Urgent gathering, this matter cannot but be said, and it must be said in a big way.

Before I joined the army, I was the No. 1 Wolong in the family, and I set a record of sleeping until 10 o'clock in the morning, and then continuing to sleep after looking at the alarm clock, and simply waiting for lunch without class.

In short, at that time, I liked to sleep as much as pigs liked to sleep, and I was definitely more capable than pigs, almost at the grade of a pig.

That is, to be a soldier, I was stunned to change my problem!

Not to mention that after getting up in the morning, I have to tidy up housekeeping, go out and exercise, etc., it is impossible to sleep lazily, but in the middle of the night, the emergency assembly will cure my bed-lying problem alive!

Let's talk about the first emergency gathering, shall we?

It was three o'clock in the evening, and I heard a sudden whistle outside, with Kuang Ming's wolf-like urging!

Then, there was chaos in the dormitory, and the wolves ran wild!

The first emergency assembly of the recruit training camp made me realize how useless I was!

The fat cotton pants are put on, but the military belt can't be buckled!

The clothes were also put on. I couldn't find the cuffs of the sweater!

The quilt was tied, but the wide backpack strap couldn't be found!

The shoes were barely put on, but they felt awkward......

It's too late, so let's leave it at that......

A password, with a false information, said that a bunch of bastards outside were making an explosion in the martyr's cemetery, and asked the brothers to hurry up for reinforcements!

At that time, I was stupid, and I just felt excited!

Within a few days of being a soldier, I did it with real swords and guns!

The time has come for Lao Tzu to make meritorious contributions!

When I go home and blow it with my buddies who used to mix together, it's beautiful......

I don't even bother to see if there are any bullets in the magazine, this is not over yet, let's run away!

The six instructors in front led the team, the twelve in the middle responded, and the six halls in the back were scattered and followed by the white towel shadow in front of them.

A buddy next to me, I still remember that it was a big man from Shandong, from the old area of Yimeng Mountain, his eyes were all green, like a hungry wolf, sticking out his tongue and rushing towards Qianhai, and his mouth was chattering endlessly: "Grandfather, grandfather, grandmother, father, uncle, uncle, second uncle, cousin, third brother-in-law, ......"

I wondered, what's wrong with this guy?

rushed out in the middle of the night and worked hard, why did the eight generations of ancestors talk about it?

Hurriedly asked, "Dude, what's wrong with you?" Running confused? ”

That buddy was kind, and he promised me when he ran loudly: "My family~Huhu~Anti-Japanese War~~Huhe~War of Liberation~Huhe~Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea~Huhe~Fight Vietnamese devils~Huhu~ are all on the battlefield!" Today~Whoo~It's my turn~! ”

I almost didn't get angry!

This is an ancestral family of soldiers!

No wonder this guy heard some fights, and his eyes were all green!

It's genetic, it's absolutely hereditary!

If you run for five kilometers, the instructor in front of you will give you a command - turn left and back!

Yes???

Just go back?

Did the gang of bastards in the martyr's cemetery catch it or run away?

There's no way~ Hold the quilt and run back!

When I entered the camp compound, I was not ashamed, and I was considered to be among the top ten who rushed into the playground.

I took advantage of the chaos to fumble and check the belt over and over again, and I twisted the belt for a long time, and I said that I couldn't buckle it, forcing me to carry my pants and run for ten kilometers.

Looking at the clothes again, I said why do I feel tight on my waist......

I put my sweater on!

I pulled the collar to my waist, and the sleeves of my sweater were dangling behind my belly like a butt curtain!

The shoes were also worn incorrectly, the left foot was wearing liberation shoes, and the right foot was wearing a big scalp shoe, which was still the one that should have been on the left foot.

I found the wide strap of the backpack, too, and asked me to put it in the backpack myself. A stupid one, a small piece of it upside down......

Hurry up and adjust, thinking not to be too embarrassed......

The team is neat, the number is reported, Kuang Ming came to check, and he went straight to me!

At that time, my heart was wow cool and wow cool......

How else to say that the veteran brothers have poisonous eyes!

I'm almost going to shrink my head into the collar, which can attract veterans?

Kuang Ming came over and pointed with his hand: "Where's your hat?" ”

Yes?

Hat?

I said why don't you go straight to me!

In the front three rows, the rows of cotton hats are at the head of the row with a big bald pestle, can you not show your eyes?

Come on, a stinking scolding!

After scolding, after commenting, go back to the dormitory.

Before I could take off the screwed shoes, the Shandong buddy grinned and cried......

Now the whole class is blown up!

This guy is a fierce man!

During the basic training of bomb throwing, a brother standing on his side pulled the rubber band that trained his arm strength to break, and the coach smashed his collarbone, and he didn't say a word!

What's going on today?

After asking for a long time, the buddy was embarrassed to stand up and cry and say: "I'm fine~ Wow~ It's just pants~ Uh-huh~ I'm wearing it backwards, I can't untie it~ Oh oh ~ I want to pee......"

The whole class was dumbfounded......

Hurry up and take a look at the brother's shirt, the whole class is happy!

That dude is so fierce!

It doesn't matter if you wear pants upside down, it is estimated that the guy can't find the front door and is in a hurry, but he is about to rush out, so he doesn't care so much, he just pulls off the military belt and ties a dead knot in the pants!

A stupid run down, as soon as the person relaxes, he can't find the door if he wants to pay a water bill, and he can't even take off his pants, and he can't even take off his pants, so he chokes this guy crying!

In fact, the emergency assembly in this training is basically such a routine, purely so that we know what it means to be vigilant and defend the motherland.

Speaking of which, when this recruit is training, as long as he does not sleep on a big kang, the instructor who leads the class generally sleeps on the first bed by the door.

If you bump into a bunk bed in poor condition, you will have to sleep in the lower bunk.

After all, veterans have experience, and if something really happens, it's always good to have a first reaction.

Besides, it's easy to manage, right?

Anyway, why do you arrange the bunks like this, there are a lot of theories, just do it as usual!

One day, before the lights-out horn sounded, Kuang Mingmeng stood up suddenly, buttoned his hat on his head, and shouted at me: "You sleep in my bed tonight, I'll go out to hang out with fellow villagers!" ”

Yes?

Even if I'm a rookie, I know it, huh?

It is a big taboo in the army not to return this night!

The company commander's instructor checked the shop three times a night, can this be hidden?

Maybe seeing that the color on my face was wrong, Kuang Ming walked over and rolled his eyes: "I'll be back in three or five hours, what are you worried about?" Just sleep on my bunk! ”

After that, raise your legs and go!

That's when I opened the snare drum in my heart......

I didn't dare to talk much, as soon as the lights out, the lights went out, and I went to bed immediately!

Not to mention, there are things hanging in my heart, and I can't sleep at all.

After opening his eyes for a while, he looked through the window leaning against the bed, has Kuang Ming come back?

After opening his eyes for a while, he quietly spied a look, was there a flashlight coming out of the company?

It's torture......

I stayed up until more than three o'clock, and I really couldn't stand it!

The intense training during the day is terrifying.

In the afternoon, there was also a fully armed cross-country subject. I ran down stupidly, and I was so tired. You can fall asleep as soon as your head touches the bed board.

No matter who you love, love whoever you want!

As soon as my eyes were closed, I was just about to go to sleep when there was movement outside.

It seemed that someone walked lightly to the window, picked something lightly, and the window against the bed quietly opened a four-finger-wide slit.

Then, a black object was gently thrown in and fell on my stomach.

I wondered at the time......

You said Brother Kuangming, you'll come back when you come back, right? Why are you still making such jokes?

What did you throw in?

Almost half-asleep, he sat up, and while reaching out to grab the black thing, he was about to lower his voice and greet Brother Kuangming......

The words were all on his lips, and the black thing was in his hand.

The black light blinded the fire, and I looked at the starlight outside......

Fuck me!

The grenade, or the gayla has been uncovered!

At that time, my brain buzzed all of a sudden, and it completely exploded!

Brother Kuang Ming seems to have said a few days ago that the vicinity of our station is more sensitive, and there are some abnormal situations from time to time.

Although no one has the courage to sneak out of the camp, there are still cases of stealing chickens and dogs.

Last week, didn't the cooking class lose two bags of white noodles at once?

Now it's good, the thief has come to the door!

This is what Jiang Kuan, the giant grandson, said later, I was like a donkey who had been stabbed in the ass with a soldering iron - grenades, lying down!

It's all gone!

That is, the instinct that I usually practiced, and I didn't think much about it, so I threw the grenade out of the window, and the glass smashed a big hole, and the movement was heard by the dead!

While rolling under the bed, I wondered?

The sentry is dead???

There are other veterans, usually all of them are shrewd and strong, agile and agile, and the top one is Jiaolong, Tiger, and one smashes ten Rambo, which is a piece of cake!

Why is there no reaction today?

I have to say that the brothers in the class are clever, and one after another they are lying under the bed, waiting for the situation to be dealt with after the explosion!

I waited for a full ten seconds, and the earth-shattering explosion outside had not yet sounded......

This is a muttering in my heart!

What kind of grenade is this?

Didn't it explode in three and a half seconds?

Even if it's a seven-second delay, then it's time to blow up?

No matter!

jumped up and was about to run out, but the light in the room suddenly turned on, and he hit his head in Kuang Ming's arms.

The expression on Kuang Ming's face, I still can't describe it......

It seems to be holding back a smile, but it seems to be a little angry?

Kuang Ming first looked at me, then at the hole in the window, and then shouted in a holding voice: "Urgently assemble!" ”

I usually can still play backpacks with the lights off, but this is not a piece of cake with the lights on?

After a while, all the brothers in the training camp stood in the playground!

Then, the battalion commander of the training camp commented.

Then, bring it back.

Until the next morning, everyone didn't understand what was going on.

Later, it was until the training camp was about to end, and Kuang Ming finally said the reason!

That night, the training staff officer came over with a few people to get a course on emergency response.

To put it bluntly, that is to look at the unexpected situation, to see how many of these recruits can make accurate judgments on the spot?

That night, the instructors of each class made an excuse to go out, leaving the recruits to stay in their rooms.

At three o'clock in the morning, when people are most sleepy, the training staff officer begins to move!

It's all veteran oil, and with a flick of a dagger, the window is honestly opened, and then a trainer bullet is gently thrown into the room.

I just want to see if these recruits are all asleep and have no vigilance at all!

It's almost all thrown away, and our class is almost the last room......

Tell me to find out if I'm right.

Indiscriminately smashed the grenade back.

It was a coincidence, and he smashed the head of the training staff officer at that time.

When this person was stupid, he couldn't imagine the power he exerted!

The training staff officer didn't even snort, and just fell on the snow, and fainted at that time.

At this moment, the only way to do this is to quickly call someone to send it to the health team, and this test of impromptu judgment and alertness response has become an ordinary emergency assembly.

Later, until he became a veteran, one day he took the recruits to cooperate with the training staff officers to engage in a topic of shooting mentality, and somehow brought up this matter......

I saw a fair-faced staff officer yelling: "! Lao Tzu was stunned and had a mild concussion, and it was you who made trouble for a long time! ”

It's good now, it's okay to show off yourself, I really didn't expect this victim to be right in front of me!

I had no choice but to buy a cigarette for the concussive brother in the military service club, and begged him to raise his noble hand and forgive my brother for my youth and ignorance......

But we didn't lose anything!

Just a cigarette of "Folk Music", only about ten yuan.

Later, when I was training at the plateau base, I happened to run out of cigarettes and smoked, and I happened to bump into a concussion coming up from the logistics base at the bottom of the mountain.

didn't say it, my brothers are all broken, are you embarrassed to have a concussion and smoke it alone?

So, his cloud of smoke became mine.

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