The war in the south is finally over, but the biggest heroes, Lu Su and Jin Duan, are seriously injured and unconscious, and they are sent back to the north to receive the best treatment, and the doctor says that their values are fine, and it does not seem to be an organic injury. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

One sunny morning, Lu Su opened his eyes and found that the air had never been fresher, and when he sat up, the hair on his forehead fell, and the hair actually grew so long, a little incredible, had he been in a coma for a long time?

He vaguely remembered the events of that time, when he defeated Liu Mengyuan, a fanatical follower of Liu Mengyuan ran out and shouted viciously at him and Jinduan, who were seriously injured: "You all go to die!" Two beams of light struck in a flash, and then he fell unconscious, and in the last disappearing gaze was the back of the guy fleeing the scene.

What kind of move is it, it seems that there is nothing to do in the body now, and there is a person lying behind the curtain next to it, probably brocade. Lu Su got out of bed and saw that his feet seemed to be a little thinner, could it be that he was hungry and thin? The long sleep made the body a little disobedient, but when he thought of being able to see Jin Duan, his heart was still very happy, he opened the curtain and shouted: "Jin Duan, you are still ......"

Lu Su suddenly froze, the person lying on the bed was himself!

He was lying there, so who is he now? Lu Su stumbled to the bathroom, many people were looking at him in surprise along the way, and the last thing that appeared in the mirror was Jinduan's face!

In an instant, it seemed that the sky was falling apart, and he and Jin Duan exchanged bodies!?

"It can't be! That's impossible! That's impossible! Lu Su shouted excitedly, and his voice was also high-pitched.

"That...... You're a patient, why are you here? A doctor asked, his eyes narrowing as he looked at Jin Xuan's body, who was now in the spring of his disheveled clothes.

"I ......" Lu Su covered his chest a little shyly, "I have an urgent need to pee!" ”

"Oh, do you need help?" This male doctor is a bit of an inch.

How to deal with Jinduan usually, Lu Su put on a cold posture and shouted: "Get out!" ”

"It's so beautiful, it's a psychopath?" The doctor walked away dismissively.

Sure enough, I still can't learn!

Later, Jin Duan also woke up. It was another shock, because of their fuss, and instead of becoming a secret, the swapping of bodies was known to everyone around them.

"Are you Sister Jin? Are you Lu Su? This was the reaction of the worm.

"You've become a woman? Let me touch my breasts. Long Kui said.

"As far as I know. You've been hit by a soul-type demon skill, which is a very rare demon skill. The old man said, and Lu Su retorted at the time: "You are talking nonsense again, I have never heard of this kind of demon technique at all." ”

"Brother Lu, find a chance. Let's have an in-depth exchange, shall we? Chu Qianqi said with a smile.

"No, the body isn't mine, I can't be too casual." Lu Su said reservedly.

Eryue Dao broke into the door and exclaimed: "How did you become a woman, damn, I also want to become a woman, how good it is to become a woman!" ”

"Get out of here!" Such words are tantamount to rubbing salt on the wound.

"I'm going to pee!" Jin Duan jumped out of bed and said with a grin, "A man will give me some guidance, I don't know how to use new tools." ”

"Me!" Eryue Dao and Chu Qianque raised their hands together.

"It turns out that I am a man. Or is it so attractive? Jin Duan said proudly.

"How do you look like you accept it calmly." Lu Su said resentfully.

"If you don't do anything, you will never know, and becoming a man is also an important embodiment!" She brought out Lu Su's motto.

Lu Su was lying on the bed in the hospital, and Worm Ting was beside him peeling apples for him to eat, and when he thought of his future life, he felt dizzy. Just change his mood and accept it calmly like Jin Duan, he touched his chest, and it was still very small, and then asked Worm Ting: "Be a woman." Is there anything inconvenient? ”

"Yes, it's hard to wear a bra, I don't like to wear that thing anymore. And every month, the eldest aunt also hurts terribly, and you will know when the time comes. ”

"Is that any good?"

"It was okay to have a snack. Sleep lazy and have kittens......"

"It's not representative, is it?" Seeing Worm Ting's towering chest, Lu Su's heart suddenly rippled, this is a dream that has always been dreamed, "That, from today." I can sleep with you and take a bath with you, right? ”

"No way!"

"Why, I'm a woman!"

"You're a man, I know!"

"Yes, yes!"

This emergency, of course, Jin Duan is the happiest, she still loves to buy clothes when she becomes a man, and she gives Lu Su's body a very fancy dress, like a playboy, wandering around the streets every day, and unscrupulously flirting with the girls she sees on the road. As a bystander, Lu Su discovered that as long as a man has two qualities, boldness and understanding of women, he can be invincible, not to mention that his face is still very good-looking.

One day, Jin Duan brought back a shy girl and said to the people in the house very majestically: "Get out of here, I'm going to try my new tools!" ”

"Jin Xuan, you are so shameless!" Lu Su jumped up.

"Stinky woman, do you dare to talk to Lao Tzu like that?"

The speed at which this enters the character is too fast!

Then the girl said, "Who is she?" ”

"My ex, I've got rid of it!"

"Why are you still at home?"

"Clean the room."

Lu Su dragged the brocade out and said solemnly: "Now my body is in your hands, your body is in my hands, if you dare to mess with my body, I can also ......"

"I don't care!" Jin Duan clasped his hands and said, "It's fun to be a man!" ”

"Alas, I've got you."

"You can also experience the joy of being a woman, I won't say anything about you."

"Even if you're so understanding, I can't do it!" Speaking of which, Chu Qianque had wanted to come with him more than once or twice, and Lu Su felt that this kind of thing was too awkward.

"Alright!" Jin Duan patted him on the shoulder, "No matter what, you are my favorite person, even if I want to use a man's body to love you who are a woman...... I like you, dear. ”

"Oops!" Lu Su covered her face, and was very embarrassed by Jinduan's bold confession, and later learned that she was a master among the masters of coaxing women!

This matter was finally stopped by Lu Su, and the two ML once in different capacities. After exchanging feelings, Lu Su said: "It seems to be much more comfortable than when you were a man, but your time is too short, so passive!" ”

"I didn't feel comfortable at all at first. But the back is so cool! ”

"You can only be with me!"

"I know, I know!" Jin Duan smiled evilly, and after swapping identities, the psychology of the two seemed to be subtly changing. It seems that Jin Duan is more bold when he is a man, but Lu Su is reserved when he is a woman, is it really okay to go on like this? Lu Su was secretly worried.

It's a hassle to go out as a woman. will always be stared at by men, their eyes seem to be drooling, Lu Su feels like a hedgehog by the gaze every time he goes out.

But he couldn't show the momentum of Jinduan, and sure enough, being a woman is also a kind of knowledge, and he needs time to learn it slowly. Once he wanted to test the power of this body, so he threw a wink at a boy who was looking at him, and the boy immediately blushed, and when Lu Su walked down the street again the next day, he held a love letter in his hand and handed it tremblingly.

"Oops. It's a big deal! Lu Su covered his mouth and thought, being a woman is really passive, no wonder beautiful women always have to be cold, because too gentle will attract this kind of trouble.

"Well, I already have a husband, I'm sorry!" Lu Su said with a smile.

"What?" The boy looked surprised, "I don't believe it, how can you be so beautiful and married." ”

"I really, really have a husband." Lu Su said with a wry smile, roaring in his heart that you are so troublesome.

When he finally got rid of the boy and went home, Lu Su asked Jin Xuan: "How do you usually deal with this kind of thing?" I can't handle it at all. ”

"Think of them like bed bugs. Just be a cockroach. ”

"However, I used to be a man, and I feel so cruel when I think about it."

"Stupid, you're not cruel. It's going to get in endless trouble. ”

Someone seemed to be probing his brain outside the window, Jin Duan glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Your trouble has come to the door!" Lu Su looked outside, and the boy actually followed him to the door of his house, looking like he would never give up.

Looking at his face in the mirror, Lu Su sighed: "If I hit him cruelly." Maybe he will hate me for the rest of his life, and he may even become a psychopath who takes revenge on society. ”

"You're thinking too much! You have to let him know that he has no hope at all! Come! Jin Duan dragged Lu Su out, and when he saw the two of them coming out together, the bitter boy's expression was petrified.

"Bastard, is that the one you seduced my horse?" Jin Duan picked him up from the ground, "You dare to move my woman, eat!" ”

She threw the boy into the distance, fell to a house ten meters away, and smashed a big hole, then she clapped her hands and laughed: "A man should be so decisive!" ”

"Alas!" Lu Su sighed bitterly.

"Come, let's go and have some fun again." Jin Duan hugged Lu Su, raised his eyebrows and said, her demeanor, language and movements, she is really suitable to be a man.

"No, I don't seem to be feeling well today."

"Women are so troublesome."

"Damn, weren't you a woman before? This body is yours! ”

"I'm going to Bubble Worm! Haha, anyway, you can't let that fish seller snatch her away! ”

She actually did what she said, she really did such a shameless thing, Lu Su was not present at the time, and afterwards I heard that the conversation between the two was like this:

"Worm, let's do it once."

"What?"

"That's it, the one you saw on Lu Su's computer, the one between men and women."

"But that's so nasty." (red face)

"It's really nasty with others, but I'm a woman."

"Nonsense, it's obviously a man."

"Let me ask you, are the dumplings vegetarian or meat, are they skinned or filled?"

"Stuffing, of course!"

"That's right, I'm still your sister Jin inside, so I'm still a woman...... Oops, the worm's chest is so soft. (hands-on)

"It's so annoying!"

"Leave me."

"Whew!"

So, she really pushed Worm Ting down, Lu Su almost burst into tears when she knew the truth, and accused her: "You are so shameless, how can you do it to Worm Ting!" ”

"Isn't that what you've always hoped for?"

"Nonsense!"

"Anyway, the body is only temporary, my heart still loves you, dear."

"What's the use of you coaxing me now?"

"You're looking more and more like a woman!"

"Thanks for the compliment!"

How can this kind of shameless thing happen when it happens, the previous Jin Duan was very strong, and Lu Su was a little weak, and the two formed a kind of balance constraint, but now this balance has been broken. Those who hold spiritualism are idiots, and the hearts of women who live in the body of men will gradually become shameless and undisciplined.

Thinking of this consequence, Lu Su suddenly felt powerless, but he couldn't change it.

However, this was only the starting point of Jinduan's depravity, and then she pushed down the Bai scroll, followed by Xia Yingying, and the means were very shameless! Lu Su even became weak to accuse, and just said heartbrokenly: "I want you to give me an explanation!" ”

"I will always love you, dear!" Jin Duan put his left hand around the royal sister, his right hand around Lori, and he was still holding a cigarette, and said insincerely.

In those days, Lu Su had been washing his face with tears, not because of betrayal, but because of powerlessness and helplessness...... It turns out that being a woman is so passive.

This kind of thing, like a hundred dollars, will be consumed inexorably once it is broken. The territory of the Jinduan campaign expanded from acquaintances to unfamiliar people, and every day when he went home, Lu Su saw all kinds of different girls buttoning up and walking out shyly, Jinduan walked out happily with a cigarette in his mouth and a pair of underwear.

"If you continue like this, we'll end it." Lu Su said gloomily.

"My dream is to conquer the beauties of the Quartet!" She stretched out her palm proudly, as if she wanted to hold the heavens and the earth, "Collect them all into my Great Queen's Palace!" ”

"I hate you!"

"Baby, no matter how I am with other women, you are always the one I love the most." She reached out and grabbed Lu Su's slender waist.

"I don't want to listen, you're lying to me, I'm going to break up with you!" Lu Su covered his ears and said.

"That's how I love you!"

"So far, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"One day we will change back, and these women will be yours, won't they!"

"Uh......" As long as you find that demon and kill him, the effect of this demon skill will be lifted, this is not empty talk, but Lu Su was not happy at all, and even felt angry because of Jin Duan's shamelessness, but tears flowed out uncontrollably, he shook off Jin Duan's hand and wiped his tears while running, "I hate you, I hate you!" ”

Suddenly received a slap in the face, Lu Su saw the Eryue Knife in front of him, and looked at him in surprise. He hurriedly looked at his hands and feet, it turned out that everything just now was a dream, he had just finished the battle, sat here and fell asleep, the bodies of Luan Ba and Xi Xiaohu were next to him, of course, the latter corpse had already been eaten by him.

"What kind of wind are you smoking?" Ear Moon Knife asked.

"I dreamed that I had become a woman." Thinking of that dream, Lu Su himself felt funny.

"Yo, if you become a woman, will you have a shot with me?"

"No!" He said firmly.

"You're really suitable to be a woman!" He said with a grin.

"Really?" Lu Su thought to himself, in fact, being a man and being a woman is the best match, otherwise their world would collapse. (To be continued.) )