Chapter 27: Lao Tzu's First Kiss!!
I saw a few people carrying a box of beer and some other things to eat, and I was inexplicably happy, "Haha! Chubby, my brother loves you to death! Come on, mouth! ”
"! Lao Tzu is not good at this! ”
"Oops! Here's one! Fat brother! Come on, what's up! Ha ha. ”
"! Fuck your uncle! ”
Xiaopang put down the beer he was carrying, and some snacks and peanuts and other things, and the whole person was tired and panting, "I said, a few of us have worked hard for you to get these things, you just want to kiss me and be done?" ”
Rhubarb was unconvinced again, "Grass your sister's!" As far as you have a lot to do, isn't that what should happen between brothers? ”
"Fuck off! It's none of your business! ”
Rhubarb glared at Chubby, ignored him, turned around and hugged me, "Come on!" Brother Zhuo, brother kisses you! Let him be jealous! ”
"Ugh!"
Before I could react, I was kissed by Rhubarb, and seeing this scene, Brother Feng Xue Bin and several people covered their eyes together.
After Rhubarb kissed me, he looked at me blankly, and he didn't move, I was stunned, I was stunned for two minutes, I never thought that Lao Tzu's first kiss was gone like this! Lao Tzu's first kiss was ruined by the color of rhubarb!
"I'm damn you!! Lao Tzu's first kiss!! "I'm angry, I'm really angry, screaming and pounced, a punch knocked the rhubarb who was still in place to the ground, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, punching and kicking the rhubarb plus tearing and scratching all kinds of obscene movements, I became more and more angry, I was on the verge of exploding, I wanted to tear the rhubarb, this beast. My mind is full of the sentence just now: Lao Tzu's first kiss......
Seeing this scene, the happiest thing is still Chubby, which is better than fanning the flames on the side and cheering me on, I am also really angry, hearing Chubby's agitation, I beat more violently.
I fought for a while, and I was still angry, and finally Brother Feng Xue Bin couldn't stand it anymore, so he got up and separated the two of us, but I was still very angry, "You let go of me!" I'm going to kill this brute!! ”
I screamed desperately to break free, but was held back by Brother Feng and Xue Bin, "You let go of me!" Let me go!! Lao Tzu wants to kill this pervert! Lao Tzu's first kiss!! ”
"Hahaha!" The little fat was so happy on the side, and finally he couldn't stand up laughing, and his chubby body rolled up directly on the ground, like a leather ball.
I broke free for a while, but I had no strength before I stopped.
I gasped and stared angrily at the rhubarb on the ground, if my eyes could kill, I felt like I could have killed rhubarb n times!
I stared at the rhubarb for another five minutes, and I felt that my anger had subsided a lot, and it was already like this, what else could I do? You can't kiss rhubarb again and let him come again, right?
I adjusted my mood, "Rhubarb! Do you know? That was Lao Tzu's first kiss! Lao Tzu's first kiss! Lao Tzu's first kiss, ah......"
I looked up at the starry sky and sighed, inexplicably sad, "I was ruined by you brute like this!" ”
"Lao Tzu is so sad!"
"Lao Tzu is really unwilling!"
"I really can't accept it!"
"Lao Tzu's first kiss was reserved for Xin Xinran! How can I give it to you? I'll just talk to Chubby like that, just kidding! How can you do that!? How can you do that!? ”
I'm sighing and muttering here, Brother Feng Xue Bin on the side is so happy! One by one, laughing forward and backward, one by one, all holding their stomachs, it looks so painful, but it is also so happy!
Especially Xiaopang, he laughed directly, and the whole person shrank into a ball, rolling around on the ground, rolling this cheerful!
Just as I continued to mumble, Rhubarb finally moved, stood up, looked at me, looked at me with some grievances in his eyes, and said lightly: "Actually, I am also the first kiss!" Why are you so fierce? ”
After Rhubarb finished speaking, Brother Chubby Feng laughed even crazier.
But when I heard this sentence from Rhubarb, I suddenly became angry again, "I'm going to fuck you!" What happened to your first kiss!! Is your first kiss as precious as Lao Tzu!! You don't care about your first kiss, but Lao Tzu does!! I'm fucking you!! Lao Tzu's first kiss didn't give you a brute!! ”
I rushed over again and beat the rhubarb so hard that finally my whole face was swollen by me, and the blood in my nose kept flowing out, and my whole face was stained red with blood, and even in such a dark night, I felt a little panicked.
Brother Feng was still laughing on the side, I suddenly stopped, seeing the appearance of rhubarb, I suddenly softened, and lost my temper, I sat on the side and looked at Rhubarb, his eyes were still so resentful, it made me seem like what happened to him, made me feel uncomfortable, this depression.
I looked at Brother Feng who was still laughing wildly, I didn't feel funny at all, lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and stuffed it into Rhubarb's mouth, Rhubarb didn't say anything, and started smoking, one puff after another, looking like he was enjoying it.
After a while, Brother Feng and a few people also finished laughing and pointed at us, "I said, you two are too weird, aren't you?" ”
I deliberately bypassed the topic, "Khan! Okay, Brother Feng, let's not talk about those sad things, come on, drink and drink! ”
"Drink Mao's wine! You two are so affectionate, don't show it for a while? I glanced at Chubby, probably because he sensed that I was angry again, so he quickly covered his mouth.
Brother Feng also quieted down, and pointed to the three boxes of beer on the ground, "Come on, brothers, them for me!" ”
When Brother Feng said "dry", he used not one sound, but four sounds, which made Xiaopang catch it again, "Brother Feng, why is your taste heavier than that of the stupid Zhuo and the big yellow dog?" Don't you have a sister-in-law? Why do you want to do it? Chubby finished and pointed to the beer.
"Hahaha!" I couldn't help laughing, Brother Feng was also irritable, and he was beaten according to Xiaopang.
After a while, we quieted down, and the brothers sat together, each holding a bottle of beer, eating peanuts and rice snacks, listening to the two people arguing and arguing wildly, plus the night breeze, it felt cool!
I have to say that because of this little episode, my mood suddenly brightened up a lot, these stupid brothers! Even in my heart, I still have an apology for the condom, but I am pressed to the bottom of my heart, I know that I can't change the current situation, and silently said to the condom in my heart: Brother, hold on! When I have the opportunity in the future, I will do everything I can to compensate you! When there is a chance in the future, the brothers will continue to be chic and happy.
I wanted to keep it in my heart, but after a few beers, I couldn't control myself more and more, and I felt more and more guilty.
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