Chapter 1411: Follow the procedure
Lin Xiaohu said indifferently: "You drank too much." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Bu Xiaoshu said disdainfully: "I just drank too much, so what?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "Not well. Didn't you say go out and find a man, okay, you go. I'll sleep on the couch outside tonight, and if you dare to take a step outside, I'll break your legs. Do you believe it or not?" Bu Xiaoshu sneered: "You are so powerful." What do you think you are to break my legs? Well, I'm going to see how you break my legs. ”
This sister's temper is really explosive, she jumped up from the bed to the door and turned on the headlight, then took out a small red jacket from the closet, put it on her body, and walked out.
Lin Xiaohu hurriedly chased after her, stopped her in the living room, picked her up by the waist, carried her to the bedroom and threw her on the bed.
Bu Xiaoshu giggled and sneered, "Didn't you say you were going to break my legs?" Why don't you fight?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "What I want to break is the leg in your heart. Bu Xiaoha laughed and scolded: "I know that you don't have the guts, something!" After a pause, he said, "You're just not going to give me a chance to indulge tonight, are you?" You don't satisfy me yourself, and you won't let me go out to find another man. Okay, you've got it, you're ruthless. But you forgot one thing, you can manage me tonight, can you manage tomorrow night? And the night after tomorrow? What about this year? What about the next few years? Unless you sleep with me every day, you will never be able to control me. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled faintly and said, "I'll only care about you tonight." After tonight passed, my brother-sister relationship with you will disappear, and I will be a passerby from now on. Do you think I'm okay to take care of you?" Bu Xiaoshu was about to open his mouth to argue, but when he heard Lin Xiaohu say this, he was instantly stunned, and sneered half-loudly: "Okay, it's okay, it's okay, do you think I don't care about you?" Hmph, I thought you were a man and could do something that a man could do, but who knew that you would wilt at your juncture. You're not a man!"
Lin Xiaohu saw the power of creation and manipulation, raised his hand to cover his mouth and yawned, and said, "I'll sleep on the sofa outside and leave tomorrow morning." After saying that, he turned around and left.
Bu Xiaoshu suddenly scolded: "The surname is Lin, you are not a fucking human, you are not a man, you are not as good as a beast, you bastard, you bastard, I * your mother." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled coldly, stopped and asked, "Grass, my mother, okay, then let me ask you, what kind of grass do you take?" Bu Xiaoshu scolded: "You're not a thing, I'm blind, how can I know you as a useless man, you get out of here, I don't want you to sleep in my house." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Before today, I was still your godbrother, why can't I stay here?" Bu Xiaoshu scolded: "Why do you have the final say? Why do you want to do what you say? This is my home, I am the master, you can do whatever I want to do with you. You fuck me off now, don't delay me in finding a man. ”
Lin Xiaohu ignored her, Shi Shiran walked into the living room, fell on the sofa, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
It had been less than five minutes since he closed his eyes, and suddenly a gust of evil wind blew from inside, and with this evil wind rushing over, Bu Xiaoshu came out of nowhere, and jumped on him all of a sudden, almost crushing Lin Xiaohu's stomach. Lin Xiaohu opened his eyes and saw that Bu Xiaoshu had already untied his denim shorts with his hands and feet.
Lin Xiaohu was angry and laughing, and pressed her hand and said, "What are you doing?" Bu Xiaoshu raised his face to look at him, made a bitter expression, and begged: "My good brother, you can satisfy me once." I'm suffocating. ”
Lin Xiaohu was slightly surprised when he saw her face flushing, and said, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" Bu Xiaoshu burst into tears, stretched out his hand and poked at the door of his head, and said, "You are the wrong person." I haven't taken medicine in days. ”
Lin Xiaohu touched her forehead, only to feel that her body temperature was like fire, and frowned: "Did you take an aphrodisiac?" The kind that is in estrus, after eating, I just want to **, and if I don't do it once, I will die. Look at your body temperature is ...... hot" Bu Xiaoshu was taken aback, touched his head, touched it for a while, and muttered, "It's a little hot." I think something is wrong, I have a terrible fever tonight, but I didn't take any medicine. ”
Lin Xiaohu turned his eyes around, and suddenly caught a glimpse of two pots of green plants on the left and right sides of the TV. These two pots of flowers, the flowers and leaves are ovate, small and dense, and the branches have pink, fluffy flower needles at the end of the branches...... To put it simply, these two potted plants are very similar to the banyan tree, and the flowers are almost identical to those of the banyan tree.
Lin Xiaohu asked casually, "Has this flower bloomed a long time ago?" Bu Xiaoshu nodded and said, "Yes, it's been open for a while." ”
Lin Xiaohu asked again: "You didn't have this kind of restlessness before?" Bu Xiaoshu shook his head and said, "No, absolutely not, it's too difficult tonight, is it because you're here?" Hehe. ”
Lin Xiaohu became interested in the two pots of flowers, leaned over to observe them carefully for a while, and sniffed on one of the flowers, a faint fragrance, refreshing, very good. But to say that the fragrance of this flower has the function of enhancing **, Lin Xiaohu is not very convinced. But I also know that there are indeed several kinds of flowers in the plant that can enhance people's **, such as the famous snake * grass, and such as the beautiful name of the grass * grass. If you accidentally smell the floral fragrance of these two flowers, it is said that you can instantly turn a chaste martyr into a *woman, but this is only "it is said". Whether the two grasses have this effect or not, he has not seen it in person.
Lin Xiaohu said, "What's the name of this flower?" Bu Xiaoshu's face changed slightly, and he was as painful and melancholy as a little widow who had been widowed for many years, and sighed: "He*!"
Lin Xiaohu's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Sure enough, it's it!" Bu Xiaoshuqi said: "What do you mean?"
Lin Xiaohu pointed to Hehuan and said: "It's this flower, this flower has the ability to enhance people's **, and the fragrance of the flower is smelled in your body, which will naturally produce a psychology that you have to have." ”
Bu Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide and shouted: Won't it? I don't believe it. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't believe it either, but something is really wrong with you tonight, and there is no other better reason to explain your reaction." Bu Xiaoshu pointed to the flower and said: "But this flower has been blooming for more than a month, if I could improve the **, I would have been lifted up a long time ago, and I still have to wait to rub against you?"
Lin Xiaohu thought for a while and said, "There may be many reasons, such as your mood is really empty these days, or for example, you are going to have a period so you start to be vigorous, and for example, because I am in your house......" Bu Xiaoshu said: "Hey, how do you know?" I'm really going to have my period. ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "That's right. Women are more vigorous in the days before menstruation. Add to that the floral fragrance of this flower, and you won't be able to control yourself. Bu Xiaoshu said: "But I feel that I am still conscious, quite sober." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Well, that means that you are not deeply poisoned. Hurry up, let's dispose of these two pots of flowers. Bu Xiaoshu said with a smile: "Since this flower has such a good function, why just keep it for later use, why should you dispose of it." ”
Lin Xiaohu said curiously: "Use it in the future?" How do you use it?" Bu Xiaoshu said: "In the future, when I'm not in the mood to **, won't I be in the mood when I smell it?"
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "You, you, I really can't say anything about you." ”
Bu Xiaoshu took his hand and said seriously: "Let's stop making trouble, okay?" What I just said is all angry talk, and I actually care a lot about you as a friend. How could I go out and mess around just to fight you?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "Since you say so, I also want to say that I also care about you as a friend." I don't lack lovers, but I lack friends. I don't want our pure relationship to become no longer pure. Bu Xiaoshu said, "Really? So why do you want me to be a friend? I can't relieve your boredom, I don't have a chance to eat and go shopping with you, and I don't have a chance to understand your heart, the only use seems to be that you are bored and come to me to tease the boring son. Are you a friend to me, or a toy to you? If I am a friend, then I don't want to make a friend like you, because you don't deserve to be my friend: and if you are a toy, then I don't mind being your closest toy, being your lover. I'm like this, are you going to reject me?"
Bu Xiaoshu's bland words were like a huge stone and stone, knocking heavily on Lin Xiaohu's heart. Lin Xiaohu was confused all of a sudden, yes, he really treated her as a toy as she said, and when he had time, he was looking for her to tease her; I didn't have time, so I left her alone. In this way, she really can't and doesn't deserve to be her friend. But if you turn her into your lover, you seem to be losing her.
Bu Xiaoshu put his hand on the button of Lin Xiaohu's shorts, stopped there puzzled, looked at Lin Xiaohu and said, "I'll give you a chance to choose now, whether you want me to be my lover or continue to be my godbrother." If it's the latter, then we can only have a pure brother-sister relationship in the future, and we can't talk nonsense anymore, and it saves me from thinking about you anymore, you have to bring me to your house, I want to meet my grandparents, and my sister-in-law. ”
Lin Xiaohu was shocked and said, "It's me who recognizes you as a godsister, and it's not my grandmother who recognizes you as a godmother, what are you doing at my house?" Bu Xiaoshu chuckled: "What difference does that make?" To go through this procedure is to deliberately make things bigger, which makes me completely dead. You know, you're actually very good, I've always had a high vision, but I'm still slowly liking you. That's what I'm trying to do. ”
Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, how can he let his family know if he accepts such a stunning sister, let alone his wife Guo Maomao? With Guo Maomao's vinegar tank temperament, still haven't you completely fallen out with yourself? In this case, there seems to be only one way to go, that is, to be her lover. However, Lin Xiaohu has deeply felt the vastness and loss after getting it. For such a woman, it is enough to look at it from afar, to get closer from time to time, and to feel her beauty; Otherwise, once you get it, you will lose all your beautiful fantasies about her, and you will no longer have any desire and love for her.
As a simple example, we all know that the Summer Palace and the West Lake are two famous gardens in China, and when you haven't been there, you can imagine the beautiful scenery of the second garden in your mind, but once you have been there, you will feel: it's just that. The mood will be lost instantly, and I will definitely think in my heart, if I knew this, it is better not to come.
Lin Xiaohu is now feeling this kind of emotion towards Bu Xiaoshu, he would rather drool over this piece of fat and delicious meat than eat her. Who called him a guy who has never lacked women, the plump and slender of the beautiful, the good-natured, the cold, what kind of woman has not enjoyed. The beauty in front of her is just outstanding in face and figure, and if the light is turned off, she may not feel better than Fu Meili. So, after thinking about it, Lin Xiaohu decided to let her go.