Thirty-seven times Lei Lie
He went in a hurry, Fang Lan couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart: "This nonsense, why is it so frizzy?" I think it was because he shot too hard just now, his palms were red and swollen, and the pain was unbearable, so he urgently sought medical attention. "I knew that I had made a secret effort, and the fat pig injury was definitely not something that ordinary doctors could treat.
Reaching into his arms, he took out a box of plasters and beckoned to the girl, "Miss Zhao, this is the secret mud of this gang, you take it and give it to the fat brother." He has injuries on his body, he lacks stamina, his legs and feet are not fast, you go to chase it now, it's too late. ”
This box of plasters was sent by Duanmu Die. On that day, Duanmu Die was worried that the rivers and lakes were sinister, Fang Lan suffered an accident, and all kinds of life-saving elixirs, trauma pills, and gave a big bag. She is an immortal doctor, and the plasters she gives are all superb, Fang Lan doesn't know how precious they are, and she is stupid enough to do favors.
The girl gave him a blank look, "Why don't you let me deliver the medicine, you yourself are not legless." ”
Fang Lan spread his hands, "I have a lot of mundane things, and I can't pull away right now." Auntie, there is Laola. ”
Seeing that the girl still didn't move, she smiled and said: "Since the fat brother has signed a contract with me, you put one hundred and twenty hearts, he will never dare to be careless to you again, and he will not do anything clean, so let's go." ”
The girl was satisfied, and took the plaster: "If you dare to scold me, I won't be able to spare you when I turn around." ”
Fang Lan said with a bitter face: "Grandma, how dare I? A gentle push on the girl's shoulder, urging her to walk quickly.
The girl took the order and left. After a while, Fang Lan had not yet taken a sip of tea before he came back, and the young man's eyes widened in surprise, and he said in surprise: "So fast? ”
The girl raised her eyebrows and said lightly: "The dead fat man is at the door of the elevator, and he can't walk in pain." I threw the plaster at him, and I hurried back to my life. His face, the girl didn't want to look at it for a second longer. ”
Fang Lan nodded, personally poured a cup of tea for the girl, and said with a smile: "It's hard, please drink tea." ”
The girl took the tea, took a sip, and suddenly blushed, frowned, and said, "This is the teacup you used?" Phew, evil is not disgusting. ”
Fang Lan looked innocent, "The teacup is not enough, I have wiped it with a tissue, you will drink it, don't be picky." ”
The girl said hatefully: "You did it on purpose! I know how to wipe with a paper towel, why don't I know how to wash it with water? The bathroom is just behind, just a few steps away. Hmph, I know that you have bad intentions and are intent on opposing me. ”
took the teacup, poured out the remaining tea in the cup, went to the bathroom to wash it carefully, put the teacup on the table, and said fiercely: "Punish you for pouring a new cup for the girl." ”
Fang Lan couldn't, so he had to change it into new tea for her, smiled, didn't dare to touch the girl's head again, turned his head, and looked at the old man.
The old man happened to be looking at him too, and his expression seemed to be smiling, "Young man, chasing girls is not such a way to chase girls." Back then, I fell in love with her mother, and her mother told me to go east, but I didn't dare to go west; Tell me to eat, I dare not drink thin; When I was angry, I learned to bark as a dog, but I didn't dare to disobey; scolded me for being a wreck, my martial arts are vulnerable, and I am also smiling, and I don't dare to brag about it. How can you be like you, commanding, sending a plaster and asking your future daughter-in-law to run errands? How can this be justified, how can this be justified? ”
Fang Lan laughed in his heart, "You yourself are a strict wife, do you want others to be like you?" Besides, Miss Zhao and I are innocent, and it's not what you think. ”
At a glance, the girl's pretty face was flushed, knowing that the old man was messing up, she wanted to refute it several times, but when the words came to her mouth, for some reason, she couldn't help it, and she never spoke.
Fang Lan's heart moved, "This Miss Zhao, shouldn't it be really interesting to me?" Then he denied, "Bah, what kind of thing are you Fang Lan, Miss Zhao has first-class appearance, how can she take a fancy to you?" Besides, you already have Sister Chen and Yan Xi, how can you be insatiable, and what Miss Zhao and Miss Qian are you provoking again? Its heart can be punished, and its heart can be punished. ”
Giggling, he asked the old man, "Who is Manman?" Is that your daughter? ”
The old man didn't raise his head, and kept carving the knife in his hand, carefully repairing and slowing down the school, so as to achieve perfection. Seeing the pieces of sawdust fall to the ground, the merit is complete. He nodded with satisfaction, slowly put away the knife, there was already a wood carving girl in his hand, bright eyes and bright teeth, enchanting body, the old guy looked intoxicated, and said to himself, "That's right, Manman is my daughter, she is sixteen years old this year." You are blessed to have seen her statue, and tell the old man frankly, is my daughter the first beauty in the county? ”
Fang Lan smiled dumbly, "This old man loves his daughter very much, but he is too conceited. Judging from the wood carving alone, it is true that the owner of the wood carving is a beauty, but it is far from ranking first in the county. Not to mention that Qiu Chen is more mature than her, and Yan Xi is more delicate than her, even the Zhao girl in front of her is slightly better, not to mention Sister Die. In Fang Lan's heart, he had subconsciously ranked Duanmu Butterfly at the top of all the beauties, but he just refused to admit it.
He coughed lightly, seeing the old man's fiery expression, he couldn't bear to splash cold water on him in front of him, and said with a smile: "Ling Qianjin is naturally beautiful, and now she is so brilliant. Xin said: "Although the young master's words are difficult to get rid of the suspicion of flattery, they are basically true, and they can't be regarded as lying with a clear conscience." ”
The old man grinned, "Good boy, you can see that my daughter is a beauty, her eyes are not bad, and she is not bad." With these words, the old man should have a drink with you. Tearing off the flask and unscrewing the lid of the jug, the aroma of wine was immediately pervasive, mellow and intoxicating.
He filled the teacup with wine, threw a huge wine jug to Fang Lan, and said with a smile: "You drink with a jug, I drink with a cup." After drying this bottle of vodka, we are officially friends. ”
Fang Lan took the wine jug, weighed it slightly, there was no more than a pound of liquor in the jug, and said with a smile: "Old man, it's not fair to drink like this." ”
The old man's face flushed, "I'm old, I should drink less than you." What is unfair about the younger children paying tribute to their predecessors? Let me tell you, the old man has high eyes in his life, and it is rare to take the initiative to invite someone to drink. Today, look at your eyes, only to break this thirteen-year-old rule, do you like to drink or not, if you don't drink, I can leave. "I'm about to move forward.
Fang Lan sighed, "Old Man Lei, Old Man Lei Lei, I can be regarded as convinced of you." Okay, do whatever you say, isn't it just drinking, sacrificing your life to accompany you? He poured the flask, poured the liquor into the jug, and put it into his throat one by one.
Before he drank, he had taken a long breath, and at this time, the column of liquor was flowing loudly, and there was no pause in the middle. But seeing his throat shaking, in an instant, more than a pound of liquor had bottomed out.
The old man was originally a hero in wine, and he saw Fang Lan drinking, but he was also startled, seeing that Fang Lan's face did not change, his breath did not pant and his heart did not beat, and his breathing was even, he sincerely admired it, gave him a thumbs up, and praised: "Little brother, there is really you!" From now on, the old man is willing to admit you first. ”
Fang Lan smiled slightly, he suppressed the alcohol with his pure internal strength, in fact, it was better than cultivation, and it had nothing to do with the real amount of alcohol, and waved his hand, "'Wine man' or something, I dare not be ashamed, don't mention it again." Old man, I heard that you are sitting in the Lei Clan's Martial Arts Hall, and you are skilled in martial arts, and you are still famous for slashing ghosts and killing souls. I would like to try it myself. ”
The old man smiled and said: "You are the chief examiner, if you don't weigh the old decay, seeing is believing, I won't be hired." Well, you're going to compete, as you wish. He sighed, "I'm an old bone, and I haven't picked up a weapon in a few days." If you don't move again, I'm afraid you'll forget all your moves. ”
Standing up, he wiped his hands on his sides a few times, "Today's interview, bringing weapons is disrespectful to the master, so I came empty-handed." Young man, do you have any blades in your hands to lend me to use? ”
Fang Lan shook his head and instructed the girl, "Miss Zhao, you go to the store to look for it." If you have a blade, borrow it first. It doesn't have to be too good, just make do with it. ”
The girl nodded, turned away, and after a while, Ping Pong, took a kitchen knife and a rolling pin, threw it to Fang Lan, and said with a smile: "That's all there is to find these." ”
Fang Lan couldn't cry or laugh, "Grandma, can this be used?" ”
The girl glared at her, "Didn't you say it's okay?" These two things are quite improvised. What's more, martial arts masters can hurt people, my kitchen knife is sharp, and the rolling pin is also newly bought, extremely strong, why can't it be used? I tell you, a kitchen knife can be used as a big knife, and a rolling pin can also be used as an iron spear. ”
Fang Lan smiled bitterly: "I obviously know that you are arguing with strong words, but it is not easy to refute. "Look at the old man" Master Lei, what do you say? ”
The old man carried a kitchen knife in his left hand and a rolling pin in his right hand, and said with a smile: "The little girl's words are not bad. What weapons can be found in the restaurant, it's a blessing to find these, so let's do it. ”
The kitchen knife slashed obliquely, making a move "sweeping the sky" and slashing at Fang Lan's left carotid artery; At the same time, he stabbed the rolling pin, and used a trick "Purple Electric Blue Frost" to stab Fang Lan in the chest, and the shot was sharp, which was actually a double purpose.
Fang Lan shouted hello, seeing that the old man's moves were brave, and the majestic and masculine did not lose to the young man, he did not dare to be careless. The fist palm is stacked out, the left hand breaks the tablet fist, the right hand gossip palm, can meet the top, with the fist to the knife, with the palm to break the gun, but also one heart and two envoys.
The two of them tumbled and rolled, fighting for more than 20 moves, and Fang Lan had roughly figured out the strength of the old man. Although this Weng is not young, he is full of stamina, and his knife skills are ruthless and his spearmanship is tricky, and they are all called superior and full of essence. It's more than enough to be an instructor to practice. I had the idea of loving talents in my heart, and I thought, "If I increase my internal strength, it will not be difficult to win, but it is really unwise to hurt my friends because of this." That's it, Old Man Lei is an elder, and the young master respects the old and loves the young. ”
With a grin, his toes touched the ground slightly, like a long wind, and he had withdrawn to the leather chair five meters behind him, and sat down calmly. All this is only in an instant, from retreat to the chair, but half a second, obviously in a hurry, but the strength of the heat is controlled, not very happy, the leather chair only shook slightly, as if a feather fell, the cloud is light and light.
The old man was a smart man with good eyesight, and he thought, "If you want me to stop in a fierce battle like this, and be calm, even if I practice hard all my life, I probably can't." The little guy is obviously letting me, so the old man should take it when he sees it. But even though he thought so in his heart, his hands and feet did not obey him after all.
Martial arts tricks, go all out, what does it mean to accept it? can really be retracted and released freely, come and go at will, that is not called a martial artist, but a grandmaster.
He shouted loudly and tried his best to stop the attack, but his strength was not enough, and the kitchen knife in his palm still struck the corner of the table and cut off a piece of nanmu; At the same time, the rolling pin in his hand was inserted into the tile, crushing a piece of the floor, but the sound of crackling was heard, and the rolling pin broke in two.
The old man sneered and laughed at himself: "Shame, shame on you." ”
Fang Lan stretched out his hand to help him up, and said with a smile: "Master Lei's divine power is amazing, crushing the floor with a wooden stick, this kind of strength, how can he do it without twenty or thirty years of penance?" Your old internal skills are exquisite, and it's too late for the kid to admire. ”
The old man laughed, "Little guy, you don't have to give me a face, losing is losing, and it's not that you can't afford to lose." Also, what is the name of the old man, fuck it, I don't feel good when I hear it. If you can afford it, call me old thunder, and I will call you ......" patted Fang Lan on the shoulder and asked, "Little guy, what is your last name?" ”
Fang Lan smiled: "Under the surname Fang." ”
The old man smiled: "Yes, from now on, I will call you Xiaofang." Hey, Xiao Fang, this Rausch competition, have I passed the test? ”
Fang Lan nodded and said, "Naturally, I passed the test." If you have time, you can go to work tomorrow. ”
The old man waved his hand, "Tomorrow will not work, tomorrow is a long birthday." The day after tomorrow, at nine o'clock the day after tomorrow, report on time. Haha smiled, said goodbye.