When Zhang Lan said this, Mo Liyan pursed his lips and chuckled: It turns out that it seems that Brother Wu has his own troubles, and he can even encounter so many troubles when he comes out to play. It seems that when he was in school, there was always trouble waiting for him all the time, and it seems that this guy was born to be in trouble?

Just as a few people were talking, there was a burst of "Get out of the way!" Give *** to Lao Tzu get out of the way! When Zhang Lan turned his head to take a closer look, he saw that there were about five or six policemen rushing towards him with batons, and there was a posture of "majestic, high-spirited, and transnational Yalu River", and the shouts were also from them.

Behind these five or six menacing policemen were the same guys who had just shouted to themselves to let them wait for them to run away. It's just that at this moment, the faces of these guys are no longer the panicked expressions of the dogs just now, but a look of pride, and that look is very straightforward to show off to Zhang Lan: Boy, aren't you quite capable of fighting? Now that the police are here, we have the police as the backstage, and if you have the ability, you can call the police for me?

In their impression, in these days, the police represent majesty, and if you dare to be dishonest, they will send you directly to the prison to squat. There may be villagers who gather together and dare to fight against the people of the town government, but absolutely no one dares to fight against the police - there is a better way to get into the bureau, and there is no way to do it.

It's just that while these guys are triumphantly preparing to see the jokes of Zhang Lan and others, they seem to have forgotten a fact: In China, if you beat the police and go to prison, you are not hard enough in the background, as long as you are hard enough in the background, not to mention just beating a few policemen, when necessary, even if you kill someone, you can find a legitimate reason to defend yourself.

Hit the police? To be honest, if it was really necessary, it would be fought, and Zhang Lan really didn't care. As for whether to fight or not, it depends on what kind of policeman it is, if it is a good policeman, then naturally it cannot be beaten, these years, good policemen are like pandas are becoming fewer and fewer, although they can't increase the number of good policemen, but they can't let good policemen be stimulated in their own hands; But if it is the kind of person who can't be said to be abusive, but he is also a bastard, not only does he not fulfill the duties of the police all day long, but instead thinks about taking cards from the mouths of the people to beat the police, and beats and beats, Zhang Lan will not have any psychological burden, who made them born with a pair of bones that are not beaten?

"Just now we received a report from the masses, saying that you are picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and you also injured people, the circumstances are very serious, and the nature is very bad!" looked at Du Qiang and his companion who were screaming on the ground as if they were being stabbed and pigs, and asked Zhang Lan, "You injured these two people?" ”

At this moment, Du Qiang and his companion with a broken arm also seemed to be blessed with a broken leg, and the pain of broken bones in his body seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant, sitting on the ground and shouting desperately, "Uncle Du, Uncle Du, it was this bastard who kicked my leg off, you must arrest him!" ”

"Also, also, Uncle Du, my arm was also broken for me by this bastard!" Another unlucky guy was not far behind, and raised his hand to signal to the policeman who knew at a glance that it had turned into two small arms, and by the way, he put the masterpiece of Marlene on Zhang Lan's head.

Zhang Lan is very curious, this guy raised his forearm that had been broken into two, it should be very painful, right? But this guy didn't even shout? Could it be that the crazy screaming like killing a pig just now has alleviated this guy's pain a lot? I really didn't expect that shouting twice would be of this use.

I've heard that washing is healthier. But I've never heard of shouting healthier.

Heard Wang Qiangdi's words. A middle-aged policeman who took the lead and looked to be in his thirties came to Zhang Lan proudly. He glared at Zhang Lan with a fierce face, as if he was vicious, and thought he was very powerful. "Now the injured and the witnesses are there. The wounded testify that you are the suspect who wounded them. You are seriously suspicious. What else is there to say? Cuff me! Come with us to the police station right now! ”

"You say we're suspects, we're suspects?" Zhang Lan glanced this guy up and down. A look of disdain. Looking at this guy's eyes, it's like looking at two fools. "What about the evidence? They said I broke their legs, or I broke their legs? Say it to you. Isn't it if I say that my wallet is for you to steal. Are you a thief? ”

Obviously. These cops are not good birds. For such police. Zhang Lan really doesn't have a good feeling. Naturally, there is no need to give them a good look. The police? Zhang Lan really didn't pay attention to it.

"How dare you say I stole your wallet? I'm going to steal your wallet from a police officer? The police officer in the lead was a little annoyed: Damn. Lao Tzu has been a policeman for so many years. It's not uncommon to encounter a thorn. But Lao Tzu has never encountered a stab in the face that dares to scream at the police! "What proof do you have that I stole your wallet?"

It's a. Now it's hard to clean you up in front of so many people. When you wait until the police station, you won't die, I won't be surnamed Du! The police surnamed Du Di who felt swept away were secretly ruthless in their hearts.

"Proof, huh?" Xiao Chenxi, who hadn't spoken for a long time on the side, opened her mouth lightly, "I saw with my own eyes that you stole my brother's wallet and put it in your left trouser pocket." ”

Zhang Lan doesn't bird these policemen, and Xiao Chenxi, this girl, naturally doesn't bird them. In this girl's opinion, these guys will not be much different from ordinary people because they wear a different skin from ordinary people, if there is a difference, it is that these guys are legal to do evil after wearing this skin.

Zhang Lan thinks that the current police are similar to those invincible urban management teams in later generations, who are known as "give me 3,000 chengguan, and I can defeat Taiwan".

Only Mo Liyan was a little nervous: knowing that he knew, but when he was really facing a group of policemen who looked fierce and vicious, the little girl was not afraid that it was fake.

I heard a group of people under Wang Qiang go to the police station to cry to Director Wang that their boss and Director Wang's nephew had broken their legs, and the angry Director Wang didn't ask what happened, he slapped the table and roared and directly asked these guys to arrest "The guy who dares to make trouble on Lao Tzu's territory will be arrested by Lao Tzu!" I'm going to clean up these lawless bastards! These guys didn't have time to ask what was going on, so they let Wang Qiang's accomplices, who ran back to the police station to "report the case", take themselves to "arrest the murderer who injured people", but they didn't expect that Zhang Lan was the only man in such a group. ,

It's just that the elder is angry when he orders, and he doesn't dare to ask; It was only a few hundred meters away from the police station to here, and I didn't have time to ask these Wang Qiang's bastard companions, but I didn't know that most of the people who came were women.

Until Xiao Chenxi came out to speak, now take a closer look, except for Zhang Lan, the only man and Xiao Beibei in Zhang Lan's arms, the others are all stunning beauties: the female stars in Obi's paintings are much more beautiful! Several policemen looked at the pretty faces of Xiao Chenxi, Alice and their little girls, and they couldn't help but feel dizzy in their heads, and they all secretly swallowed saliva and pouted their buttocks.

"You dare to say that I am a thief," the policeman surnamed Du was quite angry, and pulled out his left trouser pocket as he spoke, "I'll let you see ......" Before the words fell, this guy looked at his left hand and was stunned: How could he really take out a wallet from his trouser pocket?

"Thank you," Zhang Lan snatched his money from the policeman surnamed Du and packed it into his pocket, nodding, "You are very honest and admit your mistake so quickly." ”

I don't know if this is a compliment or a detriment.

As he spoke, he nodded to Xiao Chenxi and chuckled: Happy cooperation!

"Why do you say this wallet is yours?" The policeman surnamed Du is not too stupid, his head turned a few times, and he instantly understood that he was being tricked by Zhang Lan, and immediately had the idea of taking this wallet as his own, "This is my wallet." ”

"Your wallet? So what brand of wallet do you say? How much money is inside? What else is there besides money? Zhang Lan looked indifferent and asked rhetorically.

The policeman surnamed Du was dumbfounded: how could he possibly know what was inside?

Looking at this guy's dumbfounded appearance, Zhang Lan patted this guy's shoulder seriously, and it was completely the superior leader educating his subordinates, "If you know that you are wrong, you will change it in the future, and I will not pursue it this time." ”

"Don't you claim to be a police officer? What about your law enforcement credentials? Show it to me. Just as a certain part of the policemen's bodies stood up and erected a flagpole, Alice opened her mouth lightly, saying that she wanted to see the law enforcement documents of these guys, but her tone was like ordering her subordinates.

The policeman who took the lead especially felt that this was the tone of his own voice when he commanded him.

Hearing Alice say this, several policemen were stunned, and they couldn't believe their ears: we are policemen, who is not honestly scared when they see us? But these people in front of them not only don't take themselves as the same thing at all, but they even look at their law enforcement documents? Who would dare to ask the police to show their ID? Isn't this police uniform the best law enforcement document?

"What? Don't have a law enforcement ID? Seeing that these guys were stunned like wooden stakes there, Alice opened fire like a cannon, "Then you are fake policemen, and now you are pretending to be policemen, according to the law, what kind of crime should you count?" Well, at the very least, it should be a crime of impersonating a state law enforcement officer, right? ”