.

"Little Basket ......" just when everyone was immersed in the joy of returning to school, this rough bell suddenly rang rampantly from the pocket of the little fat man, and suddenly, countless white eyes were cast around, if the eyes can kill, I estimate that the little fat man is not enough to die even if he has 10 lives, and our little fat man ignored a large number of white eyes around him as if nothing happened, and took out the old Gionee mobile phone, "Ah, what, are you still sleeping?" Are you all pigs? "......" "No...... You speak! "Ann, Ann! We're all dressed! I'm going to go to the cafeteria for breakfast, and then I'm going to pick you up! ”“…… I'm going to be in it, and in an hour or so, you're getting dressed......" "Uh...... Don't get excited, you think, we haven't seen each other for two months, and we don't have to dress up for the first time, but you know, we've never been very sensitive to time, so it took a little bit more time! "You're saying it again...... Took a little more time ......" "uh...... It seems like a little more...... Anyway, where have you been? "Why do I want to kill you so much? I'm all at the school gate...... "Hey, I'll go...... So soon, well, we'll pick you up downstairs in the dormitory right away, you hurry downstairs! "I wipe the ......" "Dudu ......" When the little fat man put the old Gionee mobile phone in his pocket, he found that he seemed to be being watched by a lot of eyes, "I said boy, in public, you answer the phone when you answer the phone, what are you shouting at the throat?" "Yes, my little heart" The little fat man's face had to be filled with a helpless expression again, "uh...... Big brothers, I was wrong......"

People say that the campus on August 30 is the most peculiar, and on the campus of JT University on August 30, there was actually a little fat man in a pink short suit who dragged a large box that could definitely crush him to the boys' dormitory with difficulty, and on the section of the road he walked, he quickly left two black traces. "I'm a ...... Is this kid really from our school? What a shame! ”

After a while, the little fat man finally walked to the door of the boys' dormitory, and there were three ...... standing at the door of the boys' dormitory at this time Belch...... It seems to be three people. On the far left is a tall man in a blue cotton jacket (I'll go, it's summer, okay, you're sure you're really from the earth), and his height of 1.8 meters makes the little fat man unbearable to look at directly; The one in the middle is a ...... in a blue shortshirt Belch...... It seems that one is also a little fat man, with a mass of substance very similar to hair on his head, and at his feet is actually a pair of colorful flip-flops; The young man on the far right is the most burly, with a height of nearly 1.8 meters and a suitable three, and the blue shirt on his body also looks extremely suitable, but at this time, he is holding a pink mirror in his hand, staring at the image in the mirror vigorously, and his face shows indescribable expressions from time to time. "Huo Ye, Ergouzi, Wang Cannon, you have a conscience." The tall man on the left raised his hand and touched his flowing hair, "Hmph, I've been waiting for you for so long!" I didn't even eat breakfast! "Yes, boss, don't talk about Huo Ye, even my second dog can't wait!" "Ah, you're here, well, wait a while, let Ben Pao take care of it again!" "......" the little fat man's face twitched.

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