Chapter 101: The Birth of Four Goods
Hearing the cold words coming from behind the door of the dormitory, Lin Yunhai, Zhuo Fei and Ye Fan all covered their foreheads in unison, and thought helplessly, "It's over, the main lord is here." `
Immediately afterwards, I saw an uncle about fifty years old, wearing a white vest and big pants coming out from behind the dormitory door, and that person was the dormitory manager of the boys' dormitory, Uncle Chen.
Something is wrong......
This is the only thought in the hearts of Lin Yunhai and the others at this time.
Uncle Chen, the dormitory manager of this boys' dormitory, is not easy to mess with, they don't know how many seniors have been planted in his hands. It is said that in the hands of Uncle Chen, even if you don't do anything, he can give you a list of several serious disciplinary violations that are enough to give you a demerit.
Of course, as long as he doesn't like you.
Therefore, the seniors of the boys' dormitory once left a wise saying, "You can offend the old witch as a last resort, and you must not offend the dormitory manager Chen." "Because although the old witch is terrible, she is still reasonable, but Old Man Chen is different, as long as he sees that you are not happy, you can only wait to be sentenced if you are planted in his hands. And how many of the boys' dormitories in this year have not been planted in the hands of the dormitory manager? Therefore, the dormitory manager Chen has always been the number one public enemy in the boys' dormitory.
"Who just said that they were going to blow up the door of this dormitory?" Although Uncle Chen had a seemingly kind smile on his face, his voice was cold and piercing, giving people a creepy feeling.
"What's wrong with me?"
As the saying goes, wine can strengthen courage, although he is already drunk and can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, but She Chen's posture is very dragging, and he can actually recognize the uncle in front of him as the dormitory manager Chen.
Then She Chen did something that the all-boys dormitory wanted to do but didn't dare to do.
I saw him pointing at Uncle Chen's nose and scolding, "I'll tell you Old Man Chen, others are afraid of you, but I, She Chen, am not afraid of you, not only will I blow up ......."
However, before She Chen's words were finished, he was directly covered by Ye Fan and hugged from the dormitory door. Just kidding, if She Chen was allowed to say the following words, then it is estimated that they would not have to stay at CUHK.
"Hmm...... Hmmm......"
She Chen was covered by Ye Fan and kept struggling, although he recognized Uncle Chen, but for some reason he still couldn't recognize Ye Fan and the others. But Ye Fan is not Zhuo Fei after all, he was caught by him, how could he struggle with She Chen's small body?
"Uncle Chen, I'm sorry that kid was drunk." Lin Yunhai also hurriedly came up at this time and explained with a smiling face, "I hope you don't care." ”
"Drunk?" Uncle Chen ignored Lin Yunhai's explanation and sneered, "I don't think so, doesn't he know that I am Old Man Chen." ”
"His name is She Chen, right?" Uncle Chen asked Lin Yunhai, but before the latter could answer, he continued to ask, "How many of you don't know that the dormitory closes at 1 o'clock today?" ”
"Yes." Uncle Chen is not as easy to fool as the teacher Fang at the party just now, so Lin Yunhai didn't dare to be too unreliable, and couldn't help explaining, "A friend of ours is one of the performers of freestyle basketball at today's party. As he spoke, he pointed to Ye Fan, who was still restraining She Chen, "In order to celebrate the success of his performance, we went to drink some, but I didn't expect to drink too much, I'm really sorry." ”
Hearing this, Uncle Chen raised his head slightly and looked at Ye Fan along Lin Yunhai's hand, and then nodded, he also went to see tonight's school celebration party, so he also recognized Ye Fan, and at the same time, the brows that were originally tightly wrinkled into a Sichuan character were also slowly relaxed. At least he knew that Lin Yunhai didn't make up all kinds of strange reasons to deceive him in order to avoid punishment like some students before.
Seeing the subtle little movements on Uncle Chen's face, Lin Yunhai's originally hanging heart also let go, but in the next moment, his fragile little heart rushed straight to the top of his throat at a speed of one hundred and twenty-five miles per second.
Because Lin Yunhai heard Comrade She's scolding voice in a tone that was almost dragging to the sky.
"Old man Chen, I'm going to blow up the door of this dormitory, you bite me? It's okay to break this kind of rule, so close the door so early, what's the matter?" She Chen scolded.
Sure enough, hearing She Chen's shout, Uncle Chen's originally soothing brows suddenly wrinkled again, and his face became a little cold, which couldn't help but make people feel a little eerie.
', this is a second cargo She Chen who has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures. Lin Yunhai turned back violently, wanting to see what was going on, didn't She Chen have Ye Fan to restrain him? How can you get drunk again? At the same time, he also thought in his heart that if they could escape this catastrophe safely, they would have to "educate" She Chen after returning to the dormitory, which was no longer something that could be solved by enforcing the dormitory rules. If they don't do a good job of "educating and educating", they really can't swallow this breath.
But after turning his head for the next moment, Lin Yunhai's original anger turned into a slow helplessness.
It turned out that She Chen was restrained by Ye Fan just now, and at the same time, his mouth was also covered and he didn't speak. Maybe he was forced to be in a hurry, or maybe She Chen didn't know it himself, anyway, he didn't know where he got the courage, so he stretched out his tongue and licked it fiercely on Ye Fan's palm that was covering his mouth.
The temperature, the touch, and the viscosity made Ye Fan immediately subconsciously withdraw his hand. I can't help it, it's so disgusting, isn't this still there to wipe the saliva on my hands.
"God, earth, are you not open-eyed, otherwise how could I have such a second-hand roommate." Lin Yunhai kept crying in his heart, 'No, this guy is no longer the second goods, the second is the fourth goods!' (PS: Four goods, the professional language of the 222 dormitory, that is, four minus two or two, divided by two or two, so it is twice as much as two goods, referred to as four goods.) )
"You guys come with me to the security office." Uncle Chen said coldly, and then without giving Lin Yunhai and the others a chance to explain, he walked directly to the security office.
Damn, it's over.
Lin Yunhai and Zhuo Fan and Ye Fan looked at each other, with an indescribable helplessness on their faces, it seemed that Uncle Chen was going to attack them.
Then several people looked at She Chen, who was drunk and fainted, and scolded in their hearts, "These four goods, I fell asleep when I caused an accident." ”
But before he had walked a few steps, Uncle Chen suddenly turned around and walked back, and there was a rather sloppy-looking person beside him.
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