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Ling Yang finally cleaned up slowly, Xu Bing thoughtfully shaved Ling Yang with his own hands, but the craftsmanship was very unfamiliar, and he was very happy to pull out the belt and play, I had to say that Ling Yang's Gillette blade was not sharp enough, and took out a shiny scalpel from his backpack and scraped it on Ling Yang's foam-coated chin, which was quite clean, but even if Ling Yang held his breath and was stunned for a long time, there were still a few small cuts on his face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing that Xu Bing calmly took out another bottle of Yunnan Baiyao aerosol from his bag to reduce inflammation for his wound, Ling Yang was puzzled: "Why do you carry all these things with you?" ”

"No, I'm a doctor, these are the basics!" Xu Bing said triumphantly.

"Did you bring gauze?"

Xu Bing took out a roll of medical gauze.

"Did you bring alcohol?"

Xu Bing took out another small bottle of medical alcohol.

"Ho, I don't believe it!" Ling Yang refused to admit defeat and said, "Did you bring a syringe?" ”

Xu Bingyan smiled and took out a plastic bag from his bag and opened it, skillfully took out a plastic needle, loaded the needle, and casually took out half a tube of water from the cup, and said with a smile: "Do you want to get an injection?" ”

Ling Yang was amazed: "A girl's family carries these things to and from work all day long, and I don't know what you want to do, I really doubt that you are Doraemon reincarnated, maybe ......."

The two came to Xu Bing's house playfully, knocked on the door for a long time and no one answered, Xu Bing took out the key to open the door, saw that there was no one in the house, glanced at Ling Yang, took out his mobile phone and dialed his father's number.

"Let's go!" Xu Bing put down the phone and explained: "My dad went to meet one of his old classmates, and we made an appointment to meet at Shunhe Restaurant at noon, and the room has been booked, I see that the time is about the same, let's go and wait first." ”

"Of course, how can you make our dad wait for the two of us, do you say no?" Ling Yang took a bite of our father, and his small mouth was like smeared with honey.

Xu Bing gave Ling Yang a sweet look, and took the initiative to take Ling Yang's hand and go downstairs.

There is a special means of transportation in Yubara County, which the locals affectionately call "My Neighbor Totoro". To put it bluntly, this kind of informally operated public transportation vehicle is an extended tourist bus, which is narrower than a small bar. The open carriage makes it very convenient for passengers to get on and off the bus, the drivers in order to save costs, secretly changed the gasoline power to gas power, although there are certain safety hazards, fortunately it has become a semi-underground and semi-public fact in the county, the traffic police force and the operation management office usually do not receive the so-called "hard money" from the drivers, as long as there is no accident, they will turn a blind eye and let it go.

A "Totoro" carriage is generally provided with four rows of two-seater seats, a bit similar to a small tourist sightseeing car, the price is very cheap, as long as not out of the county area are two yuan a person, beckoning to stop, as long as the destination direction is roughly the same passenger can carpool up, very convenient. Fortunately, the county is not big, although the price is not high, it is better than the passenger flow, the owners are very profitable, and they can flexibly walk through the streets and alleys of the county, which is also a unique scenery.

Ling Yang and Xu Bing's residential buildings are located near the county high school, far away from the downtown area, and taxis are scarce, so they had to wave a Totoro and prepare to sit near the central street and walk to the Shunhe Hotel.

In order to save costs, the owner of "My Neighbor Totoro" generally does not invest money in repairing the car, the car body is in tatters everywhere, dirty and can't see the original color, and some places lack screws and even find a rope to tie things up. In order to save interior space, the backrests of the seats have been removed to make it easier for passengers to get on and off the bus.

Girls love to be clean, but Xu Bing originally had a rough personality, and there were no bad habits of other girls who made small temperaments, although the family conditions were superior, and they had not been infected with the problem of picking and choosing, although the high-end hotels could come and go at will, and the roadside stalls that were out of sight could also eat with relish, and they were with their boyfriends, and they felt that they were full of sunshine around them at any time, so they pulled Ling Yang to jump on the "My Neighbor Totoro" with great interest, and sat down side by side with Ling Yang's arm affectionately.

"My Neighbor Totoro" drove a distance of several hundred meters, and just stopped at an intersection to unload passengers, Xu Bing suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched the soft flesh under Ling Yang's ribs, and glared at Ling Yang with disgust. Ling Yang gasped in pain, and wondered, "Okay, what kind of wind are you pumping?" ”

Xu Bing's pretty face suddenly turned red, and he leaned into Ling Yang's ear and warned: "There are so many people, what are you doing secretly with me, you bad guy...... Oops, you still touch! ”

Ling Yang has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, where do you not know that he has met the legendary tram idiot, who is taking advantage of his girlfriend, he can't help but be angry, thinking that you are fast enough, Lao Tzu hasn't enjoyed it much, you ran back to insert a bar. Ling Yang turned his head quickly, his sword-like gaze looked straight at the passengers behind Xu Bing, only to see a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup sitting behind her, who was intently snorting melon seeds and humming a small song, and a dignified middle-aged man next to her was caught by Ling Yang, and the hand that had just been retracted was on the tip of his nose and seemed to be enjoying it.

At this time, Xu Bing also knew that he was taken advantage of by others, and he was about to have a seizure as soon as his eyebrows were raised, but Ling Yang held Xu Bing's hand and signaled her not to do anything, but showed a murderous smile to the middle-aged woman behind him, and pleaded: "Eldest sister, the chairs in my row are a little small, and they are not very comfortable to sit on, let's change them, can you?" ”

The middle-aged woman saw a young man with clear eyebrows and begging softly, how could there be no reason not to allow it, wrapped the melon seeds and reluctantly sat down with Ling Yang in a small space, sat next to Xu Bing and continued to eat with relish.

The middle-aged uncle who just secretly touched Xu Bing can be offended, the people who come out to do this kind of thing are generally a little psychopathic, distorted sexual concepts, and need to seek special pleasure through obscene ways, often walk by the river without getting their shoes wet, the uncle is neat and old-fashioned, and it is generally not easy to be found, and when he is caught, the evidence is at most scolded and angry, but he didn't expect to meet Ling Yang, a big nemesis, today I have been down for eight lifetimes.

Seeing that his actions were recognized, as a veteran with good psychological quality, the middle-aged uncle was about to call the driver to stop and escape, but the young man just sat down and enthusiastically hugged his shoulder, and called himself Brother Li affectionately, and said that he was an old neighbor who had been separated for many years.

It's not that Ling Yang has great strength, Ling Yang systematically learned the human body structure and the essentials of grasping when he was in the police academy, and his fingers were just buckled at the gap between the shoulder joints of the middle-aged uncle, Ling Yang kept getting close to the uncle with a hippie smile, and Brother Li shouted very warmly: "Brother Li, I remember that before my family moved away, your wife was caught stealing people, and she hanged herself on the big locust tree at the intersection in a fit of anger, I don't know if you have found a wife in recent years?" ”

The middle-aged uncle was bent on escaping from Ling Yang's control, his arms were secretly competitive, and his mouth was casually perfunctory: "I didn't look for it, I've been living alone." ”

Ling Yang said again: "It's really difficult for you to look for it again, I don't know if your gonorrhea and syphilis have been cured, I heard that even the widow Zheng in the west alley has been infected by you, and she is looking for you all over the world to reimburse your medical expenses!" ”

The middle-aged woman who had just changed seats with Ling Yang glanced back with disgusted eyes, a feeling of nausea came, and she couldn't eat the melon seeds anymore, so she moved her ass forward without a trace, and opened a distance from the uncle behind her.

The middle-aged uncle struggled even harder, but Ling Yang reluctantly said: "By the way, big brother, I went to Wutai Mountain a while ago to travel and saw your daughter, what a female college is eighteen...... How beautiful she looked when she was a child! ”

Ling Yang still clasped the uncle's shoulder with one hand, and grabbed the uncle's thigh with the other hand and kneaded it, and there was a tendency to slowly move towards the uncle's buttocks, sighing: "It feels so good...... Well, I'm not talking about your daughter, but I want to say that your daughter is really out of luck now, giving a monk as a junior was caught by a nun, and more than a dozen teachers were chasing and killing them all over the street with cucumbers, that scene, tsk, you said that you can't take care of it well, and the shame is thrown to the Buddha......"

The middle-aged uncle finally collapsed, crying and pleading in a low voice: "Brother, I have no eyes, you let me go today, I will promise you any conditions, I beg you not to touch me again, I really can't stand it." ”

Ling Yang smiled, a wicked big hand continued to squeeze his uncle's buttocks, and said with a smile: "You are still unreasonable, you touch my girlfriend and I am not allowed to touch it back, I just received a little interest, and now let's officially start." By the way, you old man wants to kiss ......."