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This is one of the best five-star hotels in Beijing, the Beijing Hotel. At this time, a secret transaction is going on in the most luxurious presidential suite in the hotel.
"Now, Mr. Zhong, it's just the two of us." A delicate voice came from the room.
"Yes, it feels good that my wife is not there, and I am finally free." Then a mature, deep male voice came from the room, "Now, can we start?" I'm ready. ”
"I hate it, don't be so anxious, it's yours, sooner or later it's yours." The other person replied, "Let's have a drink first." ”
"Dead fatty, if you want to talk like a sissy again, I'll let you beat the chicken and eggs, and go directly to be a civil servant, do you believe it or not?"
In the room, a middle-aged man in a black shirt sat on the sofa, tasting the red wine that the other party had just handed over, while a chubby old man with a shiny face stood opposite, with his hands behind his back, and said with a flattering smile, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Mr. Zhong, you are angry. Do you want me to dance a little apple for you, and learn it from a square dance aunt, it's coquettish to dance. ”
"Ahem, then you don't have to. And ......" The middle-aged man coughed dryly, glancing at the fat old man's hands behind his back, "I'm just me threatening you to let you fly eggs and eggs, what are you doing protecting the chrysanthemum." I don't have that hobby. ”
The fat old man retracted his hand and smiled awkwardly: "It's just in case." ”
The middle-aged man resisted the urge to kick the fat old man, picked up the document on the desktop, and said while flipping through it: "You said that your school is strategically located, located in the center of Beijing, with a beautiful environment. The environment is beautiful, but the problem is that it is all mountains, which is the center of the door, which is the junction of urban and rural areas, and it is close to Hebei. Also, you say proximity to landmarks? What are the landmarks there? ”
"It's quite close to Zhoukoudian, although it is also dozens of kilometers away......," the fat old man explained when he saw the middle-aged man's gloomy face, "but Mr. Zhong, at present, China's economy is constantly developing, social productivity is constantly improving, and the level of urbanization will continue to improve." Naturally, the boundaries of Beijing's urban area will also expand rapidly. I promise......"
The fat old man patted his chest, but he made a tingling pain in his chest, bent over and coughed for a long time before he regained his breath, and continued with grinning: "According to my calculations, I guarantee that the seventeenth ring road in Beijing will pass through there. ”
The fat old man saw that the middle-aged man had been staring at him, hesitated for a moment, and said weakly: "Of course, it may also be the eighteenth ring." ”
"Oops!" He was greeted by a flying kick, and the fat old man fell on his back.
"This is the long-lost martial arts, and there is no shadow foot in Foshan? No, it should be Foshan Shadowless Hong Kong Foot, it stinks......" After the fat old man received a kick that mixed Eastern traditional culture and Western popular elements, he saw the middle-aged man walking up to him, squatting and looking down at him from top to bottom: "I've put up with you for a long time, don't think that if I don't exert power, I will be a Weiwei cat." Beijing is only the sixth ring road now, you talk to me about the eighteenth ring road? I think you want to go to the eighteenth layer of hell. Less nonsense, pay you a deposit of five million first, and then give you forty-five million later, and transfer your school to me. ”
"No, there's too little money. A university isn't worth that money. I'm not going to bend my waist for five buckets of rice. The fat old man said with a sad and indignant face.
"You're just a secondary school, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf. If you don't agree, don't blame me for being unkind and making a killing move. The middle-aged man stood up and said viciously.
"Hahahaha...... Don't bother, I won't give in, hahaha......" The middle-aged man stood with a feather duster in his hand, while the bare feet of the fat old man below him were constantly being attacked.
"So much money, don't you bend your waist for five buckets of rice, is this golden rice? Think about it, how many steamed buns you can buy, you just leave me. The middle-aged man said, and the movements in his hands did not stop.
"Hahaha...... There's no need to discuss, even if you rape me, it's useless, hahaha......" The fat old man struggled, and his tears almost burst out of his eyes.
"Who's going to rape you." The middle-aged man retched and stopped what he was doing, "That's it, I'll pay you a deposit of 10 million first, and then give you 40 million, how about it?" ”
The fat old man pondered for a moment and said, "It's about the same, deal." The middle-aged man's brows jumped, thinking: Is it really done? Can tickling lower IQ? It's not your fault that you have a low IQ, but it's your fault to come out and do business. He silently classified the fat old man as an IQ outcast.
The middle-aged man immediately signed a contract with the fat old man, so as not to regret it after the fat old man realized it.
The fat old man came out of the room, carrying his briefcase, walking coquettishly with catwalks, twisting his huge ass, and walking down the hotel corridor with his head held high. People passing by are all looking sideways, and the rate of turning back is as high as 100%.
The old man was quite proud of this, stretched out his tongue and licked his fingers, then took off his thick wig that exuded oil, and touched his bald head with his hand to make it brighter, and suddenly gave heaven and earth a kind of light of rice grains to dare the sun and the moon to compete for glory.
Everyone was even more amazed, and there was a beautiful mm that even lightly covered his already wide cherry mouth. If you have money and self-confidence, it's just different. Thinking like this, the fat old man straightened his waist and walked to the door of the hotel, called a taxi, and drove to the most famous Fengyue place in the city.
And it was only a long time later that he found that his coat had a note attached to it, on which it was written in a font that was not beautiful but absolutely recognizable at a glance: I am impotence. Of course, that's another story.
At the same time, the middle-aged man looked at the somewhat empty room in the room, and said to himself: "I didn't expect it to succeed like this, I also expected that it might bleed heavily." He said as he wiped his slightly itchy cheeks with a feather duster. Then I suddenly remembered what I had just done with this feather duster, and rushed to the toilet and vomited.
In the toilet, the middle-aged man, who was a little empty after vomiting, looked at himself in the mirror and shouted insidiously: "I, I want to establish the best university in China and even in the world!" I'm going to raise monsters that will shock the world! ”
Then, his gaze looked at the watch in his hand, and the pattern of Mickey was smiling at him, but it was not the main thing. The middle-aged man's gaze changed from Sen Ran to confused, and then from confused to frightened. "I'm rubbing! If I didn't go back to cook, my wife would definitely beat me to death! ”
The middle-aged man pulled down his suit and tie from the hanger and ran out of the room as he got dressed. The people in the corridor looked at the middle-aged man who was a little disheveled, and they thought of the obscene old man and the note just now......