Chapter 16 Mountains and Rivers

At the end of the 11th holiday, the Jiangnan branch received two documents, one is that the party group of the head office appoints Zhang Mingyu as the vice president of the head office, and the other is that the head office appoints Li Guang as the manager of the Xiangjiang branch, Zhu Tianming as the manager of the eighth financial department and the deputy manager of the Xiangjiang branch, and Huang Yan as the deputy manager of the Jiangnan branch.

"Treat yourself, all three of you have been promoted, at least eat three meals", the fat man entered Zhang Mingyu's office and shouted loudly,

"Three more? It's not a waste of food if you eat it", Li Guang teased,

"Fatty, I see that you have a few more hula hoops, can you learn from Liu Hong and be thin like that", Zhang Mingyu smiled and patted the fat man's stomach.

"How do you compare with him, he's married, his wife sucks him dry, I'm still a virgin, no matter what? I can't run this meal today", the fat man still remembers to eat.

"Pull it down, fat man, you are still a virgin, how many virgins are ruined, you say", Li Guang grabbed the fat man's neck and asked.

"Do you have any opinions, hmph, we won't leave if we don't eat tonight", the fat man broke free of Li Guangdao.

In the evening, the colleagues of the Jiangnan branch had a good meal in the hotel, Huang Yan, who rarely drank alcohol, became a heroine among women, and Li Guang was carried on the car by several people.

Zhang Mingyu took the time to chat with Mr. Lin's office, and saw General Manager Fang Ping of Jianggang International Trade going to Mr. Lin to report to Mr. Lin, and when he saw Zhang Mingyu there, Mr. Fang nodded and said hello, a little surprised. From the few words reported by Mr. Fang, Zhang Mingyu saw a great business opportunity, that is, the import and export trade of iron ore, but the import and export rights were controlled by the country very tightly.

In the evening, Cui Mingyan, the beautiful director of the Provincial Planning Commission, invited the original team of the last party to have dinner at Dongting Yuzhuang (at that time, the eating and drinking style was really strong) to make up for the shortcomings of the last time. During the banquet, Zhang Mingyu asked Cui Mingyan about the import of ore, which was similar to what he knew before (there was no National Development and Reform Commission at that time), and the country has not opened up the right to import ores, so it is not easy to do. After a while, Zhao Weiguang, director of the provincial government, stepped forward and whispered,

"Mingyu, you are familiar with Secretary General Jiang, I don't know why, today he scolded several shareholders of the computer city in the office miserably,"

"I heard that it was a few bosses who were talking about it, what's the matter, Director Zhao"

"It's nothing, I saw in the afternoon that two shareholders went to the governor to complain."

"Oh? I know, I will say it to Brother Guoqing, thank you", Zhang Mingyu intends to befriend Zhao Weiguang, so to speak, Zhang Mingyu knows that this Director Zhao in his previous life later came to the deputy mayor of Checheng, and before Zhang Mingyu was reborn, he had already served as the secretary of Checheng.

"What are you two sneaking around? Comrades, in order to have fun, today I propose to change the way of playing and drinking", Cui Mingyan, who was the east, shouted at Zhao Weiguang and Zhang Mingyu, and said to everyone,

"What's the game?" , Mr. Liu hurriedly said,

"It can't be a punch, right? That's my forte", Sun Jun got carried away,

"We can't win Mingyu alone, it's Mr. Liu, it's Professor Liu, it's telling jokes today, no one laughs at anyone's jokes, and whoever drinks", Cui Mingyan said,

"This proposal is fair, as long as there is one person laughing, beauty (it seems that this word did not appear at this time)", Zhao Weiguang said with a smile,

"Of course, and the first person who laughs will automatically drink", Director Cui set the rules and said, "Starting from Mr. Liu, you are the big brother, you will take the lead",

"Okay, I'll just throw bricks and lead the way, saying that a female civil servant said to her son affectionately: Don't blame your mother for not telling you who your father is, in fact, I don't know, because there are too many leaders. If anyone asks you about this, you will say, "I am the son of the people!" ”，

"Hahaha, Director Cui, your son is the son of the people", Sun Jun was the first to laugh, needless to say, drinking. The crowd laughed.

"Sun Bald (a little thankful), your son is the son of a prostitute (homonym, Northeast dialect), Professor Liu, you are our teacher, respect teachers and education, you should be the second child (isn't this scolding?) Next according to age, it is Li Ming, Director Zhao, Sun Bald, me and Mingyu", Cui Mingyan pretended to be annoyed, and made a gesture to smash Sun Jun with a wine bottle, Sun Jun waved his hands and said that he would not dare next time.

"Director Cui is talented. , haha. Then I'll just say one, the end of the semester is coming, and the university has always been very popular to mark the key points, so that everyone doesn't review much before each exam, just waiting for the teacher to mark the key points. But one year, the school strictly stipulated that no key points could be marked, so in the last class, a teacher said, "Students, the school has stipulated that no key points can be marked." Okay, let's take out the book, let's mark the non-key ......",

"Haha, Professor, it's your personal experience", Cui Mingyan was the first to laugh, so she drank the wine in the cup.

"Let me tell you, the leader took a group of officials to inspect a pig farm, and the owner of the pig farm held a banquet and spent 5,000 yuan. After sending off the leader, the accountant asked the field manager how to reimburse this, and the field manager replied: As in the past, it is recorded in the pig feed account. As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, Professor Liu laughed and said,

"Mingyan, you won't also reimburse this meal on the pig feed account", and then drank wine.

"Professor, how can it be, if you want to be reimbursed, it will only be reimbursed on cattle feed (in the dialect of Jiangcheng City, there is no distinction between cattle and Liu)," Cui Mingyan teased.

"Okay, you Cui Mingyan, hit a big piece", Mr. Liu was reluctant. Cui Mingyan hurriedly apologized.

"I also said one, the director danced with the beautiful secretary, the director was a little excited when dancing music, and the secretary stood up below, and the secretary noticed it and asked: What is under you, Director: I am the section chief below. Secretary: It's not big, it's quite tough. After Zhao Weiguang finished speaking, Sun Jun was happy, and directly ridiculed the section chief under Director Zhao for being hard or not, and dried up the wine. Cui Mingyan shyly slapped Sun Jun's back and asked Sun Jun to speak.

"Well, let me tell you, a certain bureau chief went to the countryside with a female clerk, and saw that the farmer had a litter of puppies that were very cute, so the bureau chief and the female clerk each asked for one. The director wants a male, and the female staff wants a female. The director wanted to take advantage of the female staff, and said with a smile: One male and one female will live together tonight. The female clerk said: Yes, if my puppy is pregnant, I will tell others that it is the director's dog... Day! Li Ming smiled and said, "Director Sun of the dog day, haha", and drank the wine.

Cui Mingyan said,

"As far as Sun Bald is the last, you will treat us to the next party, and you will pollute our ears. It's my turn, said that the female mayor of a city and the male secretary went to the banquet together, and while the banquet was happy, the secretary said: The secretary has generally been the mayor! The female mayor replied smartly: Yes, the secretary is generally the mayor (liter)! Zhang Mingyu laughed, drank a glass of wine, and said

"It's my turn, I said that there was a hospital director who was sent to rescue because of the stock market crash, and he was finally rescued. The family gathered around the bed and asked him what he wanted, and he weakly replied: I... Only... Think... Want... Shanghai... Rose! His wife slapped him and said, I have long suspected that you and the head nurse have a leg! After Zhang Mingyu finished speaking, everyone laughed. Cui Mingyan stretched out her thumb to Zhang Mingyu and said busily that Mingyu's joke was the most appropriate, saying the wishes of the people of all ethnic groups across the country, and toasting everyone together for the rise of the Shanghai market. After the words are finished, the song is scattered.