Chapter 82: A Surprising Big Banana
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The three brothers of Li Yu saw that there was no hope of opening the meal in a short time, and they were easy to get sleepy when they listened to the babbling chanting of the old Taoist master, and they were about to slip away, but the old man saw them, called them over, and said, "Didn't I call you a long time ago?" Where have you been? Why is it so late? β
"Saburo was hungry, so I cooked for him before I came. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info" Li Yu explained, don't look at the old man's joy all day long, but when it comes to this red tape, it is more serious than the old master.
The old man didn't say anything when he heard it, and pointed to the stool next to him, "Give me to sit here honestly, don't think about running around, such an adult, there are some things to learn." β
Li Yu and the three of them sat down on the stool like a cat and a mouse, just listening to the sound of chanting, as uncomfortable as a cat scratching their hearts.
Li Gang's grandfather Li Dingshu sat next to him, on crutches, and smiled when he saw this scene, "It's all a few leather boys, they are like crawling caterpillars, where can they sit still, this stool is about to be worn through by them." β
Grandpa couldn't help but smile when he saw the three of them scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks and looking pitiful, "Okay, don't sit here, there are fireworks and cannons in the yard next to you, you go and watch, you will be responsible for lighting the fire in a while, be careful." β
When the three of them heard about the amnesty, they were busy and ran away.
"These boys, they can't do business, and it's quite slippery to run." Grandpa laughed and scolded in the back.
There was a bunch of fireworks and firecrackers in the yard next to him, stacked like a rockery, Li Shan couldn't help but speak, "My good man, this is going to blow up a hole in the sky." β
It's no wonder that Li Shan was surprised, you must know that basically every household in the village has people, and then send a fireworks, can the number add up to be scary?
"That's too much? Last time, Chen Changbing's house was a big battle, and a big hole was blown out of the ground, and now they have poured water and raised fish in it. A voice suddenly remembered, startling Li Yu and a few others.
A tall and strong young man came out of the darkness next to him, with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Li Yong, Yongzi." Li Shan was surprised, "When did you come back?" β
Li Yong took out a pack of cigarettes, handed one to Li Yu and each of them, and said, "I only came back this afternoon, and I went to look for you as soon as I came back, but you were not there." β
Li Yu also remembered the young man in front of him, Li Yong was also a repeater master, he stayed three grades, and finally graduated from elementary school with Li Yu, "Didn't you go to the army?" When was it demobilized? β
"I came back the year before last, Xiao Yu, you are the boss now, you are the most promising in our group, you had the best grades in reading back then, and now, hey, this culture is different." Li Yong sighed.
Li Gang snuffed out the cigarette, looked at it twice and said, "Xiao Yu is a college student, naturally different from us, by the way, didn't I hear that you are with Chen Xiaosan, and now you must be mixing well, and the cigarettes you smoke are all smoke hibiscus kings." β
"It's all taken out to put on the faΓ§ade, I have been at home for half a year, and I have not been willing to smoke it." Li Yong paused, "You don't say that Chen Xiaoshan is fine, as soon as you say it, I will be angry, that kid has committed an accident, he has been in for several months, and I am almost implicated." β
Li Gang was surprised, "What do you mean?" Why didn't I hear that? Every time Chen Xiaoshan comes back, he drives a luxury car, hugs a beautiful woman, and doesn't bring the same thing, what's the situation? β
Li Yong heaved and said disdainfully, "He runs a leather and meat company, and if you want to bring back any kind of beauty, you can bring back what kind of beauty, I was scolded by him to let me be his horseboy, do you think I can agree, I turned my head and left, I have to go, otherwise I am still squatting with him now." β
While we were chatting, I suddenly heard someone shouting, "Send God." Li Yu and the others hurriedly replied loudly, "It's here." β
At the moment, several people were busy scattering the firecrackers coiled, and lit them on the side, only to hear the crackling sound sound, covering up all the sounds, and at the same time, Li Shan also set up the fireworks one by one, and lit them one by one.
The dinner at night was very rich, but Li Yu and the others had no appetite at all, and anyone who smelled the smell of gunpowder for nearly an hour, even if the delicious meal was in front of them, they had no intention of moving, and a few people carried a few beers and returned to Li Yu's house, San Lang had already slept, the monkey was still watching TV, and he was very happy to see Li Yong coming.
There was no food at home, and a few people didn't want to eat, so Li Yu took out San Lang's private snacks, a full box, and drank them as snacks, and the brothers drank them after shouting at them.
The weather is getting colder and colder.
I drank too much last night, and now my head is still groggy, Li Yu lay on the bed and didn't want to get up, the thick quilt covered the whole person, only one nose and two eyes were exposed.
Suddenly felt that there was someone next to him, and when he opened his eyes, San Lang didn't know when he climbed into his bed, and the whole person was lying on Li Yu's body, sleeping soundly.
"No wonder it feels so heavy."
San Lang has now become a little chubby, Li Yu has forgotten that he once swore frankly that he would give San Lang a workout, in fact, this is not to blame him, originally he thought, but looking at the weather, he feels that it is better to stay in the bed in the morning, otherwise it will be cold, what should I do if I freeze out? As for exercising, let's wait until the beginning of spring next year. When the spring flowers are blooming, the spring waves are rippling, and the air is fresh, it is a good time to exercise.
Li Yu moved his body, San Lang suddenly woke up, and when he saw Li Yu with his eyes open, he immediately said happily, "Little uncle, little uncle, the little porcupine has opened its eyes, and the little porcupine has opened its eyes......"
It turned out that San Lang got up early in the morning and went to visit the little porcupine, but he saw two little porcupines staring at him with black eyes, and immediately wanted to tell Li Yu the good news, but when he saw that Li Yu was sleeping soundly, he didn't wake up after calling twice, but he felt sleepy, so he fell asleep on Li Yu's bed.
Li Yu originally wanted to lie in the bed and sleep in the bed, but was called up by San Lang, and couldn't help but walk in front of the little porcupine, the little porcupine opened his eyes and was screaming and turning around in the nest, probably hungry, Li Yu boiled yesterday's milk, and waited for it to cool down for the little porcupine to drink, this milk is still last night, and today's milk has not been taken yet, but the milk overnight must be boiled, otherwise it will have diarrhea if you eat it.
San Lang teased the little porcupine with a happy face, if it wasn't for Li Yu's permission, he would have wanted to take the little porcupine to the bed to play, the porcupine has some parasites on it, and fleas and the like, and when it falls on the bed, this bed will not be able to sleep.
Li Yu has suffered this crime, once a cat popped out of nowhere and slept on Li Yu's bed for a while, but when Li Yu slept at night, he couldn't stand the itch and scratched it all night, and then Li Yu formed a habit that he would definitely hang up the bed when he slept on the bed.
And children holding these small animals to sleep is easy to have accidents, Li Yu still remembers, the monkey's sister, a cute little chubby girl, very fond of holding the family cat to sleep, once a classmate gave her a little flower cat, to her happy, like no, that night to go to bed, the next day to get up, the poor kitten has been hard.
And this is a porcupine, otherwise a turn over at night, suddenly "oops" yelled, it turned out to be a porcupine stab, if it stabbed the ass or something, it doesn't matter, but if you stab the little brother ......, then the matter is big.
Li Yu yawned and went to wash, and as soon as he arrived at the pool, he saw Li Yong coming from the fish pond, holding a giant banana in his hand and eating, and saw Li Yu and smiled, "Why do you sleep until you get up, this amount of alcohol is not good, you have to exercise, you look at my brother and I, I drank two things alone last night, and now I am alive and well, and there is nothing at all." β
"You're embarrassed to say, who drank directly under the table yesterday, hugged Saburo's little porcupine and called his son, and where were you when we drank white later?" Li Yu said with disdain.
"What? And what's going on? Hehe,,," Li Yong touched his bald head and changed the subject, "How did you grow this banana?" It's big and delicious, I went to the Black Triangle for training when I was a soldier, and I never ate such a delicious banana. β
"That's nature, I planted bananas,,, etc., where did you pick these bananas?" Li Yu said busily.
"On the way from the fish pond, what's the matter, didn't you grow this banana?" Li Yong was taken aback by Li Yu's sudden performance, and forgot to feed the remaining half of the banana to his mouth.
Li Yu's face was not washed, and he walked to the fish pond at the moment, on both sides of Shiziyong Road was a thick and green banana forest, this banana forest was transplanted by Li Yu from the orchard, and later in order to make room for space, Li Yu transplanted the bananas that were overbred in the space, and the bananas in the space multiplied quickly, and unconsciously, a lush banana forest had been formed here.
The bananas on the banana trees outside were still green, and the further they went, a strong fragrance came, but Li Yu's footsteps startled a group of sparrows, fluttering and flying in the forest.
When I came inside, I found that the big bananas in the forest were ripe, dense, and all the eyes were golden, each banana was arm thick, and each bunch was at least hundreds of kilograms, Li Yu was deeply shocked, although these bananas are good varieties, but the bananas that were bore in previous years can only be said in four words, "short and concise", after the watering of the space spiritual spring, this is now much bigger than the so-called world's largest banana, which really makes Li Yu's little heart a little incompetent for a while.
These bananas are all ripe, and the top bananas don't know whether they were bitten out by mice or birds, which makes Li Yu very distressed.
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