Sleeping until midnight, the mobile phone rang, Fang Lan opened his eyes hurriedly, the caller number flashed on the screen, and said with a smile: "It's Master!" Good news so soon? ”

Connected to the phone, the old man's voice came through the air, "Apprentice, the teacher has interceded for you, and the surnamed Xue promised me that I would not trouble you in half a month, and the price was: a picture of the water monster of Qingxi Palace" by Zhang Shengqiu. The tone was depressed and quite painful.

Fang Lan didn't know who Zhang Seng Miao was, but the things that could make the old man difficult to give up were extremely precious, and he said sincerely: "Master, thank you." ”

The old man coughed, "Don't be busy thanking you first, it's not too late to thank me after I finish speaking." Regarding the prescription you talked about, the teacher rummaged through the books in his home and scratched hundreds of hairs, and finally had some eyebrows. ”

Fang Lan was overjoyed and said with a smile: "Don't sell Guan Zi when you are old, the apprentice is anxious to wait for Fang Zi to save his life." If there is any good way, say it quickly. ”

The old man smiled treacherously, "Apprentice, this method is a bit fragrant, and it is not easy to succeed when you are idle." There are three prerequisites. First, a woman must help, if it is a virgin, it is better, as for whether the woman is beautiful or ugly, it doesn't matter, ugly, it doesn't matter if the old woman is ......"

When he said this, Fang Lan frowned again and again, "Master, aren't you entertaining me." It's not that you don't know, apprentice, I have a normal orientation, and I have never dared to be interested in old women. ”

The old man smiled, "Who is interested in entertaining you." Don't interrupt, listen to me. Second, this woman must be able to martial arts and have deep roots; Third, the other party must be willing, willing to strip to bed, and accompany you to bed. ”

Fang Lan has always been smart, and when he heard this, he had already guessed three points, "Master, you don't always want me to pick yin and supplement yang." The apprentice is a novice, and although he has thought about such a bad thing, he has never done it. ”

The old man smiled: "Guessed right, it is the dual cultivation of yin and yang." What are you kid pretending to be pure? The method of double cultivation, the teacher has already passed on you, and you should have found a person to practice your hands a long time ago. The difficulty is that where to find a woman who knows martial arts and persuade her to sleep with you? And this woman can't be too old and ugly, it's really a headache. ”

Fang Lan said in his heart: "There is really such a woman. ”

The old man thought for a while, seemed to have an epiphany, and shouted: "Yes, the proprietress of Guose Tianxiang is good!" Duanmu Die, a female baby, is not only good at martial arts, but also not ugly. Why don't you get the moon first near the water, think of ideas, and take her in? Hey, no, no, Duanmu has an ambiguous relationship with the county magistrate, and it's inconvenient to start, it's difficult! ”

Fang Lan was taken aback, "Master, you are too good at, the idea of beating Sister Die, the apprentice still wants to live a few more years." Can't you be reliable? ”

The old man sighed, "Duanmu Die's qualifications and appearances are all the best candidates, except for her, I can't think of a second person for the teacher." Fuck, you kid cowered, it's too unsuitable for Lao Tzu's temperament, and you don't care about it. "Smack, hung up the phone.

Fang Lan shook his head and smiled bitterly, "My master, why is it that the older I get, the hotter my temper becomes?" Pity my master who has never met, some of the sins have suffered. ”

"Actually, Master's method is not impossible to try, the premise is that Sister Chen must nod." Tomorrow I'll probe her mouth. Ah, not tomorrow, Sister Chen has to face the wall and think about it, goodbye to her, it's been a week. It's okay, don't be in a hurry for a while, just use these seven days to make up for your body. The figure in front of the young master, even if he wants to double cultivate, he can't do it. ”