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"What are you doing with your helmet?" Seeing Peng Wei coming out with a bitter gourd face holding his helmet, I couldn't help but ask him curiously.|Text||

"Isn't it because of you!" Peng Wei yelled at me angrily, and ran to the 303 dormitory.

I shrank my neck and didn't dare to squeak, and the second monk followed him in confusion.

When he arrived at the door of 303, Peng Wei sniffed the helmet in his hand again, frowned, and pouted: "Oh, this smell!" But he took a deep breath and buckled his helmet to his head, then pushed the door open and crept inside.

I also followed Peng Wei into the dormitory, and I saw a person sleeping on a bed by the window in the bedroom.

I took a closer look, yes, it's the Great Sage, but the way this Great Sage is sleeping at this time is really ・・・・・・ Tai・・・・・・ what can I say?

Yes, that's bold!

I saw that the great sage did not cover the quilt, he was thin, but he opened his arms, spread his legs, and fell asleep soundly in the shape of a big open and closed "big" character, which is not counted, the most excessive thing is that this great sage is actually a naked sleeping lover, and there is not even a small briefs on his body, in the middle of him, a small "flagpole" stands proudly, and there is a momentum that dares to compete with the "golden hoop stick".

Looking at his face, his eyes were closed, but he was slightly bent, his mouth was wide open, and he made a rhythmic "huha" snoring sound from inside, and there was a string of saliva at the corner of his mouth that did not dry up, which spread to the pillow, so that he didn't know which unlucky ghost's pillow was wet with a large piece, but he himself still laughed lewdly from time to time in his dream, and he didn't know what spring dream he was doing, and there were a few beautiful girls in that dream.

When I saw the Great Sage who was sleeping like this, I was stunned by his "spirit" and was full of urine, but Peng Wei seemed to have long been used to it, and quietly walked to the side of the Great Sage's bed, with his legs straight, bowed to his waist, and whispered to the Great Sage: "Holy brother, wake up, wake up!" ”

The Great Sage calmly continued to sleep.

When Peng Wei saw it, he had no choice but to stretch out his hands, gently push the arm of the Great Sage, raise his voice a little, and continue to shout: "Holy brother, wake up, wake up!" ”

The Great Sage's eyes were still closed, but he suddenly reached out to the "flagpole", stroked twice, smacked his mouth, hehe twice, and continued to sleep.

Peng Wei straightened his waist, looked at the Great Sage a little embarrassed, and reached out to scratch his head, only to find that he was wearing a helmet, so he quickly put his hand down again.

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, Peng Wei suddenly shouted as if he suddenly remembered something: "Qiongqiong bathing, all services, all half-price!" ”

"Really!"

The Great Sage suddenly jumped up as if he had pressed a rocket launcher under his buttocks, but unexpectedly, it was a bunk bed, and his head suddenly hit the upper bunk bed.

"I'm grass!" The Great Sage covered his head and scolded bitterly.

Peng Wei immediately stood up respectfully and said, "Brother Sheng, wake up, someone is looking for you・・・・・・"

"Looking for Nima!"

"Bang ・・・・・・ Bang ・・・・・・ Bang ・・・・・・"

The Great Sage couldn't help but say, standing on the edge of the bed, putting his arm around Peng Wei's head, and smashing it against the helmet, which made me know the infinite use of this helmet, it seems that for various disasters, it is right to prepare in advance.

It is estimated that the Great Sage has not woken up yet, or he knocked his head stupidly just now, and smashed his helmet more than ten times before he realized that his hand hurt, and quickly stopped, grinning and shaking his wrist again and again.

Peng Wei thought that the disaster was over, and said again: "Holy brother, have you woken up now?" ”

"Nima!" Although his hand was hurt, the great sage suddenly kicked it violently, Peng Wei took two steps back, and sat on the ground with his ass, disasters are always unpredictable, no matter how perfect the preparation is, it can't avoid any losses.

"SB, hahahahaha・・・・・・"

There was a sudden laughter at the door, and I looked back to see that the three landlords were actually hiding at the door to watch the excitement.

The Great Sage tilted his head and glared at the door, and the three landlords immediately showed a bitter gourd face like Yang Bailao, "My family really can't afford to pay the rent", and they didn't dare to say anything more.

Everyone didn't dare to make a sound, the Great Sage sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes again, and after a long time, the Great Sage didn't open his eyes, I knew that it was already in class, I was anxious, and I wanted to talk to him, but Peng Wei had already stood up, took off his helmet, grabbed me, and said to my ear: "Holy brother wake up, don't talk!" ”

As soon as Peng Wei's words were finished, the great sage with his eyes closed suddenly stretched out two fingers, Peng Wei saw it, and hurriedly searched his body, but found nothing, and hurriedly said to the three landlords at the door: "Hurry up, smoke!" ”

"Oh." One of them took out a cigarette, ran to the great sage, put the cigarette in the two fingers of the great sage, and when the great sage put the cigarette to his mouth, he quickly lit it again.

The Great Sage took a deep puff of his cigarette before he opened his eyes, and then looked at me.

"Saint Brother!" I shouted properly.

"Little Xiaobi, did you let that little white face named Gao Shuai beat me before you thought of looking for me?" As soon as the Great Sage opened his mouth, he stated the purpose of my coming to him.

"Yes, Brother Sheng, they beat me up after the evening self-study last night!" I replied honestly.

"Come here, I'll take a look!" The Great Sage beckoned to me, and I walked over to his side.

The Great Sage squinted his eyes and pinched my still slightly swollen face, and said, "It's not hurt, it's just a little swollen, and it's nothing!" ”

"Where, and here!" I lifted my clothes again, revealing my bruised belly.

"Grass, this handsome little white face is quite yin, and he is looking for places that he can't see!" The Great Sage smiled and said.

"Brother Saint, what you said ・・・・・・ something, I can ask you for help!" I looked at the Great Sage with hope on my face and said.

"Well, how do you want me to help you?"

"I want you to help me teach Gao Shuai a lesson, I think he won't dare to bully me anymore when you beat him, I want him to apologize to me in front of the whole class!" When it comes to Gao Shuai, I say with hatred.

"No, Brother Sheng, don't you promise this kid, and apologize to him in front of the whole class, don't you want you to slap that little white face in front of the whole class, Brother Sheng, don't forget, you are still carrying the punishment now, and besides, we will take the college entrance examination soon, if you let the school know, you don't want to go to school, let alone take the exam!" Before the Great Sage could speak, Peng Wei suddenly shouted to the Great Sage in a hurry.

Then, Peng Wei glared at me again and scolded: "Little b, I knew that you were so excessive, so Lao Tzu didn't bring you here, you hurry up and get out, you are old, and you dare to make so many requests." ”

"Don't, I'm ・・・・・・ then don't beat him in front of the whole class, just find a place where no one is to beat him, as long as he doesn't dare to bully me anymore!" As soon as I heard Peng Wei's words, I quickly changed my words.

"Fart, it's not related to you, and it's not our brother, why should I help you ・・・・・・"

"Pengzi, you don't have to say a word, what to do, I know it myself!" The Great Sage waved his hand to Peng Wei and said.

After saying goodbye to Peng Wei, the Great Sage kept smoking, squinting at me, and looked at me with a creepy look, but I didn't dare to speak, until a cigarette was finished, the Great Sage threw the cigarette fart, smiled at me and said: "Have you thought about it, if I really help you hit that little white face, can you bear the consequences?" ”

"The consequences? What can be the consequences? I couldn't help but ask stupidly.

The Great Sage said very seriously: "Let's not talk about whether you will be punished, you are an honest person, you have never fought, let alone contact with people like us, but if I come out and help you beat that little white face, then whether it is your classmates or friends, they will definitely be afraid of you, will avoid you, and are unwilling to associate with you, you also know that none of us have a good reputation, and if you get involved with us people, no one will treat you as a good person!" ”

"Didn't you say it, good people don't necessarily have good rewards, I think that's right, since that's the case, then I'll just be a complete villain, it's okay to get involved with you, it's not bad, it's good to be feared, at least it's better than being bullied, anyway, I don't have any friends!" After listening to the words of the Great Sage, I said to him categorically.

"Okay, since I have your words, then I'll help you!" The Great Sage grinned and said to me.

When Peng Wei heard this, he said anxiously: "Brother Sheng, you ・・・・・・"

"Okay, needless to say, I've already decided, this kid is ・・・・・・ right, what's your name?" The Great Sage turned around and asked me.

"Qiao Huiwen!"

"Oh, yes, mosquito, mosquito will be my brother in the future, his business, it's my business, I'll help him out," Speaking of this, the great sage looked at Peng Wei with an unhappy face and said: "I think so much for me, Lao Tzu has been repeating his studies for two years and has not been admitted to college, if it weren't for the family's force, Lao Tzu would have entered the society early, maybe now he has taken you out of the world, how can he still be the boss in such a broken school!" ”

After listening to the Great Sage, Peng Wei looked at me, and said to the Great Sage: "Okay, ・・・・・・Brother Sheng, I've heard that this handsome man is actually nothing, but his family is quite rich, I'm afraid that he will take the money to find ・・・・・・."

Before Peng Wei finished speaking, the great sage suddenly waved his hand at him again, and said with a disdainful face: "Grass, I'm afraid of a JB, remember my words, money is for spending, not for fear, what can you do if you have money, it's not a head for a life, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, rich people are actually most afraid of people like us who have no money, because we will play with our lives, they will only play with women!" ”