"How do you eat a good dinner in the sewer? Catch a few sewer mice, scoop a bowl of dirty water, prepare a pot and spices, and you're all set! Our first dish was mouse offal miso soup, which was rich in vitamins and tasted good to chew, and the second course was fried rat steak ......"

"Bastard, you give me death!"

Jin Duan kicked the Eryue knife that was putting on a show to the ground, and several people continued to discuss what to eat tonight under the lamp. Of course, Tu Wuyu still said: "Let's grill dried fish with eggplant, it's delicious and delicious, and the ingredients are ready-made." Insect Ting said: "We can make fish-flavored shredded pork, potato and egg soup, shrimp dumplings, egg rolls, etc." ”

"You haven't figured out the crux of the matter!" Jin Duan said solemnly, "We are in the sewers now, we don't want anything, we can't eat normally." ”

"A sandwich or a hamburger is ready." Lu Su said, "The more convenient, the better." ”

"But now that we have a pot, why don't we make Malay fried bread?"

"What's that?" The crowd who had never heard the term looked at her stupidly.

"It's a high-energy, delicious food, and easy to make!" Jin Duan said angrily, "I'll write a list of materials, Tu Wuyu, you are a human being, please go up and buy vegetables." ”

"Leave it to me!"

When Tu Wuyu came back from grocery shopping, a few people sat there quietly, everyone was a stranger, and they didn't talk much when they were free, only a few of them occasionally said a few words.

The smoke from the old man's breath drifted in the dim light.

"Hey!" The seductive female voice suddenly sounded from the darkness behind Lu Su, and tapped his shoulder with a finger.

"How?" Lu Su asked.

In the dark, he handed a notebook and a pen: "Sign it for me, Battle Hero." ”

"Huh?" Lu Su was flattered, he had never encountered such an honor.

"I adore you!" Spider Girl in the dark said, "You defeated the Heavenly Wound in N City, and you didn't know that you have many fans of the same kind on the Internet." ”

"I really don't know, haha!"

"Signature, can't you?"

"Yes, yes!" Lu Su took the notebook and pen, because he hadn't practiced, the name he wrote was ugly. Although his writer father often autographs people, he is really full of happiness when this kind of thing really happens to him.

The book was taken back, and the spider girl said, "The words of the big hero are so ugly! ”

"Ugh."

"But I'll treasure it, thank you! Big ~ British ~ Male. She laughs.

"I didn't expect that." Lu Su said to Jin Duan with a fluttering color.

Jin Duan sneered and glanced at Worm Ting, who made a grimace at Lu Su: "It's a big fuss!" Someone was going to ask me for an autograph while you weren't there. ”

"Really?"

"Of course, more people want Sister Jin. Sister Jin, wait a minute! ”

Worm Ting ran to the dark place, and after a while, she brought a large number of books: "Sister Jin, these are books that I want you to sign." ”

"Bring it." Jin Duan clasped her hands and said, she glanced at Lu Su coldly, "An admirer, is it also worth showing off?" ”

"I'm so cowardly......" Lu Su said embarrassedly.

Jin Duan sat there, signing his name in a dance, Lu Su leaned over to look at it and asked her, "When did you practice signing your signature, I almost couldn't recognize what the words were." ”

"There's a star fan, right...... Actually, I don't know what I'm writing about, the uglier it is, the more handsome it is, haha! ”

After signing a thick pile of books, he patted them on the ground, and shouted majestically to the dark: "Whose book is it, take it yourself!" ”

has long been accustomed to the attention of others, and it seems that there is no tension and excitement at all. …,

There was a small commotion in the dark, and the commotion was getting louder and louder, and the ear moon knife tore Lu Su's sleeve and said, "Something big is going to happen!" Let's get out of here. ”

"What?"

Suddenly, as if the sky was falling apart in all directions, those of the same kind who were cowering in the dark rushed over together, pouring into the small circle shrouded in light, like a group of blind star chasers, like a group of fishy flies and insects, surrounding the brocade and insects in it.

"Holy Bone, sign my name! Signed in my face. ”

"Skeleton Woman, can I pull your hair as a souvenir? Just one! ”

"Holy Bone General, please kick me!"

"I want to sign too, both of them, is that okay?"

Such a crazy scene was stunned by the few people who were left out in the cold, and it was unbelievable that these two people, who usually lived together, laughed and scolded, were actually burdened with such a reputation...... Their lives before their amnesia must have been a glorious legend.

"Why do I suddenly feel a little jealousy?" Lu Su said.

"What's there to be jealous of, you've also been to the Holy Bone." "I've touched this adult's buttocks." ”

"If you say this kind of thing, you are careful of being beaten by the fan group...... No, I need to stay away from you. ”

"Vixens and big idiots are so popular." Long Kui, who was sitting on Lu Su's shoulder, said in surprise, "Were they very powerful before?" ”

"Probably so."

You can make a lot of money by releasing a record or writing a book like this...... But these two things are insulated from them, and without the fleeting aperture of light at the moment, they are still ordinary companions.

After this commotion, these people who were afraid of revealing their identities retreated into the darkness, in fact, this mentality is not difficult to understand, if Lu Su is now a third- or fourth-order demon, he will also be afraid of being known on such an occasion.

Not long after, Tu Wuyu came back with a large bag of ingredients, and he said distressedly: "The money on my body is not enough, I will exchange it for dried fish, but it is still not enough." Except for the salt that is enough for everyone to eat, it is actually not enough to eat. ”

"You forgot I was here." Lu Su said.

"Oh, yes! Hey, why is it so messy here, why are there so many shoes on the ground, is there a fight? ”

"He was just wheeled J." Lu Su pointed to the Ear Moon Knife and said.

Tu Wuyu believed it, stared at the Eryue knife and said, "It's hard work." ”

"Serve the people." The Ear Moon Knife replied.

"Tu no fish!" Jin Duan called out to him, "Bring the things, ready to cook!" ”

Tu Wuyu put the smokeless alcohol stove and pan on the table, and there is nothing to do with him, in fact, he usually lives with Zhi, and he is also good at cooking.

"Boss, turn into a kitchen knife."

He handed the crow letter that turned into a kitchen knife into Worm Ting's hands, and the two girls began to get busy. Malay frying is made by chopping beef and onions, stirring with the egg mixture, then pouring oil into a pan, pouring the mixture in, and then buttoning the cut bread on top...... This bread looks like a hedgehog without thorns.

Once the mixture has solidified, it is on one side of the bread, and then it is turned over and snapped together with another slice of bread. Succeed with flying colors!

Because there is meat, eggs, and butter, the energy is very high, and the taste is quite good, at least it seems.

"Hah, it's done!" Jin Duan waved his hand like a general, "Su, let's make 10,000 servings for everyone to eat." ”

Next, the hard work begins!

Also copied was the canned Coke, and when all 10,000 dinners were ready to be placed on the tarp, Lu Su was so tired that he was almost unable to stand still.

This special meal was quite delicious, the bread was slightly browned, and the gravy entered the bread, and the taste was very strong, although it was still a little unsatisfying to eat it in the stomach. …,

Because it was cooked by the Holy Bone General, some people actually carried it in their arms as a souvenir...... What's the point of doing this, twenty years later, pointing to a pile of moldy bread in a glass cover, and telling his descendants that it was made by a celebrity back then?

"I can't fill my stomach at all!" "Wait a minute, I'll buy a pig's trotter to gnaw." ”

"You'd better be honest, you shameless nude patch, you're the center of attention wherever you go!" Lu Su said.

"It would be nice to have a glass of wine, a plate of stir-fried vegetables, and a plate of screws." The old man sat there after eating.

"Wine! Cuisine! No screws, let's eat peanuts! Lu Su copied him one by one, and finally whispered: "Shh, don't be seen, I will be tired and vomit blood if I copy 10,000 more copies." ”

"Or are you filial." The old man nodded in praise.

"Holy Bone General!" The sturdy man before said, "The last general will single-handedly loot a supermarket to solve everyone's urgent needs, what is it?" ”

"Keep it low! Don't cause trouble. Jin Duan said.

"The last general obeys!"

"We were in the three chapters of the video disc before, one is not to leak information to humans, the second is not to fight each other, and the third is not to spy on each other's information......" Lu Su said, "I suddenly found that we are missing the most critical one!" ”

"What?"

"Don't hurt humans! If someone doesn't have enough to eat in these two days, or is too idle, and goes up to kill people, it's not good. ”

"Since I didn't say it before, now I add it temporarily, others will only say that you are going back on your word, just like a child doing a game and adding settings......" When Jin Duan said this, Worm Ting lowered her head in shame, "If you don't say it, you don't say it, anyway, this is the territory of the demon slayer, and most of the same kind don't dare to move, even if one or two humans die." ”

"Alright! Sure enough, I haven't experienced this kind of thing, and I'm inexperienced. ”

"Huh!" Tu Wuyu suddenly said, "Why are there only a few of us sitting in the middle, and they all have to hide?" ”

"You're so slow to react, you should ask this kind of question when you enter the door." Jin Xuan said.

"Haha, it's over."

"They are afraid of revealing their looks, so they hide in the dark."

"Why aren't we afraid?"

"Because we're already so strong!" Jin Duan said proudly.

Lu Su said: "Speaking of which, I also have a question! Those who are hiding in the shadows are not to mention the same kind below the second order, and those who sit in the middle are either first-order, or those who are not afraid to be with us, such as Brother Chu and the little friends, or the troublesome demon like Lu Yixian that others dare not do......"

"What's wrong?"

"So, where did the other first order go? Are they also hiding? ”