Chapter 186: Who the hell doesn't flush the toilet when he goes to the bathroom!
And Lin Yunhai was so messed up by Xia Ye, although he was depressed, he couldn't help it, who made him not pay attention to it at the beginning. And when he thought that he would still not be able to get rid of that kind of "dire water" life in the future, Lin Yunhai's crying heart suddenly left, causing him to be depressed all day, and he didn't even have the appetite to eat.
It's just that in the eyes of others, Lin Yunhai's depressed performance is the result of being "trained" by Xia Ye.
Lin Yunhai naturally didn't know what his classmates thought, but occasionally he was a little strange when he saw the "sympathetic" gaze in Han Mo's eyes, labor and management were just blinded, as for looking at me with this kind of eyes?
Fortunately, Lin Yunhai didn't know what other students were thinking, otherwise it was estimated that he would directly start a war with Xia Ye.
In the end, although he was unwilling, but due to the obscenity of Xia Ye and Zhang Yi, Lin Yunhai could only obediently attend classes for a whole day.
In the past, for Lin Yunhai, although the class was very monotonous and boring, the time passed quite quickly, and there were not many college classes, taking some classes and skipping some classes, so that a week passed quickly.
But now, for Lin Yunhai, it is not an exaggeration to say that the time in class is like a year.
In this way, Lin Yunhai spent a day directly in a state of confusion, and he didn't even go to eat at noon and ran back to the dormitory to make up for sleep, in fact, he went to say goodbye to his "son" Pillow, after all, he couldn't be "loved" with Pillow-kun in the future. (PS: Since being targeted by the summer night and not having to sleep lazy, the pillow on his bed is as cute as his son to Lin Yunhai, so he has been calling his pillow his son since then.) )
Fortunately, there is still a conscience on a summer night. did not force Lin Yunhai to study on his own at night, otherwise Lin Yunhai would have gone completely crazy and desperately declared war on Xia Ye.
As for the declaration of war, Lin Yunhai has thought about it, dead man. If you want to fight you, either you will be beaten to death by me, or I will be killed by my mother!
But when Lin Yunhai returned to the dormitory after a day's class, it was almost half past six in the afternoon, and as for dinner, he skipped it directly, so why do you still have food there now?
You must know that Tang Seng in order to promote the traditional thrifting virtue of "who knows that Chinese food is hard work" in the school. The meals in the canteen are limited every day, and anyway, there are cold dishes left in addition to the iron pot that goes late.
As for the other three in the 222 dormitory, they skipped class and went to the cafeteria as early as four o'clock to eat the first freshly baked meal that the cafeteria master had just prepared.
"Holy. Yunhai, what are you doing? It looks like a kidney deficit."
In the 222 dormitory, Ye Fan, who was originally playing a game with Zhuo Fei, was frightened when he saw Lin Yunhai's eyes black and his weak walking.
"Kidneys are bad for your sister." Lin Yunhai lay on the bed and scolded weakly, "Don't mention it, my mother, the man, that's damn it." It's a fire when you think about it! ”
And Zhuo Fei, who had been playing the game, reminded coldly when he saw Lin Yunhai's appearance. "Tell you to be modest, don't listen, your kidneys are losing, you even climb two flights of stairs like this, you look like you're half-dead, obviously overindulgent, I really feel that the future is gloomy for your future sexual life......"
"Damn, concubine, you ......"
Lin Yunhai obviously didn't expect Zhuo Fei to fall into the well, you must know that the most taboo thing for men is that others say that they can't do it!
It's just that Zhuo Fei doesn't seem to want Lin Yunhai to speak. Without waiting for Lin Yunhai to refute, he spoke first. "Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth."
"Fuck off, labor and management explain your brother-in-law."
Being so doubted by Zhuo Fei that he was the basic of a man, for the sake of self-esteem, Lin Yunhai suddenly bounced up from the bed and said sadly, "Damn, labor and management want to overindulge, the question is who will indulge me, who will overindulge me!" ”
As soon as he mentioned this, Lin Yunhai wanted to cry without tears, his mother has lived for 20 years, but he is still a standard innocent man, sad or not.
But Zhuo Fei didn't pay attention to Lin Yunhai's explanation, but silently glanced at Lin Yunhai's right hand, "Who else can there be, of course, the fifth concubine who has been loyal to you for more than ten years." ”
Hearing Zhuo Fei's ridicule, even Ye Fan, who had been on the side, couldn't help but subconsciously glance at Lin Yunhai's right hand, although he didn't make a sound, his shoulders that had been shaking slightly showed that he was not as calm as he seemed.
"Roll ......"
Seeing Zhuo Fei and Ye Fan's performance, Lin Yunhai glanced at the two of them, he knew that the reason why Concubine Ai said this was just to let him play games with them, after all, he banned the game for the sake of sketching a few days ago.
After figuring out this layer, Lin Yunhai couldn't sit still, so he directly pulled over the table and turned on the computer.
Seeing Lin Yunhai so cooperative, Zhuo Fei closed his mouth leisurely, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, glanced at Ye Fan, and then started the game together very tacitly.
"What's this cup?"
After boarding the game, Lin Yunhai noticed that on the cup on his table, there was a milky yellow drink like milk tea, which was still a little warm when he held it in his hand.
For a while, Lin Yunhai's stomach, which had no appetite for a day, protested again, and then he didn't think much about it, and directly picked it up and took a sip.
"Hey...... Don't ......"
Seeing that Lin Yunhai actually drank that cup of "milk tea", Ye Fan originally wanted to stop it out loud, but he was a step too slow.
"Poof......
Suddenly, Lin Yunhai, who was still drinking milk tea, squirted out the milk tea that had been pouring into his throat for some reason in a posture of a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, and roared angrily, "I'll go, what the is this...... It's so unpleasant......" and then without saying a word, he ran to the bathroom and poured the cup of "milk tea" in his hand!
"Oh, don't!"
Seeing that Lin Yunhai was about to pour the "milk tea", Ye Fan hurriedly got up and ran to the bathroom to stop it, but it was too late, and the cup of "milk tea" was already lying quietly in the toilet.
"What the hell is this!" Lin Yunhai asked again with a bitter face, and when he thought of the fat and greasy taste in his throat now, he felt disgusted.
"Why are you so impulsive!" Looking at the butter tea in the toilet, Ye Fan said with some pity, "It was brought by Ah Ri from the dormitory next door, their family's specialty butter tea." ”
"I can't say it sooner!"
Hearing that it was a specialty brought by his classmates, Lin Yunhai grinned a little helplessly, Lao Mo was a classmate from the dormitory next door to them, from Mongolia, and his natal life was Arislan, because of his name, the surrounding classmates called him Ah Ri. Ah Ri is usually very enthusiastic about others, and often takes souvenirs to the students in the surrounding dormitories, but what Lin Yunhai poured out just now is the specialty "butter tea" he brought from home this time. In order to make the students drink better, he even took it after the dormitory was hot, as for what kind of heat, as an electrician major, Ah Ri certainly has his own way.
"I'd like to wait to give Cobra a try!" Ye Fan complained a little helplessly, and at the same time glanced at Lin Yunhai with resentment, and cold sweat broke out on Lin Yunhai's back when he saw it, he knew that Ye Fan's so-called giving She Chen a try was not a good intention, because he just tried it.
As soon as he thought of this, Lin Yunhai also regretted his impulse just now, I have tried it, how can I let She Chen's two goods escape?
But it's useless to regret it, after all, it's already poured, so you can't go to the toilet and put it up!
"Are you alright?"
At this time, Zhuo Fei's lazy voice also came, "The game is coming, come on!" ”
Hearing this, Lin Yunhai shrugged his shoulders, glanced at Ye Fan helplessly, and then ran back to guard the computer to play games, and even forgot to flush the toilet.
Half an hour later, She Chen, who had just come back from outside, wanted to take a bath, but when he took his clothes to the bathroom, he looked at the butter tea in the toilet, he has always been known for nausea, and he has always had a high immunity to dirty things, but he couldn't help but say disgustingly, "I'll go to his seventh uncle, who the doesn't flush the toilet when he goes to the toilet!! Damn, and I don't need a paper after going to the toilet......" After saying that, he escaped from the bathroom as if he was deserted.
(First of all, here Lan Rui would like to thank one of my readers, Mr. A, thank you for your support for so long, what you said made me instantly motivated!) I only saw your message when I logged in to the background today, so I immediately coded a chapter when I went to work! Lan Rui will work hard to update, anyway, is Ah Zhen interested in entering the play! Take a walk in the text! If you are interested, please leave a message! (To be continued......)