"I should probably publish a book called 'A Thousand and One Little Tips for Dealing with Journalists,' if I could write, of course." After being interviewed by reporters, Mo Xiaofeng stomped his numb leg and complained, "But if every reporter is as good as this figure, it's okay to work hard, it's a pity that I didn't wear a low-cut dress, it's a pity that it's a pity ......."

On the other side, the cameraman is trying to persuade the beautiful reporter to give up the idea of changing careers.

"Extrapolate ...... from the altitude angle of the sun" Mo Xiaofeng looked up at the sky, recalled the geography knowledge he had learned in high school, and found that he only knew this term, so he simply turned out a small alarm clock directly from his schoolbag, which was very old-fashioned, with only a SpongeBob SquarePants pattern, but it was wiped as new, which was a gift from the girl to him.

"I'll go, I'm late, run ......" Then Mo Xiaofeng's body tightened, and then he was about to rush to the school at a speed of 100 meters, but Mo Xiaofeng's body gradually softened, he was stunned, and then slowly squatted down.

Because Mo Xiaofeng suddenly realized that he had graduated, he no longer needed to oversleep like before and run to school quickly, no longer have to worry about the scolding and punishment of the head teacher after being late, and it was no longer possible to really look at the look of the shadow attentively listening to the class when he was punished.

Thinking of this, Mo Xiaofeng was a little melancholy, his expression was a little depressed, and he couldn't help but sigh at the fleeting nature of time and the beauty of youth.

I'm eighteen and can be shot.

But in an instant, he picked himself up again. He stood up with his head held high in the face of the glare of the sun.

Let's run again

At this time, Mo Xiaofeng thought of Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump", Forrest Gump realized his own value with his running steps, expanded the width of his life, married Bai Fumei, became the CEO, and walked towards the peak of life. Forehead...... Something seems wrong.

Mo Xiaofeng thought like this, in order to commemorate that girl, in order to commemorate the beautiful youth, run again, of course, the most important thing is for the extremely inflated bladder at this time.

"I'll go, I just didn't pay attention to the beautiful women in the interview just now, and I suffocated me."

Mo Xiaofeng shook his head, shook off his chaotic thoughts, then looked ahead with firm eyes, took a deep breath, and then used the tone of the words to make the strongest note that belonged to Mo Xiaofeng!

"Run, brother!"

At this time, in Mo Xiaofeng's eyes, the electronic display screen on the gate of the school not far away seemed to have become a famous brand, waiting for him to tear it off. Just like Don Quixote riding a horse and fighting a windmill duel, Mo Xiaofeng also ran with his No. 11 bus. He was running so fast, he felt his steps so light, as if he had broken through the limits of gravity on his heavy fat. Mo Xiaofeng thought he had reached the speed of light in his own realm.

Mo Xiaofeng suddenly remembered what a sturdy woman in the science class next door said: "According to Einstein's theory, if you run naked around a tree at the speed of light, you may burst your own chrysanthemum." ”

Although Mo Xiaofeng doesn't think she is a woman, her household registration book is indeed recorded like this.

As the distance approached, Mo Xiaofeng's mood became more and more surging, and his bladder became more and more distended. At this time, Mo Xiaofeng gradually saw clearly what was written on the electronic display screen.

Welcome Mo Xiaofeng, a well-known alumnus of our school, to visit and guide.

"I'll go, it's okay, it's really people who are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong. After becoming famous, not only did he continue to interview, but he also became a well-known alumnus......" Mo Xiaofeng gradually stopped, looked up at the electronic display screen like a famous brand, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his bladder twitched.

Mo Xiaofeng was almost scared.

Mo Xiaofeng finally came to the toilet of the school teaching building with great effort, and the bomb in his body was on the verge of exploding.

"It's finally ......" Mo Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh, and he had already scolded the layout and structure of the school in his heart.

The third high school building is the closest to the school gate, but it is the oldest building in the school, and it is not equipped with toilets, and the nearest toilet has to go to the second high school teaching building 200 meters away, because there is a school playground in the middle.

Countless people have asked the principal why he didn't build a new school building. And the principal's answer is always that the feng shui layout of this building is good, and our college entrance examination results are so good because of it.

Regardless of whether it was because the old man of the principal embezzled the project funds, Mo Xiaofeng didn't feel any blessing anyway. However, this teaching building still exercised Mo Xiaofeng's strong endurance and sprinting ability. After all, the senior high school teacher either dragged the class or came to class early, or both. Everyone knows how much time is actually after class.

"I didn't expect that after I graduated, I would still have to suffer from this strange feng shui layout......" Mo Xiaofeng cried and untied his belt tremblingly, looking like a coerced little girl who had lost her last clothes.

Countless attempts, countless misses.

This is not about a virgin wearing a condom, nor is it about Torres's kick at the door, but Mo Xiaofeng is unleashing. Perhaps, only in this or in the case of some special activity, you can deeply realize that the belt is really not a good thing.

Mo Xiaofeng's face became more and more mournful, the trembling of his hands became more frequent and spread to his legs, the bomb in his body was about to explode, and everything seemed irreparable.

"duang ......" appeared with this graceful voice, stunt, no, a miracle happened, the belt was untied, and Mo Xiaofeng also aimed at the target with a thunderous sound and prepared to launch.

When Mo Xiaofeng just wanted to pour a thousand miles, a gloomy voice came from the side: "Don't be superstitious about your length, please take a step forward." ”

Mo Xiaofeng looked back, and saw the school's doorman uncle shaking very coquettishly beside him, and a few drops of water floated into the air, and the perfect arc crossed the sky. He glanced at me and then turned away.

Mo Xiaofeng swallowed his saliva, he just saw the doorman's uncle walking out without the zipper of his pants, and he vaguely saw a touch of red.

Then, Mo Xiaofeng was scared.

With a faint swelling pain caused by holding urine, Mo Xiaofeng came to the door of the classroom, only to see the head teacher hooking up with the shoulders of the two girls, and there were many beautiful girls talking and laughing with the head teacher next to him.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and so did my swollen and aching bladder.

I instantly rushed to my heart with a wave of anger, thinking: Even if you are the head teacher, you can't be like this, believe it or not, I wrote to the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

But I was relieved as soon as I said it.

The head teacher has always been like this, I'm used to it, and I'm too lazy to be jealous. Besides, good men don't fight with women, I'm smarter than Kong Ming, and better than Pan An, how can I worry about her as a woman.

At this time, the classmates in the class also discovered Mo Xiaofeng's existence, and Mo Xiaofeng also showed the charm and cohesion of his well-known alumni, and the classmates gathered around, shouting slogans: "Brother Xinfeng, happy hehe; Xintianshu, you won't lose ......"

"Hey, what are you shouting?" Mo Xiaofeng was a little puzzled. He doesn't usually attract people, and belongs to the kind of person who throws him into the pile and no one cares. Now the students are so enthusiastic, which makes Mo Xiaofeng feel very uncomfortable.

"Brother Xinfeng, happy hehe; Xintianshu, will not lose. A female classmate repeated, "Brother Feng, no, Brother Tianshu, the great Mochadamus, we are holding a ceremony about you, and you will definitely bless us with success in the college entrance examination." What do you say, right? ”

"Yes!" All the students said in unison.

At this time, Mo Xiaofeng found that the entire classroom was covered with a black cloth, and it was also covered with white strips, on which were written unknown Dongdong, the tables and chairs were neatly moved to both sides, and there were yellow chrysanthemums on the ground. If it weren't for the fact that he hadn't seen his black and white photos, Mo Xiaofeng would have thought that they were holding a memorial service for himself.

"Don't you think there's something missing?" Mo Xiaofeng said half-jokingly.

"You mean the photo, we've got it." In Mo Xiaofeng's stunned gaze, the female classmate continued, "It's just that we think it's too unlucky, so we hung your composition on it, you see." We have also prepared incense and tribute, which we will use later. ”

Following the direction pointed by the female classmate, Mo Xiaofeng really saw his composition hanging in the center of the wall.

"You also know bad luck......" Mo Xiaofeng smiled stiffly, with mixed feelings in his heart. Mo Xiaofeng didn't expect that he would not only become an Internet celebrity and a well-known alumnus, but also become a generation of gods, worshiped and worshipped.

"You have received so many benefits from us, and you will definitely bless us with success in the college entrance examination, right?" The female classmate smiled, her smile was very charming, but perhaps because of the separation of yin and yang, Mo Xiaofeng felt very terrible at this time.

"Yes, yes, that's right." Mo Xiaofeng's mouth was perfunctory, but his eyes swept around, looking for the shadow.

At this time, a head suddenly came over and said in Mo Xiaofeng's ear: "Are you looking for Li Lin?" ”

Mo Xiaofeng was startled, and turned his head to see that it was his original tablemate, and he was wearing a smile with a deep meaning on his face: "Fortunately, Brother Tianshu, you are powerful, otherwise the little brother will eat Xiang in public." ”

If it was under normal circumstances, Mo Xiaofeng would definitely punch him all over the ground looking for wisdom teeth, because it was he who uploaded Mo Xiaofeng's articles to the Internet and achieved Mo Xiaofeng's reputation as "Brother Tianshu". But what he said successfully diverted Mo Xiaofeng's attention.

"She, where?"