Chapter 120
Life in the base is much better than that of ordinary troops.
Ordinary troops, especially those border guards who are far away from the border, have no recreational life for three or five months, which is a common thing. Occasionally, the propaganda officer of the agency tried his best to make an idea video tape or something for the brothers to watch fresh, but the content of the video was outdated for a long time.
It's like when we were on the plateau base, we finally saw the propaganda officer's car parked at the gate of the base, and then everyone waited to watch the video at night. But when I watched it at night, the tape turned out to be an old-fashioned martial arts movie, and I had seen it at home two years ago.
In comparison, the cultural and entertainment life in the base is really rich.
For about ten days, the propaganda officer of the base would get some film reels from some place that we didn't know about, and let the brothers watch them in the open air.
So those of us who are used to training in the barren mountains and mountains are looking forward to the movie that we can watch every ten days.
These brothers who have served as soldiers know that when they usually watch movies in the army, especially in the grassroots companies, it is the company clerk who blows a whistle in the courtyard, opens his throat and yells -- at X o'clock in the evening, he wears a training hat, wears an armed belt, wears a marine combat boot, wears a camouflage uniform, and wears a small bench, and watches a movie after gathering!
Let's just tell a little joke here, right?
Sometimes, when the clerical brothers were occasionally lazy, they took it upon themselves to streamline the shout that made the brothers look forward to it. Anyway, the big guys are old soldiers, as long as they shout what hat to wear and what shoes to wear, the big guy will not mistake the matching attire.
So the shouting became -- put on a training hat at x'clock in the evening, put on an armed belt, wear a small bench with a belt of Marine boots, and watch a movie after gathering.
Naturally, there were panicked brothers who shouted in the house in private, purely because they were cheap and took this shout......
At x o'clock in the evening, wear a training hat and an armed belt, only wear Bayi pants, wear a small bench with a land boot belt, and watch a movie after gathering!
Then there was a burst of laughter from the brothers, and it was just pure fun.
Too lacking in spare time, people are easy to suffocate. And the brothers can only be happy in the bitterness, and they have nothing to do with some commonplace things.
Otherwise, my heart will be uncomfortable......
So when watching movies inside the base, our brothers in the guard unit were the most active. As long as the assembly whistle sounds, the brothers rush out as if they are on a mission, and the small bench in their hands can bring out an automatic rifle posture!
And the least sensitive to things like movies are those technical officers.
Looking at the computer screen every day, sitting down is a place that does not move for a day or two, and the technical officers have long had an extreme rebellious mentality towards things like screens, wishing that there would be no things called screens in this world.
But the bosses of the base were afraid that those technical officers would be suffocated by working all day long, and ordered that no matter how busy the technical officers were, they should watch at least one movie a month!
If nothing else, just to make those technical officers change their brains, don't be full of data all day long.
So when watching a movie on the 30th of every month, the technical officers will also appear in the assembled queue.
To say that in this army, even if it is a person who has not been trained, I am afraid that he will not be unfamiliar with the project of assembling and pararing.
If you don't walk well in unison, maybe it's a lack of motor nerves. If the shooting and bombing are not up to standard, it is a lack of practice. But if this assembly and formation can't be done well, then it can only be said that the person has a problem with his brain!
It's just a simple standing still, and I can't even do this, that's really ......
But in such a simple matter, our weasel brothers still made a joke.
The weasel buddy wasn't burly, and he was just in the middle of the queue. As soon as the whistle sounded that day, the big guy stood in line with a hula, and then watched the weasel buddy staggering all the way over with his hat in his hand, and rushed into the center of the line.
The big guy couldn't hold back his laughter......
The weasel guy wasn't completely confused, and he really remembered standing in the middle of the queue. But this guy is scurrying all the way with his head stuffy, and he directly stands in the queue of our guard troops!
Our gang of brothers are generally not small, and under the daily practice of playing with life, as long as they stand towards that place, it is a natural standard military posture with a chest and abdomen.
This is mixed with a weasel who has a bit of lewd behavior no matter how you look at it, can the big guy not laugh?
In the slight laughter, it is estimated that the weasel buddy reacted that he was in the wrong position. He quickly buttoned his hat to his head and slammed back into his queue.
The big guy laughed even harder!
This time the weasel buddy was standing in the right place, but the dude casually buttoned his hat to his head, and half of the white flower glove hung down from the inside of the hat, and it really looked like a child's butt curtain hanging next to his ears.
The duty officer standing at the front of the queue hurriedly shouted and said seriously, is there a place for you to talk and laugh in the queue?
All of them are available! Take a break, stand upright! Look to the right...... I said, Xiaohuang, what are you wearing?
Well?
The big guy looked at the weasel brother, and the whole queue almost laughed!
The weasel buddy, wearing a big-brimmed hat, a summer jacket, winter pants, and no armed belts. The most ridiculous thing is that the weasel buddy doesn't know what is going on in his head, he is actually wearing a rubber shoe and a land combat boot!
At that time, I almost fainted the officer on duty!
The technical officers are usually a little sparse, and the officers on duty are also turning a blind eye, and they don't pay too much attention to the minor faults in the details of the technical officers.
But in front of so many brothers, don't be too ...... you weasel
The officer on duty roared and said, Xiaohuang, what kind of appearance are you doing? Hurry up and go back and change! Don't you all laugh, do you have to stand in a military posture to refresh yourself before watching the movie?
The big guy stopped laughing, straightened his military posture and stood in place, waiting for the weasel to change his clothes and hurry out.
To say that the weasel buddy is really fast enough, that is, in a minute or two, the weasel buddy rushed to the queue while hurriedly buttoning the buttons, and didn't even shout a report......
This time, even the duty officer was happy!
The weasel buddy changed his clothes .......
He wore a large-brimmed hat on it, a winter jacket and summer trousers, and the armed belt was still not tied. There was a pair of shoes on his feet, but they were actually a pair of three-section officer's leather shoes......
What's especially ridiculous is that the weasel buddy still has a serious face, and his eyes are all blank, and even with some strange looks?
That seems to mean, why do you keep looking at me and laughing?