Chapter 35: The House of Mess
Chapter 35 The House of Messes
"Look at you, why are you so nervous?" Ding Dang saw Jin Agou's bitter gourd face and smiled, "Master, I'm joking with you, I have already beaten you just now, now, you can return it to me, I will never beat you again." ”
Jin Agou still didn't dare to move, and his hands kept shaking.
"What? Why don't you hit me, hit, hit, come on. Ding Dang smiled.
With a "plop", Jin Agou actually knelt down for Ding Dang again, and this time, he knelt down from the bottom of his heart.
"This uncle, you have been convinced, completely convinced! Little brother Jin Agou, I will follow you uncle in the future! ”
"Huh?" Ding Dang was stunned, why did we accept a little brother again! It's troublesome now, plus Jin Buchang and Abdu, I have three younger brothers, where will I have the money to care about their food and drink in the future?
If you don't have money, you don't have a daughter-in-law, and of course you don't have a younger brother, Ding Dang understands this truth.
"Uncle, you better take me." Jin Agou is a handful of snot and tears, and he is afraid that Ding Dang will not want his little brother.
"How old are you?" Ding Dang asked.
"Twenty-four."
"How many months?"
"July, Cancer." I didn't expect this golden dog to know his own constellation, and it seems that he is still a trendy man.
"Well, I'm a few months older than you, okay, then I'll take you." Ding Dang smiled, "However, I don't have the money to support you." I, a poor man. ”
When Ding Dang said this, he subconsciously touched his chest, the priceless treasure mirror was still there.
This thing must not be lost, it must not be broken.
"Uncle, look at what you said. In the future, I don't want your money, but instead, I will give you 10% of what my brothers and I earn every month. Jin Ah Dog patted his chest and said.
Ding Dang only felt that there seemed to be a God of Wealth floating in front of him. Wow, okay, I took in a little brother and became a shareholder of this hooligan team, accounting for 10% of the dry shares? How much does this guy earn in a month?
"How can I ask for your money? Don't you have ill-gotten money, right? Ding Dang cleared his throat and said in a fake way.
"I'm not ill-gotten gain. My brother opened a Sichuan restaurant, but it is a regular restaurant with a business license. A month's income, deducting rent, water and electricity, workers' wages, etc., must have a net profit of at least 100,000 yuan a month. ”
"Huh? 100,000? So, I can get 10,000 a month? Ding Dang was stupid on the spot.
"Yes, uncle, isn't there a saying that a person should give 10% of his income every month to give love to those who are disabled and sick? I heard that in this way, you can live a long life and make a fortune. Oh, this is what one of my cousins told me, he was religious, and he told me this a lot. Jin Ah Dog said.
Ding Dang didn't give this guy a bad idea. Nima's, after a long time, I am one of those disabled people and patients who need your "love donation"? Are you praising me or cursing me?
However, thinking that he could get 10,000 yuan a month, which was still a legitimate income, Ding Dang didn't care about anything.
Whatever it is, it doesn't matter if you have money to take it, even if you are a disabled person. Actually, everyone is disabled, and I should be mentally disabled, well, mentally disabled, it's always okay, right? Where do you think I have a mental disability? I don't say a word to my cousin Qingqing for being so dead and begging for nothing, and being bullied like that by her, that's masochism, isn't that a mental disability?
Thinking of this, Ding Dang's heart was much more balanced.
"Well, since you want to give love, it's a good thing, I'll help you make this wish come true. Oh, your 10,000 yuan, I will also donate 10% of it for love, such as buying a pair of shoes for a dog or something. After a while, the weather will be cold, and those dogs have no shoes, but how can they survive the winter? Ding Dang said with a smile.
"Uncle Ding is really chivalrous and courageous, a bodhisattva, and even loves animals. You are truly a role model for us to learn. Kim Ah Dog gave a thumbs up.
"Yes, Uncle Ding is really a good person!" The two younger brothers under him also exclaimed.
"Don't call me uncle, I'm your uncle? Your uncle's. Ding Dang shook his head, "It's almost the same when you call me Brother Ding." ”
"Okay, Brother Ding!"
"Jin Ah Dog, your name has also been acquired too earthy, right? Looks like I didn't call it wrong, huh? By the way, what did you three do? ”
"Actually, it's nothing, the food stall outside our Sichuan restaurant moved a little bit that day, occupying the sidewalk. As a result, a few chengguan came, demanded fines, and overturned the tables and chairs we had placed outside. When I saw that they were arrogant, I was annoyed, so I went up with the two of them and beat those chengguan violently, and as a result, I was arrested. ”
"What? That's it? Ding Dang pursed his lips, "This chengguan is used to being arrogant, and he really should be beaten!" Hmph, it's not wrong to beat them at all! ”
"Brother Ding, do you think so too?"
"yes." Ding Dang nodded, "Dog, don't you see it that way?" ”
"That's right, that's right, Yuan Fang also sees it this way." Jin Ah Gou nodded vigorously, "It seems that we are on the right track." ”
"Hmph, they were lucky not to touch me. If I had met, I'd have knocked out a few of their teeth. Ding Dang smiled triumphantly.
In the afternoon of the next day, Ding Dang was released and had to say goodbye to the golden retriever.
It turned out to be Liu Qingqing who bailed him out.
Following behind Qingqing, Ding Dang was still a little surprised.
"Qingqing, you can do it, you will bail me out alone?"
"Didn't I trust a friend?" Qingqing glanced at Ding Dang, "I thought you were really arrested by those policemen, dare they pretend to be hooligans?" But you're not going to beat up that real cop too, are you? ”
"Can I be blamed for this? In these years, where can you tell the real from the fake? Ding Dang muttered.
"Alright, I'll take you home."
"Home?" Ding Dang was stunned for a moment, "Where are you going home?" Is it to your house? That's a good idea. ”
"If you want to be beautiful, of course, you will go back to your own home." Qingqing glared at Ding Dang viciously.
"You're going too?"
"yes, can't you?"
"Yes, yes, of course. The ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws. Ding Dang smiled.
"Am I ugly? Hum! Qingqing gave Ding Dang another roll of his eyes, "I'm your cousin, I'm going to see my aunt and uncle-in-law, can't I?" Don't think crookedly, be amorous! ”
"Yes, I'm self-inflicted." Ding Dang pouted and stopped talking.
When they got home, it was Ding Dang's father, Ding Dazhong, who opened the door for them.
"Ding Dang, are you back?" Ding Dazhong looked nervous.
"Dad, what's going on?" Ding Dang vaguely sensed that something was wrong.
How could his father, who has always been very calm, and can even be said to be a turtle, have such an expression, as if someone else owes him money?
"Hello, cousin!" Qingqing smiled and said.
"Oh, it's Qingqing, come, please come in and sit!" Although Ding Dazhong said this, he still looked a little absent-minded.
It's strange that when I came home with my cousin and future "girlfriend", how could my father behave like this? Ding Dang also felt a little inexplicable.
Ding Dang and Qingqing walked into the room, only to find that the hall was in chaos.
In the hall, the floor was covered with paper, and the drawers were thrown on the floor, and the contents were scattered all over the floor.
"Dad, what's going on?" Ding Dang was stunned.
"Ah, I'll sort it out for you. Qingqing, I'm so sorry, it's the first time you've come here, and that's it in our house. ”
Qingqing also frowned, she didn't expect that when she came to Ding Dang's house for the first time, she would see such a scene. Can this house still be inhabited?
"Dad, I'll clean it up for you." Ding Dang saw his father squatting down to clean up, and he couldn't help it, so he helped clean up together.
"Cousin-in-law, I'll help you too." Qingqing also squatted down and helped them.
"Qingqing, this can't be helped. You're a guest, how can we let you clean up? Dad Ding hurriedly waved his hand.
However, Qingqing still did it very seriously.
Just now, Ding Dang's performance has made Qingqing very satisfied. It seems that this little cousin is not useless!
"Dad, what the hell is going on? By the way, what about Mom? ”
"Oh, your mother, your mother she ??????" Ding's father wanted to speak and stopped.
"Dad, are you arguing again?" Ding Dang stood up suddenly.
Needless to say, this chaotic hall is a battlefield?
"Huh? My bedroom, my bedroom is messed up like this? Ding Dang suddenly saw his bedroom without closing the door, and it seemed to be a mess.
He rushed in, and when he saw it, he was completely stunned??????
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