"On this extremely hot summer day, I bathed in a pool of clear spring water...... The smile at that moment caught me off guard!

Today, I was wandering outside the bookstore with a heart of giving up, and even kept repeating the sentence: 'How old is Tan Zhang?' If you can't sign it, forget it! ’

Looking at the book ticket in my hand, the number on it is 1224, which makes people want to die.

Oh my God, why are you guys crazier than us girls!

I drank the third cold drink with my classmates, and I felt that I couldn't sit still, and I had to think of a way to get the autograph early. When we got back to the Joint Bookstore, a car came and the inspector got off it! The crowd of people was shouting the name of the detective, and some people were shouting Wei Ya, who Wei Ya was, I didn't know.

I wanted to rush over, but the aunt who was blocking the way was so vicious that she kept us out, and I could only watch the detective walk into the bookstore from a short distance.

I took out my camera to take a few pictures, but I was scrambled.

Oh my God, what am I for?

and this sin.

I couldn't even see what the inspector looked like, so I just squeezed the people who squeezed over, it was still so hot, and sweat was dripping down my face.

Why didn't I bring an umbrella with me!

Why isn't there a strong wind?

My classmate had already lost to God, so he decided to spend an afternoon in the cold drink shop opposite and let me go into the bookstore by myself to get autographs. Fortunately, the emperor paid off, and I finally squeezed into the bookstore with a long time, but the inspector was placed on the far left of the hall, and there were still a bunch of people between me and him.

At this point, I can only play to the advantages of being small.

I actually got under someone's arm.

Oh my God, I finally squeezed in front of the Detective, a line of people to be exact. Pull up a line in front to prevent us from squeezing into the couch.

Alas, I can't imagine what I was like, I wanted to fix my hair, but the crowd was so crowded that I didn't have room to reach out. I just stuck my head out of front like this, and I really convinced myself. I grabbed a good spot. Saw the Detective.

The detective and the old aunt named Wei Ya were talking about "The Condor Heroes".

When I looked up, he smiled, and I stared at him for ten seconds, and there was only one thought left in my mind: 'So he's not ugly.' ’

He looked over to me, and I felt my eyes on him.

My heart was beating so fast at that moment, oh my God, I think I was suffering from heat stroke, give me medicine.

It's handsome!

What I didn't expect was that the detective was not only good-looking. People are also very humorous and funny, and they talk so funny. He chatted with that old Aunt Wei Ya for a while, especially my favorite "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and talked a lot. The inspector said that his favorite was Huang Laoxi.

I also like Huang Laoxi, talented, individual, high martial arts, understand music, have a taste for life, love for his daughter, and most importantly, he is affectionate to his wife. The beautiful Peach Blossom Island where he lives is when I read novels. The most desirable place.

The inspector said that the idea of Peach Blossom Island actually came from his geography teacher. The place where his geography teacher went to college was on Peach Blossom Island in Lu'an. I definitely want to visit that peach blossom island when I have time.

There were too many people, and the people in the back always wanted to squeeze in the front, so that the people in the front row couldn't concentrate on listening to the inspector at all.

Anyway, everyone kept laughing, and I laughed stupidly.

Of course, in fact, the detective likes to make people laugh when he talks.

It's Wei Ya's old aunt. I haven't read the book at all, and she can't even pick up what the inspector says, so the inspector comes over by himself. What level, what are you doing if you haven't read a book!

After a while.

Finally, it was the detective's turn to interact with us readers.

I'm so excited.

I immediately raised my hand and asked, wow. I could have spoken so loudly that I seemed to be stupidly yelling 'I, I, I, I' for a while before it was my turn.

I'm a little angry.

But it doesn't matter, oh my God, I can talk to the Inspector, I must ask the Inspector a question. ”

……

Zhang Tan's mood was a little bad, and Wei Ya on the other side had a poor business level, and she didn't know what to ask. I couldn't talk to her about any questions about the content of the book, she didn't do any homework at all, she didn't even know which four people were the four famous arrests, and she didn't know how Yang Kang died.

It's just that she doesn't know anything else, today I'm talking about "The Condor Heroes", and she doesn't even know anything.

made Zhang Tan have to ask to interact with readers in advance.

Interacting with readers can finally make sense.

"Detective, I want to ask you, do you have a girlfriend, you write love so romantic." The question was asked by a schoolgirl with somewhat messy hair.

Zhang Tan noticed that this female student, when she raised her hand to ask a question before, she spoke very loudly, shouting "I, me, me, me", it was difficult not to notice her.

There are certainly not as many female readers who are fans of martial arts as male readers, but female readers tend to be a little more fanatical.

"I don't have a girlfriend, and I haven't been in a relationship, and I write love well, probably mainly because of my imagination. It is precisely because I haven't talked about it that I have all kinds of romantic fantasies about love, life and death, weal and woe, love and kill each other, ......" Zhang Tan made up the story.

It can't be regarded as making up a story, it should be said to be a graft.

When Mr. Jin wrote "Shooting the Condor" and "The Condor", he chased Xia Meng hard but couldn't, and he must have had what kind of love YY and Xia Meng had all day long, and integrated all kinds of imaginary love into the novel.

If Zhang Tan is asked to write it, he can write a love scene with twists and turns, but the delicacy is not enough.

He has been in love a few times in his previous life, but the process is vulgar and boring, more about life and physical sexual interest, so that he can maintain his relationship. Sometimes Zhang Tan thought to himself, I am afraid that he has never really fallen in love with a woman, and he has not found the person who makes his heart surging and unable to extricate himself.

So in this life, Zhang Tan didn't look for the woman he once knew, and if he didn't have love, then don't intersect.

"I believe that many people have fantasized about their love before they fell in love, or romantic love, or poignant and tactful love. Or is it a happy and complete love...... Prince Charming and Prince Dark have all dreamed. The difference is that I integrate my fantasies into the novel and package it in the form of martial arts. ”

After a pause, Zhang Tan continued: "Moreover, martial arts itself is a bizarre adult fairy tale. Compared with our daily food, clothing, housing and transportation, the fights and killings on the rivers and lakes can produce all kinds of life and death plots, the more painful and memorable, such love is often more moving. ”

The female student was very satisfied with Zhang Tan's answer, and kept nodding her head, smiling happily.

Zhang Tan keeps answering readers' questions in this way.

If it is good to answer, answer seriously, and if it is not good, use jokes instead.

The interaction was very hilarious.

Before you know it, it's five o'clock in the afternoon.

The bookstore owner came in time to announce that the chat was over and that it was time to start signing. The signing location is arranged on the second floor, and readers need to queue up according to the number on the purchase invoice to wait for the signature.

Zhang Tan was led upstairs first.

As soon as I drank my saliva, I saw a lot of readers crowded over, and the aunts from the bookstore had a good ability to block the road, but their organizational skills were too weak, and there was no way to let everyone line up according to the number, so they were in a mess and crowded up. Fortunately, Zhang Tan was surrounded by Li Yan and others. I wasn't hit.

"Don't worry, everybody, we have three hours to sign. You can get an autograph. Li Yan defended the desk with her signature and shouted loudly.

It took a while for the mess to settle down.

Zhang Tan was forced to play at a super level, signing for each reader as quickly as possible, rubbing his wrist with a sore heart, and continuing to sign. After signing for an hour, take a break and drink some water. I struggled from five o'clock to eight o'clock, and finally it took 20 minutes to complete the signing work of thousands of people.

When the last reader left with the book in his hand, Zhang Tan felt that his wrist was about to break.

……

In the evening, the owner of the Joint Bookstore invites you to dinner. I had to drink three bottles of beer again.

After returning to the hotel, Zhang Tan sighed sincerely: "I used to always want to be more beautiful after becoming famous, but I found that it is not easy to be a celebrity. This summer, how much time should have been wasted. ”

Li Yan smiled and said: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, how many people envy you and can't envy you." ”

"Yes." Zhang Tan put away his hypocrisy and laughed at himself, "But after "The Condor Heroes", I will never come to such an intensive book signing meeting again, and once in a while, it is fresh, and if there is more, I am asking for trouble." And I think that in fact, if you don't sign it, it doesn't affect the sales of the book. ”

"But it is a very important means for your personal fame management."

Zhang Tan shook his head: "As long as you create good works, you can still enhance your fame without these methods." And I'm not a big fan of repetitive shows. ”

In other words, Zhang Tan has never regarded "celebrity" as his profession.

Other celebrities and celebrities are trying their best to manage themselves as a person, regard themselves as a profession, and complete various show tasks according to a fixed schedule every day. Repeated publicity, repeated shows, repeated interaction with fans, for them, doing so is a money-making job.

But Zhang Tan is interested.

Whether it's an interview or a press conference, he thinks it's more windy. Disturb.

When I talked about the promotion of the new book with Anwei Literature and Art Publishing House, the reason why I promised to run five autograph sessions across the country in a month was because of this pursuit. Sao's vanity is strange, and he feels that thousands of people will come to chase him when he signs it, which is a very dazzling highlight moment.

But there is a degree to everything.

More than enough is too much.

When the highlight moment turns into a mass production job, that kind of wind. Sao feels like it can no longer be found, but has become a burden. In the final analysis, such a life and Zhang Tan's ideal life contradict each other.

What he pursues is to live a chic life.

Pretend to be forced when it's time to be literary and artistic, and have fun when it's time to have fun, of course you have to make money, but you can't ignore life in order to make money.

Life is to love the blue sky, love the white clouds, and love this free and uninhibited.

"Tomorrow, I'm going fishing! Book signing meetings organized by publishing houses and bookstores around the world, you can watch and discuss with them, don't ask me about the process, and I will just show up and sign at that time. Stretch out, Zhang Tan decided to say.

Li Yan nodded helplessly: "Okay, I will coordinate the next few book signing sessions with them and try not to disturb you." ”

So.

One night without dreams, so sleep until tomorrow.

……

"When I walked out of the bookstore and saw my classmates, I blurted out good things about the inspector and said countless handsome things. Although I got the autograph, I still wanted to go upstairs to see the detective again. You must know that this result was something I didn't expect, and even my words and deeds after coming out surprised me.

But it's so natural.

God, the moment the inspector looked at me, I was really handsome......" - from the diary of a female student from Huainan No. 2 Middle School and High School, Jin Shasha. (To be continued.) )

PS: I recommend you a very good book "A Reborn Layman".