Episode 18: NO GAME NO LIFE

"That, every day......"

Teenage girl driving in ......

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"You asked a fourteen-year-old girl for that?"

Well, it seems that you are not afraid to revoke your driver's license, but ......

"Can you drive slower?"

"Why, what if you don't hurry up while you don't block classes now?"

Matt glared at me and said, "Don't be a mother-in-law!" Dongfang Yi also nodded in agreement, as if the guy who did something wrong was me......

It's time for the destination - City Hero, that's what almost all video game arcades are called.

In the opening scene, Kusanagi Kyo approached Yagami, Yagami retreated, and then (it's Kusanagi Kyo, don't have any humor) light punch, Yagami jumped, hit with a heavy blow in the air, and landed a heavy punch and then used the stiff time to rage, heavy blow! The ghost burn interrupted the sunflower, and the third stage of the sunflower was finished and then another ghost burned. to the ground, Yagami retreated to prevent a counterattack. crouches down and kicks, then jumps and kicks, Yagami jumps too, and Kick kicks back into the corner. Yagami hits hard and defends. Yagami kicked, a roll, not only dodging the attack but also creating an opportunity to counterattack! Yagami jumped, kicked and flew Yagami, Yagami rolled in the air and landed upright. Kick, Yagami defends. Yagami jumped, retreated to the corner, Yagami landed, slammed hard, Yagami rushed forward to dodge's next blow and went around Kick's back. Yagami Oni burns, and uses the invincibility of the first blow of the wild bite to dodge. Yagami landed on the ground and turned around with a sunflower three-stage combo, and then got up and burned the ghost, successfully burning Yagami. Yagami got up, and went around behind Yagami, Yagami didn't hit the wind, and he jumped up and struck lightly, rushed forward with rage, hit hard, and the ghost burned to interrupt the barren bite, and the barren bite was connected to the wild bite and then the ghost was interrupted to catch the barren bite, and the last ex big snake shaved the end!

Needless to say, it's me Huo Xie who controls it, and my opponent is this one named Matt who killed Matt.

"I'll go, that TNND loses!" Matt vented his anger on the joystick, "You sissy, you're pretty good at playing games!" ”

"Where~~ Yes......" I said and pinched a standard orchid finger, which made Matt shiver.

Not far away, a bunch of killer Matt surrounded a quiet girl, not that the sex hormones in their blood were too high, but this virtuous girl cleared "Saloman Snake" with one life, and the points were three times that of the second place. And then the name of the first place is - so!

"Hehe, Huo Xie and I have already slaughtered fighting games, and those little eight lambs are not our opponents at all! By the way, how is Xiaoyu here? ”

Xiao Yu took a moment's rest, stood upright, made a standard military salute, and said sonorously: "Report!" All the enemy planes have been shot down, and the shooting game area has been occupied by our shoolout! ”

"Well done, Colonel Nangong Yuhua!" Matt was delighted and lit a cigarette, which made my throat itch and I coughed a few times.

Matt said disdainfully: "What, you can't do it with this little smell of smoke?" ”

"I don't really like the smell of cigarettes and alcohol."

"Haha!" Matt took a long puff of his cigarette and then deliberately spit it out at me, "If you don't like it, I'll let you smell it!" How? ”

I couldn't even get my nose out and couldn't answer him right away.

Matt became even more proud, and said eloquently: "That's why I always say that you are a sissy, and the smell of cigarettes and alcohol is manly, and that woman doesn't like a man full of manliness?" ”

"That...... Xiaoyu doesn't like it, smoking and drinking are bad habits, Xiaoyu likes it...... Joy ......"

"What you say doesn't represent the group of women, you just recognize someone......"

"Brother, where has he been? Let's go find my brother and Sister Qingtian! ”

"Yes, yes!" Matt tossed the remaining half of the cigarette and extinguished it with his phlegm and feet.

What rules every day is somatosensory games, and Dongfang Yi is a doll master.

She looks beautiful every day, her crop top and small waist are perfectly matched, the only regret is that she is a little poor breast, but I have cute big. But it was just my hobby, dancing to the music and stepping on the lattice with precision to attract a lot of "wolves" howling. It's just that Qingtian is not your lamb, and if you really want to make a move on her, it will be you who will be eatenβ€”literally!

Dongfang Yi gave the cute girls free dolls on the other side, and the girls hugged the dolls and said to him sweetly, "Thank you", but Dongfang Yi's dead face paralysis said: "I don't feel these boring things." Then the girl screamed with joy and turned around to leave. I said that the current girls like boys with cold facial paralysis, it's impossible, it's just that Dongfang Yi's appearance is too high so that they ignore all the shortcomings of Dongfang Yi.

"Yo! Shaodongjia (Matt is called Dongfang Yi, after all, Matt is working in his house), did he empty the boss's crane machine? ”

"One is too much, and others are not good at business."

Suddenly, I saw a shooting game here, and I was fascinated for a moment.

"Huo Xie?"

"Oh! Every day you're back! ”

"What do you see?" I followed my line of sight every day.

"Interested in shooting?"

"Actually, I'm interested in playing basketball. Basketball is more popular in school, and I think it would be easier for me to fit in if I knew how to play basketball. ”

Dongfang Yi said: "I'm also good at shooting. ”

"Brother, that shooting game of yours is different from actually playing basketball."

"That's right." Dongfang Yi said slowly, "Ah, brother, your mother is very good at playing basketball, I have seen her and my mother fighting." ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Great!"

Ξ£(Β°β–³Β°|||) Wrong!

Dongfang Yi nodded proudly, and before I responded, he already admitted that I was his younger brother! I'll go, how sinister this man is!

I just didn't want to look at Dongfang Yi's nasty face so I turned my head to the side, but I accidentally found someone.

Lin Dan is big, and it's not him! However, the girl didn't necessarily know him, just a stranger fighting.

Dongfang Yi asked: "What's the matter?" ”

"I saw my classmates, I'm going to say hello."

"Go ahead."

β€œha……”

"Wait a minute!"

I haven't even finished the word "good", Matt, what are you doing? And - Erkang is my stand-in! Why did you take it without permission? (See Part 3)

"You say it's a classmate, it won't be a ......" We should be careful when we speak in public, I just need to understand.

"Yes." This is Lin Danda, he is a human being.

"Why are you going to say hello, isn't this causing trouble for yourself?"

"I said that greeting acquaintances is basic politeness!"

Xiaoyu tugged at my sleeve.

If Xiaoyu finds it inconvenient, I'll still ......

"Unless the other party takes the initiative to come, why don't you take the initiative to say hello, anyway, others don't even know that you have found him.

I said Matt, I'm going to stop, this flag is ......

"Isn't this Huo Xie? Hanging out with friends? ”

Look at you, didn't you ask for it? But we are not characters in the novel, this kind of boring and bloody episode will not happen, and then turn to look at Dongfang Yi, looking at the satisfied look on his face, it is definitely him who used his superpower to recruit Lin Dan.

Matt is in a wasted position now, hiding behind Tiantian, Tiantian is also very bad, and he is not good at covering the timid Matt always exposing him. Matt don't be so afraid, Dongfang Yi has no reason to put you to death, your identity and our identity will not be exposed, and the "future" chosen by Dongfang Yi will definitely not be harmful to us.

By the way, Lin Danda didn't come alone, the girl who fought against him also came over, and it seems that she is someone she knows.

"So, this is Huo Xie?" The girl said.

It's weird......

There are two strange things:

She's a superpower, but when I get so close, I realize that it has nothing to do with the strength of the ability, there is nothing like the stronger the ability, the stronger the ability, this kind of sense is not crisis sense at all. It's just that Matt and Xiaoyu are even more nervous now, Xiaoyu has already used my hand as a lifesaver, and half of her body is hiding behind me.

Also, she looks a little like someone I know, but after a closer look, I think how can I confuse these two people, and her temperament is completely different.

"See what? Don't know if I need to pay? ”

β€œw(?Π”?) w! ”

"Hehe, joke."

"You understand?" I was surprised.

"No, it is not to reach the breach, the left parentheses, oblique dots, the ehation (the empty ear pronunciation of the Russian letter Π”), the oblique dots, the closing brackets, the dash (w). An emoji, nothing difficult to understand, it's just that I can't pronounce you so fast and so standard. ”

I'm on my knees! Do I want to say that the great god is worshiped by me or the bosom friend is worshiped by me?

The girl suddenly laughed out loud, her expression was very sinister, and it sounded like a "plan" expression, and you said that "this world is already in the palace".

"Let me introduce, her name is Zhou Xi."

"Introduce yourself or myself, my name is Zhou Xi, a prodigal son who turned back to the original bad girl. Nice to meet you, Huo Xie. The girl took the initiative to extend her hand.

The women are so generous, and I ...... I wanted to stretch out my right hand, but Xiaoyu held on tighter, harder than just now, I only used my left hand, it just so happened that she was left-handed, and there was nothing awkward about shaking hands.

"Zhou Xi, do you know Lin Danda? How often do you come to play together? ”

"I didn't know each other, and the relationship was very bad, but now I have met Lin Danda from a good time, and I have come to a friendly match for so long to re-establish a good relationship."

I say...... Is it okay to use "from the good"? Or is the girl unintentional, and I'm too evil myself?

I think she did it on purpose, and it was the slightly more meaningful evil smile.

"From now on...... Actually, I'm on suspension right now, and I'll return to class next time, so I'll say 'please take care of me' when the time comes! ”

"Let's go, Lin Danda, the two of us are quite in the way. Let's go and play together~~ Let's go! ”

"Hey, why are you so obscene? I've got a woman! ”

"Qiu Minmin hasn't been pushed into bed by you yet, why is there a woman?"

"How dare you say, you original bad girl!"

The two of them gradually walked away, and Matt was relieved, but until we were separated, Xiaoyu kept holding my hand.