Chapter 22: The Kettle Incident
Time flies, and a month passes quickly.
The freshmen who have just transferred from high school to university have gradually become accustomed to the independent learning and living atmosphere of the university.
And since the last time Lin Yunhai helped Xia Ye in the cafeteria, the relationship between the two is not as tense as before, but they still quarrel when they meet, which makes Wu Zhixin and others quite a headache.
And Han Mo, a big man in Shandong, has often visited Lin Yunhai's dormitory since that time. The reason is that his dormitory is actually not far from Lin Yunhai's dormitory, and there are only a few rooms apart.
Zhuo Fei didn't say anything about this, because Han Mo's goods were not bad in their eyes, and they would occasionally bring them two pots of water, so the group of lazy people in the 222 dormitory naturally welcomed Han Mo's arrival. It's just that there is one person who is excepted, and that is Lin Yunhai.
Originally, Lin Yunhai and Han Mo knew each other the earliest, and they should have the best relationship. But it backfired, the reason was that Lin Yunhai didn't even have a chair in the dormitory that could sit on people, so as soon as Han Mo arrived in their dormitory, he naturally had to find a place to sit, and this place was Lin Yunhai's kennel.
Lin Yunhai was very distressed about this, and he felt sorry for his bed, everyone knew that the quality of the bed in the school dormitory was really not good. Therefore, every time he was sat by Han Mo, a one hundred and eighty pound divine beast, Lin Yunhai's poor little bed would make a clanging sound, and he almost didn't doubt that he would sleep in the future, and the bed would collapse directly in the middle of the night.
And Yang Xiaoyi, who had a conflict with Xia Ye in the cafeteria before, was actually a classmate of Han Mo High School, and the two were in the same dormitory. However, perhaps because of the last incident, the relationship between Yang Xiaoyi and Lin Yunhai is not good, and there are often gentlemen's battles.
In fact, Yang Xiaoyi's nature is not bad, but he is a little cautious.
No, Yang Xiaoyi, who was driving the expedition in person, stood majestically at the door of the 222 dormitory for some reason, looking like he was going to fight.
"Lin Yunhai, hurry up and hand over the water." Yang Xiaoyi shouted angrily at the 222 dormitory with the door closed.
"This idiot is starting again." She Chen ate instant noodles and asked without raising his head, "What should I do?" ”
"What else can I do?" Lin Yunhai said helplessly while brewing noodles, "Cold salad." ”
"But it's not a problem for him to keep calling him like that, how can he sleep later? It's almost lights out. Ye Fan was a little impatient, "Why don't you give him a few dollars to send him away?" ”
"That's not going to work." She Chen hurriedly vetoed, "It's better to give it to him." ”
"Damn, how long has it been, and you are still short of funds?" Ye Fan glanced at She Chen with disdain.
"Alright, don't tease."
Lin Yunhai swept away the water in the kettle, then threw it to Ye Fan, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You go and return it to him, let him stop yelling." ”
Facing the 222 dormitory with a free battle card, Yang Xiaoyi, who had eaten the closed door, was trembling with anger.
Just now their dormitory ran out of water, so in order to fill their stomachs, they naturally asked Han Mo, a big guy, to fetch water. But after Han Mo came back, Yang Xiaoyi found that a pot was missing. Under his questioning, he learned that Han Mo gave one of the pots of water to Lin Yunhai and their dormitory, "Emergency." ”
It turned out that when Han Mo came back from fetching water just now, he happened to meet Lin Yunhai, who was also going to fetch water.
Seeing that Han Mo had made two pots of water, Lin Yunhai naturally robbed a pot of water, and said: "The rivers and lakes are in emergency, and I will return you tomorrow." "Actually, I didn't bother to walk the water house.
This is good, as soon as he heard that the water was "robbed" by Lin Yunhai, Yang Xiaoyi suddenly didn't even eat, and came to Lin Yunhai's dormitory to ask for water.
In fact, if it was someone else given by Han Mo, even if it was a passer-by, Yang Xiaoyi would not be so angry, but only this Lin Yunhai couldn't.
"Lin Yunhai, you bastard can't get out." Yang Xiaoyi shouted in a suppressed voice, and the people in the surrounding dormitories gradually came out to see what was going on.
At this moment, the closed door of the 222 dormitory, which had been hanging the war-free card, finally slowly opened a crack, and then Ye Fan stretched out his hand and threw the kettle back to Yang Xiaoyi from the crack, and muttered very dissatisfied, "Return you." ”
Looking at the kettle thrown over, the corners of Yang Xiaoyi's mouth finally floated a smile of victory, "Sample, you still have to return it." Then he reached for the kettle.
But before Yang Xiaoyi could continue to be nervous, the smile on his face completely froze.
"Nima, run out of everything?"
Carrying the fluttering kettle, Yang Xiaoyi moved her chin with difficulty, "You bastards, you actually used it all up for me?" ”
Then Yang Xiaoyi pointed at the closed door of dormitory 222 with an almost trembling finger, and only after a long time did he spew out a sentence, "Labor curses that all your girlfriends in the dormitory are not virgins." ”
"Damn."
"This curse is poisonous, too."
The people in the other dormitories who came out to watch the play heard Yang Xiaoyi's extremely vicious curse, and they all talked about it, "This guy has a future." ”
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Hearing Yang Xiaoyi's curse, She Chen couldn't calm down, and planned to go out and have a gentleman's battle between men with him, a big battle of three hundred rounds.
But before She Chen could make a move, Zhuo Fei, who had been hiding under the covers and preparing to sleep, made the first move.
"Then I wish your girlfriend will always be a virgin."
As soon as Zhuo Fei's faint tone came out of the dormitory, those who watched the play suddenly couldn't help but burst into laughter.
And Yang Xiaoyi looked at the door of the 222 dormitory, her eyes were about to burst into flames, but she couldn't squeeze out half a sentence. In the end, it was Han Mo who appeared and forcibly dragged him back to the dormitory to end the farce.
"What club are you going to join tomorrow?" Lin Yunhai asked in a sullen voice while lying on the bed.
It turned out that in order to improve the cultural quality of students, the principal Tang Seng had issued an order that every freshman must choose a club to join, and tomorrow is the last day to choose a club.
"Of course I'm going to the Literary Society." She Chen smiled obscenely, "There are the most girls in the literary club, so there are naturally more opportunities." ”
Not to mention, She Chen's appearance with high eyes really looks a bit like a Sven, of course, as long as he can control his obscene appearance, otherwise he will only scare those so-called girls.
"I'll have to see." Zhuo Fei replied in a daze, "Where is it easy, where to go." Then he rolled over and went back to sleep.
"Why don't you all go to the basketball club with me? Ye Fan also spoke, he was not like Lin Yunhai and they only came to choose the club now, but he had already entered the basketball club as early as two weeks, "I heard that there will be an off-campus competition this year." ”
"Basketball? Don't tease me, OK? ”
Lin Yunhai put his hands in the back of his head and looked at the ceiling, "That's it, we still go to the basketball club?" He remembered that Qin Feng was a member of the basketball club when he was in high school.
How do you think about this? Lin Yunhai shook his head, "Let's plan tomorrow, the world is not as big as sleeping." Immediately afterward, dormitory 222 returned to peace.
It's just that Lin Yunhai didn't know that a few of them were really hit by Ye Fan, and later they all went to the basketball club.
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